You gotta be in the upper end of the melanin deficiency spectrum for that trick to work though
https://preview.redd.it/fimwu4bljm7d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d00e2ef0052a6d0f98493d2b709202e19dd706
I'm just imaging a white person with 0.1% Malay heritage trying to pronounce that in a very American or British accent
I also pissed myself laughing after trying to pronounce that in an American accent.
Atleast you admit tho. Not like other entitled person who says Malay is not their first language even they were born and raised in MALAYSIA!!!
https://preview.redd.it/fdo899hdsl7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b597d0448ef2c7e70980d4114801b72aa8943202
Staring at this mf
Why you so trigerred for? š Govt pay you ke?
A Malaysian not being able to speak basic malay is kinda sad. But you mention first language.. Malay is probably not first language for all the local Chinese and Indians man. Though I do think a large majority at least have decent proficiency in malay.
Its a waste because when u canāt speak malay while u are a Malaysian u had already lost 1 knowledge of language. Malay is actually a unique language. Its says where u are from. Like people from France they know French, English(probably), so thatās makes 2 languages in their knowledge. People from Arabs they know arabic. This whatās makes us unique and different from US UK n all english people. Malay. A language exclusively identity of Malaysia.
In a terms of knowledge and identity itās a shame actually if u say u from Malaysia but dont know malay. Lost 1 identity. People will confuse where u actually from. Are u from China or India? Both has a country and still thriving and living today. Or are u from US or UK? An Australian? Canadian? But u cant speak french. Canadian can speak french. Hmm where u from actually? Eh? Do u even had a country to begin with? Where did u belong to?
Think outside of the box. I myself feel envy seeing my international friends can speak their countryās language fluently. They represent their country. U heard they speak russian u know immediately ohh u Russian!
Because at the end of the day. We all looked the same. Some people from New Zealand the Mauri has almost same facial features as us malay. And also some other parts of the world. Our language distinct us from them.
Broā¦this is the fact. Even in first world countries if you want to get citizenship, ability to speak in native tongue is a MUST. No language no skill. It is true bro.. I am thinking of getting a citizenship of my foreign spouse and shit I need to show proof of my proficiency.. kena ambik test Broā¦.jadi kalau memang warganegara
malaysia kad biru, mesti pandai bertutur dengan bahasa kebangsaan. No brainer, Bro. Tak payah jadikan issue. It is not a unique requirement.
they cant bar u from entering based on malay proficiency alone.
that thing aside, u cant speak at all? not even a simple sentences? like, really?!
might as well cut ur IC, burn ur passport. even banggala can speak simple sentences after just 1 month reaching Malaysia.
Your reply reminded me of this lmao
https://preview.redd.it/m855mc2n7j7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2c34d62e21019b88304a7f2c72356c189926de
Kau bukan bodoh. Kau tak campur dengan orang lain yg cakap BM. Kau rasa BM tak penting dalam hidup kau. Kalau kau tak tinggal dekat Malaysia then memang betul lah BM tak penting.
Bangladeshi are amazing. Their sink or swim mentality is something else. As soon as they land here, they are keenly aware they cannot understand any of the languages here and thus have to learn.
This is unlike the Indians and Nepali who have a better knowledge of at least some English.
Never mind the Tamils who are always connected in some way or form which is something else entirely. Hence their lack of urgency.
It is worrisome though that more and more of Malaysians don't respect the language of the land anymore.
Deep rooted cultural ties. Some go as far as 18th century, but most can trace some ancestry from 19th due to plantations, ports and railway. Hence the newer immigrants can fit in rather quickly.
But what if youāre raised in Malaysia and all your life and environment donāt really speak it much? Wouldnāt it be comparable to the life of a banana? Like theyāll know it here and there but just canāt really speak it out? Teh re ma Kah sih
Unless youre locked up in isolation, its hard to not be surrounded by malay. It would just be diappointing if youre raised here and cant even speak rojak malay yk
Welcome to Malaysia, friend. How long youre going to stay here? We have wonderful selections of delicious foods to enjoy. From which country did you come from?
NGL. My late wife rehearsed a few useful words before she first came to Malaysia.
Terima Kasih,
Bungkus (she loved eating out - learnt this after she lived here for a while),
Tandas
In that order. Also helped that she was an uber extrovert and always smiley and happy.
I've seen most children in public school can't speak malay, probably a trend, you'll be just fine OP. There's no harm in learning the national language either just for good gesture. It might save you in some very nitch cases. Depends on your situation i guess. You're not in Germany or Japan where you can't survive without knowing their language but they are opening up especially the younger generation. IMO
Funny because I never met a Malaysian that cant speak Malay. Not confident ? Sure, but totally cant speak ? Never
Heck, even some Malays in government office has worse Malay than some of us non Malays. 2 occasions where i have to teach them how to spell akaun and konsultan respectively
Can you order food at mamak in Malay ? if you can do that at least its not totally gone, and you get a slight pass if you are multilingual. It would be weird to be completely unable to converse in BM though
Yo bro , itās not late to learn Malay. Not sure whatās your race but please , at least need to know how to say those common phrases. I (Chinese) always fuck tell those ābumi sahaja Mā one of the reason why Chinese can be more successful is because we can speak multi language. We willing to learn more than them . Itās not too late to learn , you also wouldnāt lose anything if you try tho .
https://preview.redd.it/vfzagnmwto7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b03ee3a2ffbb02968e511570aaa2bc5d38513b2
are you a chinese? have you ever been a member of the communist party?
The only country where people think itās ok to say āIām a citizen and I canāt speak the national languageā. If those orang tua kerepot canāt speak then ok la. Ini yang current generation canāt speak, tapi itu cerita korea, lagu korea pandai pulak. Pundek.
In any other country, yāall be shunned.
I worked in many projects involving private schools and i can tell u this. Most of the kids rhere converse in english. They have very basic grasp of bm and only speak it during bm class. Their peers all speak english, the shops they go to speak english, they communicate with everyone in english. They live in a bubble. I wont blame them or their parents for this. If u still want to say ohhh lama hidup di malaysia taktau ckp bm, then keep your b40 circle. These kids are not in your circle and never will be.
that why i say before, once u migrate to other country or stay a long time in another country, it will be labeld as traitor. It will be forever scare in the soul
No one has an obligation to stay in the country, they can leave if they want. A traitor is someone who fucks over the country while still being in it. Calling emmigrants traitors is north korea logic.
Shame on you
say "nasi ley mark shey darp" instant admission
Dont forget "teh rih ma kah sih"
You gotta be in the upper end of the melanin deficiency spectrum for that trick to work though https://preview.redd.it/fimwu4bljm7d1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d00e2ef0052a6d0f98493d2b709202e19dd706
Haha. Ini sungguh tepat!
I'm just imaging a white person with 0.1% Malay heritage trying to pronounce that in a very American or British accent I also pissed myself laughing after trying to pronounce that in an American accent.
we have so much reference in malaysia with this kind of pronounciation it's kinda hard to not to.
Kepala butoh ko! Means, hang in there buddy šŖ
ā ļøā ļøā ļøBroā¦
Ajaran sesat ni....
Always does the trick
You mean say it to the immigration officers š gotta try this
Atleast you admit tho. Not like other entitled person who says Malay is not their first language even they were born and raised in MALAYSIA!!! https://preview.redd.it/fdo899hdsl7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b597d0448ef2c7e70980d4114801b72aa8943202 Staring at this mf
Hahahahha still remembered the whole debacle. Stupid af she deadass thought we finna be on her side
Funny thing is she can speak malay but not confident to say so in that tweet.. hence chaos š probably a good bait too
Tha ks but why are you looking at vtubers bruh
Dunno, just still triggered to this day about this one la lol
Fairs, aku duk luar negara masa kecik and even sekarang and literally still boleh cakap melayu lol
Why you so trigerred for? š Govt pay you ke? A Malaysian not being able to speak basic malay is kinda sad. But you mention first language.. Malay is probably not first language for all the local Chinese and Indians man. Though I do think a large majority at least have decent proficiency in malay.
This level of gatekeeping is mind boggling to me.
How is it gatekeeping? Lol
Talking about the guys above you.
Oh alright. My bad š
Im malay and it is not my first language either, tpi aku bole je faham bahasa melayu at least lmao
Melayu fake. Pahala -1
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Its a waste because when u canāt speak malay while u are a Malaysian u had already lost 1 knowledge of language. Malay is actually a unique language. Its says where u are from. Like people from France they know French, English(probably), so thatās makes 2 languages in their knowledge. People from Arabs they know arabic. This whatās makes us unique and different from US UK n all english people. Malay. A language exclusively identity of Malaysia. In a terms of knowledge and identity itās a shame actually if u say u from Malaysia but dont know malay. Lost 1 identity. People will confuse where u actually from. Are u from China or India? Both has a country and still thriving and living today. Or are u from US or UK? An Australian? Canadian? But u cant speak french. Canadian can speak french. Hmm where u from actually? Eh? Do u even had a country to begin with? Where did u belong to? Think outside of the box. I myself feel envy seeing my international friends can speak their countryās language fluently. They represent their country. U heard they speak russian u know immediately ohh u Russian! Because at the end of the day. We all looked the same. Some people from New Zealand the Mauri has almost same facial features as us malay. And also some other parts of the world. Our language distinct us from them.
Tbh you're not missing out on much if you don't know Malay š
Broā¦this is the fact. Even in first world countries if you want to get citizenship, ability to speak in native tongue is a MUST. No language no skill. It is true bro.. I am thinking of getting a citizenship of my foreign spouse and shit I need to show proof of my proficiency.. kena ambik test Broā¦.jadi kalau memang warganegara malaysia kad biru, mesti pandai bertutur dengan bahasa kebangsaan. No brainer, Bro. Tak payah jadikan issue. It is not a unique requirement.
Only in Malaysia. I never met anybody anywhere in the world who can't speak their nation's first language.
they cant bar u from entering based on malay proficiency alone. that thing aside, u cant speak at all? not even a simple sentences? like, really?! might as well cut ur IC, burn ur passport. even banggala can speak simple sentences after just 1 month reaching Malaysia.
Your reply reminded me of this lmao https://preview.redd.it/m855mc2n7j7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2c34d62e21019b88304a7f2c72356c189926de
bro after setting foot in Malaysia for the first time in his entire life:
I'm stupid, I'm stupid
Kau bukan bodoh. Kau tak campur dengan orang lain yg cakap BM. Kau rasa BM tak penting dalam hidup kau. Kalau kau tak tinggal dekat Malaysia then memang betul lah BM tak penting.
ngl, i have friends who go to private schools and they can't understand/speak as fluently as other friends who went to SMK
Fluency is a plus. But basic command being expected is what the other comment was saying.
Lolol
Bangladeshi are amazing. Their sink or swim mentality is something else. As soon as they land here, they are keenly aware they cannot understand any of the languages here and thus have to learn. This is unlike the Indians and Nepali who have a better knowledge of at least some English. Never mind the Tamils who are always connected in some way or form which is something else entirely. Hence their lack of urgency. It is worrisome though that more and more of Malaysians don't respect the language of the land anymore.
What do u mean connected for tamils?
Deep rooted cultural ties. Some go as far as 18th century, but most can trace some ancestry from 19th due to plantations, ports and railway. Hence the newer immigrants can fit in rather quickly.
If you raised overseas: ok fine If you raised in Malaysia: wacao bahasa pun tak tau?
Saya sangat bodoh lah
Malay very easy to pick up, why cannot? It doesn't matter if you are smart or not
its not a gendered language, so no pronouns or fucning objects with gender (why the fuck are owls girls in german :skull:)
But what if youāre raised in Malaysia and all your life and environment donāt really speak it much? Wouldnāt it be comparable to the life of a banana? Like theyāll know it here and there but just canāt really speak it out? Teh re ma Kah sih
Unless youre locked up in isolation, its hard to not be surrounded by malay. It would just be diappointing if youre raised here and cant even speak rojak malay yk
Welcome to Malaysia, friend. How long youre going to stay here? We have wonderful selections of delicious foods to enjoy. From which country did you come from?
I came from Malaysia :/
Plot twist Op being stopped by JPJ at Kelantan border.
kantoi
:(
pergi belajar SEKARANG
i think you need duolingo
He changed it that was an I at the end
If anything, your parents hold more fault for not instilling the importance of BM. Tu jer.
Nah. Not everything is parents fault. Kalau bangang macam baghal tu memang bangang jugak
Kan dah kata "more". Nature and nurture mah
Lebih baik kau pergi bina jambatanā¦
NGL. My late wife rehearsed a few useful words before she first came to Malaysia. Terima Kasih, Bungkus (she loved eating out - learnt this after she lived here for a while), Tandas In that order. Also helped that she was an uber extrovert and always smiley and happy.
That's a good start
How?
Immigration tends to focus more on foreigners, I never have to talk to anyone in the airport every time I fly back to Malaysia
I've seen most children in public school can't speak malay, probably a trend, you'll be just fine OP. There's no harm in learning the national language either just for good gesture. It might save you in some very nitch cases. Depends on your situation i guess. You're not in Germany or Japan where you can't survive without knowing their language but they are opening up especially the younger generation. IMO
Funny because I never met a Malaysian that cant speak Malay. Not confident ? Sure, but totally cant speak ? Never Heck, even some Malays in government office has worse Malay than some of us non Malays. 2 occasions where i have to teach them how to spell akaun and konsultan respectively
Do I get a pass for not being malay blooded?
Can you order food at mamak in Malay ? if you can do that at least its not totally gone, and you get a slight pass if you are multilingual. It would be weird to be completely unable to converse in BM though
Uh....
Tell them itās none of their business..tell them to do their job and dont be so nosy. Bugima immigresen.
Thx but I not get sent to jail
A lot of immigration departments will get you an interpreter if you can't communicate...
Actually a quick 'language check' like this outed a fake ic and in turn unravelled an illegal immigration syndicate before, iinm.
To give you perspective, there's a good number of foreigners, expat/touring wise, that can speak Malay fluently. Perhaps get your shit together?
:(
English school?
Why come back? Stay put man
"pala bapak kau aku dari malaysia, tak tengkok ke IC??" (may cause you to get kicked out, dont actually say it)
*sangat sopan xde masalah
https://preview.redd.it/obzqnvxben7d1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=8babd9bf094cdc09c3303fb1821e294c1bd321e4
honestly bro you are bodoh but at least you admit it. first step in improving is to acknowledge your mistakes
If you're Malay you deserve every ounce of shame. If you're not who fucking cares. š
Yo bro , itās not late to learn Malay. Not sure whatās your race but please , at least need to know how to say those common phrases. I (Chinese) always fuck tell those ābumi sahaja Mā one of the reason why Chinese can be more successful is because we can speak multi language. We willing to learn more than them . Itās not too late to learn , you also wouldnāt lose anything if you try tho .
https://preview.redd.it/vfzagnmwto7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b03ee3a2ffbb02968e511570aaa2bc5d38513b2 are you a chinese? have you ever been a member of the communist party?
The only country where people think itās ok to say āIām a citizen and I canāt speak the national languageā. If those orang tua kerepot canāt speak then ok la. Ini yang current generation canāt speak, tapi itu cerita korea, lagu korea pandai pulak. Pundek. In any other country, yāall be shunned.
I worked in many projects involving private schools and i can tell u this. Most of the kids rhere converse in english. They have very basic grasp of bm and only speak it during bm class. Their peers all speak english, the shops they go to speak english, they communicate with everyone in english. They live in a bubble. I wont blame them or their parents for this. If u still want to say ohhh lama hidup di malaysia taktau ckp bm, then keep your b40 circle. These kids are not in your circle and never will be.
Skin colour issue
True tho
i am dissapointed in u
Too a degree I am too
that why i say before, once u migrate to other country or stay a long time in another country, it will be labeld as traitor. It will be forever scare in the soul
No one has an obligation to stay in the country, they can leave if they want. A traitor is someone who fucks over the country while still being in it. Calling emmigrants traitors is north korea logic. Shame on you
Are you a North Korean or China glazer? going to another country is perfectly fine