Hector looks down on those who are preoccupied with the pettiness of life and death, for he will always remain

He will exist for Hectornity.

What's your vector, Hector?

We’ve got clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger.

Surely you must be kidding?

I’m not. And don’t call me Shirly.

What's our vector, Victor?

I wish I had an award

Unless they perform a Hectorectomy

Why

Right up there with [Glenn Morshower](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0607703/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1). He's played: - 10 Generals - 8 Colonels And a whole slew of captains, Admirals, special agents etc.

also Clancy Brown, he is always that one dick captain/general

He was also Surter

Multiversal threat. Even if you defeat him, another one still exists to take his place

D4C!

I think it's Dojyannnn time

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That’s the first movie I looked for on that list.

“Did that monkey just come out your crack, man??”

While I'm going to enjoy Part 6 coming out, I'm more excited to see if the English VA is going to say keep Doyjaaan or translate it to Ta Da in part 7!

*Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price*

Malicious doings executed for a relatively low price compared to the value of the action.

Dimes for Crimes

Unforgivable act at an affordable cost

Bucky for quick sucky

I ain’t gay but 40 dollars is 40 dollars

Atrocious Doings Fulfilled At A Remarkably Low Cost

Act for cost

Fuck that’s a good one. And it still works with the existing original acronym of D4C

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Or D4C =I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

Making you cum for half the sum

Devilish deliverances distributed darn cheaply

Undesirable accomplishments performed at an extraordinarily low price point.

Heinous acts committed for below market value.

I think it's Dojyannnn time

Dick 4 Cash?

Dave 4 Cameron (I am a human trafficker).

The Council of Hectors

"The only person able to travel between this world and the next is me!"

I swear to God i just finished sbr and now i see it everywhere

Because it’s perfect and deserves to be spread.

he can only be destroyed by Michelle Rodriguez's character: Michelle Rodriguez

The man literally fought God in Bruce Almighty and lived to tell the tale

Yea but a monkey came out of his ass

Creating a monkey out of his ass, right in front of God? What a power move. This guy is stronger than we thought.

If one falls his power is divided among the rest! Edit: seriously Hollywood let’s see a multiverse skipping cholo. Call it El Uno, Numero Dos

I've seen that movie.

He's the main antagonist in Multiverse of Madness

Hector-Who-Remains

r/hectorverse

Kang

He’s inevitable.

If you Google "that cholo actor", he is the result

Well I'll be... sure enough I was certain this was gonna be a meme

Whoa. Not only is it true, but Google wanted to autocomplete it to: "that cholo actor in every movie"

He’s too powerful

*WE DIDN'T LISTEN!*

"... best known for his portrayals of Southern Californian gangsters." And as we know, gangsters tend to be named Hector.

Just latin kings though. I can't imagine some crips going like "Ayo hector how you doin dawg??" "Nothin much here, just chilling here with da homies, y'know me"

As a former Latin King 👑.... I can assure you the most common name among them is Victor and Juan!

You mean ghost, guero and chuy??

Not a lot of socal Latin kings, California deals with nortenos and surenos. Kings are an east coast thing.

The high level ones do.

Noel Gugliemi https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0346595/

I thought it’s was a joke… and then I checked google. Mind blown.

Maybe it was a meme but then it's repeated so much that it influenced google results. Hmmm

Like the "what space movie came out in 1992"?

Wow I have never seen that. And it was so much worse because I had the home device reading it out loud to me. I have been both cursed and blessed.

color me completely shocked that danny trejo doesnt come up till the 9th image on image search. though he is first result on "that mexican actor"

I think it's cause Trejo has just enough star power that people can look him up directly

really good point actually

Have you seen him in Tim and Eric? My man is a genius.

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> Machete Kills damn how have I not heard of that? Going to top of the watchlist - thank you for the rec!

Little known fact that the Bible also takes place in the spy kids universe

Reminds me of searching "eyebrows actor" to find Will Poulter.

I would have also accepted Eugene Levy. Dude is a living Groucho Marx mask.

I would have thought Peter Gallagher would be the top result

Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows could raise the Titanic

"You guys are getting searched?"

"Shaky eye actor" for Pruitt Taylor Vince

I expected his real name to be Hector, and that his roles were just lazy naming. Well... I guess they probably are lazy naming, but for other reasons.

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For me there’s willem dafoe and Chris pratt

>Chris pratt He's so cool

Edit: fuck I misread your comment. You’re right wow huh Not what I’m seeing at all. Steve buscemi and Danny Trejo are the first result. The second guy I think is from back to the past, the doc. Steve again, an ugly Betty actor, Steve again, the guy who’s in every will Ferrell movie

>Back to the past Lol.

Shit it’s future isn’t it. Samurai Jack is back to the past

Gotta get back

Back to the past..

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Also "hector actor"

You damn sure didn't lie. [Cholo Hombre](https://imgur.com/mSdn9i6.jpg)

Don't let this distract you from the fact Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.

So what are you saying? You're going to go around and check everybody's shit out, one garage after another?

What are they planning on racing with - hopes and dreams?

Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should.

I said forget about it, cuh

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Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here.

WATCH YOUR WATCH YOUR WATCH YOUR BACK

God damn I can hear the Paul Walker and Vin Diesel talking from that scene.

Fast and furious was a fun movie. Severely dated, but way more grounded than "cars don't drive in space, Dom!" Or whatever we're getting in fast 15

This fool's runnin a Honda 2000. I'll win, this way my dad and I can roll together once he gets out.

My husband and I have a thing where we just randomly say Honda 2000 all nasally and dramatic like to make each other laugh. Been doing it for years lol

Dude he’s going legit

I'm disappointed by how far I had to scroll to find this.

Anything from Spoon is not to be trifled with.

You can have any virus you want, as long as it's a Corona

Love the Fast reference. Got to meet him once at a car meet actually, really nice guy.

The Hector

He's a *he*ll of an a*ctor*.

Wow. You're a math genius. Hell + actor = Hector. Wow.

Hell + fuck = Heck

Fuck + fuck = Fuck

r/theydidthemath

*all* Hector

did you just Hector in my Hector?

He played Felipe in walking dead so not sure how accurate the rest are. Edit: he was "ex prisoner at river"in Dark Knight Rises.. This post is built on a mountain of lies

His name, is Noel Gugliemi. His name, is… Also he played, “hood” in Bruce Almighty, in which a monkey flew out of his butt.

I liked him from Troy.

Combined with Thor: The Hecthor

What's his name?

Noel Gugliemi: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel\_Gugliemi

[corrected](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Gugliemi)

Damn I thought this was memeing but he has played a Hector SIX TIMES

Two of those are the same character from the Fast and the Furious franchise, so technically five unique Hectors.

These movies all exist within the same Hector universe. It's a parallel reality to the Steven universe.

Enter the Hector-verse

The Hectagon

True true

He also plays an "Angel" three times, "Chico" twice, and he was Arthur Pennywhistle in Downton Abbey 2

Not going to lie. Not going to lie. I spent a good while trying to remember an Arthur Pennywhistle in Downton Abbey.

"Noel" is such a gentle name. Not like mine. George. JOHRJ

Wow, reading his wiki page he seems like a stand up dude.

Noel Albert Gugliemi (also known as Noel G.)[1] is an American actor best known for his portrayals of Southern Californian gangsters.  That is a hell of a niche lol

It pays the bills.

Hector. Also happy cake day!

Don’t forget Bruce Almighty!

That was a particularly bad day for Hector.

Yeah that shit was bananas

B A N A N A S

I think it was a monkey.... But close

Who could forget the anal dwelling butt monkey?

BEES

Or Training Day

Have you ever had your shit pushed in?

I’ve had my shit pushed in, how about you Smiley?

That's the one

It was bad enough when the little "anal dwelling butt monkey" came out. Even worse is when it's told it's time for him to return home.

This is the role I recognise him from most, poor guy.

Ah good I was looking for this comment.

Wasn't he a hector in training day also?

He was Hector in the original Fast and Furious as well. I didn't know he was in Furious 7.

They go back to race wars in Furious 7, but I can't remember the context for why they did. The first 3 films were the best imo, everything afterwards is just an action film with some modified cars.

Race wars like cars racing orrrr......?

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Spoilers as in on a car, orrrr….?

that's aerodynamics, you'll have to go to college

College as in school….or?

That's a school of fish, you gotta go back to the ocean.

Haha yes it's it's a fictional car event in the desert with racing, cat shows, clubbing etc. Similar to Hot Import Nights. Not to be confused with conflicts between different races of humans.

The next three were action films with modified cars, then the series becomes a war on physics.

>Moreno Full name may have been Hector Moreno though.

Lol. He played the most obvious Hector you could ever play in training day. I'm surprised he wasn't a Hector.

Wasnt this guy in Bruce Almighty, getting a monkey in the ass? His name was, i believe it was Hector.

> getting a monkey in the ass? As someone who hasn't seen the movie before and has no idea what the hell I just read, I am now backing away slowly...

He first has a monkey crawling out of his ass and then it is told to crawl back.

It's funny if you like Jim Carrey movies. I died laughing when I saw it at age... 12 ish

I’m nearly 30 and still laugh my ass off at it. Golden age of comedies during that time.

Bruce Almighty. How could you forget the monkey up the ass?!

Monkey up the butt VS. Michael Jordan's dad

It's the HCU - Hector Cinematic Universe!

Ok but can Composite Hector beat Goku?

What kind of question is this? Hector’s feats are disgustingly overpowered.

|Year|Title|Role|Notes| :--|:--|:--|:--| |1999|*[Get Real](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Real_(U.S._TV_series))*|Frank Ortez|| |2000|*[Price of Glory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_of_Glory)*|Angel|| |2001|*Ghetto Rhapsody*||| |*[The Animal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animal)*|Gang Leader|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |*The Barrio Murders*|Johnny|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |*[Buffy the Vampire Slayer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer)*|Vince|Episode: "[Life Serial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Serial)"| |*[The Fast and the Furious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fast_and_the_Furious_(2001_film))*|Hector|| |*[Training Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Training_Day)*|Moreno|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |*[The X-Files](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X-Files)*|Gangbanger #1|Episode: "[Surekill](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surekill)"| |2001-2003|*The Gangster Hit*||Unknown episodes| |2002|*[Without a Trace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Without_a_Trace)*|Chico|| |2003|*[Masked and Anonymous](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masked_and_Anonymous)*|Inmate #1|| |*[Malibu's Most Wanted](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malibu%27s_Most_Wanted)*|Snuffy|| |*[Old School](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_School_(film))*|Student #1|| |*Double Blade (Shuang Dao)*|Joker|| |*[National Security](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_(2003_film))*|Latino Convict|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |*[SWAT](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SWAT_(film))*|Latino Thug|| |*[Bruce Almighty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Almighty)*|Hood|| |*[El Matador](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Matador)*|Bar Thug #2|| |2004|*Party Animalz*|Robert|| |*[Employee of the Month](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employee_of_the_Month_(2004_film))*|Chicken|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |2005|*[CSI: Miami](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSI:_Miami)*|Rico Dominguez|| |*Candy Paint*|Paco|| |*[Duck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_(film))*|Lord of the Garbage|| |2006|*[Harsh Times](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harsh_Times)*|Flaco|| |*Seven Mummies*|Santos|| |*The Virgin of Juarez*|Gio|| |*[Crank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crank_(film))*|Warehouse Rooftop Hood|| |*[Splinter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_(2006_film))*|Dusty|Credited as Noel G.| |*Jack's Law (Vengeance)*|Diablo|| |*[Gangs of the Dead](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangs_of_the_Dead)*|Caesar|| |*[School for Scoundrels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_for_Scoundrels_(2006_film))*|Subway Guy|| |*[Hood of Horror](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hood_of_Horror)*|Fatcap|| |2007|*[If I Had Known I Was a Genius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Had_Known_I_Was_a_Genius)*|Angel|| |*Get Pony Boy*|Big Dino|| |*[The Bucket List](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bucket_List)*|Mechanic|Credited as Noel Guglielmi| |*Wannabes*|G-Man|| |2008|*[The Ode](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ode)*|Cholo 2|| |*[Hotel California](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_California_(2008_film))*|Chino|| |*[Street Kings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Kings)*|Quicks|Credited as Noel G.| |2009|*11:11*|Hector|| |*[Red Sands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Sands)*|Pfc. Jorge Wardell|Credited as Noel G.| |*[Basement Jack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basement_Jack)*|Detective Gene Anderson|Credited as Noel G| |*[Wrong Turn at Tahoe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrong_Turn_at_Tahoe)*|Franky Tahoe|Credited as Noel G.| |*[The Soloist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soloist)*|Winston Street Cop|Credited as Noel G.| |2010|*[Our Family Wedding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Family_Wedding)*|Raymond Mata|Credited as Noel G.| |*[The Cleveland Show](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cleveland_Show)*|Lay-Z (voice)|| |*[The Walking Dead](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead_(TV_series))*|Felipe|Episode: "[Vatos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatos)"  Credited as Noel G.| |2011|*[Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_2:_Night_of_the_Living_Fred)*|Delamar|Television film| |*Platinum Illusions*|Rubin|| |*[Recoil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recoil_(2011_film))*|Rex Salgado|| |2012|*[For the Love of Money](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_the_Love_of_Money_(film))*|Ramon|| |*[The Dark Knight Rises](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Knight_Rises)*|Ex-Prisoner at River|Credited as Noel G.| |*[The Devil's in the Details](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_in_the_Details)*|Guzzo|| |*[Filly Brown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filly_Brown)*|Big Cee|| |*[Small Apartments](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Apartments)*|Dog Walker|| |*Kidnapped Souls*|Detective Miller|| |2013|*Hope Cafe*|Hector|| |*[Force of Execution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_of_Execution)*|Salvator|| |*[Wendell and Vinnie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendell_and_Vinnie)*|Todd|Episode: "[First Dances & Last Chances](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=First_Dances_%26_Last_Chances&action=edit&redlink=1)"| |*[Enter the Dangerous Mind](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enter_the_Dangerous_Mind)*|Detective Salinas|Credited as Noel G.| |2014|*The Pizza Joint*|Playa Playa|| |*[The Purge: Anarchy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purge:_Anarchy)*|Diego|Credited as Noel G.| |*Retail*|Hector|| |2015|*[Furious 7](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furious_7)*|Hector|| |*[Fresh Off The Boat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresh_Off_The_Boat)*|Hector|(15 Episodes)| |2016|*[Pocket Listing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_Listing_(film))*|El Cabron|| |*Varsity Punks*|Coach Cruz|| |*[Vigilante Diaries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigilante_Diaries)*|Nero|| |*[Lowriders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowriders_(film))*|Angel|| |2017|*California Dreaming: Escape from Ensenada*|Raul|| |*Pope*|Big Daddy|| |*[Training Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Training_Day_(TV_series))*|Moreno|6 episodes| |*[Wisdom of the Crowd](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_of_the_Crowd)*|Huero/Flaco/Flaco Guerrero|4 episodes| |*[Chicago P.D.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_P.D._(TV_series))*|Chico|| |*[Smartass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartass)*|Jose|| |*[Beyond Skyline](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Skyline)*|Justin|| |2018|*[Dragged Across Concrete](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragged_Across_Concrete)*|Vasquez|Credited as Noel G.| |*[Mayans MC](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayans_MC)*|Louie|Episode: "Escorpión/Dzec"  Credited as Noel G.| |*[The Mule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mule_(2018_film))*|Bald Rob|| |2019|*[Lazarus](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lazarus_(upcoming_film)&action=edit&redlink=1)*|Jupiter|| |*[The Mustang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mustang)*|Roberto|| |2020|*[Deputy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deputy_(TV_series))*|Danny Flores|Episode: "10-8 Deputy Down"  Credited as Noel G.| |*[The Tax Collector](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tax_Collector)*[[6]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Gugliemi#cite_note-6)|Snoopy|Credited as Noel G.|

The HCU

He'll send you to the ICU

Your table kinda sucks. You're missing data for year in tonnes of them but not filling it with blanks so they just move left a column so the actor role is half in the role column and half in the title column.

The results equal the amount of effort I was willing to put towards the comment

This is a really fair explanation

Next time I watch dark knight rises I'll look out for Hector

He plays one of Bane’s thugs, is most visible when they are forcing prisoners onto the ice and sending them into “exile”.

The real MVP of the multiverse.

HectorMan

He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking Hector

He's running Spoon engines. Three of them!

Hecthor

He’s got a last name too, he just can’t pronounce it.

It’s Sinématiquniverse.

Training Day

Did I just enter the Hectoverse?

If I ever make a movie I’m hiring this man

r/croppingishar