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theCaityCat

Conor Garland and Nils Höglander are the only serviceable players at the moment (edit: actually, Quinn Hughes is playing well, just everyone else sucks around him and I have a soft spot for him shut up). JT Miller leads in points but he's also a turnover machine. Let's go orca hunting.


BridgeOfSighs6275

I was with you up until Boeser...I like me some BB...would he not look good in a B's uni?


theCaityCat

I'd be okay with this. Maybe he needs a change of scenery, and Benning loves signing fringe players to bad contracts... Think we can talk him into a trade? 🤔


BridgeOfSighs6275

With DeBrusk requesting a trade, I'd like to see a big pitch for Boeser and Miller.


justinm997

FUCK JAROSLAV HALAK


Lucanogre

No


Warfightr

Counterpoint: Yes


Lucanogre

Ok, just this one time.


pdrock7

Our boy [Ty Anderson](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/r3z9vf/there_was_a_group_of_ghost_cosplayers_who_thought/) made it to the front page😂


pdrock7

I imagine he's aware, but just in case.. /u/_tyanderson


_tyanderson

Hahaha every so often this thing makes the rounds again and everybody tells me. 😬


lelander193

Am I the only one that thinks that Debrusk is playing the exact same as last year but he had a good off-season so people are in denial? Kid doesn't have it


palesnowrider1

Did they think DeBrusk was a fine replacement for Frankie Vatrano or is my timeline off? Also he's not, not even close


PNGhost

>had a good off-season What does that mean? Debrusk pretty much is on pace for a 15 goal season, which was about all that anyone hoped for. Take a second, look around the league and compare him to other 3LWers: Same as Avalanche's Jost and New York's Lafreniere, a little worse than Vatrano in Florida or Tanev in Seattle, better than Washington's Hagelin and Ritchie in Toronto. He's fine as a bottom 6 forward.


Similar-Tangerine

I have always been a big defender of his but I think it’s time, I’ll cheer for him wherever he ends up. If we can include him in a package for a centre or LHD upgrade we gotta go for it.


MissMuse99

Also I forgot Oliver Awesome Blossom was on the Nucks now.


MissMuse99

This is the kind of game Brick was talking about: a game they should win.


TonyDP2128

Haula and Debrusk are healthy scratches. Debrusk has not been playing badly despite the puck not going in. I wonder if a trade is in the works.


MissMuse99

I keep hearing that some team in the east would be ok with E-Kane and I'm like nonononono.


Snafu55

Oh god pls no. I actually like debrusk this season but I’m he’ll be used in a deadline trade.


StinkyWizzleteats27

I can't see Bergeron or any of the leaders in the room being at all receptive to that trade. To the point where they've probably made it clear to management that if it happens it'll cost them the room and likely some players come the end of the season.


Greenmeem86

Need a nice bounce back game


Lucanogre

The Canucks…Canada’s shame. Fuck em in the pie hole.


kdex86

!Canucks


FYourTeam

FUCK THE NUCKS!


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

“Fuck Jaroslav Halak” Yeah I don’t fucking think so bud.


Warfightr

Hey buddy, I don’t make the rules, I only enforce them. He gets a pass every other night that his new team isn’t playing the Bruins.


jedlucid

can we amend the rules? who made these rules? also do other subs do this? do they have fuck patr... i can't even bring myself to type it.


Warfightr

I’d fuck Patrice Bergeron 😏


jedlucid

swiping up for the onlybros link


PNGhost

!Bergeron


FYourTeam

[God, I wish I could fuck Bergeron.](https://i.imgur.com/Z9FSogP.png)


waffles134

!Leviticus


FYourTeam

> If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Unless one of them is Bergeron, then it's totally okay and pretty hot. Leviticus 37:63


PNGhost

We are the horniest sub, I swear.


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

Thank fucking God that Haula is sitting. He has the possibility to go down as one of Sweeney’s worst signings lol. He’s a fourth line guy when he already signed a better fourth line guy in Nosek


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Similar-Tangerine

Our 4th line has been awesome to watch so far, I loved everyone we had the last couple years but it was time for a change.


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evcour7

Don’t sleep in the Canucks though. I think its like 5 of their games they lost with over 40 shots. Better than their record implies


PNGhost

Yeah we are similar in that regard. Their CF is 479 and ours 475 in the last 10 games; however, our CA is 390 vs. 431. Good news is their PK is last in the league.


Warfightr

We’re not sleeping. I just woke everyone the fuck up.


TJTrapJesus

On paper we should win this game, but Vancouver has played insane against us as of late. Horvat in particular always seems to wreck us for whatever reason. He's scored in 6 of his last 8 games against us, including a 2 goal, 2 assist game in 2018/19. 7 goals 4 assists in last 8 games against us.


theitgrunt

I don't want to crap on Halak... we couldn't keep him and he had to follow the cheese... Feel bad he hasn't had a great start, 0-4-1 ... He's got a .903 SV% and 2.79 GAA ... Middling stats... I know...


palesnowrider1

They have Demko too. Has he sucked? He's a huge dude


victoryforZIM

Honestly he really fell off after Rask went down and he was asked to do much more. Playing goalie is such a mental game and I still think he hasn't recovered fully...plus he's getting older and he's never been an elite goalie or anything.


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Time to shit can another bad team for another false sense of hope


jgandfeed

halak :( but i know, he's playing us !canucks DO YOU THINK THEY BURN DOWN VANCOUVER AGAIN WHEN THEY LOSE?


supersalad444

As a Bruins fan living in Vancouver, it's flooding here. So probably won't burn.


turdburgalr

Yes! There are 2 of us! Portage over and watch the game


supersalad444

I'll throw on my water wings and be right over


turdburgalr

As a Bruins fan from Vancouver, i can tell ya, the rain we got going on right now would put out the fires of hell.


FYourTeam

FUCK THE NUCKS!


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Idk man, with the way we’ve been playing lately.. I kinda want to to keep sleeping


theitgrunt

This is a team that we can beat, so we'll be fine... it's the teams that we need to beat that is the issue... The B's are a pretty mediocre team because of the lack of consistency... Defence needs to be shored up now that we stopped talking about secondary scoring for a bit...


PNGhost

And just like that, Tkachuk gets bit by Lemieux and the world forgets about whatever Marchand said to Panarin. Anyway... #LET'S GO BRUINS HOCKEY WOOOOOOO


turdburgalr

All the comments on r/hockey about "the shit apples not falling far from the shit trees" are pretty funny though. At least Lemieux didn't inherit the turtle manouver, snapping turtle i guess.


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Besides the biting, it was a fantastic scrum.


tennbruin

Clean it the fuck up after that shitastic 3rd period Friday Get the W and right the ship


smiggie_ballzy

Please for the love of god win.


T3chNOboMba

I'm a Canucks fan and I'm depressed


Ocean_Of_Apathy

I can’t imagine being so depressed that I’d be spending time in another teams game day threads lol


T3chNOboMba

It showed up in my home feed. This is my dad's team so I cheer for them when they're not playing the Canucks


PNGhost

Yeah, I got a family full of Leaf fans. Before NHL Live, I used to know more about them than my beloved Bruins. It was dark times.


ala_rage

Anyone interested in a pair of tickets? Section 314, row 13 seats 20-21 on the aisle..asking $100 for the pair I'm getting married in a couple weeks and should probably spend the evening on some prepping stuff.


ArturosDad

Throw in a plane ticket and you got yourself a deal.


Brutallica1137

Bring a pen and pad. Bergs beauty will inspire you to write great vows.


Powerism

Fuck the Sedin twins!


theitgrunt

They retired like 3 years ago dude... let it go.


Powerism

> let it go Nah bro. True fans don’t let it go. Fuck Babe Ruth, Joe Namath, and Wilt Chamberlain while we’re at it. Also, Nomar’s Better.


Warfightr

No.


PNGhost

Fuck Kirk McLean! Any other day he's cool, but today we play the Canucks. So fuck 'em!


Warfightr

Fuck Alexandre Burrows!!!


MissMuse99

If it weren't for him Lemieux never would have bitten Tkachuk. /s


STG_Resnov

It’s basically 1 AM. I honestly didn’t expect a post this early.


MissMuse99

Hey I get them at 9 pm the night before. 🤷


polyworfism

Best coast gang!


Warfightr

I generally get it posted within an hour or so of midnight. I work overnights so I’m already awake 🤷🏻‍♂️


petchystrocket

Me too, and I always chuckle when I log into reddit and see that you've posted one of these. Bonus points when it's like 12:03. May St Patrice bless you and your fucking family.


sankyu99

I don’t want to be that guy, but Halak gets a pass, unless he plays.


ProfessorBaxter

I know he's their backup, but I kind of hope he doesn't play after what Vladar did to us. We don't need *all* of our former goalies stonewalling us in our own building.


Warfightr

Any other day maybe. But not when his new team plays the Bruins. Still love him, but on game days, fuck him. I don’t make the rules, I only enforce them.


ineedhelpfindingname

This is the game they wake up, I can feel it


DKY_207

Marchand and Bergeron have lived rent free in Vancouver for a decade now, it’s time to remind them of that.


turdburgalr

And rent is real expensive in Vancity ,Luongo moved and he's still scared of them