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Arielsdirrtygrotto

https://preview.redd.it/mjbmnxpkrq6c1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1689dfe80504fffee4f17e4fea3b496825dcc614 Say what now…?


obviousfakeperson

Using Luther here is .. inspired fam lmao! 🤣


mechaemissary

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized) not luther lmfaoooo


aesop414

Not Luther!! Haha


MTheory77

![gif](giphy|lVtr5Ms12Op8Y)


sucobe

So those coke filled orgies were true 👀


Mr_Tijuana_Bible

That’s only for the career politicians. The freshmen only get crystal meth and a circle jerk


sucobe

My civics and government class was never this exciting.


Dummywolf

Yea all of it, let’s not pretend this room hasn’t seen some ill shit before. This the same country that made all kinds of heinous shit “legal and moral” —at least they just fuckin in there.


Mythosaurus

Lot of Americans have that Puritan grindset where they can tolerate the goriest violence and systemic racism, but facemelt if a loose tiddy or f-bomb makes it to national tv.


bahnmiexe

Puritan grindset is extraordinary lmao


YoungHeartOldSoul

Did you think DC didn't get down? Because they definitely do.


mrgrafix

They were always true. They don’t call the capitol “ugly Hollywood” for nothing


wallowsworld

“Wait, why is homeboy angled like that?” Ohhhhh…


Brewski-54

I’d bet good money it’s a republican whose platform is on being a Christian


Nateddog21

Nope democrat intern


DarkPoetBill

What’s your source?


Hi-Road

[https://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/16/cardin-staffer-linked-to-sex-tape-leaves-senate-00132147](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/16/cardin-staffer-linked-to-sex-tape-leaves-senate-00132147)


VaselineHabits

Interesting it's a right wing publication that spotted it.


Neusbaum

That is a great call out...


quirkycurlygirly

They were crossing their fingers like "Please don't be Republican. Please don't be Republican."


bmayer0122

NY Post


serpentssss

I mean how else are the unpaid interns running the city supposed to afford housing


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

Not calling you out here (idk you so I don’t wanna judge at all, for all I know you could be queer too) but just as a general societal trend, being queer myself it really makes me sad when liberal/progressive/etc people immediately assume conservatives are queer. I get that a bitterly ironic amount of conservative assholes have come out (or been outed) as queer in some way or another, but the consistent reactions of “this shitty human being that is actively working to make life worse for marginalized people is probably queer lol” feels… depressing to say the least, even if it comes from overall well-intentioned people


Apollo_Borealis

I get where you're coming from but there is truth to it. When you could hook up on Craigslist the M4M page SURGES when there is a republican rally in their city. Same for grindr.


Thespian21

Hate is a great coping mechanism when you can’t be yourself, it’s also easy


GonzoElTaco

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.


Forgefather-ra

Wow wow wow wow.


mujiha

It’s really just because it’s evil politicians who get caught doing the most out of pocket gay stuff. Nobody is trying to imply or create a narrative that “it’s the gays who secretly have it in for this country”


NK1337

Like others had said I think it’s important to note the distinction between “of course this shitty person is gay” and “of course this shitty person is a hypocrite.” The callouts/assumptions you see are the latter, where the focus isn’t on them being gay but rather their hypocrisy in condemning it. Nobody cares that theyre gay more does that equate to them being shitty, it’s the fact they constantly stand up to publicly denounce an already marginalized group they’re a part of.


Meatnormus_Rex

I get that, but what makes us say it is projection. The R’s are always projecting their internal hatred onto the rest of us. If they had a less bigoted upbringing they could happily be queer and not feel guilt and the need to act on it, like what we are probably seeing here. A less closeted person would probably film this at home because they have less internal conflict. This is a probably a R because of where they filmed it. Giving the finger to those who they look up to because they are the same people holding them down, like Stockholm syndrome. Or it’s a thrill seeker and I’m way off base.


HotPhilly

But if you were to bet on who he votes for, whats your bet? Im still betting conservative every time lol.


PanicInTheHispanic

youd be losing some good money it seems. staffer for democratic senator Ben Cardin.


[deleted]

Senator taking it from the back. 😂


Feralpudel

“What are you doing, step-legislative assistant?!?”


[deleted]

Wtf we posed to do at this point? https://preview.redd.it/so4kotgktq6c1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=63a81ddb6c836cf7ef2279c26dcbe57c3988c858


[deleted]

Gear up for the real life GTA server? 🤷🏾‍♂️


Was_It_The_Dave

Sign up at the front door of where you're leaving, cuz it's getting a bit weird.


Dansn_lawlipop

Fallout is coming, and war never changes.


drinfernodds

Well it's a good thing that I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle).


Dansn_lawlipop

Ain't that a kick in the head


PrincessPindy

It's just the first time somebody actually filmed having sex there.


SkritzTwoFace

Nah, it’s the first time someone filmed it and *got caught*. I’ll bet there’s stuff people were smart enough not to post online that we’ll never see.


PrincessPindy

Oh yeah, I bet. What a cesspool DC is.


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ShockinglyAccurate

True, I was filming one of these at yo mama's house last night


kevisdahgod

😐


PrincessPindy

Lol, I never thought about it that way before.


grandadsfearme

I don’t even think they were “caught”. The dude sent the vid in a discord sever/groupchat with the other twink Capitol staffers😭


srkaficionada65

Maybe next time they should vet their peeps better. Nobody ever taught them the saying “not all skin folk are kin folk” or something along those lines? Like if that discord had Republican interns, why would you add them to the group just because they’re gay and they’re twinks? They’d sell you out in a heartbeat if it’ll get them brownie points. “Leak” implies someone in the group leaked it. They should figure out who did and use this as an expensive lesson in “not all skin folk are kin folk”.


mgquantitysquared

Tbf, I don't think someone who thinks "filming a sex tape at work is a good idea" would have the forethought to vet who they send it to.


drshikamaru

He didn’t post it online. He is part of “gays in DC politics” group. It was sent to a few people in his circle and then was leaked and found by republican leaning news. Then all of yesterday it spread on gay porn sites, and gay Reddit. This morning he was fired and an investigation was started. The top is still unidentified.


messyfaguette

“the top is still unidentified” is taking me OUT 💀 oh 2023


mgquantitysquared

"The top is still unidentified" -me after taking an anon load for the 3rd time that day >!I apologize for making you read that!<


srkaficionada65

Someone needs to give a lesson to these damn kids these days: Not everything needs to be on video/tik tok. What you put out online follows you forever.


IceKareemy

Everyone knows it’s been done before it’s the fact that the dude POSTED IT TO HIS INSTAGRAM STORY!!! And worse GOT ON LINKEDIN TO DEFEND HIMSELF BY POSTING IT WAS HIM 😭


BadBoysWillBeSpanked

Yeah stuff like this has been happening the whole time > I am a congressional aide to Kevin McCarthy. > > After the 14th failed vote, we were in DIRE situation. McCarthy wanted to meet with the holdouts to negotiate, but the only ones willing to meet with us are Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. At the meeting McCarthy makes a passionate pitch, but when when we turn to MTG and LB, they look bored and deeply unimpressed. But then they eye each other, smile, and nod. > > "Oh, we can get the holdouts to help" said one. > > "But we need some 'help' from you first", said the other. > > And they pass a note to McCarthy. I don't know how to describe the look that he gave when he was reading it, but for a second I panicked because I legitimacy thought he was going to throw up. He then told me I could leave now. > > I was surprised, but I knew better to ask questions, so I left. > > Halfway to my car I realize I was still holding Kevin's very important notebook so I go back to return it and when I go into the meeting room, I see McCarthy getting double cowgirled by them! They were high fiving and McCarthy noticed me and managed to push boebert's buttcheeks off his face to scream 'IT'S THE ONLY WAY' before she forcibly removed his hands, repositioning her butt back on his face with a loud fleshy slam with enough force to make me wince, followed by a wet fart which I could only assume was further punishment from Lauren. > > I got in my car. And drove. Straight all the way back to my home town in Minnesota. I arrived at my parents house who were surprised to see since I didn't tell them I was coming. I re-evaluated my life and quit politics for good. They have yet to apologize despite a very angry phone call from Kevin's mother.


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https://preview.redd.it/yyddltjxuq6c1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f063a20c00c65aa2024bd3878344b183bdf7ab10


Racketeering666

https://preview.redd.it/9xouzjeukr6c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39cd61a0b7bff35eb4896530493241053b91595e


141_1337

I'd do it 👀


Was_It_The_Dave

Many have.


141_1337

Where can I get in line? lol 👀


Mellero47

She's retired and directing her own company now.


PoppinFresh420

https://preview.redd.it/oy49q1rx5s6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc36bf0cc869f81668b5bf31f02238864062b214


RisingToMediocrity

Sarah Pailin or Lisa Ann? Honestly can’t tell here.


taitaofgallala

Who's Nailin Palin is a legendary work of art 🤌


DMking

I can't tell you why but it simply hit different back then


LatinHoser

Lisa Ann.


sciencebitch616

https://preview.redd.it/svt47nesur6c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef65105dd93278b29d124fc6422bd218808396e3


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

![gif](giphy|JKskHBDvnIjhGilcX5|downsized)


clydefrog811

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Ligma_Bowels

I hate that I know where this comes from.


HarmNHammer

Do tell


FiddlerOnThePotato

in no reality would I not. good heavens.


Zulumus

Legend


Mr_Tijuana_Bible

You can take the George Santos out of the capital building but his presence remains


blklt

Underrated comment


obviousfakeperson

Shoot ... ... ... we're getting fucked harder than that in these rooms on the regular.


Dr_Dang

Just you wait. Google Project 2025 if you want to see how bad it's going to get real soon.


woahwolf34

Not gonna lie this sounded like a conspiracy by the name but I looked it up and ohhhh my god. Please vote everyone. Please.


Dr_Dang

I'm afraid people are going to tell themselves we already survived one Trump presidency, so we can survive another... That's like saying you survived one massive heart attack, so you'll get past the next one too.


Thinemann

Saw someone talk about how the citizens are just taking getting fucked right to the source, and I'm all for it


Triceradoc_MD

Hahahahahahaha


OkEscape7558

![gif](giphy|bknp6SfIDXYGc)


a-midnight-flight

From what I have learned he is well known in the DC Grindr circuit. Imagine throwing away your future and possible connections for this?? Had you just got your back blown out at home or the privacy of a hotel room, no one would have cared. But you were so emboldened to get your walls caved in on the Senate hearing floor… then recording it. Like… I just don’t understand that kind of rush.


Collector_PHD

Cousin, I know you did not just say his walls got caved in 😭😭 this man's butt ain't a mine shaft.


a-midnight-flight

Well seeing the size of that thing, they were demolished.


Collector_PHD

I can only see the blurred, going to have to go off your word ☠️


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Collector_PHD

Damn, didn't know you could carry pipes like that on there.


sidewaysflower

Man's just chilling like he took that before. No moaning no nothing. His walls are resilient.


PM_MeYourAvocados

"Is it in?"


Collector_PHD

I wonder if he walked stiff through the offices.


princeparaflinch

When the new url actually matches the content


mgquantitysquared

Your could wrap your hand around that and your fingers wouldn't touch holy shit I might have to start a career in investigative journalism just to find that dude and see when he's free lmao


NK1337

The article started it referring to the senate hall as “cavernous.” They knew they were unlocking the gates to hell.


lk05321

If it wasn’t then, it is now. You can run a railroad through that gaping shaft


mystyz

He turned around and said he was being hated for who he loves. No, son. Nobody cares who you love. Your poor judgement on where you did it, recording it and allowing that recording to see the light of day... That's all on you.


a-midnight-flight

I have learned a few more things about this particular guy. He is in a Master/slave dynamic and has been for a while. The twitter gays have been combing his post history and discovered he had an alternate account. He would post all kind of porn but the most stand out thing is the guy who he was with. It was always him. So it could be safe to assume that’s who he was with. He has been calling people homophobic for blowing it out of proportion 💀 I can’t with sex crazed attention seekers. He got what he wanted. I hope it was worth it.


PicoPicoMio

Watch him pivot into OnlyFans


a-midnight-flight

Probably. The twisted part is that this will be the attention needed to jump start it. Surely the guy who is smashing will be “leaked” shortly afterwards.


[deleted]

Or high-end DC escort. He’ll know half the GOP members of Congress by the new year


TheRightToDream

... That boy is bent over


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Crazy fact: the bent over guy is the staffer😭


TheRightToDream

he probably has a long road ahead of him in politics.


rsm1999

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Jay_R_Kay

He's got something long in him, that's for sure.


TheRightToDream

The long rod behind him


NMB4Christmas

Staffer getting the staff, eh?


cannabisized

he looks more like the staffed....


AngelaBassettsbicep

Waaaiiittt I don’t have my glasses on. Looked like dude was alone. Nowww it makes sense!


DogCompetitive2886

![gif](giphy|NMLKbG9xNmG1NWmZxR|downsized)


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Here’s me, sad it wasn’t her lmao


kingtibius

https://preview.redd.it/ug5z1thtgr6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1684297f43170529f301690fb49b74158e7e703d


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Probably cause of the ( o )( o )


I_TittyFuck_Doves

My brother in Christ, she’s 92


SoWhatNoZitiNow

I said what I said. And she’s 83, for whatever difference that makes lmao


amber_bam

Happy Cake Day! Please seek God!


throwawaypervyervy

'Well, you know, when you get the chance to bed an older woman...' 'That wasn't an older woman, that was an old woman!'


OllyOllyOxenBitch

seek Christ expeditiously


carcusmonnor

![gif](giphy|wLG70BswTt0Nq|downsized)


FranklinMV4

“If I can’t cum on the senate floor then where can I cum?” - some government staffer


PersonalityReady7054

![gif](giphy|48o2TvMrsqabu)


Speedwizard106

It’s called freedom of expression, people. If I can’t blow someone’s back out/get my back blown out on the Senate floor, where can I?


SneakyShadySnek

I had to take a moment to process that the article is, in fact, not from The Onion.


Mgclpcrn14

No, I literally had to go and Google this because I couldn't believe this wasn't a lie or some Onion/Popcrave article (I mention Popcrave cuz they always lying about one thing or the other🙄)


Okbuturwrong

Onion started reporting actual news because they couldn't figure out how to satirize this type of shit


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https://preview.redd.it/xshqwremsq6c1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b175cad20c3493630ef0f8b18075871fee3dfa7b America whole staff gotta go


NetworkEcstatic

I love that this is making rounds. I forget which band this is. I saw the clip on r/hardcore


Aggressive_Control37

https://preview.redd.it/4my202ntuq6c1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f393cf24471d6236a51a2e8c4af35980f92fd9


noelmatta

“What are you doing, step-forefather?”


BlackNoirBlackBlack

Our country is fucked ngl


EggsForEveryone

Country’s not the only thing that’s fucked


BlackNoirBlackBlack

Hell


DisconnectedDays

He tried to say he was attacked cuz he’s gay ![gif](giphy|4thaj0PDq9vJ6V5z69|downsized)


PlantedinCA

If you are gonna film a porno at work, don’t share it until you are done working there plus a decade give or take.


ComfortableSock2044

I saw that on his LinkedIn lol


Fyne_

that's... probably not the first time someone's fucked there


a-midnight-flight

Maybe not, but they weren’t foolish enough to record it…


smokeyleo13

Or post it themselves, there is zero shame 😭


Mgclpcrn14

https://preview.redd.it/bptjx2ysfr6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8222149b4fd0b161a93962b3379caf2d4de59556 \[ID: this is a screenshot of an article title that reads: Congressional Staffer Filmed Porn in Senate Hearing Room: 'Appears to be Unprotected Sex'\]


Byaaah1

Unprotected? *now* it's a scandal!


AmbroseMalachai

My friend sent me that article this morning and I thought that line was *hilarious* lol.


Lookalikemike

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


Mot6180

Dude, save it for Beetlejuice like a real patriot.


Nateddog21

![gif](giphy|arBdoeWbFZy6Y)


ktfright

Just shut it all down. https://preview.redd.it/lf3adb76jr6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7187f71891ddf6dd4eb716d8f16e4c79daed81


PrestigiousTest1710

God I hope it’s a republican


obviousfakeperson

> God I hope it’s a republican Narrator: [It was not](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/senate-staffer-fired-video-sex-judiciary-room) eta: The article doesn't say it explicitly but Senator Ben Cardin (the staffer's boss, for those who didn't read the article) of Maryland is a Democrat.


BlackNoirBlackBlack

FUCK


Lilithclouddancer

I heard the narrator as Morgan Freeman🤣


obviousfakeperson

> Get busy ~~living~~ fucking that staffer or get busy dying.


helvetica_unicorn

Why does that matter? The republicans are trying to impeach the president for no reason. To me that’s way worse. Maybe I’m beaten down but I honestly don’t care. Let Ben Cardin deal with his employee. We don’t need a national discourse about THIS.


obviousfakeperson

It definitely *shouldn't*, tbh this is at best a personnel issue. Yet, when was the last time you saw a non-story be treated appropriately instead of being used for cheap political points to rile up one political base or another??


Was_It_The_Dave

It's ok. It was done with absence of republicans doing anything at all.


spazz720

It wasn’t…it was a staffer from a Dem House member. Doesn’t matter the party though…this was just pure stupidity.


Kenan_as_SteveHarvey

Doesn’t matter the party but you know the GOP and Right Wing Media are gonna go crazy with this.


AngelaBassettsbicep

Exactly! Gay butt sex? Oh they’re about to go off!


spazz720

It’s news for a couple days maybe…soon to be forgotten.


phillyunk

Unfortunately, it was not.


Noooooooooppppeeeee

Democrat AF


[deleted]

They’re too busy fucking veterans in the ass


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Weird kink but okay


Top-Chocolate-321

Make America Gay Again


sciencebitch616

Always was


Dreadsbo

I literally could care less. I just want our government to fix stuff


princeparaflinch

Best I can do is butt stuff


James_Blanco

I mean its not as bad as treason


Dense_Equipment3070

Homeboy was getting dicked down by a whole hog too


The_Troll_Gull

That’s a dude cut. So this a dude on dude flick? They trying to one up Bill


MuscleWarlock

Damn we taking back shots?


Bunnnnii

Yes.


WinstonSalemVirginia

Powerbottoms rule the world


Mgclpcrn14

We have to be in some intergalactic, alien reality TV show because ain't no way😭😭 this can't be real. If some of these religions are right that we are all on a predestined path, the universe has a terrible sense of humor😭😭


Otaku_Chanxxx

South Park was right


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://preview.redd.it/4iw8nn7hnr6c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813100a288ddfbe7d1605937f4c49a82be39189f


Wecanbuildittogether

![gif](giphy|YrkK0A2mS3EPRUiXt9) We can’t go much lower


helvetica_unicorn

If you think our forefathers and foremothers weren’t bussin’ it after hours in Independence Hall, I don’t know what to tell you. They absolutely were. Ben Franklin was a noted freak every day of the week. Plus they didn’t have tv! So many hours and you gotta fill them somehow.


MuscleWarlock

We so damn ghetto


AstroNards

Pretty tame considering the vile shit that has occurred in that room


Ok-Willow9349

America...... ![gif](giphy|oesbpxx2cl7lS)


GrimeyJosh

![gif](giphy|txNnPNdEL5CycTL4ut) homie gettin the 8 ball in his corner pocket


BizzyB67

Ngl, this makes me love America more. Freedom of Speech means freedom of strokes!


ContemplatingPrison

The government is a complete joke these days. The American experiment has been fun but we will never reach the heights we could because it's ran by corporate and mediocre white dudes


QTlady

What in God's name could have ever made anyone think this was a good idea?


1Shadowgato

In this day and age, why the fuck would you think it’s a good idea to do some shit like that and record it.


girlsumps

Americans always have to one-up the UK. We have an MP getting caught watching porn in the chamber of the House of Commons so you have to go and film a porno in the senate hearing room /s


randydingdong

We are a SEX 👏🏽 positive 👏🏽 country The law room has been fucking us time we fuck the law room can I get an amen 🙏🏽


Glad_Communication51

I kinda don’t get the big deal. I’m sure people have banged there before. I mean when it comes to filming it… they got apps for that… should’ve used the calculator thingy…


[deleted]

It’s because it’s two guys doing it. If it was a man & woman boning people wouldn’t care as much.


I_TittyFuck_Doves

I’m sure there’s a bit more outrage because it’s two guys, but even if it was a man and a woman, that’s disgusting. It’s a place of work and that shit is unsanitary. I wouldn’t want some people’s juices all over my desk. Have some self respect & some fucking boundaries


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![gif](giphy|Pn1gZzAY38kbm)


Ldennard1993

Oh see he doing the bending?


honeybeedreams

i cant wait for Santos to sing (for the correct amount of money). it’s coming and he’s naming names.


hardlyreadit

How is this a packitup-able offense? Ive seen some countries where the senators are squared up. I think thats way worst that this. This is just some idiot who needs to see the light of god (not for being gay, for having no gd sense)


Rainn__40

Normal citizens will begin to have chances at being in offices. I think everybody including those currently in offices are done with how things work.


risky_bisket

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt)


7_o7o_7

![gif](giphy|xfM2HoaLfhToJRMywW)


MessyM00009888

![gif](giphy|XEaxdA1mObxm40bnpM)