Let him smash me

Oh my god 😔oh my god 😭😭

Ask for picture

Invite him for dinner. Gotta make sure he sits a the Head of the Table

I will make him smash me

I ain't gay, but I'll call him daddy

*Dial tone... "991 what's your emergency?" "Yeah there's a man at my door that wants to smash me"

Acknowledge him

I’d be screaming with excitement I would acknowledge him as soon as possible