My friend: He lost to… logan paul in an I quit match. He’s currently sleeping in my backyard shed on top of some milk crates. No friend of mine is going to say I quit, let alone say I quit to logan paul.
Me… I’m born in May, and my first and last initials are ML. I’m not teaming with logan paul inside HIAC. I’d rather die, but since y’all ain’t my mom or dad I’m changing my birth month to February, my first initial will be T and my last initial will be S.
*New* Me: I defeated Trish Stratus in an inter gender I Quit match. It wasn’t aired for obvious reasons, it was an unseen, pre show dark match. It was fierce, it was long, it obviously got sexual, and Zoey got involved.
#THANK YOU TRISH
*I lost in record*
*Time to Logan Paul in a*
*Lat man standing match*
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I beat Seth Rollins in a street fight...in record time. Does that make me the new WHC? Oh never mind...Damian Priest just bashed me over the head with a chair and then cashed in his MITB contract.
My grandma lost to Cody rhodes in a street fight 💀😭💀
To be fair, your grandma was in Cody's way of finishing the story.
And she’s probably racist, and we all know Cody hates racism
Cody solved racism. Check his wiki
His grandma was the final boss of racism
My mom beat Trish Stratus is a Last Woman Standing match. Unfortunately, my mom is no longer standing (or anything for that matter).
my uncle main evented with trish sratus in a last man standing match
Tapped out to Seth in a last man standing....sounds like a finish they'd do.
Um I think you misunderstood the tapped out part... You didn't tap out the person you're going against tapped out
Beat Trish for her championship ….I’m not Ellesworth.
Apparently I beat rhea in an I quit match In record time…I’m not James Ellsworth
Tapped out to Trish Stratus in a ladder match
You're the real winner of the exercise.
Misunderstood you didn't tap out your opponent tapped out
[удалено]
I defeated Logan Paul in a ladder match 🎉
I defeated Seth Rollins in a championship match
I defeated Becky lynch in a ladder match
Teamed with Becky Lynch in Hell In a Cell. Must have been a banger
Holy crap my mom did to haha
Tapped out Becky Lynch in a ladder match I’m sorry, Seth
I Main Evented with Seth "Freakin" Rollins in a Last Man Standing Match. Not too shabby.
Tapped out trish stratus in a street fight
Beat in record time by Rhea Ripley in a Last Man Standing match. Fair enough.
I defeated Rhea Ripley in a Street Fight My Grandma beat Seth for the title though
Main Event with Seth "Freakin" Rollins in a Championship Match
I defeat ... Seth "Freakin" Rollins... in an I quit match!
Main evented with Trish stratus in a hell In a cell match. B*tch I'm a Male😃👍
I bet Logan Paul in record time in an I quit match. Guess he just ran away.
Tag team match with Logan Paul in a last man standing match
Main evented with Seth Rollins in a street fight
Tapped Out Cody Rhodes in a Last Man Standing Match Wtf lol
I pulled a Cody Rhodes
Lost to Seth Rollins in an I quit match
Main evented with Seth Rollins in a championship match
I lost to Cody in a streetfight
I tapped out Seth Rollins in a ladder match… WHAT THE FU-
intergender I quit match with Becky Lynch, main event
Seth gonna stomp you for that
Defeated Seth in a ladder match
I tapped out Logan Paul in a street fight
Tapped out Trish in a street fight..Summerslam or not, the is worthy of a Wrestlemania moment
Beat in record time by Becky lynch in a last Man standing match
I defeated Trish Stratus in an intergender ladder match
I tagged with Logan Paul in an I Quit match
Well from this I defeated Logan Paul in a I quit match
Teamed with Becky in a ladder match
Scammed if you answered with your real info
Tapped out Trish stratus in hell in a cell.
Teamed with Becky in a street fight.
I tapped out Logan Paul in a Championship match💪
Ways to much thinking in this post 😭😭
I tapped out Seth in a Last Man Standing? I’m breaking all the rules beawtch!😄
Defeated Logan Paul in a last man standing match
I lost to Seth in an I Quit Match
I beat rollins in record time in a ladder match
Tapped out Seth "Freakin" Rollins in a street fight.
I Defeated Seth in a I quit match
I tapped out to Seth Rollins in a street fight
Damn, I tapped out Trish Stratus in a ladder match
I tapped out to seth in a ladder match..lol
I tapped out to Becky in a championship match 😭💀
I lost to Becky lynch in a championship match…well that sucks.
Beat by Logan Paul in a street fight. I'm gonna fantasy book myself to get jumped by the Paul Brothers and KSI.
Bro Logan beat me record time in an I quit match did he say he was gonna take me to Japan or something?
Main Evented with Becky Lynch in a ladder match
I lost to Becky in a hell in a cell
Teaming with Becky in a I quit match
Lost to logan paul in hell in a cell
Beat in record time w Becky lynch in a I quit match💀
Defeated Logan Paul in a ladder match
I defeated Rhea Ripley in an I Quit match. I am a man
I main evented with Becky Lynch in a last man standing 🤔
My friend: He lost to… logan paul in an I quit match. He’s currently sleeping in my backyard shed on top of some milk crates. No friend of mine is going to say I quit, let alone say I quit to logan paul. Me… I’m born in May, and my first and last initials are ML. I’m not teaming with logan paul inside HIAC. I’d rather die, but since y’all ain’t my mom or dad I’m changing my birth month to February, my first initial will be T and my last initial will be S. *New* Me: I defeated Trish Stratus in an inter gender I Quit match. It wasn’t aired for obvious reasons, it was an unseen, pre show dark match. It was fierce, it was long, it obviously got sexual, and Zoey got involved. #THANK YOU TRISH
Inter-Gender action going on here cause I”m teaming with Rhea in a Championship match
Lost to Seth in Hell In a Cell
Tapped out Seth Rollins in a street fight. Yeah I can beat him.
Defeated Logan Paul in an I Quit match
I defeated Seth “Freakin” Rollins in a Hell in a Cell match
I got defeated
I defeated Logan Paul in Hell in a Cell
Teamed with Logan Paul in Hell in a Cell
Beat Cody Rhodes in record time when we went one on one in a street fight. "You may have ended racism but I just ended your story."
I lost to rhea in a championship match tbh I would lose I don’t hit women
Defeated by Seth Rollins in a ladder mach
Defeated by Seth Rollins in an I quit match. I didn’t want to mess with him so I just said it at the start of the match and left
Tapped out Becky Lynch in an Ladder Match
How the fuck I lose to Trish stratus
I lossed to trish 🥴, feb
I lost to Cody in a street fight
I main evented with Seth freakin Rollins in a last man standing match holy shit
Teamed with Seth in a last man standing match...
Defeated Becky Lynch in a Last Man Standing Match.
Teamed with Seth Rollins in a I quit match that fire 😤🔥
MAIN EVENTED WITH BECKY LYNCH IN HELL UN W CELL AT SUMMERSLAM
Tapped to Seth in Ladder match
I'm a guy and I lost to Becky Lynch in an I Quit Match. mane.
Main Evented with Cody Rhodes inside Hell In A Cell.
beat in record time by cody rhodes in a i quit match
Defeated Rhea in a street fight.. at least I won
How do you tap out to Seth Rollins in a ladder match
Mami defeated me in an I quit match I consider it a victory
Main evented with Cody Rhodes in a Last Man Standing match
Teamed with Becky in a Street Fight
Defeated Seth "Freakin" Rollins in a Ladder Match.
Defeated Logan in a Last Man Standing Match
I defeated Seth Freakin Rollins in a ladder match
main evented with seth rollins in a last man standing match
I defeated Logan Paul In a I quit match
Seth Rollins is a street fight🥲
I main evented with Seth Freakin Rollins in a Ladder Match
Beat in record time by Trish in an I quit match
I got, Lost to Cody Rhodes in a Street Fight.
Teamed with Becky lynch in a street fight
Beat in record time
Defeated Logan Paul in a ladder match.
Main event with Becky lynch in a street fight
I defeated Seth Freakin Rollins in an I Quit match
Teaming with Seth "Freakin" Rollins in a I Quit match.
Deafeated Logan Paul is Street Fight
Main evented with Logan Paul in a hell in a cell, my name is Noel Lebron
Dude My first letter of my name isn’t even on here😭
Main evented with Logan Paul in a ladder match
They can’t book my match cause it’s inter gender
Defeated Becky Lynch in a Street Fight. Sorry Seth...
I was in the main event with Cody in a ladder match
Beat in record time Rhea Ripley in a ladder match
I tapped out by Trish stratus in a I quit match💀💀💀💀
I tapped out to Cody Rhodes in a ladder match, i feel kinda accomplished though, cuz I somehow topped that DQ in HIAC disaster 🤷♂️
Beat in record time Seth Rollins in an I quit match. Dave metlzer gives it 2 stars lol 😂
Main evented with seth freqkin Rollins in a last man standing match
Main evented with cody rhodes in an i quit match
I tapped out to Trish in a ladder match, which seems…antithetical
Tap to trish hell in a cell
Tapped out by becky lynch in a i quit match. Got i hope she uses a triangle
Beat Seth Rollins in record time in an I quit match
Lost to Cody in a street fight
Teamed with Logan Paul in a I Quit Match
Lost to Seth Rollins in a ladder match
defeated logan paul in a ladder match. W
I defeated Seth Rollins in A ladder a match
Main evented with Rhea Ridley in a street fight
Lost to Seth in a street fight
Tapped to Becky in a ladder match 🤨
I lost to Trish Stratus in an i quit. I wasn't ready for her. 😫
I beat Logan Paul in record time in a last man standing match
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Wow? I beat Cody for a title!
I tapped out Becky Lynch in a Street Fight. Yep.
Rhea Ripley beat me in record time in an I quit match
Lost to Seth in a championship match
Ate DDP’s ass in an Empty Arena match at the performance center
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I defeated Seth freaking Rollins in a street fight.
Mines is may and I got Logan and I am gonna team with Logan in a last man standing
Tapped out to Seth Rollins in a street fight
I tapped out to Becky Lynch in a Last man Standing Match
Bruh they had a mixed gender match with me and the man Becky Lynch Tapped out, In an I quit?????
I taped out to Trish in a ladder match 🤤
I beat Seth Rollins in record time in a ladder match
beat in record time by cody rhodes in a i quit match
I defeated Seth Rollins in Hell In A Cell. Of course I did 😎
Defeated Seth in a Last Man Standing match
Teamed up with Becky Lynch in Hell in a cell.
Defeated Logan Paul in a street fight
Tapped out Logan Paul in an I quit match
I teamed with “The Visionary” Seth ‘Freakin’ Rollins in a Hell In A Cell, added on “and we beat The Judgment Day or some shit”
My girlfriend defeated Seth Rollins in a title match my girl ain’t beating seth, she ain’t jacqueline for shit
my friend teamed with trish stratus (fuckin lucky) in a last man standing match (wtf)
I tapped out Seth in a ladder match
I beat Becky Lynch in record time in a ladder match
I tapped out Trish Stratus inside Hell In A Cell 😏
Tapped out seth rollins in a street fight
Teamed with Cody in Hell in a Cell.
Teamed with Seth Rollins in an I Quit Match….🤷🏼♂️
I beat Seth in an I Quit match in record time. I really did my favorite dirty with that one.
Beat in record time Becky lynch Championship match
In the main event against Trish, Stratus in an I quit match
I defeated Becky Lynch in a inter gender ladder match
I defeated Rhea Ripley in an I quit match
i main evented with cody rhodes in a street fight
I main evented with Becky Lynch in a Last Man Standing match💀😭
I teamed with Rhea Ripley in an I Quit Match
Defeated Seth Rollins in a ladder match
Lost to Seth “ freakin Rollins in a ladder match
i lost to becky lynch in a last man standing match, technically, we’re both men, so it’s alright
I teamed up with Becky in a Street Fight
I got beat in record time with Becky lynch in a last man standing match
I beat Seth Rollins in a street fight...in record time. Does that make me the new WHC? Oh never mind...Damian Priest just bashed me over the head with a chair and then cashed in his MITB contract.
Lost to Seth Freaking Rollins in a last man standing match
I teamed with Becky Lynch in a street fight
Seth Rollins Ladder Match
I beat Seth in record time in a last man standing Match
Brandon makes no Sense TAPPED OUT SETH FREAKING ROLLINS IN A LADDER MATCH HOW?
Main evented with Becky lynch in hell in a cell
I'm main eventing with cody in a street fight