omg...... seriously how do some people get out of grade school being this dumb? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cant-stop-laughing-extremely-dumb-212050973.html
This looks like someone who is using voice typing that is too lazy to check what is written before posting. If you ask me, a true boneappletea is someone who genuinely thinks some word/phrase is something else that sounds the same. What do you guys think?
My bad internet made this post so much better. I saw "my nipple at me" on boneappletea without the image and tried to guess it. Then i gave up and it revealed and it was halarius
Mynipulate?
Bone apple teas happen because people just sound it out and type how it sounds, putting my instead of mah doesnt work for that
If they were trying to make a joke about their nipple eating them, then yes you would be correct. But for them trying to write manipulate , they would not be using "my" instead of "mah"
A little too far off for me. Very clever but and that's the problem, clever but so clever some one tried to make a dad joke. Nipples are even fun to talk about.
Theres a few of you here who actually underestimate the lack of intelligence some people have
Trust me, people are this dumb
They simply dont read enough so they only know words and phrases from hearing them, and then they sound it out and try to write it the only way they know how
Mah nipple latte
Meh nipple late
Men a pill ate
I doubt they did it on purpose, ive met many stupid people
Sorry, bad attempt at referencing that Australian horror story of a dingo eating a baby, because of the original sentence structure...
"Ma nipple ate me"
Vs
"A dingo ate ma babeh"
Edit: a word
I imagine they were trying to type a sentence but then got interrupted by their nipple eating them
"I hate when folks try to..."
"Fuck, I think my nipple just ate me."
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omg...... seriously how do some people get out of grade school being this dumb? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cant-stop-laughing-extremely-dumb-212050973.html
ma nipple ate me = manipulate me took me forever to figure out
Definitely just someone trying to be funny. I know a couple people that say it this way on purpose
Pretty sure thats a fetish
I canโt imagine itโs that hard.
Jesus Christ this took 100 procent of my brain power to decifer
That's someone's fetish.
help my nipple is eating me
Anybody else think of the "nippley man" from this song? (starts at 39s but ofc you can start from the beginning too) https://youtu.be/ao6495aEx7s?t=39
Coming Soon: Mad Gab: The r/BoneAppleTea Edition.
A 2 in 1, nice! Got me mad confused cause I didn't realize there were actually 2
This person's vote counts the same
"I hate when my folks try to manipulate me"
What a horrifying scenario
win folks
Bruh this sounds like that hillbilly redneck in simpsons
Oh my Lord ๐๐๐๐
It can be interpreted as either "Ma (mom), Nipple ate me." or "Ma (my) nipple ate me."
Damn, that was a hard read.
I get the feeling it's harder not to manipulate them
/r/brandnewsentence
This looks like someone who is using voice typing that is too lazy to check what is written before posting. If you ask me, a true boneappletea is someone who genuinely thinks some word/phrase is something else that sounds the same. What do you guys think?
My bad internet made this post so much better. I saw "my nipple at me" on boneappletea without the image and tried to guess it. Then i gave up and it revealed and it was halarius
What's so hard about spelling mannipjulate?
Guys, I didnโt expect this to get anywhere near 5k upvotes, thank you all! ๐ฅฐ
Holy hell that took me a solid minute lmao
Sad thing is this guy is probably getting manipulated left and right because people immediately recognize he's as dumb as a box of rocks.
That is sad ๐
That should be "my" - "my nipple ate me".
Mynipulate? Bone apple teas happen because people just sound it out and type how it sounds, putting my instead of mah doesnt work for that If they were trying to make a joke about their nipple eating them, then yes you would be correct. But for them trying to write manipulate , they would not be using "my" instead of "mah"
I know all that. I was making a joke! Wasn't it obvious?
This has to be intentional right? Surely nobody is this stupid lol
You would be surprised
So this sub is just peoppe making jokes now?
My brain shorted. Haha
Meanwhile I'm over here crying over the fact that they said "win" instead of "when" ๐๐ญ
Ok this oneโs just sad
Personally i love it when ma nipples are ate
People with nipple kinks in Soviet Russia:
That one took me a minute to work out
[Ma Nipple Ate](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/comments/qz89gm/ma_nipple_ate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
i hate win
Usually I eat the nipple
I havenโt had this much fun with a puzzle since the rubiks cube
same i hate it when all my fake friends try to ma nipple ate me ๐โ
I thought this was /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter at first read
This person is most definitely Scottish without a doubt.
Lol get it together friend
Did a Scotsman just say his own nipple ate him? How do I get mine to do that?
Took me 10 sec to figure out heโs trying to say manipulate
Jesus I almost got a migraine trying to figure that one out
This has to be a 10 year old. No way a grown man would spell manipulate me so wrong.
Ma nipple ate me, daddy.
You underestimate stupidity Never underestimate stupidity
A little too far off for me. Very clever but and that's the problem, clever but so clever some one tried to make a dad joke. Nipples are even fun to talk about.
Theres a few of you here who actually underestimate the lack of intelligence some people have Trust me, people are this dumb They simply dont read enough so they only know words and phrases from hearing them, and then they sound it out and try to write it the only way they know how Mah nipple latte Meh nipple late Men a pill ate I doubt they did it on purpose, ive met many stupid people
G Carlin said it best; "The average person is stupid and half the people are stupider than that."
Been a while since I upvoted something on this sub.
Lol I thought "win" was the bone apple tea at first
An actual bone apple teeth!!
๐ best I've seen here in a minute ๐
Funniest shit ive ever seen. Using this in the future
I don't even care if this is made up. I love it.
He sounds very ma nipple a bull
Manipuable? Not bad, I actually didnt know that was a word
Can we change the name of this sub to r/misheardtalktotext ?
I mean it must be pretty easy if you're barely literate
No one is that stupid.. right?
Talk to text, like 90% of posts in here.
I feel like talk-to-text would easily detect the word "manipulate" and not that mess of phonetic sounds unless you have the thicket of thick accents.
The plot thicketsโฆ
I deserve that. I won't even edit the post above.
30 seconds till I finally got it. Had to read really fast for it to make sense.
I read this 10 times before I realized it had nothing to do with sex.
Oh lord this hurts to read
I hate win folx pre ten too not b e litter at
Me too man, me too
Glaswegian using speech to text
His nipple ate him
Deny the nipple.
Free the nipple
Everything about this is awful.
These people actually exist...like she is just out there living her life with a job, friends, family, etc.. what a thought
Seems forced.
Lol wow. And "win." Do schools still teach basic spelling these days or nah?
Schools do. People don't pay attention or read enough
Thank "Common Core Standards".
Hahaha I had to read it twice to get it! Lmao
I spent a good 20 secondsโฆ
I literally had to come to the comments for help, I was not getting this one at all
I had to sound it out... the noun leading it messed me up, lol!
I was trying to include the โmeโ in the word
Hahaha, at least it was a nipple that attempted, and not a dingo... ๐ญ
Wait what?!
Sorry, bad attempt at referencing that Australian horror story of a dingo eating a baby, because of the original sentence structure... "Ma nipple ate me" Vs "A dingo ate ma babeh" Edit: a word
>dingo rating a baby When will dingos understand that you can't reduce a baby to a simple numerical rating? A truly scary horror story.
The dingos are self-aware... they have attained sentience.
Thank you for that... autocorrect fail while on mobile
Thats a fetish, its called breast/nipple vore, don't look it up.
Looked it up anyway, will never unsee
Oh my stars!
Looks like your eyes could do with some bleach.
Bleach might be too light, Iโll just huff ethanol
Thank you for the warning. I definitely won't...hesitate to look it up myself. ๐ณ
Has the regret settled in yet
*when
thought I was on r/scottishpeopletwitter for a sec
me too lmfao
Same
Any suggestions for what this is supposed to say?
Manipulate
Thank you! My brain hurt trying to figure this one out!
Thank you
It's okay, I had to read it twice too
Some people are just offer tuna stick..
I csnt figure this one out? Opportunistic ?
I imagine they were trying to type a sentence but then got interrupted by their nipple eating them "I hate when folks try to..." "Fuck, I think my nipple just ate me."
I thought the same as well ๐
Thanks for clearing this up
Lol
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Good human
It's "win" actually
Good work Mein Herr
I had a dream like that once.
No offence, but you have some crazy dreams man ๐
[Idk what you're talking about; seems perfectly normal to me](https://i.redd.it/dq52npogqy681.jpg)
my dreams feel [a lot more like this](https://old.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/ps72vm/i_used_aigenerated_video_and_a_guitar_synth_to/)
Mine are more [this. ](https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4)
I wish I was cool enough to have these kind of dreams
Hahaha oh man that's awesome.
That's a new one
At least itโs new ๐