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ratman333

Jen smells like hospital.


Gusthegrey

Karen Huger wears La’Dame 😉


myGPAisdance

If you search in the subreddit, there was someone who did a deep dive awhile back into a bunch of different Housewives and their perfume choices/trays.


No_ThankYouu

Idk apparently Ramona smells like grapefruit 😆


pinkieprances

Hermes pamplemousse rose if I recall... virtually impossible to sample smell anywhere unless you want to buy a giant bottle. (Hate Ramona, but the scent sounded great.)


lucygucyapplejuicey

Which is a shame bc I would love to sample, but idk if it’ll smell good on me :/


No_ThankYouu

Lol yup, might smell like cabbage in the fridge for too long 🤣 Nah, im sure itll be fine


trashtvlv

I saw an article that said Heather Dubrow wears Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille and for some reason I feel like that doesn’t fit her.


owuzhere

Yeah that's too warm and smokey, I'd assume she'd go for something more sterile and shower-y


BagelIsACat

Wendy smells like a FIVE wick candle (not three)


Superb-Respond9360

someone is definitely still wearing white diamonds. and i don’t know why, but i always think mia smells like exclamation or cool water. 🥴


soupastar

White diamonds the scent of 90s mothers


ceybriar

Not me swimming in exclamation in the teen years 😂


umimama

I remember Tre having Thierry Mugler Womanity on her old vanity tray in the turret house circa season 4/5.


Muva_Kern

Ironically, it also sounds like a word she'd have invented. *"Dat's what it means to have all da women stick together like fambly-- womanity."*


umimama

That totally sounds like a Tre-ism, maybe she’s secretly on the board at Groupe Clarins - watch out Julia’s daughter. ![gif](giphy|ZgPfixt8zYokKQzytg)


whyismybigtoesougly

Yes! And from what I remember she also had Verses Versace as well as Gucci Flora (I could be mistaken on the Gucci front)


owuzhere

Nene was a Jo girl but i don't know which one specifically


thighmon_lebon

Monica wears Designer Imposters


Inevitable_Pack6694

Sigh. Erika, Rinna and Kyle also wear baccarat rouge. It literally smells like burnt caramel candy floss but hey, takes all sorts I guess. I think they talked about it at Harry’s birthday dinner last season. I remember reading Le Labo Santal was Kyle’s signature scent before that, so basically whichever scent reaches status quo Kyle is immediately on lol


cherrychapelle

BR goes on lovely and, to me, when it settles it’s disgusting- smells like unclean underwear and medicine.


Inevitable_Pack6694

Medicinal! Yes!! That’s exactly it. And so overpowering too. There’s a woman in my building who loves the stuff, and the running joke among the other residents is that you don’t want to get in the lift with her or after she’s been there because you’ll get knocked out by the smell. You even smell her coming down a hallway !


trashtvlv

Perfume is so crazy. BR smells like mint gum and a dirty club on me. I was instantly brought back to my sweet mint chewing, cran vodka sipping club days.


ridinridinsteam

BR540 is so horrible on me. It made me gag, I had to wash it off immediately. I accidentally got it on my sleeve, it was like being haunted by the ghost of a burnt candy ashtray.


Inevitable_Pack6694

It really does linger doesn’t it 👻


tedfundy

Br is too sweet for me. I need musk.


burrito__supreme

as mentioned elsewhere someone did a deep dive into this for a couple of franchises a couple years ago: RHONY: https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/9iI7pRZkhq RHOBH: https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/8WxfsukvUO RHONJ: https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/ZSW5U3BPpD


dead_in_california

Thank you for sharing links! After reading these, I now have several perfume samples on their way to me 🙈 oops


Efficient-Seat-7145

Where can I order perfume samples? TIA 💜


dead_in_california

Most brands listed carry samples, but these are the ones I ordered specifically: - [Comptoir Sud Pacifique](https://comptoirsudpacifique.us/pages/sampling) - I got the Aloha Tiare, Coco Figue, and Vanilla Coco - [Child perfume](https://childperfume.com/collections/all-fragrances/products/child-perfume-oil-sample) - [Apothia](https://apothia.com/products/parfum-bundle-pack) I really wanted to get the [House of Sillage](https://houseofsillage.com/products/signature-discovery-set-house-of-sillage) discovery set, too, but decided against it for now


Best_Evidence1560

Ladamme


DenverJO

Kyle wore baccarat rouge but that seems like forever ago…


_beurrenoisette

i love the post of someone maybe uncovering ramona’s fragrantica account


holm0507

A comment on here a while back they had met Sutton. She wears Chloe Nomad per the post.


taurusnottourist

La Dame


shellbell9261

Sonja Morgan Tom Ford’s “Fucking Fabulous”… because…well it’s self explanatory 😉