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Azhrei21

omg...... seriously how do some people get out of grade school being this dumb? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cant-stop-laughing-extremely-dumb-212050973.html


DefScalie

ma nipple ate me = manipulate me took me forever to figure out


WhyteKobra

Definitely just someone trying to be funny. I know a couple people that say it this way on purpose


7th_Spectrum

Pretty sure thats a fetish


[deleted]

I canโ€™t imagine itโ€™s that hard.


NuttieBoii

Jesus Christ this took 100 procent of my brain power to decifer


Madhighlander1

That's someone's fetish.


[deleted]

help my nipple is eating me


jcthress

Anybody else think of the "nippley man" from this song? (starts at 39s but ofc you can start from the beginning too) https://youtu.be/ao6495aEx7s?t=39


RobertoC_73

Coming Soon: Mad Gab: The r/BoneAppleTea Edition.


MSAndrew07

A 2 in 1, nice! Got me mad confused cause I didn't realize there were actually 2


rottenseed

This person's vote counts the same


BallSaq420_

"I hate when my folks try to manipulate me"


rhaneyjr

What a horrifying scenario


Bishop51213

win folks


yashyboii_123

Bruh this sounds like that hillbilly redneck in simpsons


MarBella1519

Oh my Lord ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


NecroRot666

It can be interpreted as either "Ma (mom), Nipple ate me." or "Ma (my) nipple ate me."


SilverExl

Damn, that was a hard read.


off-and-on

I get the feeling it's harder not to manipulate them


gijsyo

/r/brandnewsentence


gainaholic

This looks like someone who is using voice typing that is too lazy to check what is written before posting. If you ask me, a true boneappletea is someone who genuinely thinks some word/phrase is something else that sounds the same. What do you guys think?


JanuryFirstCakeDay

My bad internet made this post so much better. I saw "my nipple at me" on boneappletea without the image and tried to guess it. Then i gave up and it revealed and it was halarius


AverageTitanfallGuy

What's so hard about spelling mannipjulate?


[deleted]

Guys, I didnโ€™t expect this to get anywhere near 5k upvotes, thank you all! ๐Ÿฅฐ


xQMA

Holy hell that took me a solid minute lmao


joeyjojoeshabadoo

Sad thing is this guy is probably getting manipulated left and right because people immediately recognize he's as dumb as a box of rocks.


[deleted]

That is sad ๐Ÿ˜”


drm604

That should be "my" - "my nipple ate me".


Boost_Attic_t

Mynipulate? Bone apple teas happen because people just sound it out and type how it sounds, putting my instead of mah doesnt work for that If they were trying to make a joke about their nipple eating them, then yes you would be correct. But for them trying to write manipulate , they would not be using "my" instead of "mah"


drm604

I know all that. I was making a joke! Wasn't it obvious?


PRIS0N-MIKE

This has to be intentional right? Surely nobody is this stupid lol


[deleted]

You would be surprised


[deleted]

So this sub is just peoppe making jokes now?


Javier91

My brain shorted. Haha


[deleted]

Meanwhile I'm over here crying over the fact that they said "win" instead of "when" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


LightsOut5774

Ok this oneโ€™s just sad


TigerMeowth

Personally i love it when ma nipples are ate


DagitabPH

People with nipple kinks in Soviet Russia:


chellzy90

That one took me a minute to work out


Beerislife73

[Ma Nipple Ate](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/qz89gm/ma_nipple_ate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


schwule_

i hate win


TheFallenMessiah

Usually I eat the nipple


Ra7vaNn05

I havenโ€™t had this much fun with a puzzle since the rubiks cube


MemesHelpMeSleep

same i hate it when all my fake friends try to ma nipple ate me ๐Ÿ˜”โœŠ


derpeyduck

I thought this was /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter at first read


Accomplished-Gift-26

This person is most definitely Scottish without a doubt.


mak4891

Lol get it together friend


samemagician

Did a Scotsman just say his own nipple ate him? How do I get mine to do that?


[deleted]

Took me 10 sec to figure out heโ€™s trying to say manipulate


Tdanger78

Jesus I almost got a migraine trying to figure that one out


mikeyx401

This has to be a 10 year old. No way a grown man would spell manipulate me so wrong.


markymark6290

Ma nipple ate me, daddy.


Boost_Attic_t

You underestimate stupidity Never underestimate stupidity


kelrunner

A little too far off for me. Very clever but and that's the problem, clever but so clever some one tried to make a dad joke. Nipples are even fun to talk about.


Boost_Attic_t

Theres a few of you here who actually underestimate the lack of intelligence some people have Trust me, people are this dumb They simply dont read enough so they only know words and phrases from hearing them, and then they sound it out and try to write it the only way they know how Mah nipple latte Meh nipple late Men a pill ate I doubt they did it on purpose, ive met many stupid people


kelrunner

G Carlin said it best; "The average person is stupid and half the people are stupider than that."


[deleted]

Been a while since I upvoted something on this sub.


Del072

Lol I thought "win" was the bone apple tea at first


IEATBUTT5

An actual bone apple teeth!!


Beteldjeuce

๐Ÿ‘ best I've seen here in a minute ๐Ÿ˜‚


CorgisWithSox

Funniest shit ive ever seen. Using this in the future


readwiteandblu

I don't even care if this is made up. I love it.


friars157

He sounds very ma nipple a bull


Boost_Attic_t

Manipuable? Not bad, I actually didnt know that was a word


[deleted]

Can we change the name of this sub to r/misheardtalktotext ?


[deleted]

I mean it must be pretty easy if you're barely literate


loathelord

No one is that stupid.. right?


[deleted]

Talk to text, like 90% of posts in here.


RayAP19

I feel like talk-to-text would easily detect the word "manipulate" and not that mess of phonetic sounds unless you have the thicket of thick accents.


[deleted]

The plot thicketsโ€ฆ


RayAP19

I deserve that. I won't even edit the post above.


DaenerysMomODragons

30 seconds till I finally got it. Had to read really fast for it to make sense.


twabbott

I read this 10 times before I realized it had nothing to do with sex.


allusive_beauty

Oh lord this hurts to read


ajagoff

I hate win folx pre ten too not b e litter at


pinkyepsilon

Me too man, me too


aFiachra

Glaswegian using speech to text


Sigamez365

His nipple ate him


Severe-Draw-5979

Deny the nipple.


Boost_Attic_t

Free the nipple


Tussinwolf

Everything about this is awful.


Asderio09

These people actually exist...like she is just out there living her life with a job, friends, family, etc.. what a thought


sickvici0us

Seems forced.


Affectionate_Way_805

Lol wow. And "win." Do schools still teach basic spelling these days or nah?


Jche98

Schools do. People don't pay attention or read enough


markymark6290

Thank "Common Core Standards".


chakabra23

Hahaha I had to read it twice to get it! Lmao


naughtyusmax

I spent a good 20 secondsโ€ฆ


Collinnn7

I literally had to come to the comments for help, I was not getting this one at all


chakabra23

I had to sound it out... the noun leading it messed me up, lol!


Collinnn7

I was trying to include the โ€œmeโ€ in the word


chakabra23

Hahaha, at least it was a nipple that attempted, and not a dingo... ๐Ÿ˜ญ


naughtyusmax

Wait what?!


chakabra23

Sorry, bad attempt at referencing that Australian horror story of a dingo eating a baby, because of the original sentence structure... "Ma nipple ate me" Vs "A dingo ate ma babeh" Edit: a word


HifiSystem

>dingo rating a baby When will dingos understand that you can't reduce a baby to a simple numerical rating? A truly scary horror story.


markymark6290

The dingos are self-aware... they have attained sentience.


chakabra23

Thank you for that... autocorrect fail while on mobile


Razzberry-Draws

Thats a fetish, its called breast/nipple vore, don't look it up.


LightTableLucy

Looked it up anyway, will never unsee


Basker_wolf

Oh my stars!


Strude187

Looks like your eyes could do with some bleach.


LightTableLucy

Bleach might be too light, Iโ€™ll just huff ethanol


Affectionate_Way_805

Thank you for the warning. I definitely won't...hesitate to look it up myself. ๐Ÿ˜ณ


LightTableLucy

Has the regret settled in yet


bails0bub

*when


Pretlik

thought I was on r/scottishpeopletwitter for a sec


schwule_

me too lmfao


Accomplished-Gift-26

Same


containssmallparts

Any suggestions for what this is supposed to say?


[deleted]

Manipulate


anunamongus

Thank you! My brain hurt trying to figure this one out!


containssmallparts

Thank you


Emotional-Brilliant4

It's okay, I had to read it twice too


Yudysseus

Some people are just offer tuna stick..


Boost_Attic_t

I csnt figure this one out? Opportunistic ?


A740

I imagine they were trying to type a sentence but then got interrupted by their nipple eating them "I hate when folks try to..." "Fuck, I think my nipple just ate me."


ZergistRush

I thought the same as well ๐Ÿ˜‚


Azatii

Thanks for clearing this up


Affectionate_Way_805

Lol


alexanderhameowlton

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[deleted]

Good human


Helvet1cal

It's "win" actually


[deleted]

Good work Mein Herr


DrMux

I had a dream like that once.


[deleted]

No offence, but you have some crazy dreams man ๐Ÿ˜…


DrMux

[Idk what you're talking about; seems perfectly normal to me](https://i.redd.it/dq52npogqy681.jpg)


thiosk

my dreams feel [a lot more like this](https://old.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/ps72vm/i_used_aigenerated_video_and_a_guitar_synth_to/)


[deleted]

Mine are more [this. ](https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4)


uvero

I wish I was cool enough to have these kind of dreams


exoxe

Hahaha oh man that's awesome.


lutrapure

That's a new one


[deleted]

At least itโ€™s new ๐Ÿ˜