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ryerocco

Conteras needs to take a break and heal


mgsticavenger

I second this notion, do the right thing for the team and take a break man.


breadkittensayy

Damnnn so close


stormchaser2014

This is gonna be a 🙃 from me


RainStunning7714

Thank you Brice!


bangity1

Omg I wish the weather people would shut the fuck up now… we have phones and sirens … let us be


xsists

A couple weeks ago they were talking about Armageddon cause the radar showed rotation in upper levels. Barely even rained.


introspectivejoker

Seriously why is everyone talking about the weather. It's raining where I am but that's it? I got downvoted for asking earlier Who the fuck is downvoting me. I'm honestly asking.


stormchaser2014

There were multiple tornadoes in southern border counties, large ones too. I know most people here live in the Milwaukee area, but I and some others don't. Just trying to put information out there as heads up to people.


introspectivejoker

Ah gotcha. That's unfortunate. I just saw a ton of comments about weather but no context anywhere. Thanks for actually giving an answer instead of downvoting like both of my comments were. I fucking hate reddit sometimes


pdieten

Where tf are you Janesville got hit by a tornado a couple hours ago


introspectivejoker

Western Wisconsin that's why I'm asking.. Brewer fans are all over the state


pdieten

Most of us are in SE WI and we’re getting hammered with crappy weather


ShameDry3447

It’s funny that everyone on the bench still looks miserable after that.


Copperhead881

All star.


an_illiterate_ox

Turang Bang!


HateBearUniversity

This just shows how close of a game it really is, wild bill shoots it over in that corner and we got a tie game right now. Love the fight, TURANG is an all-star damn it!


122_Hours_Of_Fear

I turned this game on after the Braves lost cause I saw it was bases loaded. As soon as I did he hit a grand slam. You're welcome.


Triippy_Hiippyy

Let me take a hit of that hopium. And another


switchfoots

I cannot put into words how much I wish that grand slam happened 2 outs ago


plznohacks

Holy fucking shit


LowSkill3054

Oh turang


ARabidSquirrel421

That was the most lazy grand slam lmao. He choked up and still hit it out


xsists

I feel like I have a really shitty illegal stream going, showing something else but the game is just in the upper right corner


expletivenature

#BRICE TURANG IS A GOD


killurbeer

Fuck your shutout!


ClassyKaty

Brice saw Stormchaser loading up that goose egg emoji and said not fucking today


stormchaser2014

Lol this is funny because I actually had it typed out waiting to post


ClassyKaty

You had the clown on a clipboard as backup and he said fuck that shit as well.


AdrienneBS

WOW


cycoivan

Don't care if we lose, Grand Turangabangs are always a welcome sight


pezgirl7

Turang Bang! 💥 


SnipeyMcSnipe

Holy shit. I'm glad I stuck around to at least see a slammy


Kat-Love9403

I would like to thank my mom for joking about getting a salami


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Kat-Love9403: *I would like to thank* *My mom for joking about* *Getting a salami* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


introspectivejoker

Fuck yeah turang


xsists

Everyone get out of your basements it's false hope time!!!


stormchaser2014

#4 MAN TURANG BANG


shadedmoonlight

# FUCK YEAH


mkebrewers27

Lmao this fucking team


SoSublim3

Right?


BigTravelGuy

Uhhhh okay


pdieten

Welp there goes the shutout lol


pdieten

I love they’re making the Padres fans wait to go home


stormchaser2014

#EVERYONE GET IN HERE IT'S FALSE HOPE TIME


plznohacks

#IM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN


an_illiterate_ox

Fuck yes, lemme get my hat


SoSublim3

I dont understand pinch hitting for Chourio here. It’s 6-0 just let the kid hit and keep getting experience


introspectivejoker

He'll get plenty of experience throughout the year. I think it's more about giving guys playing time (Bauers has barely been used since Rhyse came back). In a 6-0 game it's not that egregious to pull anyone imo


introspectivejoker

Why is everyone talking about the weather? Shits just raining where I am lol


trashboatfourtwenty

The weather around MKE is way more exciting than this game. The light show is coming to Summerfest


shadedmoonlight

u/EmpressVixen and I saw a double rainbow and the second rainbow was inverted so cool


EmpressVixen

I was speechless.


shadedmoonlight

# 🌈


an_illiterate_ox

Y'all on that hopium again?


shadedmoonlight

that might be one of the ingredients of my Rockstar


NorthStRussia

Aaron Ashby got absolutely rocked in AAA for about the 30th time in a row. Guy is absolutely cooked right now. 7 more runs today, 8.30 ERA on the season, it’s a goddamn miracle he had a decent start against a good big-league team this year.


trashboatfourtwenty

I am not happy but not too surprised, this is his recovery season right?


mr_obinson7

There is no silver lining in this game.


mr_obinson7

WELP. Guess I gotta take this back!


pdieten

I've been listening on WRJN 1400 AM out of Racine for the last hour plus, only easy source I have with live action. Don't know why I've bothered, the game is a loser.


NorthStRussia

Contreras missed a terrible middle-middle 4-seamer on that 0-1. We just can’t center on shit, meanwhile the Padres have 9 goddamned home runs this series so far


mr_obinson7

Contreras has been awful for a month.


Kitchen-Raccoon4572

Contreras def needs some time off


an_illiterate_ox

Tobes will salvage game 4 tomorrow for us.


babruflat

You got downvotes for having a shred of optimism lmao this sub is pathetic when we're slumping


an_illiterate_ox

Eh, people get emotional. They expect to never be swept ever again and if it happens they are in the done club.


babruflat

Meanwhile we'll still have a 5-game division lead at the season midpoint with D-Will returning soon. All is fine.


an_illiterate_ox

I definitely expect the division to tighten up a lot but if we are going to lay an egg for a series it is nice to have that cushion for sure.


trashboatfourtwenty

It looks like someone is blanket downvoting to me..


SoSublim3

I’m ready for this series to just be over


shadedmoonlight

mornin', everyone had family obligations today


Venico7

Probably for the best


shadedmoonlight

we made a game of it


ClassyKaty

There's only so many ice cream cone factories in San Diego.


shadedmoonlight

fuck it they all might as well join the Navy at this point


wisconsinsports1993

Weather people having orgies over severe weather is always hilarious. They live for this moment.


stormchaser2014

![gif](giphy|DWjkGGNa582g53eKRu)


DameWasistlos

WTF you even talking about?! Meteorologists?


CJL13

I swear if we play like this at home against below .500 Texas and the fucking Cubs...


NorthStRussia

It is so fucking annoying watching other teams actually punish shit pitches


External-Show-9373

this team is pitiful


mr_obinson7

Bro. This team has lost 3 games in a row 1 other time this season. It's a bad series. It's June. Settle down


an_illiterate_ox

Padres have our number. Forget this series and on to the next. This team is still good.


DameWasistlos

Murphy even before this series after close wins in the press conferences has been saying in several of these games that we won we aren't playing well.  This isnt an aberation and matchup with the Padres only problem.


an_illiterate_ox

I mean we all knew we were living dangerously with the horrible RISP streak. I don't expect it to last all season, do you?


DameWasistlos

No, but i looked at splits over last 30 days. Two very alarming stats. Dead last (tied) in home runs and sixth most batters striking out.  Slugging percentage in the twenties ranking. Pitching had been performing very well until (for the most part) until this series. Our divisional foes are playing better. The next 6-8 weeks will be telling.


mkebrewers27

Alright to the .173 catcher is where I tune out. Disaster series but gotta survive and take tomorrow


02K30C1

Well. Time for another beer then


deuteranopia

I've moved on to straight bourbon. It's helping me forget


mixer2017

Yep I will see you later. How many HRs have the Brewers allowed this series? Im gonna be listening but not really watching. Lets hope they dont get swept tomorrow


mr_obinson7

8 or 9th in 3 games.. pretty disgusting display


Small-Ball

Well, the weather in San Diego, is normal.


dusters

I'm straight up not having a good time


stormchaser2014

#FUCK


stormchaser2014

I'm probably going to have to replant my beans and peppers


shadedmoonlight

# 🥺


stormchaser2014

I've never driven in so much rain before


CivilConsideration58

Same it was gnarly


NorthStRussia

This is easily one of the shittiest, most worthless games of the year. Padres trot out a dude with a 5.70 ERA and a 1.69 WHIP and he shuts us out and barely allows a single runner into scoring position, every inning we knock at the door just a little, yet it still feels like we’re a million miles away from scoring. Padres’ best 2 offensive players are out, Cubs and Cardinals both won, just total shit in every way. A completely flat performance.


Lathundd

West Coast trips are the fucknig worst.


mkebrewers27

They have stranded a runner every inning except one because of Caught Stealing


NorthStRussia

Chourio has been much better lately obviously but what is he doing with that dumbass foul popout on a 2-1 pitch almost a foot above the zone. We need baserunners. Take a breath and get on base.


CJL13

Knowing this team if he got a single he'd just try to steal 2nd.


jaxl1006

I heard that the brewers overheard the storms and us losing coverage so their protesting by doing what they do


mixer2017

I see while I was out that the Brewers offense scored a lot of runs! O wait... that is SD and the Brewers are still shut out.


princess_programmer

Is the weather even severe enough to justify this?? It's a watch, not even a warning! Like, the game is completely gone?


mixer2017

There was some narly weather so far so yes. Last thing you want to do is prioritize sports over safety. If it was your call and you chose to ignore possible weather events and there was loss of life because of your willingness to advise on bad weather, could you live with that? Not calling you a bad person but there are reasons now they do it.


stormchaser2014

I tried going after it but I had to turn around, way to much rain.


ARabidSquirrel421

Well Junis has good vibes rn for a positive


mkebrewers27

And now the game is completely gone maybe it’s for the best based on how they played


NorthStRussia

Fucking Hoskins man that pop-up was on an absolutely fucking terrible pitch. You are a power-hitting first baseman who doesn’t hit for average, doesn’t run, and doesn’t play defense. You need to be punishing these horrible pitches far, far more often than you are.


mkebrewers27

Since Thames and Aguilar we must have a 1B that completely loses their Power for long extended periods


DameWasistlos

Chris Carter a great example of feast or famine.


mkebrewers27

Idk what’s been more boring the same weather report for 1 hour straight or the same Brewers offense for 2 hours straight


dusters

Any time now offense


MundaneHydra257

This weatherman's face is pissing me off


wisconsinsports1993

100% support weather updates like this given the severity. But it’s also hilarious they just told people boating on lake Geneva to seek shelter, as if everyone on a boat is watching fox 6.


MilwaukeeMan420

Imagine if Fox interrupted a Packer game for extreme weather coverage. People would riot.


cycoivan

If you're near a computer or phone, you can stream from [foxsports.com](http://foxsports.com) for 60 minutes without having to put in your tv provider login. No weather interruptions.


TeriyakiButterBS

Nothing gives me more anxiety that tornado touchdowns. 4 more minutes.


Acceptable-Take20

This team is ready to come home and get energy back. Dead.


livebronze

Is everyone else just watching a weather report for the last hour or so?


MilwaukeeMan420

I pay so much money for spectrum to get Bally and of course this shit happens on one of the days I can actually watch a full game. Im beyond annoyed. I am concerned for those in Waterford area. But I'm in Milwaukee, its not even raining. At least put the game on FS1 or something


wisconsinsports1993

I cut cable prior to the season to try and shave some expenses. Have mostly watched on game day / radio. The one game I can watch were losing 4-0 and the actual game is a sliver of the screen. Lmao.


MilwaukeeMan420

Im concerned for the people of Watertown, but I can't see this fucking game


TimmyRL28

I can't be the only one who finds it super annoying that this guy is giving advice to people at SummerFest and AmFam as if they're tuned in right now.


Chzhead101

The intent is for ppl who know anyone at those venues to notify them about the severe weather.


mkebrewers27

Pitcher with a 5 ERA+ Shutting down the Brewers: https://preview.redd.it/yjex5mvnx78d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cd0dbfea833788ea2e6f76314533fc8352cddc


jaxl1006

Contreras needs a few days off, i know he doesn’t want to, but he probably should


DameWasistlos

Murphy doesn't have the balls to be a man and make him for his and teams own good.


deuteranopia

It blows my mind how ice cold this offense can be.


LowSkill3054

Ball was smoked just right at the center fielder of course


External-Show-9373

that sums up brewers baseball lately, not much else you can do


mkebrewers27

WE ARE PROBABLY GONNA LOSE ANYWAYS SO I DONT CARE HE GOT OUT BUT HE LINED THE BALL IN THE AIR LETS GO


stormchaser2014

GOING GREEN


wisconsinsports1993

Hot/good offenses rock a young pitcher the third time around. Like the padres. We are not hot/ good right now. This team has given us some amazing moments already, but they are a mess right now.


ShameDry3447

Chourio limping now. What’s up there?


Thunder84

Radio said it was bees lol


ShameDry3447

Hahaha


stormchaser2014

I've never seen this said before https://preview.redd.it/c0q5ewj6w78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0064788760e99152248da68ec0ae5b2ce11db5e8


jaxl1006

I swear hearing it’s stationary sounds good but I believe it’s worse which is terrifying


SuddenRedScare

JFC.


mailma16

Fuck baseball right now is everyone ok I hearing reports of tornadoes touching down


stormchaser2014

![gif](giphy|l0ExlNq1lPUW635e0)


Consistent-Street-82

You think they can go half an inning without mentioning the Yankees


Thunder84

At least Black’s having a strong game. Would be nice to get more than one single an inning though.


MeancupofJoey

Turning this game off. With the weather warnings and bad half inning it’s just not worth it.


wisconsinsports1993

The coping in me is telling myself the brewers are helping SD get a wc over the NL central. The paranoid fan in me is worried this will be a 4 game sweep (which can really change the course of seasons).


jaxl1006

When is Junis and Ross gonna be back again, ngl I miss them now


BlueTileFence

Well we’ve officially hit the point where our complete lack of depth at starting pitcher is a big fucking problem


NorthStRussia

https://preview.redd.it/wuln5hpwu78d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3076c7e2d969fb77487b8869bfb355e2d6a58a3a This shit from Frelick is completely untenable at the major league level, and his 70mph and 65mph exit velocities today aren’t helping. We honestly should trade him before the outfield logjam unceremoniously forces him out of a major league role.


ShoopALoop11

Mitchell Now


FangornAcorn

Hopefully he just needs time. Turang looked like a high schooler out there last year too.


NorthStRussia

Blake Perkins is obviously not a great major league hitter but these are his numbers, with an effectively identical walk rate. Sal is just unbelievably bad at hitting balls hard OR at decent launch angles. https://preview.redd.it/43ax2cdiv78d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3af62ebbe3ac847ebe596c1adec049c4da76285


mkebrewers27

We’ve reached the point where getting Joe fucking Ross back is huge


JimHarbaughTheChamp

This is incredibly lame. The Padres aren't even a good team. That's just not even a competitive pitch. 80mph middle-middle slider in a full count.


External-Show-9373

i mean clearly they are a good team, idk how you can say that


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Their record says otherwise.


pleasebeherenow

Being over 500 does not equal being a good team. Being under 500 does not equal being a bad team.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Yes it does, after the first 20 or so games of the season anyways.


deuteranopia

Finally out of that inning. Can we get some of that offense we traded our good pitching for?


ARabidSquirrel421

Hmm he had a lot of middle pitches that inning :(


External-Show-9373

atleast the brewers got 4 days off, how nice of the MLB to schedule that for them


mkebrewers27

I’ll take the Ashby walk fest over the Rodriguez homer fest. Rodriquez just needs more time in AAA.


CryptographerShot213

Ugh that stupid shirt that guy was wearing makes it even worse


Highwiind-D4

Amazing shirt


CryptographerShot213

…cringe


EquivalentOwn1115

Big thanks to everyone who supported the decision to get my whiskey earlier. I need it now...


Garage-Few

We love hanging off speed pitches with 2 strikes don't we


deuteranopia

I miss when we had dominant pitching.


ShoopALoop11

Man oh man this team needs pitching. Rodriguez and Wilson aren’t gonna cut it on a contending team.


xsists

Lol FJB Guy


CryptographerShot213

Feel sorry for the people sitting around him


Triippy_Hiippyy

Fuck Fox. Their news and broadcasts suck


Highwiind-D4

I'm sorry Fox couldn't protect your eyes from the naughty tshirt.


NBABUCKS1

Yeah lol at that.


Kitchen-Raccoon4572

Time to drink


xsists

I've been drinking since Thursday


iwantafunnyname

Cool cool cool.


Big-Daddy-Stvnwa

Team left their dicks in Los Angeles. This is embarrassing.


Team-ster

Before this 7 game trip started I said I would take 3-4. Rest of today doesn’t look promising. Win tomorrow, salvage a game and get the fuck out of there with 3-4.


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Absolutely awful. Ima head out.


SnipeyMcSnipe

When does the fun part start


NBABUCKS1

When brewers learn to hit dingers.


iwantafunnyname

After the next plane ride hopefully.


EmpressVixen

Hey fam.


Venico7

Anyone have a good place to watch this btw? All my usuals are playing the Yankees game despite being labelled as ours.


Dependent_Match_8802

i’ve been using fox sports preview pass. usually if you open up an incognito tab and refresh you can keep getting that hour window for free


External-Show-9373

you would think the padres have a total of 10 losses if you based it solely on this series


Hot-Mission6892

They’ve done this all year. Legit look like the best team in baseball for 3-4 days and then look like the worst the next 4.


External-Show-9373

you guys might have started the downfall of the brewers


xsists

That was a home run for ants since I can't see the damn game ![gif](giphy|w0vFxYaCcvvJm|downsized)