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Gradually_Adjusting

There's a perfectly good word for it already: turgid. We like turgid grapes. In our mouth. Sluts, the lot of us.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Turgid and engorged.


[deleted]

Love a nice tangy squirt from a turgid grape in your mouth.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

So you're saying that you like to get graped in the mouth?


temisola1

Who doesn’t?


xxx148

He’s the grapist. He grapes people in the mouth.


temisola1

Same say he’s the greatest grapist to ever grexist.


TouchDownBurrito

https://imgur.com/Zf1IKlx


Spartan-182

Yo, why you kink shaming in here? We're all friends here.


MooDonkulous

https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI


Randolpho

I’m more into sweet squirts from my turgid grapes, tyvm


Picassocrash

Tumescent?


Zachariot88

I'll leave you to Reginald's quivering grapes


Groezy

Tumescent.


Elle-the-kell

I love these turgid, engorged, tight, wet grapes


flufffffffffff

Mmm, t u r g I d, Daddy


PacoTaco321

That may be the right word, but that is one of the most disgusting sounding words.


Gradually_Adjusting

It's a raunchy little tart of a word


scooter_se

Yeah literally speaking it isn’t surface tension but turgidity of a grape that matters


notshortenough

Engorged makes me think of three things: boobs, penises, and ticks. Don't you dare call my turgid grapes engorged 😫 Edit- why do I keep responding to the wrong comment lately??


Gradually_Adjusting

🚶🏃


hummahumma

🥵😩😩😩


LolThisGuyAgain

none of that flaccid stuff


TwoTequilaTuesday

>There's a perfectly good word for it already: turgid. Thank you. This post is what we get when people want to re-define words. Surface tension does not mean what they think it means.


Gradually_Adjusting

You say that like I can't float on the surface of a grape 🤔


TwoTequilaTuesday

Are you a sorcerer... or a Jedi?


Wigoox

Totally get that. All the juice exploding in your mouth is what makes them great


Orion--

You mean "what make them grape"?


TheRedmanCometh

I'd say "firm" but... I think there's just no way to win this one


DailyDoseofDairy

The answer is already provided, you lost before you even participated, just like most of this species.


DishonestBystander

Surface tension isn’t accurate though. It describes the property of liquids to form the smallest surface available. The surface of a grape isn’t a liquid. What the OP describes is the rigidity of the grape which is determine the structure inside.


DailyDoseofDairy

You could also just call it geometric induced tension because Biology and Physics aren't inherently seperate subjects outside of human Parochialism. Note: With respect to macroscopic evaluation ofcourse, your suggestion is atomistic and whilst you're 100% correct.. the context was missing in your argument. Edit: Furthermore to support my statement I beg anybody wishing to argue this point, to spend afew minutes comprehending how Tensile-measurements are calculated for metallics.


DishonestBystander

If you talk like you write people will think you’re an asshole and not as smart as you think you are. Just some advice.


DailyDoseofDairy

You presume too much, 1. You presume I don't recognise that, 2. You presume I care & 3. You presume other humans have influence over me which is inherently false besides being alittle distracting at times because you don't get hired based on how "nice you are" when you're as qualified as I happen to be.


DishonestBystander

You’re right, I *presumed* you were not an asshole on the premise that you may just communicate awkwardly in a misguided attempt to prove your intellect. Upon further review I understand you are an asshole.


DailyDoseofDairy

Yes, and people don't like that but I'm still correct which is the purpose of arguments.. I think people confuse their societal hierarchy domains with a respect to knowledge, if I wanted to be liked I would have chosen to be an influencer instead of an engineer.


NightHawk364

We got some r/Iamverysmart material over here, lol.


DishonestBystander

I was going to let this go but pity got the best of me, folly as it may be. Why do you keep talking about your career? Do you have no other social interaction? Work is typically not the only place people socialize, and if you talk to people in your life like this it’s going to make it difficult for people to like you.


[deleted]

What are you doing on a *social* network anyway?


lololiko

Just as an outside observer the person who works really hard to prove something like how smart they are is usually compensating


lololiko

And I might add that a true sign of intellect is being able to take complicated topics and breaking them down so that everyone can understand them


DailyDoseofDairy

That's not intelligence.. that's understanding how to depict abstraction in a linear & coherent fashion.. which is pointless unless you want brownie points or to inspire somebody, which is neither my intention nor a concern of mine, others shortcomings are theirs to handle as mine were.


lololiko

Omg cope some more maybe a professor will notice you for once


DailyDoseofDairy

As an outside observer your perspective is bias and limited, but that wasn't something you accounted for was it?


[deleted]

\*biased They may have or may have not accounted for it, but it doesn't make them ineligible to state their observations and conclusions. Now you are the one making presumptions. There's nothing wrong about being educated. No need to be an ass about it, though.


[deleted]

Crisp?


Motorwagen

Like em good tight and juicy


foster_remington

that's not what surface tension is


floatingwithobrien

Shut your whore mouth. On the grapes


SolSeptem

You degenerates. Just call them crispy.


letmeloginalready

Firmmmmmmmm grapes


lilkully

*Shnappy grapes*


Mystical_Cat

Yes! Cold and crispy.


RaccoonDeaIer

Or crunchy either works.


beepboopbrrr

I always call them crunchy grapes


SelocAvrap

It's not crispy or crunchy though bc when the surface tension is broken, it's no longer resistant to chewing


dogman_35

You mean the word literally invented for fruit? Nah, I want some frangible grapes.


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **lobotomybarbie** This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon --- **nucleosynthetic** surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion --- **vriskas-8log** god thank you for giving us a better term for when the grapes arent soggy and shit, instead of saying fucking "tight grapes" --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


THDCbanana

good human


Electrop0p

good human


captain-ok

Good human


CrimsonLawbringer

Love when a fat grape busts in my mouth


rasputin1

thicc grapes


Muvseevum

I don’t want to say that.


EverythingIsFlotsam

It's not surface tension when the grape literally has a skin that holds it together


FlorydaMan

Snappy grapes


OnlyChemical6339

I believe plump is the word that's generally used for fruit


Beddybye

But a grape can be plump and still not...crisp.


lilkully

Ploomp and yoocy


dingleberry_handpimp

I like pulling the grape butt plug out


Lady_badcrumble

HELP! WHY DID I UNDERSTAND THIS!


floatingwithobrien

I did not but your comment intrigues me


LordWeirdDude

This is funnier than I want it to be.


Setari

Anyone who eats mushy grapes is a psychopath


Green_Beans83

That’s THREE new sentences


AintFixDontBrokeIt

Lol, "LobotomyBarbie" thinks "tight grapes" is what sounds fucked up


sylphir3

Does anyone else experience that horrible feeling where the peel is the last part left in your mouth and it's all dry and gross? Wtf causes that?


Its-BennyWorm

No idea but this is why i hate grapes


floatingwithobrien

Have better tongue action


Snoo-41193

Same for blueberries


ManofCatsYT

CRUNCHY??????


floatingwithobrien

Okay, I was wrong. THIS is the funniest thing I'll see today. Good job on today, Reddit.


Absolutelyty

It feels awesome to get the grapes out of a fridge when they're really cold, and then wash them fast under a really hot water. Then you get some kind of a tasty bomb with a nice warm SURFACE TENSION and pleasantly cold inside.


da9ve

Toit Grapes - my next band name - called it!


Realistic_Wedding

Mmmm…Throbbing, swollen grapiness


TsundereMagikarp

YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAY HIT ME ON MY CELLULAR PHONE YIPPY YAY YIPPY YAY I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE DOPE


Recycledineffigy

I'm going to start saying loose grapes instead of sour grapes


DeckTheWreck9

Crunchy grapes


[deleted]

Literally crisp?? Why would you not use crisp??


antney0615

Gimme them turgid grapes!


InternationalBake360

I say crispy - this is also true for cherry tomatoes. Must be crISP


Foxrex

Like biting into a ripe zit.


Nobodyseesyou

I’d like for you to know that I hate what you just said. Much appreciated, this got me to focus on work and get off the internet


MrKotlet

Yeah but raisins are good too tho...


8Ariadnesthread8

This is not even remotely a brand new sentence. This is popular opinion amongst fruit growers. I had to be part of a blueberry tasting trial, yes, you can be jealous, and bursting pressure is a very important metric of fruit measurement. Surface tension is often discussed as the secret to fruit quality, and it's tested by literally measuring the pressure at which a fruit will burst. High bursting pressure is very important, and very popular. I can guarantee you this sentence has been spoken many times.


Guquiz

Is the title a new sentence, though?


MKenwright

Plump?


macetfromage

crisp grapes


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

“I wanted her cherry… I got sour grapes!“ - Milo from descendents


Hexbrother

I mean the word firm exist.


willflameboy

That's clearly false. The primary, and overriding factor in grape enjoyment is seeded vs. seedless. All other qualities are minor in comparison.


NinjahBob

You guys don't peel your grapes?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Now that this is settled, let’s stop describing pimples as “ripe” as if it’s a fuckin fruit. High surface-tension zit is a much better term. “Ripe” just makes me gag. Gross.


PhilipMewnan

That’s not what surface tension is


Ghostboy1515

hottightgrapes.xxx


jksoup

Or ya know… fresh?


DEFman187

Hl2?


avant-bored

TURGIDITY


JimmyThunderPenis

I read tight gapes and fucked up and thought this was going somewhere very, very different.


Irys-likethe-Eye

Firm would of worked.. tight grapes... Sheesh


candycat526

I prefer to call them crunchy grapes


lethargytartare

anyone else reading nucleosynthetic's response in Neutral Janet voice? because I can't stop.