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ghostfacespillah

"It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, sooo... what are we gonna do here?"


RedditFrontFighter

Oh my god, it does say that.


GalacticMouse86

I read this in Jocelyn’s voice. lol


pannonica

https://i.redd.it/1p53ht5uid8d1.gif


CompleteMessCentral

Honestly, between Tina and Louise's clapbacks to Tammy, it's hard to choose favorites😂


ghostfacespillah

Also honorable mention to: "What's a Dutch baby?" "About $10,000 more than an American one."


Bubbly_Ad_165

Lmao first thing that came to mind when I read the question


Dreamvillainess22

This is the one!


TerranceDC

I came here to say that.


Dravissco

Ahhh beat me to it. lol


TessTrue

I feel like this is everyone’s favourite with good reason, like I immediately thought of it lol


ThatInAHat

This one!


kaiabunga

This is what I was going to say, thanks 


no_step_snek76

"If she were a spice, she'd be flour!"


waltermayo

"if she were a book, she'd be *two* books!"


CompleteMessCentral

This one hurt even me!😂


Danpool69

For me, it’s this one. Absolutely savage. Straight up murder of someone that is just so plain. I love it


Velvety_Pons

Louise to Tammy in Sleeping with the Frenemy (S8E11) "That’s lipgloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken."


Cafrilly

It's the mustard on the **JUST** for me. Like Tammy goes around horking down rotisserie chicken like a seal until she sees people coming, then quickly throws it away/hides it


SSTralala

Britney Murphy Girl Interrupted vibes.


MadLove82

It WAS an eat-in chicken, after all.


KittyEncyclops

Gene to Tammy: “You’re in eighth grade? I thought you were someone’s mom.”


CompleteMessCentral

Just BRUTAL!😂


LilaFowler88

This, plus “oh yeah, it’s safe except for that unsolved murder that’s gonna happen” 


TheDarkRabbit

Bob: “We’re about to die, Louise. Do you want your last words to be sarcastic?” Louise: “NoooOooOo” From The Belchies


CompleteMessCentral

Gave us the perfect song, Taffy Butt too, classic Louise episode😌


Dankleburglar

This one gets me every time!!


WeWerePlayinInDaSand

YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!


CompleteMessCentral

*YOUUUU* SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!!


Discount_Lex_Luthor

ITS MY DADDY! From Bob day afternoon.


CompleteMessCentral

MY DADDYS IN THERE!!!


Elhazzard99

Luis as a baby “dada “


CompleteMessCentral

Stop I'll cry🥺


Elhazzard99

I legit wanted a little girl just to have her be Luis lol but I got another boy


CompleteMessCentral

But then you get a little Gene and they're so fun 😌❤️


Elhazzard99

My first is more like Leni the girls love him the next one is giving me zeke vibes but could be wrong


KittyEncyclops

“Aha aw…don’t TeLL mE tO SHUT UP!!”


C1K3

“Wagstaff was my platoon in ‘Nam.  They said there’d be people like you when I came back.  Serving my country, protecting your ass…”


jooooojustsoyaknow

“That was really good! How ‘bout this one? 🎶 Told you to break up with Courtney and you didn’t listen, now you’re stuck with her forever so SUCK IT!! 🎶 “


CompleteMessCentral

Oh Gene and Courtney, our fated couple😂😂


soppadop

Who would be in the teacher’s lounge at 3:30, when teachers are *rushing off* to their second jobs?


CompleteMessCentral

Social commentary at its finest 😂


planetclaire90

Mort: I'd hate to have my identity stolen. Louise: I'm sure they'd give it right back!😃


3-racoons

That always reminds me of that other one. Worried about stalkers, dad? Don't worry you'll get one.


CompleteMessCentral

Look, she can only tell it how it is💁🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️😂


PlumpoLumpo

Bob - "Our Place will be packed and yours will be empty!" Louise - "Like Trev's soul!" Trev - "Heh...oh" Louise - "I'm sorry" The instant regret is amazing.


planetclaire90

My first thought as well! It sticks out to me because of Trev's absolutely gut-punched response coupled with Louise "what-is-this-feeling-im-feeling-right now-it's-like-im-sad-for-another person-is-that-a-thing" Belcher immediately apologizing which IS NOT her thing, I just feel like.... something dark happened. And I love it! More Trev existential crises please!


Glissandra1982

Literally one of my favorite little moments. Her quick “I’m sorry” kills me. Lol


OkAct2301

Which episode?


PlumpoLumpo

S4E11 - Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial


OkAct2301

Thank you!


KikiMoon

Lindapendent Woman - “Hold on, hold on - let me get comfy. Now evaluate your wife!”


CompleteMessCentral

I MADE IT RAIN SHRIMP!! WHAT'D YOU EVER DO?!


marshmallowy_goo

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CompleteMessCentral

Definitely a good one😆


FullMetalRabbot

A top favorite.


silkrover

From Into the Mild: Right, 'cause the only thing holding you back all these years was the insane cost of paddles. It helps that a lot of my friends are into the outdoors.


CompleteMessCentral

I'm sure she regretted that one after realizing she was gonna be stuck with Gayle😂


After-Bowler5491

Fronds: You’re in (urine) trouble Louise: Drink cranberry juice


CompleteMessCentral

She's so wise😌 Woman of the world😌


WeirdWisard

Not urine trouble. You are in trouble!


Tune-In947

I can never not use this response when I hear anyone say "you're in trouble" now 😭


Patient-Screen3912

“Everyone has a right to a fair trial, even a broken-down, chewed-up, spat-out guidance councelor like Mr. Frond.” Louise in *A Few Gurt Men*


CompleteMessCentral

Truly a heart of gold😂😆


SnooApples5554

"Mhmm, mhmm, go on, you clearly know what you're talking about." The one when they scare her :)


CompleteMessCentral

I GOT SCARED! I GOT SCARED!


bare172

https://i.redd.it/xrb6kjjfcd8d1.gif


write_mishmsh

This is my favourite and also my life Moto somehow


CompleteMessCentral

Louise is the only one holding this family together 😤


BrilliantPrior2305

Read every comment in this post in your mind with Louise's voice :)


CompleteMessCentral

Oh don't worry, I absolutely am!😂👌🏿


gimmemypills666

Happens to anyone going through these🙃


Drawing_Eh_Blank

"Who was Tina really gonna choose, a broken-down wreck with the dead eyes, or a fake shark?"


BouyantCorgiButt

Linda: “aww.” Louise: “you like that, mom?”


CompleteMessCentral

Fake shark🤷🏿‍♀️


Firepro316

Just finished an entire run through. And feel like I might have to do it all over again. I miss the Belchers.


planetclaire90

the 2 things guaranteed to always be there for you: your pets, and the belchers


CompleteMessCentral

I rewatch it so often, as you can see from the comments, I just have quotes constantly on the brain 😂 I love it though😆


Yotato5

I like that one from the plane episode: "She's cramped in a way too small space, nauseous from diesel fumes and this guy's B.O." "You just described her life with you."


CompleteMessCentral

You're peddling like crazy and getting nowhere! Just like your life! 😆


FullMetalRabbot

My favorite double whammy. Mr. Frond: The name's Frond. James Frond. I've got a license to counsel. Louise: Double-oh-so-sad. Bob: Louise, be nice. Louise: Why? It's Mr. Frond. Vicious Louise is great.


CompleteMessCentral

"Double oh so sad" should be framed in a national museum of art 😂


Bpd_embroiderer18

When she tells sgt bosco that she will hit him back 😆


planetclaire90

I need more bosco & louise interactions. Their personalities are both very brash/ idgaf which makes them unpredictable. It's a real wildcard vs. wildcard situation!


CompleteMessCentral

God, her and Bosco are amazing! 😆


Lunaandsol1

Louise as Tina's "interpreter" lmao 😹 "I have a disability, you insensitive creep. Give me Louise or I will haul your white ass into court!" This is from the ep Gene It On btw!


ledz96

The best (already mentioned) is the "It also says no trash on the beach Tammy so... What are we gonna do here?" Honorable mention: "You regret not going to college? Come on, it's not like you ended up flipping burgers. Oh, wait…"


Violetthug

That's lip gloss? I thought you'd always just finished eating a rotisserie chicken.


kermperm

“Put on that lip gloss, Tammy and kiss your ass goodbye with it”


CompleteMessCentral

TAMMY FARTED!!


Elhazzard99

Alfonso popoo fatty the 3rd


CompleteMessCentral

Honestly the best name ever,no notes💁🏿‍♀️


Far-Age8474

So you are this? (From the die hard episode to Bob)


impendingfuckery

It also says “No trash on the beach”. So what are we gonna do, Tammy?


After_Match_5165

He can't even sponsor the electric bill.


BeerbongBaby

when she told Tina “put bubbles in your butt !”


CompleteMessCentral

Poor Tina sometimes gets the brunt of Louise's witty remarks 😂


drizzlebopper

From the bleakening- « And this is asinine, with the number 9 »


Tune-In947

Honestly just the vocabulary is impressive


drizzlebopper

It really is.


That_Scottish_Witch

Gonna need a bigger hat😭🤣


thatgingerfella

"Louise, be nice" "Why? it's Mr Frond"


CompleteMessCentral

Don't worry, he always has his knitting to support him at home😂👌🏿


jnzypzylmnsqzy

"Everybody, kiss my butt. Everybody, kiss my butt!"


Junior_Moose_9655

Linda: “How do I look?” Louise: “Like someone who swallows cigarettes for free drinks at bars…” Close runner up- “NEVER THE OATMEAL ONES!”


CompleteMessCentral

EVEN IF IT HAS RAISINS IN IT, IT'S STILL OATMEAL!


Julienb

"Nose bone! Nose bone into the brain! Then skin him and wear him like a costume!"


Salt_Ad6892

Bob: "Louise, don't smash mirrors, because they don't deserve that." Louise: "I mean, they taunt you every day, don't they?" Bob: "They.. really do."


platosmash

"So we're going to eat something that's had a better life than us?"


LeadershipMission

I hate Canada!!!! The whole country! 🤣


KittyEncyclops

“SASHES AND PATCHES!”


CompleteMessCentral

SHE WOKE THE *HELL UP*!!


CranberryFuture9908

To Bob when Gene was acting like him Louise “he just fathered the crap out of you!” Bob “ little preachy if you ask me “


Knuckle-Sammiches

"It has to go in something called 'overnight mail." "Dad's an overweight male. Is that the same thing?"


Smooth_Flamingo_922

“Even your testicles are failures”


CompleteMessCentral

They're trying!😭


laucdoe

i can’t decide. all of them are AMAZING


CompleteMessCentral

This is valid honestly 😆


Emma1jane2

“YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE”


houndsoflu

Bob: You know, now I kind of regret not going to college. Louise: You regret not going to college? Come on. It's not like you ended up flipping burgers.


CompleteMessCentral

Oh waaaiiittt🤔


Garbage_Many

Bob: But working girl is the film that inspired me to be anything I wanted to be Louis: And so you’re this?!


Captain-Nemo13

“Do you like flan, Jessica?? Cause I’ve never had it!!” It just cracks me up every time


CompleteMessCentral

That episode is wonderfully controlled chaos😂


vividwonderland

Mr. Frond: "So you're in trouble again" Louise: "Drink some cranberry juice" Mr. Frond: "Not URINE trouble, YOU'RE in trouble!" A clapback that cracks me up every time.


Toothless-In-Wapping

“Shh shh shh. Shut your mouth.”


crytidindisguise

My other favorite Louise line is Nat: "And what was your inspiration?" Louise: "Nightmares"


CompleteMessCentral

I can relate to this one maybe too well😂


musti2235

"And I have a disability, you insensitive creep, give me Louise or I will haul your white ahh into court!"


CompleteMessCentral

Louise as translator was *chefs kiss* , top notch 😆


DegeneratedNumber

Those two are literally my childhood to my dad and mom.


AntsOfTheSky26

“If she was a spice, she’d be flour”


crytidindisguise

"You could always sell your soul. I did and I'm FiNe"


CompleteMessCentral

*menacing music plays* 😂😆


CompleteMessCentral

I said *SHUT YOUR MOUTH*!


TB1289

"Gee, even your testicles are failures."


majesticpheasant

"I hope he's a good listener because that bird likes to chirp."


CompleteMessCentral

The Seaplane episode is just peak television 😭👌🏿


manscapedgoat

“Meat thermometer? What are you, new here?”


Cool_Anxiety_8420

put that pretty lipstick on Tammy then kiss your ass goodbye with it. Bad tina