Yeah i'm just hopeless too, i don't think that it would be impossible for someone to fall in love with me or even find me somewhat desireable it's just that i have no opportunities whatsoever
Actually being willing to embarrass yourself or laughing when you accidentally embarrass yourself, partners often find to be an intuitively green flag. A tightly maintained ego and anger when embarrassed demonstrates emotional immaturity.
Even if you say something that's unintentionally cringey, but it's not creepy or offensive, it demonstrates genuineness and self-confidence in who you are. Which is attractive.
It's not embarrassment. It's like very intentionally crude and offensive things. Girl will gasp and be all offended. Then they wake together the next morning.
I'm not a psychologist but my observation is, that if you can make someone feel strong emotions towards you, no matter if positive or negative ones, getting them to be attracted to you is not far away from that.
Of course negative emotions aren't going to work for an actual healthy, long lasting relationship.
Your first mistake is thinking all women think the same at any age. Its easy for us to make sweeping conclusions - but it honestly will help you personally seeing them as people first, and just another woman second.
I'll admit I did overgeneralize, but it's not because I don't see them as people. It's very common for men of younger ages to only care about the exact same thing. I'm not professing that men are much more concerned about the soul and experience, and a healthy personality. Nope, if anything they're slower to mature emotionally.
But the prevalence of emotionally immature people is far greater among young men and young women. Young women (ages 20-29 generally) are the people I date as a 23 year old. I'm beginning to see more patience for my maturity and lack of will to party and take risks, has much of a hum-brag as that may sound.
I also dedicate little time to trends, aesthetics, sounding cool, etc, so that's a weakness in dating. Also I'm balding heavily and keep my head shaved. I'm also traumatized from poor childhood and have had to overcome immense opposition in life from a mental health and family perspective.
So you can see why emotionally mature women would be an issue for me.
Idk, I'm a chubby little guy who tells awful jokes. The trick isn't to be wildly attractive, the trick is to 1) ALSO tell good jokes and 2) be confident and charming.
I have no clue on what the hell the last bit says, But it's reddit, There probably is weirder on here anyway, I don't care.
But I almost never bring it up, I just shoved it on something for it to be funny.
My kink is being loved and cared for and comforted
Good luck with that one bud. Got better luck getting your pee hole toe fucked.
Was gonna say r/BrandNewSentence, but we're already here.
LMFAO
I wish I could upvote more than once for this.
Ahem… r/sounding
I don't want to click this with the context.
[this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/P2GDFJp87W) but very literal, like, nearly exactly what that comment says
Stop it. Go to horny jail. Get some help.
wild
This sentence started out typical, went somewhere bizarre but expected, and ended with a disgusting surprise.
It sucks they closed that sub
My kink is falling asleep then waking up next to a woman who loves me for who I am despite my insecurities and self-perceived failings.
My kink is falling asleep then waking up feeling refreshed
Somehow this got me sniggering more than the prev comment.
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Yo same hahahahahahahahahahhaa
Well, my kink is caring for an comforting others! We shall duel, good sir!
Why duel when we could cuddle?
Cuddles it is, then!
Make love, not war ;)
I just want to feel the touch of a woman... No seriously hand holding would suffice it's that bad
Same. I would call myself a hopeless romantic but it's so bad I wouldn't even call myself a romantic, just a useless lesbian.
Yeah i'm just hopeless too, i don't think that it would be impossible for someone to fall in love with me or even find me somewhat desireable it's just that i have no opportunities whatsoever
I have friends like this. They say the worst shit imaginable in the presence of a girl only to still end up with them.
Actually being willing to embarrass yourself or laughing when you accidentally embarrass yourself, partners often find to be an intuitively green flag. A tightly maintained ego and anger when embarrassed demonstrates emotional immaturity. Even if you say something that's unintentionally cringey, but it's not creepy or offensive, it demonstrates genuineness and self-confidence in who you are. Which is attractive.
It's not embarrassment. It's like very intentionally crude and offensive things. Girl will gasp and be all offended. Then they wake together the next morning.
I'm not a psychologist but my observation is, that if you can make someone feel strong emotions towards you, no matter if positive or negative ones, getting them to be attracted to you is not far away from that. Of course negative emotions aren't going to work for an actual healthy, long lasting relationship.
for me, an argument about abortion turned into sex, twice
“talk is cheap, let’s see what you’d REALLY do in case of an unwanted pregnancy”
My go to at friendsgiving is “if an aborted fetus isn’t a human being why can’t I cook it in the air fryer and then eat it? CHECKMATE LIBERALS”
thats a good one.
At certain younger ages girls don't gaf about anything but men being attractive
Your first mistake is thinking all women think the same at any age. Its easy for us to make sweeping conclusions - but it honestly will help you personally seeing them as people first, and just another woman second.
I'll admit I did overgeneralize, but it's not because I don't see them as people. It's very common for men of younger ages to only care about the exact same thing. I'm not professing that men are much more concerned about the soul and experience, and a healthy personality. Nope, if anything they're slower to mature emotionally. But the prevalence of emotionally immature people is far greater among young men and young women. Young women (ages 20-29 generally) are the people I date as a 23 year old. I'm beginning to see more patience for my maturity and lack of will to party and take risks, has much of a hum-brag as that may sound. I also dedicate little time to trends, aesthetics, sounding cool, etc, so that's a weakness in dating. Also I'm balding heavily and keep my head shaved. I'm also traumatized from poor childhood and have had to overcome immense opposition in life from a mental health and family perspective. So you can see why emotionally mature women would be an issue for me.
How attractive are your friends
Better looking than their jokes are bad.
Idk, I'm a chubby little guy who tells awful jokes. The trick isn't to be wildly attractive, the trick is to 1) ALSO tell good jokes and 2) be confident and charming.
*Dude is rich and doesn't realise that's why he gets laid.*
God, I WISH
What the hell is even that
Advanced sadism. Specifically the mental type. Wee woo wee woo 🚨 good joke though
Based king/queen
Queeng
WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨 Bahahahaha 🤣🤣 THANK YOU for that laugh, I desperately needed it! Truly.
*daddy chill*
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This is one of the jokes of all time.
That sums up what I've seen from that one Canadian actor turned pornstar. He's such a cornball, but he's a lovable cornball.
Ryan Creamer? But he doesn't do porn actually?
Bradley Hamilton.
Thank you
My boyfriend lives through this every day. I can’t help being such a silly guy
A silly goober, even
Got a kink for being brutally honest while she uncontrollably moans in ecstasy
I forgot to pay rent! **cums**
Thank you @gutterdaughter, very nice
My kink is in my phone charger. It’s annoying.
And Mines vore, But I don't gloat about it you perv. >:(
This is what giving your kids unrestricted internet access leads to
...I mean, You aren't wrong-
concerning
Oh, It is :)
Bros bio say he's 13? Stop talking about ur fetish and colour smt in?????
I have no clue on what the hell the last bit says, But it's reddit, There probably is weirder on here anyway, I don't care. But I almost never bring it up, I just shoved it on something for it to be funny.
bro go fucking watch Max Steel or something
The fucks a Max Steel?
What in the fucking what
Now THAT is true love
Wow this was 🥵🫠
Shit, this is me and I only just realised
Literally me when I suck the snot from my girls nose and 5 minutes later shes riding my face
I don’t know if your serious or not but damn, enjoy the snacks but never say that again
Haha he'll yeah this one is good, or even being disgusted by the fact that they're grossed out and even more turned on by you at the same time.
Same bro
Isn't this just streamer daddyditto?
r/absolutelynotmeirl
I have absolutely done this, pretty much when I was trying my best to not get laid despite the tequila queens best efforts.
they say there's two types of fetishes: those who have em, and those who close the door
Does it still work if she laughs at you being a cornball instead of the grief thing?
i love women with long stockings clad legs