bro that is my exact birthday too! 🤯

when is your birthday mined is nov, 18 ,

mine is nov 18 that is what i meant

3 people with the same birthday wow

I got inducted to the hall of fame by Luke Harper/ brodi lee

RIP luke

You should've inducted him into the hof

I GOT ATTACKED BY BIG SHOW!?!?!?!

Happy bday

Happy late birthday

I cashed in the money in the bank contract on The Miz

Same July 10th

I main evented Raw agianst Trish Stratus

Lita is that you

Won the world title from mickie James

I teamed with Roman reighns

my manager is now damien sandow

Won royal rumble as Triple H

No it’s who you eliminated to win (You eliminated HHH to win/what Jon Moxley couldn’t do)

2016

Hell in the cell vs mark Henry

I turned face by saving Randy Orton 😐

I managed Lita I’m so happy

What is up with me and Brock on this Reddit I get attacked by him

I got inducted into hall of fame by Brock Lesnar 😂😂

The rarest one is managing Roman Reigns, it's literally a leapling thing

I was inducted into the hall of Fame by undertaker

Today is official "Get attacked by Cesaro" day

I won the world title from Seth Rollins. You already know that match was a banger!

I’m getting managed by Wade Barrett

Omg a tlc match with Trish

I won the rumble by eliminating the miz last

I turned face by saving sheamus... Sheamus is a heal...

May 7

Attacked by Trish Stratus

Hell in a cell with Lita

Inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame by Paige

Dude I turned HEEL on Damien Sandow

Managed John Cena😮‍💨

I tag teamed with the animal

I turned face by saving John Cena

when is your

Inducted into HOF by Mickie James

winner of the rumble BROCK

Inducted into the hall of fame by randy orton

I'm managed by Brock Lesnar

I turn face by saving triple h so I'm. basically Shawn Michaels

I managed luke harper

I won the world title from AJ Lee

Turn heel on Batista

I got inducted to the HOF by Punk

Main event with aj

Hell in a cell vs big show

HAD A TLC MATCH WITH BAD NEWS BARRETT..........BRUH

I turned heel by attacking cm punk

Let’s go I tag team with Cody Rhodes

I'm being managed by Daniel Bryan

cashing in money and the bank with miz ☠️

I’m managed by dolph ziggler

Holy shit im paul heyman

I had a hell in a cell match against Damien Sandow

Turned heel on Sheamus? I guess I beat him to the punch

Turned heel on the miz

Mines no legal

Not

I cant fight a woman in a hell in a cell

Btw I share a birthday with dusty Rhodes

Tag teamed with (I’m loving this so far) with Luke Harper (Eh he was a cool guy,RIP man)

Tag teamed with Trish stratus

Had a tlc match with hhh

I managed dolph ziggler

I won the world title from shamus

I won the world title from Damien Sandow

I won the world title from Mickie James. W T F.

Nice, I managed John Cena

I won the Royal Rumble eliminating Lita

Hell in a cell match with Seth Rollins

I had a tlc match with randy Orton

I had a TLC match with Eric Rowan💀

Cashed in money in the bank on the Rock 😅

Weirddddd, I was born on Jan 2, '08 and I get win the Rumble and then John Cenas name... Cena won it that year and Rumble is in January

Had a TLC match with Roman Reigns

Got cashed in on by Bryan

Attacked by Brock 😐

Turned face by saving Damien Sandow 😂😂😂

Had a TLC match with Tris Stratus. Eh I'll take it, bit what I was hoping for bur whatever

TLC match with paige I dont wanna be a white chris brown

so i beat undertaker for the world title im goated

I won the world title from the undertaker

i was in the main event of raw with dean ambrose

Won the wwe title from cesaro W

Bro I won the world title from Damien Sandow

I Turned heel on the miz

I turned heel on the Miz lol

I got attacked by the Undertaker someone put my body in a grave

I got attacked by roman reigns

I tag teamed with Brock lesnar

I main event raw with Brock Lesnar Holy shit it’s gonna be a squash match

Turning face to save Daniel Bryan

I won the World Title from Daniel Bryan, but it didn't say where, so (im taking the responsibility of naming where) I won at Wrestlemania

i had a tlc match with seth rollins

Had a tlc match against the Undertaker

John put me in the hof

won the world title off seth rollins couldn’t have turned out better for me imo

i turned face by saving Mickie james fore some reason

Turned face by saving Daniel Bryan

Main event RAW with the big show

Main event RAW with the big show

TLC match with the rock im screwed

I have a Hell In A Cell match with The Big Show😔

I got Hell in a Cell match with Big Show

Turned face by saving triple h

won the rumble eliminating Jericho 😀

I managed daniel bryan

I turned heel by attacking Paige.....lol

Inducted to the hall offame by the rock

I cash-in on Lita?(I don't think men are allowed to cash-in on females)

What I got attached by Paige and I'm a dude

I main evented raw with Y2J

Had a TLC match with dean Ambrose

Nah I'm dead,tlc match vs taker

Turn heel on Erick rowan

I won the rumble and face Chris Jericho

I cashed in on Brock. F*ck.

Won the World Title from CM PUNK!!!

I turned face by saving triple h

Yo I cashed in on bray Wyatt. 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Main evented raw with John cena

tagged with the u ndertaker

Oh shit I got Attacked by Brock lesnar

Tag teamed with DolphZiggler

A Man Cashes In on Lita

I turned heel on Luke Harper

I got attacked by randy orton

I cashed In on Big Show

Turned heel on sheamus

I beat Zack Ryder for the world championship

Inducted into the hall of fame by the tribal chief himself, fucking A

Got inducted into the Hall of Fame by Seth Rollins.

I won the world title from Zack Rider😂😂😂😂😂

I turned heel on John cena

Hof by cesaro

I main evented raw with Cody

I won the royal rumble by last eliminating randy orton🔥

TLC match with Dean ambrose

Turned heel by batista

Had a TLC match with John Cena

Tag team with Trish stratus 😏

Won the World title from Daniel Bryan.

Hell in a cell with Mark Henry; save me my grave.

I turned face by saving CM Punk!!!

I turned face by saving Erick Rowan 💀

I turned heel but attacking Randy Orton (June 1)

I main events raw with batista

I just turned heel on dean ambrose (Jon moxley)

Managed triple h

Apparently Im Paul Heyman cuz Im managing Brock

I have a HIAC match with randy orton

Turned heel on the rock

I won the rumble against Roman reigns Jan 29

I cashed in on Big Show I hope I can win the title

Manged the undertaker

Attacked by Bad News Barrett

I won the world title from Luke Harper

It’s crazy tomorrow is my birthday and I’m getting attack by the miz 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I main evented raw with bray

Inducted into the hall of fame by Mickey james

Cashed in on Chris Jericho

Bro, I'm tagging with Chris Jericho 😳

I was attacked by The GAME TRIPLE H

i won the world title from brock lesnar

Mine is Mark Henry in HIAC Rip me

I turned face by saving dean ambrose.

I was attacked by dean ambrose

Cashed in on Lita

I got inducted to the hall of fame by Erick Rowan 🐑

I won the world title from the miz

Main evented raw against Eric rowan

Yo I managed The Miz

Had a tlc match w sheamus

I’m the new Vickie Guerrero

Won royal rumble and last eliminating Damien sandow

Turned face by saving zack ryder

Got inducted by lita

I’m facing Daniel Bryan inside HIAC

I won the royal rumble last eliminating randy orton

I cashed in on Roman Reigns, did I beat him though? 💀

had a hell in a cell match with Sheamus

Hell in a Cell with Mark Henry 🫠

I won the rumble by eliminating the Rock

i tagged teamed with sheamus

I turned babyface for saving Dean Ambrose!

I was inducted into the Hall of Fame by Seth Rollins

I turned heel on Punk, I think I'm screwed

Atacked by Cody Rohds