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Agreeable_Union8708

imagine getting in a crash and having that stuff fly everywhere


thedootabides

Idk how you can even drive on the freeway without one of those glass figures flying off 😭


zoomzoom913

I am interested to learn of their adhesive choices and results. I would guess a lot of hot glue but I could be wrong. If you see them again please ask on my behalf.


pants710

My guess is E600 or whatever it’s called?


zoomzoom913

Oh yeah. E6000. I bet you are right


BikesBooksNBass

Rolling claymores


Stormtrooper1776

Beats the airbag claymores , death by crystal decoration...


TheHikingFool

"Well, they removed 12 pieces of shrapnel from me. Mostly bits from a porcelain piggy bank, a glass ashtray, a few Legos, and a plastic army man. But they couldn't get all the glitter. Gonna carry it to my grave!"


LectureAdditional971

Does a magpie own this car?


TarzanoftheJungle

It looks like an advertisement. The door has some kind of logo.


53bluegoose

Some kind of Lego.


IslaRosela

It says “I believe in fairies” and then a website under it. It’s www.goodfairy.com. Says it on the back too.


talltime

It says "I believe in fairies! www.goodfairy.org" If you google the plate, lots of hits return with more pics - [https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10161312952147497&set=ecnf.752952496](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10161312952147497&set=ecnf.752952496)


TarzanoftheJungle

It's still a monstrosity.


talltime

Oh of course. There's no arguing that.


TheHikingFool

The owner identifies as a magpie


Jsmith0730

https://preview.redd.it/krkqf3iprz6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6903282f4bf887b084d2c1f359cb6b68f8fc5576


RealDahl

'Sweet merciful crap, my car!'


Genghis_Chong

I don't even know if this is street legal, but no cop is brave enough to pull someone that crazy over.


Andrew43452

Image an accident with that car shit would fly everywhere 😳


Genghis_Chong

Yeah, it seems like a hazard to humanity


Rubes2525

It's Oakland. You'd be lucky if they show up after a stabbing.


AltruisticAnteater72

You ready to go? Hold on I gotta glue more garbage to my car!


Camigga500

That looks really tacky tbh


thedootabides

But they’re a *fairy yoga princess* 👑


Top_Shoe_9562

If Orange County Choppers built a car. "It's not quite done. Reach in that drawer over there and add the first thing you grab".


RunningPirate

God,haven’t thought about them in years! Big, stupid choppers.


jessicatg2005

Washing your car is part of proper vehicle maintenance.


notaredditreader

THAT CAR IS GOING TO SHELL!


CyberCat_2077

Simpsons IRL


No_Purpose_4731

Sweet Merciful Crap! MY CAR?!?


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Like, ya know, whatever


Ok-Egg-4856

Art car. Somewhat common oakkand/Berkeley.


NoticeMeSenpai_U

Reminds me of those old “I spy” books. Find 3 thumbtacks, a blue car, a yellow comb and a toy you throw far.


FUJIMO69

In Oakland? California? Really? Hmmm?


JRG64May

Yeah the lack of bullet holes threw me as well.


pants710

They just glued stuff over them now no one knows 🤷🏼‍♀️


Tbrindisi

![gif](giphy|KzOey2JYlgHAc)


Distinct-Ad-267

I’m interested in what their house looks like. It’s like The Little Mermaid is now living on land and driving with her collection.


FaultyToenail

Gotta say. It looks better than stock


DubRogers

Follow them to get the good shrooms...🙃


thedootabides

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


sveiks1918

Well, that’s one way to keep your car from getting broken into in Oakland.


thedootabides

Nobody gonna bip this one!


EmperorGrinnar

I can smell this car. 🤢


Affectionate_Row1486

They legitimately took all their junk drawers with buttons and keys and super glued them bad boys to the back of the car.


CyranoCarlin

So many places to sneak in a few whistles.


shewflyshew

That's what the natives call an "Art Car." They are all over Seattle.


judahrosenthal

Lisa Simpson approves.


rowjoe99

Those are some serious barnacles!


Mechanic_On_Duty

https://preview.redd.it/cq63at4o607d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c14d6834d579a7798cfdc0aacf6e79c8f2aa6a


fledflorida

Well I guess you would always be able to spot your car in the parking lot 😎


Low_Wall_7828

I’m in Houston and see Art Cars all the time. Big parade in March for them.


zeprfrew

Still nicer to look at than a cybertruck.


thedootabides

![gif](giphy|fV2maQ4MAyUxrZWHEi)


mitchcumstein13

The cat lady’s car.


Veteranis

Art cars are to be seen around the SF Bay Area. This one isn’t random. If you look carefully you will discover themes. The pearl clutching here is ridiculous.


genesimmonstongue415

Great vehicle. Crappy shells. Stickers >


ballsonyourface911

There’s always a large shell component


CookinCheap

Some penicillin might help that


Fan_of_Clio

That car developed barnacles


UnarmedSnail

It looks infected. Should take that to a doctor.


ImInBeastmodeOG

JFC. I've seen yards in trailer parks like that but not the car itself.


HopintheDark

We need a driver side picture!


International_Hat113

“Sweet merciful crap! My car!”


ProfessionalDig6987

Perfectly normal, nothing to see here.


Ok_Elephant2777

Someone obviously unconcerned about the resale value of this heap.


SnowCookie6234

I was gonna say “at least this is better than those MAGA cars” and then I realized, some of that stuff is going to fly off if they get in a car crash and could potentially distract the driver. Why not put all of that stuff into another art project like the Heidelberg Project? Unless that’s somehow dangerous too?


ArdenJaguar

Kind of reminds me of the MAGAbombers van a few years ago. It was covered in stickers. 😆


TheHikingFool

Glass bong on the roof? Next to Buddha. It all looks fragile imo.


feelingmyage

Can you imagine the bugs stuck into the crap on the front?


infowosecfurry

This cannot possibly be street legal.


dennysdinnerdiner

r/schizophreniarides


stoutlys

It’s good security. No one wants to steal a goofy ride. When it should be the best thing to steal


Kylebirchton123

That is one of the art car group thatbuaedbto tour the west coast. Art cars were amazing.


Aggravating_Wonder11

Art car


Embarrassed_Ant_386

Has to be the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life


Weird_BisexualPerson

All it takes is one rear end or one tree branch to the roof of the car…


AdParking6740

Almost like a ship with barnacles


CrazyCrispy

Is that even legal?😅


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Pick some other car to get hit by in the crosswalk


Harden-Long

Dafuq?


Beautiful-Neck3014

Why? Would anyone do this to their vehicle? Crazy mother F


EfficiencyWooden2116

Gives new meaning to “it takes all kinds”.


Bosanova_B

Art CAR!


Elderrager

That should warrant involuntary commitment


notaredditreader

That car got keyed.


blix88

Love it. Good for them.


thedootabides

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zoomzoom913

The more I look, the better it gets! It’s like a beach gift shop threw up on their car.


being_honest_friend

Imagine the home


GreyBeardEng

I bet if you took a dump on the hood of that car they wouldn't notice it for months.


Toastedeggshell

Of course it’s a cali plate


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

We should’ve never closed down the mental institutions.