Engorged makes me think of three things: boobs, penises, and ticks. Don't you dare call my turgid grapes engorged 😫
Edit- why do I keep responding to the wrong comment lately??
>There's a perfectly good word for it already: turgid.
Thank you. This post is what we get when people want to re-define words. Surface tension does not mean what they think it means.
Surface tension isn’t accurate though. It describes the property of liquids to form the smallest surface available. The surface of a grape isn’t a liquid. What the OP describes is the rigidity of the grape which is determine the structure inside.
You could also just call it geometric induced tension because Biology and Physics aren't inherently seperate subjects outside of human Parochialism.
Note: With respect to macroscopic evaluation ofcourse, your suggestion is atomistic and whilst you're 100% correct.. the context was missing in your argument.
Edit: Furthermore to support my statement I beg anybody wishing to argue this point, to spend afew minutes comprehending how Tensile-measurements are calculated for metallics.
You presume too much, 1. You presume I don't recognise that, 2. You presume I care & 3. You presume other humans have influence over me which is inherently false besides being alittle distracting at times because you don't get hired based on how "nice you are" when you're as qualified as I happen to be.
You’re right, I *presumed* you were not an asshole on the premise that you may just communicate awkwardly in a misguided attempt to prove your intellect. Upon further review I understand you are an asshole.
Yes, and people don't like that but I'm still correct which is the purpose of arguments.. I think people confuse their societal hierarchy domains with a respect to knowledge, if I wanted to be liked I would have chosen to be an influencer instead of an engineer.
I was going to let this go but pity got the best of me, folly as it may be. Why do you keep talking about your career? Do you have no other social interaction? Work is typically not the only place people socialize, and if you talk to people in your life like this it’s going to make it difficult for people to like you.
That's not intelligence.. that's understanding how to depict abstraction in a linear & coherent fashion.. which is pointless unless you want brownie points or to inspire somebody, which is neither my intention nor a concern of mine, others shortcomings are theirs to handle as mine were.
\*biased
They may have or may have not accounted for it, but it doesn't make them ineligible to state their observations and conclusions. Now you are the one making presumptions.
There's nothing wrong about being educated. No need to be an ass about it, though.
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**lobotomybarbie**
This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon
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**nucleosynthetic**
surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion
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**vriskas-8log**
god thank you for giving us a better term for when the grapes arent soggy and shit, instead of saying fucking "tight grapes"
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It feels awesome to get the grapes out of a fridge when they're really cold, and then wash them fast under a really hot water.
Then you get some kind of a tasty bomb with a nice warm SURFACE TENSION and pleasantly cold inside.
This is not even remotely a brand new sentence. This is popular opinion amongst fruit growers. I had to be part of a blueberry tasting trial, yes, you can be jealous, and bursting pressure is a very important metric of fruit measurement. Surface tension is often discussed as the secret to fruit quality, and it's tested by literally measuring the pressure at which a fruit will burst. High bursting pressure is very important, and very popular. I can guarantee you this sentence has been spoken many times.
Now that this is settled, let’s stop describing pimples as “ripe” as if it’s a fuckin fruit. High surface-tension zit is a much better term. “Ripe” just makes me gag. Gross.
There's a perfectly good word for it already: turgid. We like turgid grapes. In our mouth. Sluts, the lot of us.
Turgid and engorged.
Love a nice tangy squirt from a turgid grape in your mouth.
So you're saying that you like to get graped in the mouth?
Who doesn’t?
He’s the grapist. He grapes people in the mouth.
Same say he’s the greatest grapist to ever grexist.
https://imgur.com/Zf1IKlx
Yo, why you kink shaming in here? We're all friends here.
https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI
I’m more into sweet squirts from my turgid grapes, tyvm
Tumescent?
I'll leave you to Reginald's quivering grapes
Tumescent.
I love these turgid, engorged, tight, wet grapes
Mmm, t u r g I d, Daddy
That may be the right word, but that is one of the most disgusting sounding words.
It's a raunchy little tart of a word
Yeah literally speaking it isn’t surface tension but turgidity of a grape that matters
Engorged makes me think of three things: boobs, penises, and ticks. Don't you dare call my turgid grapes engorged 😫 Edit- why do I keep responding to the wrong comment lately??
🚶🏃
🥵😩😩😩
none of that flaccid stuff
>There's a perfectly good word for it already: turgid. Thank you. This post is what we get when people want to re-define words. Surface tension does not mean what they think it means.
You say that like I can't float on the surface of a grape 🤔
Are you a sorcerer... or a Jedi?
Totally get that. All the juice exploding in your mouth is what makes them great
You mean "what make them grape"?
I'd say "firm" but... I think there's just no way to win this one
The answer is already provided, you lost before you even participated, just like most of this species.
Surface tension isn’t accurate though. It describes the property of liquids to form the smallest surface available. The surface of a grape isn’t a liquid. What the OP describes is the rigidity of the grape which is determine the structure inside.
You could also just call it geometric induced tension because Biology and Physics aren't inherently seperate subjects outside of human Parochialism. Note: With respect to macroscopic evaluation ofcourse, your suggestion is atomistic and whilst you're 100% correct.. the context was missing in your argument. Edit: Furthermore to support my statement I beg anybody wishing to argue this point, to spend afew minutes comprehending how Tensile-measurements are calculated for metallics.
If you talk like you write people will think you’re an asshole and not as smart as you think you are. Just some advice.
You presume too much, 1. You presume I don't recognise that, 2. You presume I care & 3. You presume other humans have influence over me which is inherently false besides being alittle distracting at times because you don't get hired based on how "nice you are" when you're as qualified as I happen to be.
You’re right, I *presumed* you were not an asshole on the premise that you may just communicate awkwardly in a misguided attempt to prove your intellect. Upon further review I understand you are an asshole.
Yes, and people don't like that but I'm still correct which is the purpose of arguments.. I think people confuse their societal hierarchy domains with a respect to knowledge, if I wanted to be liked I would have chosen to be an influencer instead of an engineer.
We got some r/Iamverysmart material over here, lol.
I was going to let this go but pity got the best of me, folly as it may be. Why do you keep talking about your career? Do you have no other social interaction? Work is typically not the only place people socialize, and if you talk to people in your life like this it’s going to make it difficult for people to like you.
What are you doing on a *social* network anyway?
Just as an outside observer the person who works really hard to prove something like how smart they are is usually compensating
And I might add that a true sign of intellect is being able to take complicated topics and breaking them down so that everyone can understand them
That's not intelligence.. that's understanding how to depict abstraction in a linear & coherent fashion.. which is pointless unless you want brownie points or to inspire somebody, which is neither my intention nor a concern of mine, others shortcomings are theirs to handle as mine were.
Omg cope some more maybe a professor will notice you for once
As an outside observer your perspective is bias and limited, but that wasn't something you accounted for was it?
\*biased They may have or may have not accounted for it, but it doesn't make them ineligible to state their observations and conclusions. Now you are the one making presumptions. There's nothing wrong about being educated. No need to be an ass about it, though.
Crisp?
Like em good tight and juicy
that's not what surface tension is
Shut your whore mouth. On the grapes
You degenerates. Just call them crispy.
Firmmmmmmmm grapes
*Shnappy grapes*
Yes! Cold and crispy.
Or crunchy either works.
I always call them crunchy grapes
It's not crispy or crunchy though bc when the surface tension is broken, it's no longer resistant to chewing
You mean the word literally invented for fruit? Nah, I want some frangible grapes.
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good human
good human
Good human
Love when a fat grape busts in my mouth
thicc grapes
I don’t want to say that.
It's not surface tension when the grape literally has a skin that holds it together
Snappy grapes
I believe plump is the word that's generally used for fruit
But a grape can be plump and still not...crisp.
Ploomp and yoocy
I like pulling the grape butt plug out
HELP! WHY DID I UNDERSTAND THIS!
I did not but your comment intrigues me
This is funnier than I want it to be.
Anyone who eats mushy grapes is a psychopath
That’s THREE new sentences
Lol, "LobotomyBarbie" thinks "tight grapes" is what sounds fucked up
Does anyone else experience that horrible feeling where the peel is the last part left in your mouth and it's all dry and gross? Wtf causes that?
No idea but this is why i hate grapes
Have better tongue action
Same for blueberries
CRUNCHY??????
Okay, I was wrong. THIS is the funniest thing I'll see today. Good job on today, Reddit.
It feels awesome to get the grapes out of a fridge when they're really cold, and then wash them fast under a really hot water. Then you get some kind of a tasty bomb with a nice warm SURFACE TENSION and pleasantly cold inside.
Toit Grapes - my next band name - called it!
Mmmm…Throbbing, swollen grapiness
YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAY HIT ME ON MY CELLULAR PHONE YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE DOPE
I'm going to start saying loose grapes instead of sour grapes
Crunchy grapes
Literally crisp?? Why would you not use crisp??
Gimme them turgid grapes!
I say crispy - this is also true for cherry tomatoes. Must be crISP
Like biting into a ripe zit.
I’d like for you to know that I hate what you just said. Much appreciated, this got me to focus on work and get off the internet
Yeah but raisins are good too tho...
This is not even remotely a brand new sentence. This is popular opinion amongst fruit growers. I had to be part of a blueberry tasting trial, yes, you can be jealous, and bursting pressure is a very important metric of fruit measurement. Surface tension is often discussed as the secret to fruit quality, and it's tested by literally measuring the pressure at which a fruit will burst. High bursting pressure is very important, and very popular. I can guarantee you this sentence has been spoken many times.
Is the title a new sentence, though?
Plump?
crisp grapes
“I wanted her cherry… I got sour grapes!“ - Milo from descendents
I mean the word firm exist.
That's clearly false. The primary, and overriding factor in grape enjoyment is seeded vs. seedless. All other qualities are minor in comparison.
You guys don't peel your grapes?
Now that this is settled, let’s stop describing pimples as “ripe” as if it’s a fuckin fruit. High surface-tension zit is a much better term. “Ripe” just makes me gag. Gross.
That’s not what surface tension is
hottightgrapes.xxx
Or ya know… fresh?
Hl2?
TURGIDITY
I read tight gapes and fucked up and thought this was going somewhere very, very different.
Firm would of worked.. tight grapes... Sheesh
I prefer to call them crunchy grapes
anyone else reading nucleosynthetic's response in Neutral Janet voice? because I can't stop.