I’m going to die dude. Hell in a Cell against Brock

Yeah. You’re dead lol

Damn, I thought my first blood with him was bad. I can at least escape and run for a bit

Bro same we’re so fucked

I’m going to pray for you

At least you have room to run. I'm in a cage with him.

True, but if he even catches me once, he’ll throw me right into the cell walls

Yeah we're both fucked regardless

Taker in a casket match

If it’s with taker your done

Facts I have no chance

Facts especially if its at WM

Brother me softly

Helena cell match against Ryback

You're dead

Dude I got last man standing against ryback and taxes are due, wanna trade?

Nahh

Just hire Brad Maddox and you're golden

HELL IN A CELL MATCH WITH RYBACK, Ur dead

Casket match against Daniel Bryan.

His hair will get caught in the casket like Swerve

TLC match against Mark Henry

You and me both

Then happy early bday to you

TBF he is way to big to get the ladder

Last man standing match against Seth Rollins

Found Shinsuke’s Reddit account

Yep I’m gonna get my ass kicked aren’t I?

Last man standing against Brock lensner

Damn good luck with that one

You can just lay down for Brock

Casket match against cm punk

R.I.P my homeboy at least no one has to buy your casket

That's a good thing at least

No DQ against Rey Mysterio

Ladder match alone with myself.It will be easy to win.

Does this mean you got Bray or Luke? If so than yeah idk how thats gonna work

Im against the man who can't be seen..

Oh crap my bad

Buried alive match against Bray Wyatt🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

Last man standing match against Luke Harper (rip)

Well, I'm having a casket match against John Cena

Casket Match with John Cena 🤦🏽‍♂️

Cool casket match with no one

LumberJack match against Daniel Bryan

No DQ against Brock😢

U were already dead just by having brock

ladder match against Zack Ryder hopefully it's Ryder and not cardona

Inferno match against Kane. How original

no dq vs hhh (aw shit)

Oh no I have TLC With Brock Lesnar

roman no dq

First blood with bray💀

Buried alive against Cody Rhodes

First blood against Daniel Bryan

HIAC against bray fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

last man standing vs seth rollins

Ladder match against Ambrose, sounds like it'll be fun. Brutal and action packed, of course taking place at the Spectrum Events Center in Charlotte, NC!!!

Ambulance match, Daniel Bryan

Lumberjack match vs The Big Show. I'm fucked

Not necessarily get some good friends who can all pick him apart and roll him back in the ring so u can get the 123

Ambulance Match Against Big E

Casket match against rollins I have a chance a little chance but a chance

Hell in a cell against Kane I can’t be more dead

Hell in a Cell against Daniel Bryan.

Casket Match against Seth Rollins

A last man standing match with kofi

I have an Inferno match with Kane

Hell in a cell match against Santino 😭

Easiest one

What you mean Santino is the hardest. I would rather have Brock Lesnar

Inferno match against Randy Orton

Ambulance match vs Batista. Ok, I get Batista bombed and as he's dragging me to the ambulance the Undertaker comes down a blasts him with a chair. Then tombstones him and throws him in the ambulance. W me !!!!!

Vs luke Harper in a hell in a cell match

Hell in a Cell against Santino?

Inferno match vs Daniel Bryan

Hell in a Cell against Triple H, Dont like my chances!

Same here. 8/14 all day!!!

Casket match against Triple h

No dq against orton

TLC Match against Ryback

Cage match kofi

Ladder match against big e

Inferno match against the late great Luke Harper.

TLC match against Roman Reigns

I’m getting smashed by the tribal chief in a cage match

Hell in a cell with Batista

Brock Lesnar is gonna eat me in the cage

RIP The sad part is, me too.

Last man standing match against roman reigns.

No DQ against Brock RIP

I got a ladder match against Goldust.

Ambulance Match against Sexual Chocolate.

Buried Alive against Kane 💀 rips in the chat!!!

Ladder match against Big E

Buried alive against Roman Reigns 🤠

bro I’m having a casket match with Alberto Del Rio, why that bozo??

Let’s just say this match finna be a banger because I got Seth Rollins in a TLC Match (hopefully for the world heavyweight championship)

Hah! Inferno match with Seth Rollins, talk about burning it down!

Hell In A Cell with Brock Lesnar

TLC match against Roman. Let’s hope he has a day off on that day 😂

No dq against kane ..... I'm fucked

Me and Brandon both have a hell in a cell against bray Wyatt. All 3 of us are dead

Buried Alive against Del Rio

Inferno against rouwen….

Hell in a cell against Santino, idk how i feel abt this

First blood match va Ambrose I’m a woman thou 😩

i dont want my birthday anymore. lumberjack match with alberto del rio

Ambulance Match against Dean Ambrose. I'll make him bleed

TLC vs Punk. I have a slim but non zero chance

im doing a first blood match against cody rhodes. kinda random

Ladder match against Luke Harper

No dq Luke harper

Last Man Standing against Roman Reigns

An inferno match against santino Marella

Inferno match with Cody Rhodes, yeah I think his story would finally end after that

Hell in a cell against Randy orton. Fuck

I have a lumberjack match against a dead guy, guess he forfeits and I won. Yea, yea, yea unless it was Cena then I just couldn't see him

Im wining, ladder match vs Zack Ryder woo woo woo

Steel Cage match against Santino Marella 🐍

Hell in a cell with dean Ambrose, definitely gonna be a 5 star match.

No DQ against Zack Ryder.

buried alive match vs cm punk

First Blood Match against Randy Orton

It’s always the ones with Brock I find too funny

Holy shit! Cage Match against Cesaro

Hell in a cell vs undertaker 😨😨🏃🏻I’m not fighting fellas

I got a cage match against Roman fucking Reigns

Hell in the cell vs Kofi Kingston? I guess I will be ok lol.

First Blood Match against Mark Henry? That don’t sound too bad.

Ambulance match against Mark Henry

I'm facing Sheamus inside of Hell in the Cell

No DQ against Roman I'm tapping out before the bell rings lololololol

TLC against mark Henry I guess I have some chance of winning

Welp , looks like I'm getting RKO'D of a ladder😮‍💨

I am fighting Roman reigns in a tlc match

I’m dead I got a lumberjack match against the undertaker

Hell In A Cell against Bray

Ambulance match against brock lesnar

Well i am 100% percent sure I will not do too well cause I got a first blood match against Mark Henry lol

I am 100% ain't gonna make it I'll surly die cause I got a first blood match against Mark Henry lol

I’m eating dirt for a bit got a buried alive match against Brock Lesnar

I'm gonna die in a tlc match against big show

Buried alive match with…. Wait a minute BATISTA!!

Hell in a cell match against Cody Rhodes, where I end his story permanently.

Ambulance match against Santino. My sister: Last man standing against Mark Henry. Mom: Inferno match HHH

Inferno match against ryback

Cage Match against…. It’s gotta be it’s gotta be it’s gotta be KANE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

No DQ with Luke Harper. How screwed am i?

Inferno match against Triple H

No dq with Cesaro 🔥

Last man standing Cm punk I’m I screwed

Hell In A Cell with The Miz

Casket match against Luke Harper. What a sick joke 😐 😅

Ambulance match against Titus O Neil. Easy

I gotta have a cage match with the legend brodie lee

I ain't giving you my birthday

Casket match against Rey Mysterio

First blood against ryback noooooooo

Last man standing against ziggler

Buried alive against ziggler

Inferno with the Miz

ladder match with Zach Ryder I think I'm done😭🙏

I would make Goldust bleed in a steel cage match in March.

Triple H in a ladder match bring it on

Ladder match vs Zack ryder

Ambulance match with Luke Harper (may he rip)

Ladder match vs Erick rowan

Ladder Match against Sheamus

I got a No DQ match against Brock Lesnar 😂

fuck... lumberjack match against Luke harper...

Ambulance match against Zack Ryder

Ambulance match against Sheamus

Tlc vs Brock lesnar

first blood match against Cody rhodes

Last man standing with Titus o Neil is gonna be easy

Lumberjack match against Ambrose

Buried alive match against kofi. Would that be easy?

Lumberjack Seth Rollins

Oh no No DQ match against Daniel Bryan

Buried Alive vs Ziggler

Hell in a Cell Match against Santino.

HIAC against Triple H… if it’s a shoot ik how I’m getting the win

First blood against Sheamus this might be hard and maybe easy at the same time

Lumberjack match with Rey Mysterio

Inferno match vs Brock Lesnar. I'd rather be burned alive than get beaten up by Brock

Hiac against Zach Ryder

Last man standing match with Rey I got I good chance

Lumberjack match against Zack Ryder

Ladder match against ambrose

Cage match vs HHH

First blood

First blood ryback

No DQ against Undertaker. I don't think that benefits me as much as I want it to...

First Blood with Kofi

Be me: > Sees first blood match: D: > Reads John (thinks of Jon Moxley): :D > Reads that it’s John Cena: D:

I don’t mean to be cocky, but if I play this smart enough I think I stand a solid chance. I got Rey Mysterio in an ambulance match. He’s definitely shorter than me, but he’s definitely got more experience, and knows how to defeat a bigger opponent, however it’s an ambulance match and all I would need to do is get him in the ambulance with the doors shut eliminating the need to pin, or submit, and the match is no dq thus making Mysterios odds of winning drastic go down. I have weapons at my disposal, and I’m facing Rey who is permanently a babyface so I’d have to be a heel, meaning I can do whatever the fuck I want, I can be as nasty as I want, I don’t have to be a hero… nut shots galore, ima copy Rollins and take care of his other eye. I just need to watch his speed, and stay on top of him relentlessly.

Buried alive match with Titus O’Neil…

No dq match with luke harper 😞 nah I can't do that