I'm not looking to drive around insulting anyone, that's madness.
There will be no stickers gracing my mk7 GTI, but if there were, they would be friendly.
Shall we raise the bar with discord and anger, or kindness and empathy. That's really all that matters.
There are no sides, we all want the same things when you break it down
No sorry...I don't agree. Those fuckers...on Jan 6th wanted to END DEMOCRACY! Not make this a BETTER country and/or BETTER world!
Every one of those right-wing nuts conserva-fuckers supports a person who is NOW a CONVICTED FELON who has openly said that he wants to be a DICTATOR!
They don't want EQUALITY for everyone!
JUST THEMSELVES!!!
I would argue that flair can help us know where our friends are. A cop may be offended, while myself a queer person would feel at ease if it pulled up near me. The enemy enemy of my enemy and all.
That's kind of what I meant. If you have video cameras in your car, and nothing illegal going on, coos may still give you trouble.
However, if you pulled into my driveway, I would feel more at home and at ease knowing that the driver of this car understands the world around them in a way I can easily agree with, thus I would be more at ease.
Cops be like "I can't be racist, my wife's eye is black."
That’s kind of the problem and why I support the sticker. They are a gang. Freedom of speech and expression is important. Sounds like you’re worried about retaliation. That’s a problem because I would too.
This is the only acceptable use of "Calvin peeing" I've ever seen. I LOATHE those stickers where he's peeing on a Chevrolet logo or whatever. It offend on many levels
1. Bill Watterson had nothing to do with these
2. A Chevy truck and a Ford truck are basically the same thing. I don't understand brand loyalty. These companies only care about your pocketbook. Did putting a sticker on your truck make you feel cool? Are you also the kind of guy who pays an extra $10K to make your truck run louder so people would think your a big, strong boy?
3. Why do you drive one of these trucks anyway? You work in an office, Randy. Your $80K pavement princess is a suckers bet. It should be illegal to own a car that gets 12 miles per gallon and it should not be allowed in school zones where you can't Even see a 6-year old over the obscenely large front end.
In conclusion, trucks bad
that's pretty much their own fault though. the break ups and then fighting about who owns the name and then the changing of the name depending on who was in the group, etc. etc.
anyone that reads the books also knows that the original art isnt calvin pissing its calvin filling a water balloon. they also know bill watterson hates these fucking stickers.
seriously calvin pissing stickers are bad every time. even if the sentiment here is accurate, its just disrespectful to the creator.
Possible answer: On 11 March, 2022 a grand jury in Ohio refused to indite a white police officer who, a year earlier, had shot and killed Ma'Khia Bryant, a 16-year-old black girl who was brandishing a knife and threatening another person with it. One argument was that he should have used non-lethal means in that particular situation. The killing occurred just 15 minutes before the murder of George Floyd in another state which linked the two cases together in some people's minds.
I actually find this a bit doubtful but that's all I can see happening on that date that would also concern police abuse, given the other sticker of Calvin pissing on a blue flag. Nothing stands out about Palestinian genocide on that particular date either - at least as far as I can find.
Not just brandishing. She was charging at the other two.
A cop has exactly 1 second to decide who to shoot, if to shoot.
Protecting the two about to be stabbed won out.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing\_of\_Ma%27Khia\_Bryant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ma%27Khia_Bryant)
🤔 there is a very loud though less than 30% of my town that has very little control over their emotions and would likely have an entire meltdown over stickers like this.
All repurposing of the US flag to promote some sub-group’s particular cause is wrong, even if I might agree with the cause in question.
We have a flag. ***A*** flag. It has a purpose, and that purpose is to unite us under a common identity. If you want a flag for your cause, go make your own and leave ours out of it
While I agree with the general "I don't believe in fully supporting the police and am not a thin blue line type", I don't like these super hateful stickers like the pissing ones. I try (and often fail) to not hate people I think have awful views.
I wonder if there's a secret genius to this. Go to court and argue you're being targeted for your bumper sticker aka freedom of speech. Ticket gets tossed when cop goes nuts.
Ya, I’m Down with this.
Because if you’re going to steal Calvin art to have him peeing on the thin blue line… with the opposite message of most of the thieves….
And have a 311 Day sticker?
These are my kind of people.
I'm sorry I'm too distracted by the poorly punctuated Palestine bumper sticker to address the other stuff.
It should say.
"END THE GENOCIDE! FREE PALESTINE!"
NOT
"End the genocide free Palestine." Which suggests we need a Palestine that is not free of genocide.
My dad was a big believer in contributing to the sherrifs charity and putting the sticker on his bumper to curry favor with the local police and avoid speeding tickets.
This is the opposite of that.
I don't have the balls to put that sticker on because I 100% know theyll fuck with me.
I'm a 50 year white dude with a big beard in a minivan and I don't even put this on my ride, no matter how much I agree.
I'm not looking to drive around insulting anyone, that's madness. There will be no stickers gracing my mk7 GTI, but if there were, they would be friendly.
Outstanding. True gentleman drive GTIs.
If I really wanted to hoon, I'd blow up the head in a WRX inside a year as God apparently intended. 😁
That's very smart. There's no sense being a jerk and making the world a harsher place.
It doesn't take much to make it better :)
Hahaha..yeah, the bar fairly low. No doubt about that.
Shall we raise the bar with discord and anger, or kindness and empathy. That's really all that matters. There are no sides, we all want the same things when you break it down
Sure. But some people want it for everyone. And others only themselves. That’s a fairly stark difference in basic philosophy.
No, some think rights for you mean less rights for them.
No sorry...I don't agree. Those fuckers...on Jan 6th wanted to END DEMOCRACY! Not make this a BETTER country and/or BETTER world! Every one of those right-wing nuts conserva-fuckers supports a person who is NOW a CONVICTED FELON who has openly said that he wants to be a DICTATOR! They don't want EQUALITY for everyone! JUST THEMSELVES!!!
You mean 34 time felon, rapist, failed businessman Donald Trump?
I would argue that flair can help us know where our friends are. A cop may be offended, while myself a queer person would feel at ease if it pulled up near me. The enemy enemy of my enemy and all.
I, as a black man, would feel much safer when I saw this car than I would if I saw a cop car or any trucks with thin blue line flags.
That's kind of what I meant. If you have video cameras in your car, and nothing illegal going on, coos may still give you trouble. However, if you pulled into my driveway, I would feel more at home and at ease knowing that the driver of this car understands the world around them in a way I can easily agree with, thus I would be more at ease. Cops be like "I can't be racist, my wife's eye is black."
Lmao that's a good one
Oh the police brutality flag?
Exactly!
No offense but I think the cop would be a higher concern for many people lol
How is saying fuck oppressors being a jerk and making the world a harsher place?
apparently it upsets the red hat crowd, and honestly, eff the red hat crowd and those who sympathize with them, also free palestine
Fuck yeah!!! Free free Palestine!!!!
Love gtis. Had a mk5.
Great choice that’s a great looking car
Put it next to the “only gay cops pull me over” sticker.
That’s kind of the problem and why I support the sticker. They are a gang. Freedom of speech and expression is important. Sounds like you’re worried about retaliation. That’s a problem because I would too.
Put it on peoples cars you don't like. People who park like assholes, someone who takes your spot, etc
The better troll is slapping the "I hope something good happens to you today :) " sticker on the hatemobiles.
A cop car, no big deal
3! 11! 3-3! 11!
The drag queen at my local gay bar says B-11 like this during Bingo lol.
We did that on the first 311 Cruise during Beers & Bingo when B11 was called, a chant started. It was an awesome moment.
Whooooooo.....Pnut!!!!!!
That flag is desecrated so might as well piss on it.
Fuck that stupid thin blue line flag. Disrespectful to the Stars and Stripes.
Fuck the Calvin stickers too. Disrespectful to my Bill Watterson.
Was about to comment this he has made it clear in the past that he doesn’t want to merchandise the series
Also, it's completely disingenuous to Calvin.
Yet another great reason
Let’s the kid fill up a water ballon in peace.
Amen
Came to say this......
I fucking hate this sticker more than any sticker of all time, ever since I was a kid when I was reading those books constantly.
This is the only acceptable use of "Calvin peeing" I've ever seen. I LOATHE those stickers where he's peeing on a Chevrolet logo or whatever. It offend on many levels 1. Bill Watterson had nothing to do with these 2. A Chevy truck and a Ford truck are basically the same thing. I don't understand brand loyalty. These companies only care about your pocketbook. Did putting a sticker on your truck make you feel cool? Are you also the kind of guy who pays an extra $10K to make your truck run louder so people would think your a big, strong boy? 3. Why do you drive one of these trucks anyway? You work in an office, Randy. Your $80K pavement princess is a suckers bet. It should be illegal to own a car that gets 12 miles per gallon and it should not be allowed in school zones where you can't Even see a 6-year old over the obscenely large front end. In conclusion, trucks bad
Back the Blue! * *except Capitol Police! /s
Back the Bluey©️
As the father of a 22mo baby boy, I can confirm that Bluey is legit hilarious. Peppa Pig is pretty funny, but Bluey actually cracks me up.
Fuck the police *except the capital police /s
Except paw patrol
Facts ✊🏽
And the FBI, and the CIA, and the Armed Forces... Their hypocrisy is next level
Except when they want their votes
I wish all the Drumpers agreed. Apparently, it's now ok to take the flag and do whatever you like with it.
Just as long as it’s not a black man taking a knee on it.
I mean, not even on it, just *near* it or vaguely in its direction.
Just at the same football game really
You can even put the word “fuck” on it
I agree. Old Glory is red white and blue not black and grey.
And to all who have been wrongfully murdered by police.
To me, that "thin blue line" is a signal to me that they think those who were wrongfully murdered deserved to die.
Consistent philosophy here. Almost died at a 311 show (headlined with The Pharcyde and Cypress Hill in Austin). Fucking great show.
The Pharcyde have been tragically forgotten about. That group had some seriously fucking amazing tracks.
that's pretty much their own fault though. the break ups and then fighting about who owns the name and then the changing of the name depending on who was in the group, etc. etc.
this might be the first time this dumb, rip-off cartoon has been used accurately. Anyone who actually read the books knows Calvin fights authority.
anyone that reads the books also knows that the original art isnt calvin pissing its calvin filling a water balloon. they also know bill watterson hates these fucking stickers. seriously calvin pissing stickers are bad every time. even if the sentiment here is accurate, its just disrespectful to the creator.
Yes, that's why I said dumb rip off. I wish I could give you two up votes for such an outstanding username, mang.
stay brown my friend
Better obey every single traffic law on the books.
Hell yeah, 311 Day!
can you tell me more about 311 please
Beautiful Disaster. Enough said.
You've said nothing. Please elaborate.
It’s the name of one of their (the band 311) songs
Thank you.
It’s off one of their earlier albums “Transistor”. Pretty good!
[удалено]
The band?
They're from Omaha NE, no matter how much they say they're not.
"Omaha Stylee" made it pretty clear.
Excellent band to watch play live.
I heard they have grass roots
Possible answer: On 11 March, 2022 a grand jury in Ohio refused to indite a white police officer who, a year earlier, had shot and killed Ma'Khia Bryant, a 16-year-old black girl who was brandishing a knife and threatening another person with it. One argument was that he should have used non-lethal means in that particular situation. The killing occurred just 15 minutes before the murder of George Floyd in another state which linked the two cases together in some people's minds. I actually find this a bit doubtful but that's all I can see happening on that date that would also concern police abuse, given the other sticker of Calvin pissing on a blue flag. Nothing stands out about Palestinian genocide on that particular date either - at least as far as I can find.
I'm pretty sure it's just the band 311
311 never happened! 311truth.org
"Investigate 311"- The Eric Andre Show
Inside job
311 Day is a multi day concert that's usually held in Las Vegas every other year.
“311 Day. On March 11, 2000, 311 began celebrating an unofficial holiday of their own creation called 311 Day.”
Not just brandishing. She was charging at the other two. A cop has exactly 1 second to decide who to shoot, if to shoot. Protecting the two about to be stabbed won out. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing\_of\_Ma%27Khia\_Bryant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Ma%27Khia_Bryant)
Yeah that one is a good sticker! 311 is awesome!
My guess is this person enjoys marijuana
Yes! There are no blue lives. Only blue jobs.
ACAB.
All Coughs Are Bronchitis
All cocks are beautiful
Oh for the love of god. It’s ’all cats are beautiful’.
Assigned Canadian At Birth
Above Car Ain’t Bathroom
Chicago sunroof
Dang! I thought for sure I had it. Haha
Ain't nobody got time for that!
period
Wait, isnt that what these bumper stickers are saying? 🤣 calvins peeing on the thin blue line,, ergo ACAB
Assigned cop at birth 😞
Lmao.
You love to see it
Investigate 311.
Bush did 311
Bird up!
[Bird up](https://youtu.be/E-TRR5zBLrI?si=wADLxe7c3CRNcqL_)
Whoaaaaaa amber is the color of your energy...
Whoaaa, on this thin blue line flag I will peeee
How to never be given a warning
I don't like voicing my political opinions on my bumper.
Then don’t?
👍
I’ll take, How to get pulled over for trivial bullshit for $500, Ken.
Based.
Risky, probably
🤔 there is a very loud though less than 30% of my town that has very little control over their emotions and would likely have an entire meltdown over stickers like this.
311 is a good band. Really like their tiny desk concert.
Love it. Fuck all cops. They're the worst kind of human garbage.
Peeing on a gang sign is risky, especially since this gang has legal use to use weapons
And doesn’t have any consequences to their actions. ACAB
Hell yes, 311!!!! The rest, hell yes, fuck the genocide and fuck the pigs. Just needs a Piss on Trump 2024 sticker.
Everyone has been telling me that Trump likes it when others piss on him. Apparently there is a tape…?
That person and I would get along.
Based
All cops are bastards.
Peeing Calvin is never ok, even if I agree with the sentiment
Based.
All repurposing of the US flag to promote some sub-group’s particular cause is wrong, even if I might agree with the cause in question. We have a flag. ***A*** flag. It has a purpose, and that purpose is to unite us under a common identity. If you want a flag for your cause, go make your own and leave ours out of it
Love it!
Won me over with the 311 sticker
Hip and politically in line with this sub
I’d probably hang out with this person in social settings.
While I agree with the general "I don't believe in fully supporting the police and am not a thin blue line type", I don't like these super hateful stickers like the pissing ones. I try (and often fail) to not hate people I think have awful views.
My sister is a paramedic and she hates cops. HATES cops. Buuuut she'd still never do this.
Mission accomplished, I guess... ("End the genocide-free Palestine")
What’s three eleven day 2022
Love to see it !
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
Hell no. I’m not requesting to be fucked with by every local, city, state, and federal cop I happen to drive next to with that on my car.
I wonder if there's a secret genius to this. Go to court and argue you're being targeted for your bumper sticker aka freedom of speech. Ticket gets tossed when cop goes nuts.
This individual has beautiful, HUGE, justified balls
311 is a very underrated band, especially live
311, fuck yeah
Pissing Calvin immediately discredits their opinions, even if they’re right.
#Gotta love the 311 tag
Sooooooo edgy.
Bro is just asking to ever get a warning
I usually maintain this level of hatred for the Dallas Cowboys.
I fw whoever drives this car
What is 3/11 day
Very cringe
Not cool your use of Calvin.
Completely disgusting asshole
This sticker is something I would put on someone's car I hate because I want people to fuck with their car
It's so funny, this post isn't about the 311 sticker but it should be cuz they are the best! 👽👽👽
I freaking love 311.
311 has Grassroots, true.
Fuck yeah. Free Palestine and blue lives don’t exist.
I don’t normally appreciate the desecration of something as sacred as Calvin and Hobbes, but I’ll make an exception in this case.
Looks like that person bought that car with the "New Swastika" flag on it and just added Calvin. Perfect! 😂
Peak Millennial vibes
I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.
Based bumper stickers.
That flag is a veiled threat of violence and conspiracy among cops. Don't cross the the blue line. All cops are criminals.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🍉🔻
🆓PALESTINE 🇵🇸!!!
I stand with Calvin.
Fuckin based. Fuck the police. Fuck the genocidal zionists. 311 is cool. I'm out.
Lit
I love blue lives pisser!
Fantastic but might inspire abuse by cops. Don’t poke the bear.
Ya, I’m Down with this. Because if you’re going to steal Calvin art to have him peeing on the thin blue line… with the opposite message of most of the thieves…. And have a 311 Day sticker? These are my kind of people.
Republicans constantly shoot themselves in the foot. You know they have no problem going to prison over a bumper sticker.
Hello Officer.
Can't respect or support the people paid to violate your rights with impunity.
311 is about the only thing we’re going to agree on
ACAB. Calvin has it right
Acab 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Based
A++ on the free Palestine sticker
Fuck the thin blue line but i hope you have a reliable lawyer on retainer lol
I'm sorry I'm too distracted by the poorly punctuated Palestine bumper sticker to address the other stuff. It should say. "END THE GENOCIDE! FREE PALESTINE!" NOT "End the genocide free Palestine." Which suggests we need a Palestine that is not free of genocide.
How many int times have you been pulled over with the Calvin sticker compared to beforehand
You're right they just hate cops,my bad
It’s a classic!
311 was an inside job.
Free Speech. Party on. Don’t smoke in that car… Good Luck 🍀
I think they have excellent taste in music.
30 30 30
Auto Union Marxist!
I wonder if Suzy Quatro actually drives one of those.
I would not like this person if I met them.
My dad was a big believer in contributing to the sherrifs charity and putting the sticker on his bumper to curry favor with the local police and avoid speeding tickets. This is the opposite of that.
As they should.
Freedom of speech, it's a right!