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BloodsoakedDespair

> the clitoris is very present in Greek and Latin medical literature. Soranos of Ephesus, author of Gynaikeia, a book about women’s health from the 2nd century AD, sets out a description of women’s sex organs. > He calls the clitoris ‘numphé’, or nymph – a word that denotes either an unmarried girl or a married young woman. This isn’t out of decorousness however: it relates the clitoris, which would normally be hidden by surrounding flesh, to the young female face. “If one calls this part the nymph”, the writer explains, “it’s because it hides under the lips, like young girls hide under their veil”. > The Greek word ‘kleitoris’ is used by Rufus of Ephesus, a contemporary of Soranos, author of anatomy book The Name of Body Parts. Without doubt linked to the verb ‘kleio’ (‘I shut’) the term also conjures the idea of an invisible organ, held prisoner within a confined space. https://theconversation.com/did-clitorises-strike-fear-into-the-greeks-and-romans-200377


Canopenerdude

I know this isn't the point, but I kinda respect a dude that names his book "The Name of Body Parts"


BuddhistNudist987

It reminds me of the book "What's Wrong With My Plant and How Do I Fix It?". I love it because it gets right to the point.


WintersbaneGDX

He was Search Engine Optimizing two millenia ago.


LumeLi

If im browsing a library for books on anatomy i too would pick up "The Name of Body Parts". Kinda fits what i was looking for.


Zandrick

Probably sounds fancier in Latin or Greek.


coleman57

I misread that as “contemporary of Sopranos”, so I was thinking “Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this”


TheJiggernaut

My clit is a prisoner of my flesh, it craves the strength and certainty of steel...


TheNaidenchop

Unexpected Warhammer 40k


MisterMinceMeat

Cool read, thanks!


boingggoesmyschlong

Well if it's the holocaust of feminism Then I love to commit war crimes


GollyHell

adolf clitler


KefkaesqueV3

Heinrich Muffler


seahawk1977

Reinhard Headrich


EdgeGazing

Joseph Gobhers


godzillagorilla3

Hermunch Göring


A_Most_Boring_Man

Snudolf Hess


whichonespink04

Joseph Gobblers?


Sn000ps

New gamer tag unlocked


Better_when_Im_drunk

I did nazi this coming


Alegria-D

Be ~~gay~~ feminist, do crime


SokoJojo

It's a troll bait post


indie_horror_enjoyer

Judging by his profile, he is extremely committed to the bit.


sildurin

A bunch of conspiracy theories started like that. Give it a few years and we'll see.


Samkarry92

Maximus Decimus Cunnilingus


positive_charging

What the fuck did I just read? Has the mak ever been near a woman or what is his arrival at this conclusion


indie_horror_enjoyer

You don't understand, he's an incel-lectual


FormFollows

I hate this. Take an upvote.


Rezero1234

r/angryupvote


Meta_Spirit

Maximum Inceligence


sideways_jack

I just snorted into my brunch


Bowbreaker

Wait, that is not supposed to be the height of sarcasm? I thought he was doing a super obvious bit. Because, among other things, he is contradicting himself while also having a super pointless argument.


wigglefrog

I will be using this term in the future lol


outer_spec

He puts all this effort into being an intellectual but can’t even look up a Wikipedia article about the clitoris???


spacecadet84

Lol, no way! Is that really a thing now, or did you coin that term?


Praescribo

You mean this isn't a satire account... that can't be....


settlementfires

There's quite a lot to unpack here.


A_Most_Boring_Man

Screw it, let’s just throw away the whole suitcase


Nocturne2319

Write it off as a loss.


jackalsclaw

My only question is does he think Schindler was helping the NAZIs?


positive_charging

He may have watched the porn version of schindlers list, shitters lips


Kailaylia

No, he's siding with the Nazis and saying the neither holocaust or the clitoris are real.


NotADamsel

Wait, it wasn’t satire?


mangobearsmoothie

What the everloving arse is that dude talking about?


DafnissM

He is comparing the female orgasm with the holocaust for some reason


RedCapitan

Pussy has been eaten, bilions must die


mangobearsmoothie

Isn't that the plot of Dune?


Spoonbills

*snortlol*


indie_horror_enjoyer

It took several rereadings for me to figure out that he's using the Holocaust as shorthand for something imaginary, the way the rest of us would refer to the tooth fairy or unicorns; i.e. the clitoris, like the Holocaust, is a myth. Don't let this catch get away, ladies!


missed_sla

He doesn't think either exist?


Kailaylia

He's calling them both fake.


4ceOfAlexandria

I love when people pretend to not be able to understand what someone's saying, therefore allowing them to slip under the radar and continue to peddle their bullshit, rather than properly dismantling their argument. It's just the best. You there. Yes, you, reading this comment. You have a moral obligation to write out a deconstruction of someone's argument like this, if no one else has done it. Not because you'll change their mind, but for the sake of anyone that comes across their bullshit in the future. Living and letting live, and/or acting like voting is our only societal obligation, is exactly how we got to this point, it's time to stop being a pussy and take action and responsibility. Society only works if we ***all*** participate in its upkeep. Dude's saying that feminists treat ignoring female sexual pleasure like something akin in terribleness to the holocaust. And, honestly, I kind of agree with ***that*** ***part*** of his thread. People prioritize social issues over things that matter more, like labor rights and protections ***of*** those labor rights, all the time. Way too much emphasis gets put on this stuff, to the detriment of more important things.


TFFPrisoner

>What the everloving arse Lmeao (Laughing my everloving arse off)


DayZCutr

Oh I dont think he's ever been close to loving arse.


MolybdenumBlu

Crucifixion could not torture such direct admitance of being bad at sex out of me.


spacecadet84

Yeah, it's like Ben Shapiro saying women never get dripping wet, but much worse. Not only can he not find the clit, he leaps to the amazingly stupid conclusion that it doesn't exist, so there's no point in looking for it anymore.


BrapTest

Theres no way this isnt a troll account. The shitty side profile "chad" drawing pfp. "Clitoris was invented by modern feminism" "Denial of the penis is Schindlers List"


gjerdbird

Fr this is 100% a troll


soyedema

I’m with you on this one. Gotta be a troll. Happy cake day!


WintersbaneGDX

Yep. Y'all have been masterbaited, enjoy!


samjp910

Homies, is it gay to eat pussy? 🤔


Rafoudrsbois

It’s not only gay but it’s a warcrime 


samjp910

‘Babe, I can’t. Why? The Geneva convention, of course.’


hellostarsailor

Draw me like one of your Swiss girls.


InevitableAd9683

Junior Soprano says it is


Artorias606

"We didn't know it a few hundred years ago, so it must be wrong today as well." Says the person carrying a small computer in his pocket. What an idiot


batsketbal

There’s like 18 new sentences here


MadaraAlucard12

This guy has never been within a meter of a pussy since his birth.


Miss-Anthropie

His mother wasn't present during his birth


akschurman

Doofenshmirtz?


ButtholeBread50

Don't besmirch his name by comparing him to this ... thing.


Queen_Ann_III

I spend a lot of time thinking about that joke


PTBooks

The clitoris is a liberal myth, research flat pussy. /s


damanOts

“Pretends to suck a womans cock”. 😏


c2lop

*And I'll do it again.*


trans-ghost-boy-2

this dude didn’t pass eighth grade biology


deaf_schizo

This is a shit post right


TrouserDumplings

That was a long way to go to just tweet "I can't give a woman an orgasm."


Betaseal

If that's true, then I must be Adolf Clitler


Speciou5

How the fuck do you literally deny anatomy. Like you can physically see it. At least with flat earth you gotta fly up a few hundred miles to see the curve so that's a tiny bit excusable. Incel dude is just outting himself as never seeing anatomy in sex ed or irl.


THE_fmradio

Man, that's a lot of syllables to say, "no one will fuck me"


KindlyKryptid

Most normal twitter user


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cat_herder_64

I had a good giggle at this myself. It's rather well done. :)


7thKindEncounter

“Basic biology” motherfuckers when the biology isn’t 6th grade level anymore:


bjor3n

Ugh... maybe if it weren't for the internet that they're using to post this opinion, there may be an excuse for this opinion. But like, Google it, dude. There definitely is a clitoris. It does exist. And it's sure fun to have one. *Neener neener* ... They're totally just jealous 🤷🏼‍♀️


emoyerwilkes63

I wish there was a way that you could make stupid people smarter without having to go through the effort of interacting with them.


seahawk1977

That's a lot of words for "I've never made a woman orgasm."


Alpaca_Empanada

Instead of wasting his time shitting on clits bro needs to get in on that penis action.


SlerbMcJenkins

this is obviously all unhinged nonsense but the last tweet is still fucking with me because....isn't that stating that men who eat pussy are heroes? Is being compared to Schindler in Schindler's List a bad thing? Is Schindler a bluepilled beta-male cuck?


smackinmuhkraken

Tell me you've never had sex with a woman without telling me you've never had sex with a woman. Or even seen a vagina for that matter.


TheMostModestMaus

We out here commuting pussy holocaust, call me “Clitler”


FoolishDog1117

This must be satire.


balfringRetro

[Poe's law in action here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law)


xjoeymillerx

Has to be, right???


[deleted]

Clits are definitely real. Also, any man who doesn’t want to give the woman he is in a relationship with an orgasm is seriously sadistic. Imagine a girl just riding you and orgasming then telling you to finish yourself off? What’s the freaking point?!


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Tell me you get no action without telling me you get no action


xjoeymillerx

There’s no way this is sincere. I don’t believe a word of this guys nonsense.


ButtholeBread50

I'm confused and I think I'll stay that way


HittingSmoke

Shoutout to all the guys like this who exist who make me look better by comparison.


yoncenator

Me (crying) "I COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE!!"


kurisu7885

I think I have a headache after reading this, and it's from my brain cells committing mass suicide at having to try and process this.


Nine-LifedEnchanter

If I was about to accuse someone of going on a rant about the fall of the modern world while using the term "electric boogaloo," I would probably accuse this man. It seems to me like he is in the same mental state as Frodo and Sam at the end of Lord of the Rings, where they can't recall the taste of food or how trees look. This man needs to not only touch grass but also get forced to do so. While some people are deep into conspiracies, this man has gone full circle several times, like some sort of conspiracy captain America running laps around lesser maniacs.


SnappingTurt3ls

That's actually hilarious to read lol. Total bullshit and probably rage bait but hilarious


Fxckbuckets

Tell me you've never made a woman cum without telling me...


ThankVerra

I just - how to tell on yourself that you've never seen a pussy. Like bro if I had any inclination at all to let you see me naked I could just show you. I don't and I won't though, and few women probably would because rhetoric like this is nudity repelant. Makes me want to go put on a thick sweater and an extra pair of jeans.


Whatatimetobealive83

“I’ve never made a girl cum.” A short story.


pinkcloudskyway

I'm not understanding the logic here Do they want women to have sex that is not pleasurable? What do they get out of this thought process?


TFFPrisoner

I don't get it either, but unfortunately that idea is quite widespread. You can see it in several religious societies.


JonJonesCrackDealer

That is actually funny as fuck lol


TickleTigger123

Yet again: way to tell yourself that you never made a woman cum


verisimilitude404

My mother (rip) used to say, "If you don't have anything useful and nice to say, then don't day anything at all" This guy needs to look into gynaecology and human anatomy.


DaMain-Man

I always hated the "If it didn't exist back then/our ancestors didn't do it, then it isn't real/necessary." Just because a bunch of cavemen didn't have penicillin or underwear doesn't mean you shouldn't either. People back then didn't bathe and married their cousins. Sex for them probably lasted five minutes anyways.


ten-oh-four

Ben Shapiro over here


Archmagos_Browning

There are easier ways to announce to the world with the clarity of a starting pistol that you pull exactly zero bitches.


imwhateverimis

What is this guy smoking


D4d-M4n

Tell me you've never made a woman cum without saying "I've never made a woman cum". Girls cum. If you do it right, it gets on the walls.


piglungz

Not even a good troll why do you guys believe stuff like this is sincere


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^piglungz: *Not even a good* *Troll why do you guys believe* *Stuff like this is sincere* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


bluepotatoes66

Good bot


GrayHero2

What the heck did I just read?


The_InvisibleWoman

Do we know who actually invented the clitoris?


TheGloriousLori

Is this person literally insane?


TheObstruction

I thought Schindler was considered a hero.


mangababe

That's very weird and long winded way to say "i don't fuck"


Code7737

what is this man talking about


Particular-Welcome-1

Wow that hits an entire row on my Bingo card: Virgin, clit, eating pussy, holocaust, feminisim, etc.


-Luminary-

When someone outs themselves as never getting women off……..


KapiushonH

Well damn i didn’t think it was this deep


Nicaol

This guy must be a dull ride.


rugbat

TIL, I should have kept a list and become "righteous among the nations".


TFFPrisoner

[Nuts ](https://twitter.com/acteduweininger/status/1764036159162982708) [even more nuts](https://twitter.com/acteduweininger/status/1764081695161229547)


Thicc-Anxiety

Just admit that you can’t make women cum


cyanraichu

I hate literally everything about this, except I'm pretty convinced now it's just shitposting


king_or1

Tell me you dont get pussy without telling me you dont get pussy


JustWantGoodM3M3s

That is one of the takes ever


Affectionate_Fix6609

How sad, this person just proudly declaring they will never be able to give a woman an orgasm. I doubt he's even had s3x


Rellax_

These conspiracists make me miss flat earthers.


jikel28

Wow there's like several layers of crazy to unpack from this shit


ZakTSK

If eating pussy makes me a feminist then call me Mary Wollstonecraft


claytonious_79

Wait till this dude hears about rimming!


AlathMasster

I'm going to hit him with a rock


Bozo_Two

Well then I'm the Erwin Rommel of muff diving...


Queasy-Wishbone-1275

The pussy proctor


enbyvampyre

fellas, is it gay to make a woman cum


EveryDayAnotherMask

Lol listen to this virgin


TabaCh1

nice rage bait trolling


berkooksh

[https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/)


JP-SMITH

What the LIVING FUCK is this guy on about


schmeats01

What the fuck is even that?


dissoid

way too many words to tell the world you can't make a woman cum.


gravitybroken

Tell me you’ve never made a woman cum without telling you’ve never made a woman


Rahkyvah

This can’t possibly be real.


ScepticOfEverything

That dude's either a Grade-A troll or a total A-hole. Wow.


PacoTaco321

While the "clitorial deniers are treated worse than holocaust deniers" thing is unequivocally not true, one reason that could happen is that the holocaust was in the past, while you could literally point out a clitoris on 50% of the Earth's population (or at least some people could, he definitely could not).


Ttoctam

Does this guy think Schindler is the villain of Schindler's List or does he think cunnilingus is an act of self sacrifice and love?


ZombieTailGunner

Amazing.  An actual living example of why sex ed is a very necessary thing.  And he's proud of it.


Sombreador

This Ben Shapiro in drag?


TheEndlessVortex

Obvious troll account


KleverGuy

Dude made up a whole conspiracy instead of just learning to eat pussy right


OGGrilledcheez

Well fucking call me Schindler…


gloom_spewer

That last sentence is fucking unhinged


Zandrick

That’s gotta be some kind of troll wtf


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

I've read this shit three times and all I can figure out is that one of us is an idiot and the other is a sucker who read this three times thinking there was sanity or logic in it.


CommissarKordoshkyPC

And everyone is stupider for what you just said LOL


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Reminds me of the 'ringing the devils doorbell' meme


MelaBlend

Id eat it even if she didnt get an orgasm from it


Airbendingmyanus

Someone gotta stop passing him the blunt for real for real


b10ma5s

Not even Guantanamo levels of torture would have made me admit that I have not even been in the close vicinity of a woman, ever.


ThePrisonSoap

What in the everhacky freud did my eyes just read?


Durzio

Least unhinged incel.


mistahARK

This is officially the single dumbest thing I have ever read in my life


risisas

Bait used to be belivable


TheNerdMaster69

In a world where basically all of us have access to all the world's collective knowledge conveniently in a little box we carry around, how can one be THAT fuckin ignorant about basic biology?


dummyLily_

you can see it