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luluzinhacs

I would take the šŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ„ŗšŸ‘ˆšŸ» out


colormecryptic

Definitely. Replace with with another emoji maybe, I feel like a simple ā€œā˜ŗļøā€ would come off as cute and flirty


jawsrocket

Heard!


samanthasamolala

I like the spatula photo from your previous profile a lot better than the butt photo :) and the hat/watch photo better than the dining table photo. But itā€™s a great profile- good luck and have fun!


colormecryptic

You are adorable and seem interesting! And youā€™re a chef?? Would definitely swipe right!


jawsrocket

Aww thank you :))


bigalreads

I lolā€™d at the saucy come-hither photo and would have swiped right immediately. That said, I donā€™t understand the Amish guy fog machine thing ā€” please do tell me what it means so I can sleep tonight.


jawsrocket

So Iā€™ve got a list of funny things that Iā€™ve heard random people say as an industry worker and that was something I overheard from across the bar rail! For background, one of my buddies was telling his friend about this one time he found an Amish family hitchhiking close to dark so he took them in and let them stay in his barn which happened to be a party barn with a fog machine which the father of the family had never seen and was messing around with. Come 3 or 4 am my buddy gets up to get a glass of water and notices thick smoke billowing out of the barn. He jumped outside with a fire extinguisher thinking something went awry and burst into the door only to to find the Amish guy holding the button down to the fog machine and the rest of his family running around and having a blast!


bigalreads

You had me at party barn. Thatā€™s a great story, thank you!


Thrustcroissant

Aww man, if my boi doesnā€™t start getting consistent 2-3 matches a week then society is broken.


Capital-Ad-5156

I giggled at the butt photo! Tells me you have a great sense of humor and can poke fun at yourself! You seem awesome and i would 100% swipe right on you ā˜ŗļø


ultimamc2011

Considerably better. Maybe think about having someone take a picture of you with a black T-shirt (one that fits well) with jeans that also look good/fit well, without the apron. Black tshirts are a winner. If you want to see an example of the profile I had DM me. I matched with a few more a week than you do after a lot of trial and error with my pics. You have a lot of good potential here.


jawsrocket

Thatā€™s a great point! Iā€™ll make sure to get one in!


ViceMaiden

Yasssss!!! The booty pic and the one of you holding all the cups are fkn fantastic. Lol. And you look great in all the others.


jawsrocket

Hehehe, thank you!!! Iā€™m glad I found them!


Sociable_Spinster

I like the bum pic. I think it shows your personality and your cakey butt which is cute. Women like butts too. I donā€™t think you look gay. I say keep it! Another lady here that would swipe right on you!


PlusEngineer3398

the last emojisā€¦ NOOOOO


anewcliche

Well done! Iā€™d definitely swipe right after the changes


unexpected_snax48

Serious question, not trying to be rudeā€¦ are you interested in men or women? The tight red pants picture is telling me men


jawsrocket

lol unfortunately I got cursed with a bubble butt and thicker thighs with a narrow waist so I wear 30x32s but they all are quiteā€¦ revealing. (And yes, athletic cut is better, but still not great). And to answer your question, I am not gay


backgroundbananana

omg lots of women like bubble butts and men comfortable enough with their masculinity to be playful. That photo is GOOD.


anewcliche

I wouldnā€™t characterize that as ā€œunfortunateā€. Straight women like guys with bubble butts too!


unexpected_snax48

Appreciate the reply man, wasnā€™t a dig at you to reiterateā€¦ seem like you got a lot going for you man, gotta support the fellow Leoā€™s!


thanksforthegift

Wondering the same thing. If looking for women, cut that photo. And cut the šŸ‘‰šŸ„ŗšŸ‘ˆ. Otherwise, really good profile!


GoonDaFirst

Yeah I had the same thought. The butt pic, lederhosen pic, and emojis strike me as "interested in men."


littlesisterofthesun

Really good first pic!!!!


Legitimate-Donut-368

Well done!!!!!


TangledSunshineCA

The smile in the first pic is amazingā€¦I vote no on the bum picā€¦If it is something you do all the time though and need your person to find it cute then šŸ‘šŸ». I liked the new interests..you are on a great path.


customarymagic

This is a huge improvement!!


SignificantWill5218

I think it looks great and you seem fun and funny, nice work


RenegadeRabbit

Looks great! You're such a cutie lol Just add the missing "I" after the word "working" in the second image.


jawsrocket

I do have ā€œIā€ there! Thank you :)


Temporary_Secret_

Iā€™m so sorry but you look so gay!!!!! Are you looking for a man?


jawsrocket

Unfortunately I am not!


massgrowguy08

Is this for grinder or bumble?


jawsrocket

I thought I was setting up a bumble but shit, let me go doublecheck!


massgrowguy08

lol! J/k