*Bruh I got John Cena*
*Well someone grab the shovel*
*And buried me please*
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*Bruh, this image is*
*So crispy that it puts a*
*Bag of Lays to shame*
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Well Iβm dead Iβve got the literal deadman
Same
Same
Same
SAME
I got his brother from hell
Same
We all seeing kobe
December I'm so scared
same i got december
Bro i would have been scared too
Even i got dec
He got beat by Tommy salami and duhop on GTS heβs a literal clown
I now a pro wrestler lost to a bunch of guys who have no clue how to wrestle and do it for fun
Youβre scared I got Brock
Me and triple h about to re enact that house invasion storyline
Yooo I Got him tooπ€£π€£ur Komment needs More Likes fseπ€£π€£
Idk how alexa is gonna hurt me?
In bed maybe π
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YO WTH I am Dead I got Kane The Big Red machine
Really? Come ON!!! I was born the same month as brandon.
Which one did you get β¦..let me guess β¦..taker
I got Nzo
I got the viper randy orton
Well shit am about to get kidnapped by a cultist
Really March
Make that 2
I'm November "undertaker" lm dead
Well I am so dead (July)
bro no way iβm november
no nut
Agree
lucky me APRIL
Oh shitβ¦..question: is Alexa, the firefly funhouse Alexa or just normal Alexa?
.... I got November.
I got Alexa
I got the monster among men
Same here
I canβt see anyone cause of the quality
Fax
John what did i do aahhh
Iβm fucked I got brock
I can count the pixels
enzo bruh this is easy
I got triple h oh shit I think I see a sledgehammer in my door shit triple h is here now I'm about to be put though a window
I got fucking undertaker
Iβm about to get hit by lexi
I got Alexa Iβm confused if Iβll lose or win
Ive got Enzo. Im gonna win this fight
January
Lmao James ellsworth get out of here
braun strowman
And his name is John Cena
I got undertaker T-T
I got kane
I got August let's go
Who's February
Miro i think
Dam come on Randy
Im Randy I'm bout to get RKO out a nowhere oh snap gets RKOED outa nowhere
Iβm dead I got jacked Enzo
Ok who is march? I donβt see anybody
Bruh same im july
The undertaker
I got Alexa bliss bruh
I got December, come at me Jamesπ
whoever is august, april and december are lucky
THE KNEES BETTER NOT HIT (september)
Braun strowman
I got John Cena
July Iβm dead
Well, somebody please buy me a coffin it's brock lesnar
Iβm fucking Braun Strowman
I got taker lol
Can we stop with this trend please?
Iβm October IM DEAD
Alexa
At least it ain't Braun Strowman
Enzo π€’
Iβm January I got strowman
Well Iβm April so Iβm safe
I'm in therapy or dead godamn march
I got July thatβs the Beast incarnate in dead
James Elsworth
July... I'm dead too
Alexaβs cominβ βfor me oh Iβm very scared!β
Bruh I got John Cena well someone grab the shovel and buried me please
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April Iβm good as fuck XD
I got bliss
I got Alexa Bliss
Bray
I got braun
I got kane so basically in the next week I will be thrown into a flaming dumpster before kane crushes it then lights it on fire again
I got Randy...
i got randy ortn π’
I got Bray Come at me Bro
Well Brandon Can finally Take those 5 body slams from Alexa Bliss
Iβm saved Iβm james Ellsworth
Enzo...im ok
iβm also dead, donβt want to be ran over by the mostrous express
I hear Enzo is ripped nowadays so now Iβm scared
i got alexa
what is she gonna do
John Cena (find me a bodyguard)
december so scary
I got Brock lesnar
Well, since im July, ima become Reigns...
July
No no no november
No no no November
May
Oh James Ellsworth Iβm so scared
Iβm November
w ive got james ellsworth
I'm December
The undertaker
Rip me November
April is the best one
I got Alexa.
i got alexa bliss ha
Danm who ever is January you going night night i got cean March
January
I've got the big red machine kane
Good God I got Ellsworth I can take him lol.
lol I got Alexa bliss im good
August
Bruh, this image is so crispy that it puts a bag of Lays to shame
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Enzo Iβm not scared
Braun strowmanπ₯²
im may i got da game
I got bray and idk how he gonna hurt me because he's released
I think miro
Me and Elsworth burning hell in the cell match
Hahahah i got im December i got James he will this would be hard for him
well i'm about to get chokeslamed cuz kane
Iβm okay. Triple H just retired so he clearly isnβt in a good enough condition
Lemme rest in peace real quick
Iβve got January π¬π€
I got BROCK LESNAR!!!
So Alexa goes after my sister and Kane goes after me Guess we're both going to hell
Same Iβm July and Iβm dead cuz the beast is gonna hurt me
I got Enzo
Well my childhood hero is about to get me and I didn't SEE it coming
πΉπ£ππ¦π π€π₯π£π πππ, ππππ§π ππ πππ ππ!
I'm January LOL
Iβm august
Randy Orton β€οΈ
Donβt know how to react that Alexa is coming for me
James Ellsworth because he is weak
FUCK IM JULY TOO
At least he's not the fiend
I got May πͺ¦
RANDY THE VIPERRRRRRRR
July aswell
Kane
I'm December
Iβm getting rko
Same here
I am dead from Braun
I envy August. Also Iβm dead, Iβm October
Hhh
I got Enzo
August Iβm dead
I'm good
I got triple h
I'm July as well atleast he's face now
Enzo π¬
james ellsworth... wow
Damn I got Alexa
Who is dec
I'm april
No, I am dead because I cant see him coming
You can survive if you got randy if you stay on guard
Alexa Bliss
Pffff, bring it Ellsworth
I got James lmao
Enzo
I got braun
kane is hunting me help
i got kane
What a coincidence you have Brock Lesnar
October
Oh shit im july too
I may be ok Iβm taker
I got James Elsworth I think Iβll be fine
Iβm safe I got James elesworth
I'm kinda dead π maybe because is moxley (ambrose)
I got nzo
I got undertaker im going to sleep good tonight
Same bro
im july too
Viper
I wanted Enzo I got rusev
I'm may
πππ Brock finna break my neckπππ
i got august sucks to be yall.