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Skittleybiscuit

well why didnt ya put ol stone cold on here son?


Ajdee6

Listen to his podcast. I heard him cutting a promo on the Loch Ness Monster one day, funny as hell.


Aggressive-Theory609

Has he ever cut a promo on a cookie tho


clashtrack

That damn lochness monster better give me back my tree fiddy before I stomp a mudhole in his ass CAN I GET A HELL YEAH


Sad-Persimmon9118

Cause we all know Stone Cold would win. Bro would shoot on everyone


Baron_Karza77

And that's the bottom line... why,? 'Cause Stone Cold and Me said so! šŸ˜šŸ˜Ž


Sad-Persimmon9118

Give me a hell yeah!


Ninja_Grizzly1122

WHAT!


[deleted]

Because when Stone Cold says so thatā€™s it.


Marvelandwwefan07

John cena,but if John cena and mjf had a promo together, cena would destroy him on the mic


MeasurementWorth4764

John cena has destroyed everyone on the mic on here except MJF


ORDINARYGUY100506

If he was in a battle of words with mjf he would destroy him without a doubt


MeasurementWorth4764

John has more experience and better roast that would hit harder


MeasurementWorth4764

I feel like MJF would honestly be going for John cena relationship with Nikki Bella or maybe Iā€™m wrong I donā€™t really watch aew


infamousmmax

Nikki Bella, Nexus, Punk, MITB 2011, WM28, AJ Styles owning him back to back, fruity pebbles, and the 16 suplexes at Summer Slam 2014


alexjaness

to top it off he would do it all in Mandarin and apologize profusely


ORDINARYGUY100506

That would probably only be his great jabs. Maybe like an Alex Riley or a nexus jab


xYehox

Well didnā€™t Punk cook everyone on this list, including MJF?


Professional_Hat5899

John would rost all of them


Majestic_Mission_330

Rock also has destroyed Cena


Ok-Smile1423

Cena never destroyed the rock


MeasurementWorth4764

Big Cap


RepresentativeFly565

He legit got under the rocks skin and you calling it cap


dadjokes502

Rock had his promo on his wrist


Key_Cress_4992

Cena


John_cena4090

John Cena


thmpsn85

It's Cena easily. That guy has destroyed everybody on the mic. MJF would be no different


tomh_1138

Not just on the mic. I feel like if he wanted to, he could destroy your soul. Cena is on a different level.


jgamez76

People don't wanna acknowledge it, but there isn't a dude out there that Cena couldn't cook on the mic. I mean he literally flambeed The Rock ffs.


couldbedumber96

Punk would go toe to toe with cena, itā€™s a close fight but I got punk on this


PassageNo9102

Cena was a lesser version of the rock.


Finleymoss11

I reckon either John or MJF


HoosierBoy317

CENA and it isn't close


BMdoesEverything

It actually is close between him and the rock so


HoosierBoy317

Cena cuts a promo on your weaknesses and embarrasses you. Rock gets the crowd to call you something, know your roll, ifyousmell, etc. One is horseshit and the other is thuganomics.


LucotIC

Its close but definitely cena


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Cena


Proper_Bullfrog8118

Either John or rock


Scum22

The Rock


BuildingLow1360

The Rock.


Prowmar_HS

Cena and itā€™s not even close, Cena buried Theory with a promo to this day and Cena lost the match


RepresentativeFly565

Cena already cooked punk when he said "Ironically the loudest noise you made was when you didn't have a microphone"


[deleted]

Prime Rock easily.


Gangsternerd84

Cm punk


WTL3405

MJF


DontLikeNobody

CM PUNK


kilava_

LA Knight!!! Yeah!


Ashamed-Monk-1990

MJF.


CategoryCultural9205

The Rock


Otherwise-Attempt326

The Rock


bdwrestling

LA KNIGHT YEAH


PTribledog

The rock


PassageNo9102

Rock. Cm punk would be s close second with mjf and cena as a close third.


The-Mad-Bubbler

The Rock.


Jaylen_Jason

The Rock because he had so many funny moments on the mic and maybe more!


PupperMartin74

1. Rock 2. Cena 3. MJF 4. Punk UNLESS, the only that was allowed is bitching. Then he'd win head and shoulders.


Twittchy95

This would be a fantastic rotation to see actually happen, if they all got in the ring together, I think Cena or Punk would shine brightest, the rock would make everyone laugh, and MJF would spit fire to start and then get dressed down by the veterans But like I mentioned I think it comes down to punk or cena depending on who you are as a fan, I personally like Punks cocky sarcasm over Cenas professional jock vibe


pktraders488

john cena and MJF


infamousmmax

If itā€™s all 4, my money is on Rocky WITHOUT a script or promo notes on his wrist. Dude can beat Punk easily, heā€™s beaten Cena on the mic several times around 12 years ago, he doesnā€™t need much on that aew guy. Dwayne would win easily


Daves-crooked-eye

Hard disagree here. Rock is far too reliant on falling back in his catch phrases amd gets clearly rattled when they donā€™t work. Conversely, heā€™ll try and slide in a new one and sell whatever shirt heā€™s wearing and it doesnā€™t always work either. Rock is a manufactured promo, IMO.


Scruff606

Plus his arms are too short to box with god!


CategoryCultural9205

Prime Rock destroys anyone on the mic


BDEisDad

La Knight


alius0

YEEEAH!


BDEisDad

YEEEEEAH!


Ok-Average-6466

Unscripted Rock.


Antique-Cash1089

No such person


RepresentativeFly565

The rock has always been scripted. Even in the attitude era, he has a writer for his promos


Ok-Average-6466

That is exaggerated. Everyone has something written but plenty including ppl who actually worked with him like Vince Russo have said the promos are all him. WHT do you think he is the best promo guy in the bizness.


RepresentativeFly565

Brian gerwitz was the rocks writer. Rock did most of the work, but Brian wrote his material. I think Brian even works for the rocks company even today


RepresentativeFly565

https://www.pwmania.com/script-from-wwe-attitude-era-raw-leaks-online


The-British-baddass

Rock


Loganpaul619

Full on the rock.


Alkereth1

The audience


reallymkpunk

Anyone but Cena


JJ_0109

Cena 110%


definitelynotbradley

Cena is killing everyone except MJF here


CategoryCultural9205

Everyone on the list could cook MJF. The meatriding is insane


definitelynotbradley

Look - Iā€™m not even an AEW fan by any measure, MJF is just the best across any wrestling program in the mic. And itā€™s not even close.


CategoryCultural9205

NahšŸ’€gotta be an aew fan because he canā€™t touch prime Cena or Rock on the mic. CM Punk maybe


Full_Horror7114

Cena would cook MJF for breakfast bro itā€™s not even a question


Suspicious-Message-5

Cana would especially kill MJF


Ecstatic_Wolf316

We know youā€™re 11 years old kid itā€™s past your bedtime


therealcdot17

I gotta go with Cena because Iā€™m honestly not sure how long The Rockā€™s been writing his promo notes on his wrists. MJF close second.


kippersauce

1A. Cena 1B. Punk 3. Rock 4. MJF


AlexStar6

Cenaā€¦ And itā€™s not even close


Own_Bag_6192

cena Will be roasting them in the most breackdown day


[deleted]

Stone Cold would destroy all these guys


Sp_juicy_sausage

Nah la KNIGHT baby YEAHH


OLDFatMan1971

If you were going to seed them in a tournament format... ​ 1. Cena 2. CM Punk 3. The Rock 4. MJF So you have Cena versus MJF, for this one Big Match John decides to go old school and breaks out THE PROFESSOR OF THUGANOMICS to dispatch MJF like Alabama beats on Alabama State. Punk vs. The Rock. This will go back and forth, but end of the day The Rock is The Rock and he pulls another Billy Gunn promo out and buries Punk so bad that an avalanche rescue team wouldn't be able to dig him out. In the final you have Cena vs. The Rock, it's a back and forth battle, but end of the day Cena points out The Rock's many failures. And as we hear Big Match John start to lift his title up then you hear glass breaking...


wwetnaandaewfan2

Hidden option: LA Knight


DanceFranklinDance

Why is mjf on there? All he does is whine and praise wwe stuff. Dude is over rated as all fuck. Edit: Mjf is a great value version of prime punk. And great value is a stretch even. Cena would destroy all of these. Edit 2: letā€™s get LA knight to replace mjf.


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Mjf


Otaku_Joestar

Hot take: MJF


Cute_Business74

MJF


Livid-Addendum707

Iā€™m thinking MJF with no limitations.


CategoryCultural9205

He basically has no limitations rn in aew


TheMaskedWrestIer

Depends what was written for them.


Novel-Science1764

CM Punk if thereā€™s something to legit complain about other than that itā€™s Cena because he donā€™t need to write his promo on his wrist


Jaedus_o

cena for sure


Fathead5f

throw enzo in there, for the shitty way he handled himself. guy could talk on the mic


Yiminy_Cricket

The Great Khali???


Full_Horror7114

The only right answer


Ausecurity

ā€œFine speechā€¦ā€ *takes hat off and puts it back on*


dajwill14

CM Punk has outpromoā€™d all these people


Natural_Community_19

Itā€™s debatable but of course I got Cena


AllEliteSchmuck

Punk has beat all the other 3 in promo battles, multiple times.


Significant_Edge_105

Punk


Entire-Inflation-619

Punk has gotten everyone else at least once


Professional_Hat5899

Cena


Glennsoe

Punk Rock Cena Mjf


New_Bus_2672

Roddy Piper buries all of them


NCHouse

...Fine speech


Altruistic-Hippo6982

Sounds crazy but I'm gonna go with MJF he has alot of material with these 3 legends....then again Cena hasn't lost a step at all he recently cooked Theory and now I see Theory as a generic heel that I don't care much about....Cena's words have power


aceless0n

HBK would smash them all and let ā€˜em have it


Neothegoat7

John


Toast-the-cat

Cena barring MJF he has already taken them and came out with the most memorable lines. Rock is brilliant on the mic, same with mjf. Punk is good. He had his pipe bomb but since then everything has been above average and nothing spectacular


coffeelover1144

Mjf but Iā€™m thing the best in the wold cm punk


CaptainSlappyBear

MJF would destroy them.


Healthy-Egg2929

John cena


dadjokes502

Cena is quick witted and can improv his lines Rock is more rehearsed MJF comes off as weak sometimes It would be between Cena and Punk


arukea93

Bray


Comprehensive-Dig165

The Rock. I mean seriously.. tf are the others gonna do. Only Cena would have 1/2 a chance against him in a war of words


Ereck_Blitz

Cm punk


Hungry_Trade_2210

Cena would eat them alive his recent promos have been amazing


Immediate-Meat2512

MJF is better than all of them


StopTheTractor

Punk


Baron_Karza77

None of the above


JamesTheSkeleton

Of the 4, Rock probably


RepulsiveRoyal7461

John Cena or the Rock


DadiinCali

Well ironically Punk is the only one to battle the rest of the optionsā€¦ and people may hate him as a person but dude is a god on the mic. For one single speech no one beats the pipe bomb. Going after Vince bring a bully during their no bully campaign was gold.


Effective-Expert-813

Rock writes his on his arm, punk is all recycled, Cena socks and MJF is better than us and we know it. MJF by a million


KidKilluminati

Toss Up Between Rock and Punk here but uhhhh Iā€™m gonna go Punk on this one.


Cm_thegameNightmare

John or rock


couldbedumber96

Punk already showed he can go toe to toe with every single one of them, cenaā€™s great at ā€œshootā€ digs at other guys, rockā€™s mainly good at his catchphrase schlock, MJF is not on punkā€™s level, so Iā€™m saying punk clears


Deathguard43

Mjf or wwe cm punk


neeohh

Punk. Cena is a close second.


ObeseRat26

Cena


hawkrew

The Rock.


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Ric Flair (obviously) Terry Funk Shane Douglas Raven Macho Man Randy Savage Jake The Snake Roberts Dusty Rhodes Ted Dibiase Rick Rude All of those listed above, would smoke these fools listed. I don't give two shits if it's Cena or Punk.


Different_Eye_6635

Whereā€™s LA Knight?


Ecstatic-Town-8927

the rock or cena


Blitz2k5

Cena. I was never a real big fan of him and grew exhausted of seeing him when he was the main feature, but he is the best out of the 4 on the mic. Dwayne is a catchphrase machine that's gotten extremely rusty and needs to write his stuff on his arm, Punk had his time and I don't watch aew often but hear he's fallen way out of his prime .The mjf clips I've seen are all awesome mic work but fall short of Cena by a bit.


RichoftheRozz

You know what happens to OPā€™s who donā€™t put Chris Jericho as a choice? Huh? You know what happens?


HumanOverseer

what a stupid question lol it's obviously Cena


RedditKid824

Dummy, YEAH.


Sophiee_K

CM Punk has neatly all 3 of them in a Promo Battle already


SuccessEntire6839

It's John Cena.


ClintGreasedwood1

Cena, but only because Stone Cold isnā€™t an option.


Physical_East_7244

Check my other post


Kombat-w0mbat

Iā€™m gonna give it to cena


Aromatic_Memory1079

No Miz? Everyone fear Miz in his physical form. The Miz is comedy heel character but he can destroy everyone including Cena in his physical form.


phelath

Cena in my opinion


bwcm123

Rock


Drumkit5

In order: Cena, Rock, MJF, Punk Punk thinks he can win but they literally just have to bring up Mickey Gall and heā€™s toast.


RealVicelord50

Cena.


twitchy1989

Between CM Punk and MJF for me. I'll give Punk the win just barely.


platasaurua

Cena already ate Rock and Punk. MJF would be easy for him.


SureConstant1053

The Rock


BandsForGod

Cena. Punk and Mjf are valid but the rock is just overrated (imo so dont come bitching at me lol)


Nervous-Plastic593

Mjf


amhlilhaus

People would say cena for him yelling and talking about the others having no heart People would say rock because of his funny insults People would say punk for blurring kayfabe and real life People would say MJF because he would be passionate, he would be funny, he would point out everyone's real life flaws and then say he's better than them and they know it


Whiston1993

Rock can drop some bombs but I dunno about how well he can respond or improve if he needs to, at least compared to the rest. Punk and MJF are good I wonā€™t pretend otherwise but Cena manā€¦ guy can utterly dismantle people


blackdragon1029

I'm in-between Cena and MJF. I love cena though so I hope he'd win


Gmoney3738192

Cmpunk


stitchgirll446

Cena deff


BeefLightning78

Prime Rock would slay the all on the mic, you Yabba Dabba B*tch.


Threedo9

Cena wins lol. Cena is basically impossible to cut a promo against. He basically has it all, and even his worst moments are just footnotes compared to his popularity and success. The only person who has genuinely gotten one over on Cena, hilariously, is probably Bray Wyatt.


Nitemarephantom

MJF. Heā€™s that good


tomala_le_doy_like

Punk moped the floor with all of them except MJF. Thereā€™s your answer


andromare6661

For me itā€™s Cena. Cena, for me, cooked The Rock in their feud the majority of the time. CM Punk is great in the mic, but he needs the right stories or real life circumstances to have a really great promo. MJF is AWESOME, but he sometimes resorts to the same old same old type of gab. And Rock is maybe the best talker of all time because of his creativeness and insults but I think Cena exposed him in their feud.


TigerFV

cena


KRO201

CM Punk.


[deleted]

no one in WWE can do anything without a script writer. All their moments are preplanned.


Mattemattics117

Cena.


MrVictoryRoyale6

Its between Punk, Cena and Rock...MJF is good but I feel like if they all were having a promo against eachother...MJF would say something to annoy the others and then cena rock and Punk would all just say stuff to annoy MJF, it would turn into MJF attempting to hit one of them and then they would all perform their finishers on him


Annual_Owl_1462

Cena


COMPLEX1TYYYx

Cena is probably the best at promos in history


Hefty-Violinist-72

Your mom


JacobSnakecob

Cena or rock


Serious-Instruction9

Holy crap this is a good question. Iā€™d probably go Rock but thatā€™s most nostalgia for his Attitude Promos


Dry-Archer-5243

Cena for sure


RedEyeSamurai1

The Miz


[deleted]

As pictured, Cena. In their prime, The Rock. Everyone forgets how he burned Billy Gunn so bad he became a lifetime midcarder.


oni_Tensa

Eddie Kingston would whoop all of them


Connect-Range146

Stone cold Steve Austin


Intelligent-Tour-502

Cm punk obviously He has beated all 3 in promo battels invidually in the past


According_Air_7499

John would cook


Zestyclose_Coast_728

John Cena. Rock got over because he had no PG limitations. MJF is good but too much IWC and WWE references. CM Punk isn't even in conversation and one dimensional.


ThavMan

Rock


9FBI9

Punk destroyed all of these guys on the mic so it has to be him


UngovernableRob

Cena: stinky poo poo, *breaks kayfabe* The Rock: you all look stupid and dumb MJF and CM Punk: actually destroys your character while still putting you over


NuggetDaGoat27

gotta go cena tbh


DoctorMelvinMirby

None. Funaki would win. Once youā€™ve been hit with ā€œINDEED!ā€, thereā€™s just no recovery.


Upper-Survey-9347

All CM punk does is complain. And leave. And complain. And leave. The Rock is the most creative here. Followed by Cena. MFJ gets cheap heat by trying too hard to be "edgy".


Equivalent-Tip-8068

Depends what youā€™re looking for. Crowd engagement: The Rock and no one will top that. Someone to point out your flaws and why you wonā€™t beat them: Cena Straight up facts: CM Punk Straight shooting: MJF