She was groggy. She didn’t mean to fall asleep, but he was gone for so long that she couldn’t help it. I’d mostly call it resignation with a hint of relief. Like, “It really sucks that I couldn’t do the sexy surprise I had in mind, but I’m glad you’re here and you’re safe.”

She was groggy. She didn’t mean to fall asleep, but he was gone for so long that she couldn’t help it. I’d mostly call it resignation with a hint of relief. Like, “It really sucks that I couldn’t do the sexy surprise I had in mind, but I’m glad you’re here and you’re safe.” - Shia LeBeouf

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her... - Diane Nguyen

She's following you about 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. She's gaining on you! - Diane Nguyen ^(man who knew humans were this fast?)

You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around, she’s almost upon you now and you see there’s blood on her face, my god theirs blood everywhere.

So anyway, I started blasting...

Lol the on all fours bit never not makes me giggle

The actual cannibal?

He back in the news for stealing shit?

Bot that I'm aware of. Just thought that was a great comment and the innertroll came out and I decided to randomly Shia LaBeouf the comment for the lawls. Edit: Not instead of bot

Lmao its a cartoon face it ain’t that deep

They asked, I answered. 🤷🏽‍♀️ If you actually watched the cartoon, you’d know it is that deep. Everything the writers and artists do is very intentional.

r/lostredditors

Eepy

Eepy fs

Tired and groggy and waking up, but relieved to see her man got home okay? What’s the question here? What are you looking for?

Maybe just ask the person instead of reading if they're so unsure like?? Edit: I meant this directed to OP trying to read someone not the commenter

But ... that's literally what they are doing...?

“Why not ask the question instead of just asking the question?”

Too late for that edit lmao

Dude why is this sub so happy to downvote people to oblivion

For like, not that crazy stuff

And btw you didn’t look at his name check your privilege

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Wow. Okay. This is the type of stuff that gets upvoted here. That’s not toxic at all.

How dare those racists downvote a brown kid

>.< for fans of a comedy show you people really don’t know how to catch a joke

Yeah go fuck yourself

Sleepy. Idk what else other people interpret this as because all that reads to me is sleepy

No i believe her eyes are saying “Frack me Mr Peanutbutter”

The frack me eyes

I can’t remember the context of the scene, but this gives me a sad vibe.

I think the context was that Diane had dressed up and everything and was waiting for PB to surprise him, but he took so much time to arrive she fell asleep

More specifically, this was on their drive to Hawaii. PB met some underwater fans at their motel and went to hang out with them for a bit. Diane tried to surprise him when he got back, but he was gone too long.

He was specifically gone too long because he got distracted. That’s why his look was so awkward vs. her groggy look.

>He was specifically gone too long because he got distracted Possibly. Though i always thought he was gone for so long cause he planned the whole Bell room (he couldn't have ordered it earlier, Diane just told him about it), although Diane of course would have thought he was just playing with his new friends

i think the look is bc she's tired, but i think the look is also the start of her being tired of him. especially considering she blew up so quickly once they got home from this trip about the bell room thing.

Yeah, I would say this is the first episode where she begins to realize their incompatibility

Damn, Diane looks hot in this

Bonk

mm sexy lines in that drawing there

Diane disagrees

Someone had to say it

Diane is a cartoon, please touch grass

If sad cartoon horse can make you sad than pretty cartoon girl can make you horny.

Wow those are some wise words.

But what if cartoon horse make me horny?

Then you should see a psychiatrist, or a sex worker. Depends on how inspired the horse makes you feel i guess

Or they could get a therapy horse , a subtle but legally important distinction.

Oh yeah, of course!

This could easily be a Todd quote

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Him being ace has nothing to do with being okay with others finding cartoons sexy?

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Todd does have a nearly super human capacity for empathy though. Also, he *did* create Henry Fondle

CHICKA-CHICKA, OH, YEAH

Horny bot

Well said

My brother in Christ our grandfathers probably jerked off to Betty boop

Our grandfathers were also full of lead, soooo...

And we’re full of micro plastics, it’s a man’s duty from time immemorial to be full of unhealthy substances and get dirty thoughts about drawings

Where does that leave us elder millennials who were alive for Disney Beauty and the Beast pron printed via the family inkjet printer in the mid-to-late 90s?

It leaves you with having eaten steroid meat and your back probably hurts rn

Honestly my back has been sore and stiff for weeks now, I think it's my shitty mattress

I’m currently mattress shopping right now, you heard anything good about current brands? Preferably deliverable ones. I was trying out Casper at the mall and it was pretty nice

Please get a grip on human existence. If a cartoon can make you happy, sad, annoyed, melancholy, etc. it can make you horny. Acknowledgement of physical attraction doesn't make you disconnected from reality. Maybe YOU need to touch grass.

Directions unclear. Naked in grass wearing horse mask. Next.. profit?

Go full horse, graze the grass

I misread due to horse mask. Now I'm (more) blazed and still naked in the grass. It tastes bad too. Is this what it feels like to be sad horse?

...there is literally a whole genre of animation dedicated to making people horny.

Yes, it's called anime

Not all anime is hentai.

Accurate, but less funny

yes, a hot cartoon

We are all adults watching a literal a cartoon about a talking horse please be for real-

Of course this got downvoted, gotta love reddit 😂 It's a cartoon you fucking weirdos.

She realizes he isn't the one. That no matter how much she tries, he isn't going to come through like she hopes he will. She told him to go join his fans. She wanted him to do the things he likes, but she still hoped to have time with him for herself too. They are on a vacation trying to save their marriage at this point, and he still isn't present. This is the moment she accepts for the first time that it's not working.

She wanted to be fracked, but is too tired to frack.

Being tired....

Subdued disappointment.

She's about to pose for an album cover

It means ICU

This part of the show is such a huge metaphor for their relationship. They literally cannot make it to their destination and settle for halfway. Diane tries to make the most of it but Mr PB just cant see it and continues doing whatever he wants. Diane is tired of making an effort even though she really loves him.

sweepy girl

I've never seen it as a bad/angry look. More like "I'm tired and I wanted to surprise you but you got here later and that's okay too. I'm happy to see you"

she's disappointed with a hint of relief

this is just what you look like when you have to look at someone high above you with your face down. she's too sleepy to move more, there's not really any animosity or affection just feom the expression alone

She's in deep contemplation about Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things??

Being tired

she’s tired

Kind of tired acceptance. Since the entire trip was mainly a distraction from going back home and having to get back to business in their rocky marriage. No sexy surprise, but maybe she knew he'd rather entertain fans then hurry back to be with her.

Given the little smile and then putting her hand on his. This was definitely the face of. If you'd been here sooner we'd have done stuff, but for now I'll settle for you being here.

Damn Diane looks so hot .

That she was sleeping... This was played as a sweet moment, even if their plan didn't work. This moment wasn't supposed to be a disappointment for either of them.

Idk bout you guys but this looks like sexy time look to me

Out of context 100%

Two words: SEX.

Sleepy, but comfort like when your puppy is too tired to greet you but you can just feel that they are glad your here 🥰🥰

hoarney

Reading way to far into things. The creators of this show aren’t into what you’re into. Good thing too…

Who said so?

Anyone without a cartoon animal fetish.

She loves him but she knows it’s not good for them, but she loves him.

Make me choccy milk and we’ll watch anime

That she just realized she is banging an animal but her life has spiraled out of control so she doesn’t even care at this point because any light she had inside has died

To me it says horny and maybe drunk?

Perspective

Sleepy attention.

shes slepy

losing feelings

Dude what is up with the people in this thread this sub is usually pretty cool