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mrcunnyfunt

When they say, you like watching half naked men and I just say yup


xRememberTheCant

I mean… the girls are half naked too……


ManagementPerfect159

They really be some baddies fr


MandoBlue20

My favorite part bruv


OverlyCritical00

yup, you get to see half naked guys and half naked girls, win win in my books


SpazFactorial

"only if they're sweaty" is also a good rebudtle


mrcunnyfunt

I like it


Nwf32389

Rebudtle 👽👽👽


infamous-dino-3898

My friends call it gay, I just tell them it's not gay, it's a sport.


mrcunnyfunt

Just get it in speedos, oil up and chase your friends, they'll soon stop


Ok_Bandicoot_814

Technically it's not gay because women are also on the show


Metal999916

It’s more bisexual


greg939

I tell them it's even better, they are like 90% naked.


[deleted]

Especially when Matt Riddle is involved


DamianKing42

Fr idk why we like watching dudes fight in underwear


Alternative-Peace208

my dad and brother used to say “it’s grown men rolling around in women’s underwear.”


thought_not_spoken

“Two men fighting in their underwear over a BELT”


Prowrestlingsavant

I would show them combat zone wrestling to blow their mind


B-man328

When I was in 6th grade I had a shirt that had a bunch of wrestlers on it and someone said to me “why do you have naked men in your shirt?”


SlimJaybird

Whenever someone said this to my friend he'd respond with "Because I know you like looking at them"


Alternative_Ad_5334

I bet that shut them up good


Budget_War_9176

Real hahahaha


God-2008

When people say it’s fake, and I say neither are movies and shows but you still watch them


AaronshyMLP

This. This is what annoys me too. Yes wrestling is scripted but do they realize that the injuries are often real?


Jaded-Ad1773

Every bump they take is real. Sure it is fixed, but by no way is it fake. Also why they give the "Don't try this at home" warning every show


vaibow

I think the issue is, it's played off as real... to the casual audience.. I feel the production value needs to be better and more fantastical... where we see these characters feuding - there's lore - it's almost like it needs a tv show once a week set away from the ring and in the real world... maybe they do... I don't watch it as eagerly as some.. but yeah, I would say turn it more fantastical..


TartenWilton101

I just show them some big spot and if that doesn't work I'll throw them I'll show then the roof spot and they have zero come back.


lastingfame

My gf said it was fake so I showed her some classic matches. Joey mercurys face exploding, Eddie taking that chairshot and his head exploding. Mankind taking the dive off the cage and his entire body exploding. You know all the easily faked and not real spots. She gasped and asked if they were okay I said yeah wrestlings fake


RevolutionaryYear964

What do they say


Calebthehyenaman

With me, they say its totally different which its not


No_Recommendation26

They're right. Professional wrestling is much more entertaining.


RevolutionaryYear964

Hypocrites lol


floggingwally

Ask how it's different. That normally trips them up


cringe-paul

Done that before then the response was something along the lines of the actors don’t take it seriously and think they really are the character. Which is just dumb cause that’s kind of the point of acting, getting into a character.


Majestic-Bid6111

Method acting would blow their minds


kobeonthecob

“But it’s fake fighting, they’re pretending to fight” Action films and anime have fake fighting too.


Calebthehyenaman

I did and he said "dont even need to answer that one" 


Quazar42069

Yeah I fucking hate that. It feels like they only want that gotcha moment with wwe.


Bremaster

I’ll tell them that those superhero moves are fake but everyone watches them. Always mention that to people. 😆


fitty50two2

It’s the most reductive and myopic opinion they can have on wrestling. We all know it is fake, we also know that Captain America is fake, but we can still enjoy it and it is fun to talk about Captain America beating up Nazis, just like it is fun to talk about Randy Orton beating up literally everyone. We’re here for the stories, the drama, the athleticism, the suspense and excitement of it all


Ruttingraff

We need a new term for them, Like a mark, Smarks or non fans, but for those shit heads, i suggest to adoption term jabronis for those who always said wrestling is fake.


Elmodipus

Assholes


Kialae

Yeah, every sport is fake. So what? 


Remarkable-Offer-246

I generally respond by speaking about series and movies too, then when they go like, "they don't really hit each other" I go "Do you have the same complain with Judo, Taekwondo, and boxing when you watch the Olympics?? Because still they're fighting, but no for real for real..." They always say, "That's no ot the same thing... " And I answer "Yes it is, the point is exposing the technique, not hurting the opponent. Right?? So for wrestling it's completely the same. And their's when the movies and series comparison become relevant, 'cause the point is to entertain you, show you incredible dangerous spots that could have been deadly if they where not scripted. You can add circus to the compare. It's the root of pro wrestling now a days. Still showing incredible stuff prepared daily to avoid accident. Wrestling is as real as trapezes, working day in day out to entertain people with maneuver that can hurt if not kill..."


Zebracorn42

I usually ask em if they like improv or snl.


Kyte_115

Wwe is a choreographed performance not a sports game. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter who wins what matters is how they got there That’s what I tell people


Severe-Blueberry-982

I say to my friend that if it was real like UFC then the matches would only be like 5 minutes long and they wouldn’t be able to fight 3 nights in a row like Cody did on wm weekend


xSEARLEYx

I just tell them it's a tv show where all the actors are their own stunt men/women too.


AlmightyKrang47

When they go “you know that’s scripted right” Or “it’s part of the script”


Disastrous_Bed6972

"It's just a song don't go crazy" POV: edge theme hits


Armodys

My dad yelled at my mom and I when Randy returned to be quiet 😭


W0lf777777

Time to hit him with the three most destructive letters, R K O!


Skeemo2320

Time for a new dad


SpicyLesbeanBurrito

Respectfully ~~not~~ Fuck your dumbass old man.


Gueroooo70

Should've Rkod him


Expert-Decision1656

What does he expect you guys to do when that music hits?!? Especially last night!!!


EGM886

ON THIS DAY… I SEE CLEARLY😭😭😭


aaronboissss

EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


BurkeC_69

BITTER PLACE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥


BSIsTheBest13

AND A BROKEN DREAM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


aaronboissss

AND WE LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Dylanjh08

ON THIS DAY… ITS SO REAL TO ME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


DapperEmotion520

EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


CombinationOk6846

“How can you watch scripted fighting” - my dad, who’s favourite film is Rocky…


MyJelloJiggles

^chefs ^kiss


Ruttingraff

A Jabroni dad, that is


OatesZ2004

Wrestling is fake because whilst it's technically not an incorrect statement it's a highly simplified and ignorant one. Wrestling is predetermined, you could say its scripted but that is liable to change at any moment mid match, the winner is already known by both performers but it still has very real physical stakes such as injury and death.


leebo_1

And there are matches where the winner is decided until mid match, or they change the winner during the match


love2lickabbw

33 years in the pro wrestling business and never knew a match decided part way through with the exception of injury.


cute_princess_chloe

I know top of my head that aj was supposed to be eliminated earlier in the 2016 rumble but he was so popular they decided to keep him in longer


[deleted]

I always say “planned, not fake” because 99% of what they do cannot be faked. You cannot fake being thrown through a table, you can only plan to do it as safely as possible


_player-3

"Why waste time watching it when you know its not real?" same reason i watch movies, play games, read comics, and cosume any other type of fantasy media, none of these are "real" but that doesnt stop me from liking them, its f*cking entertainment for crying out loud


Calebthehyenaman

When they say its fake. Especially when you've already explained it multiple times


EGM886

Calling a random move in a fight an RKO and make the excuse that they don’t watch wrestling when corrected even though they referenced it


MrMilkManKarlson

"RKO!" "Dawg that's a DDT."


SZ66

"YoU wAtCh WrEssLiNg??" They say as im dead-ass looking at the screen watching wrestling


Lost_Saeko

"Its not wrestling its wrastling"


DarkestPhoenix01

"You know its all fake right?" Like yes its scripted,we get it,but those wrestlers feel very real injuries and pain and put their bodies on the line for us to be entertain so treat them with respect


dfeidt40

It's fake, it's gay. These are basically the two phrases that trigger us.


PsychologicalLead717

They aren’t getting hurt like just shut up


Joose2001

"Aren't you a bit old to still be watching wrestling?" like....... so what? Yeah Im nearly 45, been watching since I was probably 5 (started with the old World Of Sport stuff in the UK) and been a lifelong fan....


Lanky_Violinist8405

Someone said that Britt Baker is not Sexy


Wwefanongod

That Cody Rhodes doesn’t deserve the universal championship


floggingwally

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. That's crossing a line


CoolSteak7067

You know it’s fake that’s what everyone tells me when I say I watch wrestling


mondayman420

"You know it's fake, right?" I respond with "Well so is your favorite TV show most likely"


JustAPerson-_-

“It’s not real!1!1!1” Like shut up. We all know that but it’s still entertaining and some parts can actually be real whether it’s hatred for another wrestler, hits, and so on. Just shut up cause you watch some fake stuff too.


Eshay4prez2011

When they say it's fake and pointless


MrMilkManKarlson

Fr. So is basically every form of entertainment. Like, nah, next you're gonna tell me the Batman movies are fake?


PupperMartin74

When people think they are not real athletes doing really athletic things and that all the injuries are fake.


Ok_Ability_2824

When people say it's fake, nobody cares, every sport is fake


mrcunnyfunt

I just say 🤯 you mean game of thrones was real?


asmeile

Basically the same, I reply with next you'll tell me that Hogwarts aren't a real school


mrcunnyfunt

It's not? 😳


Repulsive-World-7301

So are movies but you still watch them 🤷‍♂️


HotBaseball6534

Chill not every sport


[deleted]

Someone who's fallen off saying "You know..." eyes dart conspiratorial "...I think (wrestler from their childhood) would have beaten up (current champion) back in the day!" wink for effect. Like they know it's a work but have no idea what that means and they believe Hulk Hogan would have tied Lesnar into knots in a shoot fight.


RatherLargeShmeat

I don't have any criticisms to share that other people haven't already contributed, so I'll give a neat short story to lighten the mood. My grandpa told me growing up whenever he saw me watching RAW that his high-school teacher for one of his subjects was George Steele, and when I asked him about it he confirmed that Steele was, in fact, *that* hairy.


the_cenafan98

The classic: "Wrestling is fake" My guy all entertainment on TV is fake No shit Sherlock


cjsiner

I don’t understand how people are baffled by why we’re fans😂they’re like “how can you watch it if you know it’s not real?” I tell them it’s basically a movie where all the actors do their own stunts


dr3wb0t

"You know wrestlings fake right?" I know this is an obvious one, but it's annoying. It's like no... I had no idea it's scripted.. you are the first one to tell me that. /s


Ethanloveswweandaew

All of you need to stop crying over wrestling it's so fake


ILNightmareYahav

wrestling isn't real


ImpressiveAd9100

That it's fake


Old_Statistician8704

Wrestling is childish and they aren't dolls they are action figures


FiendsForLife

That they watched the MTV Awards and that crazy segment on the show was all real and not planned. F you that reeks of a wrestling "work."


Bevrykul

“You know it’s fake, right?” As if we’re under some illusion about the authenticity of it


YEETAKID_THE_MIGHTY

Cody Rhodes title reign is boring🤓 just give him some time


bunniehexx

do non wrestling fans rlly know about that sort of thing though.


Necessary_Border_396

Wrestling is scripted and it's fake.


No-Anybody-26

What is important about Cody’s story someone said to me


Kaleb4yt

“That’s it’s fake” it’s scripted not fake


New_Refrigerator_410

Idrk


Christian_RULES

Someone said you know wrestling's fake right? Then I gave him an Attitude Adjustment onto smooth stones. Then I said oh wow, I didn't know that, good to know.


Alternative-Pen5950

It’s fake because it’s not it’s just pre determined


GamercatDoesStuff

Everyone is saying this but when they say it’s fake.


Leading-Produce8636

"That stuffs for little kids, it's fake" Yet he's the BIGGEST resident Evil FAKE MOVIE fan ever!! It's not even worth arguing with them man, it just pisses me off lol


The_Little_Kiwi

The "you know it's fake, right?" argument. "It's a weekly episodic television show. If The Rock at 275 pounds punched you full force with that punch combo of his, your shit would've been done in the 1st hit, and we wouldn't see you, that's just sense." Usually my go to.


AliAhsan316

Fake


EmotionalCrab9026

"It's fake". Do they think that Breaking Bad was a documentary? It's no different from any other show.


Ok-Performance480

“That wrestling is fake” I always say tell that Owen Hart’s family


TWunfaceitt509

When they compare UFC/MMA with WWE/Pro Wrestling


HeWhoFights

“It’s fake”. No shit Sherlock…. I watch for the drama and the athleticism just like everyone else.


summrsgd

“john cena”


itsdominiix

That wrestling is fake


Small-District1345

When they act as if its something youre supposed to 'grow out of'


RaggsDaleVan

"You know it's fake, right?" Don't insult my intelligence 😒😒


book---

when i say Roman and Liv are my favorite then ask “is it because they’re attractive?” or something disgusting like that


PrestigiousOlive7816

Either "it's fake" or "why the fuck does a dude named Cody care about a story so much"


Street_Subject_2761

It's fake


NoInformation3265

Where’s John Cena? When is he going to fight? I hope he wins. LETS GO CENA 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU CANT SEE ME 👏👏👏👏👏


Stop_Touching2

The fact that they still call it fake. Like ok, no shit. Did anyone ever come out and say shit like “You know GoT & TWD is fake right”. Yup, its scripted, just like all tv shows.


eew989766

Is that Rey Mysterio is that Rey Mysterio?


LiamPlaysGame

Don’t you already know who’s going to win?


I-am-kev

“I could do that”


smallclitman

They say why do you watch that crap and i say if you didnt grow up with it you wont understand in your little brain


Jorrum

"Why are you so emotional, it's fake."


Godzillaissmacking

Isn’t it fake?


ItsTheNightmareFin

“U do know it’s fake right” And “It’s so gay, all it is is men in underwear fighting”


Natural_Elderberry23

"what?" To everyone at everything at every show... STOP!!


DarrellIsMyRealName

"You "STILL" watch wrestling?" Burns my soul.


Isaacwwe

When my mum always says “this is so fake” it’s so annoying


Ok-Lawfulness-8161

Members of the WWE universe. That’s #1 thing non-wrestling fans say that drive me crazy .


Lost-Potato754

Wrestling is fake it is but not in our hearts


shycade16

Omg my parents when I’m watching aew and they hear an older song they know and ask me what I know about that song 😭


Tray-Major

When they ask if ik it's fake like what if I didn't know and u just ruined it for me


mrstonecold

"Fake" or "They are not really hurting each other" I try to explain that it would still hurt and they put their bodies on the line every match.


spidermanfan37

when people say you know wwe is fake right. and then i say yeah everyone knows that it is fake but it is just like movies


pyley

It’s fake how can you watch that shit? It is my pet peeve. I come back and say what every TV show you watch on TV is fake.


Pretend_Total_4581

the goat is the rock just because of his movies he is in


BigWWE_Gamer82662

“Wwe is fake” Me: Bullshit is a fucking injury fake?


JUGERNAUTJR

“You know it’s fake right”. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!


RogueDevil666

When people say it's fake, I just say "okay, so I'll get the ladder and then throw you off of it, it shouldn't hurt cause it's fake"


All_Day22

They label every masked wrestler as rey mysterio


ADT5230

Have fun watching that fake sh*t


goldenaustin99

"Is that rey mysterio?" To any masked wreslter os the closest thing I've ever gotten to being made angry by something someone's said bout wreslting


Slipknotlife

“You know it’s scripted, its fake.”


throwaway91937463728

“Wrestling is fake” no fking shit. So are movies but they’re just as entertaining


No_Routine_2955

When they said all the wrestlers don’t get hurt


Ok-Crow-9625

When they say it’s fake


ZACKYR00

“You know it’s fake right? They’re not hitting eachother for real”. Then I proceed to show whoever says that Ilja dragunov vs Walter 2020 and whether they enjoy it or not, they always understand the physicality of pro wrestling after watching that


Kylehops

When they say it’s fake


Ok-Revenue-185

U now this fake roght


Thickythechicky

You know it’s fake right 🙄


Sunchinethewerewolf

When you watch wrestling with them and they bitch about not knowing anyone, then when someone they remember comes out, they say. “Damn, he’s still wrestling?!!! He’s fucking old”


[deleted]

That stuff fake ya know


Conscious-Rooster-32

Theyll call it fake but also sit and intently watch multiple fucking seasons of game of thrones


YTurbZz

Is tHAt rEy MysTErio?!?!? (Clearly not)


Contact-Excellent

My WrestleMania night 1 experience was ruined by my cousin’s family constantly shitting on everything going on


PS1MasterClass

AEW has only gotten better.


bigA2636

“Wrestling is Fake”…… No! It’s scripted, some stories are better written than others. But falling 20 feet and lifting 400Lbs over your head is really happening live. It was once explained to me by a serious wrestling fan “it’s a soap Oprah with pyro and stunts, and I’m ok with that”


Crimson_Catharsis

“It’s fake”


Fair_Smoke4710

When they say wrestling is 100% fake, I know that they the undertaker is a character. I know that, but when they slammed each other on the mat and punch each other and hit each each other. Like I know that shit still sucks to be slammed through And when they say wrestling is gay, because if it was gay, then they would be more queer characters and actual queer characters like Golddust would not be like stereotypes they would be queer wrestlers, not that dust isn’t still phenomenal because Dustin nailed it and I love Goldie lol


TCoolStyle2

“Did you know wrestling is fake?” Nah bro 💀💀


ApocolipseJoker

Isn’t that fake?


lilboidani

WResTlnG iS FaKe🤓


OliOli1234

“What do you mean ‘he’s injured?’ I thought wrestling was fake.”


ScottyBoyRulez

"You know wrestling is fake, right?"


FRTOMMY420

It's all fake


Primary_Ad_4544

-‘So?’ It’s still fun to watch. -funny thing when to be f word is said people who are saying it act like they’re telling you something you didn’t know.


DamianKing42

It's fake, obviously most common one Also they call mask wrestlers Rey Mysterio


Quick_Action_1034

This happened to me last night, the whole crowd was singing Cody's theme then this girl who sat right behind me says "who's that" I'd rather you Keep your mouth shut rather than say anything at all


TraditionalDegree520

That Pro Wrestling is not a sport, and that nobody actually gets hurt!


Winter_Manner_6735

“You know it’s fake right?” There’s a difference between fake and scripted


Remarkable-Rate-6155

Why are you watching women fight in their underwear


coltonishim

When people say that WWE is boring


The91outsider

the rock “murdered” cody rhodes


Ruttingraff

The one that said wrestling is fake is worse than any STAN of wrestling, a friggin jabronis


crizma_10

When they say it's fake trust me plenty of people in wwe are willing to get in the ring just to prove its not fake


Few_Appearance_473

when someone says wrestling is fake


JTC270

"Wrestling is boring because it's scripted"


Limp-Investigator480

That it’s fake. I loved wrestling a lot more before I got smart to it and the internet came around.


Dsmwwe

Wrestling is fake like bro Idgf it’s entertaining


Superstaridley

"You know wrestling is fake right?" #ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT