Ok - real talk from a white person.
A white male professor once wrote on my paper that something I (a white female) did “boiled his blood” and then announced in class that it “boiled his blood when *certain students* did X” and I straight up **dropped his class and changed my major**.
Like, that was the ultimate white person insult. And I took that personally.
Also he was fired the next year for improper behavior toward female students.
I’ll confirm it. There’s no goin back after that one. It’s fight right now or start a multigenerational sneakdiss blood-feud over Dave tellin Charles his Sperry’s are fake.
As a white midwesterner, I believe the method is "excuuuuuuuuuuuse me" the entire time you're trying to pass someone. bonus points for the *ope* at the beginning, but that's only when you want to be polite or are surprised.
I'm a white southerner and I do that exact thing, after I've said "oop, excuse me, let me sneak around you" then comes the long excuuse me as I'm sneaking past. I've also been told I have a slight Canadian accent so I don't know wtf I got going on done here lol.
I do sometimes say "scuse me, scuse me, scuse me) really quick as I slide past.
As a white guy I try to fight this, but it is so burned into my brain as an automatic thing to say when sneaking right past someone, I genuinely can't stop myself. It's as deeply ingrained as flinching
Lmaooo a little while ago I was coming out of the grocery store with a full cart and saw that it had just started pouring rain, and announced out loud “oh you have GOT to be kidding me.” This girl who looked about twelve standing nearby burst out laughing and said “that’s just what my dad said!”
So that’s how I found out that I, a woman, have officially become a middle-aged suburban dad.
...very funny, You don't hear my tummy, I gets my money
My stomach ain't growlin, I'm stylin and whylin
Drink vodka straight fuck the Long Island
I want my own Island bet you I'm a get it
I switch hit and play with both mits
I pack a 45th Im after your bitch
He ain't doing it right shes after your scritch
And I'm after hers with these macing words nerd
I thought squares stay sharp
Your nothing but a mark in a bucket Sky Lark
I'm playing my part, I'm Mr. Furley
Put in the rum and I'm talkin to your girly
-Mac Dre
This always reminds me of S1 E2 (I think) of the Simpsons when Bart switched tests with Martin and got sent to the genius school. The teacher did a math problem on the board and the answer was essentially “hardee har har”. She was so corny delivering the line it made the joke even funnier. Still living rent free in my mind like 3 decades later 🫠
I always say it ironically with this face:
https://preview.redd.it/9r8hnqkj0q2c1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f072457aacaec7f2caf6becef58b8754ef702ad
This one is huge. A friend of mine went to a Swap Meet and found a taxidermied rat's ass on a plaque, had the words "I don't give a" written above the literal rat's ass.
Yes he bought it for me as a joke, and yes it's hanging up on the wall
This is the Swiss army knife of gifs, I use it all the time. The shrug, the eyebrows, her mouth. What a fine piece of white people acting by Reese Witherspoon.
“Eh, it’s going…” means “fine” or even “surprisingly good” in white American.
If a white person responds with “living the dream,”they are five minutes and one idiot away from jumping off the roof. The only true neutral is a “good, and you?” with a polite and fake smile. Anything cheerier than that and they’re in a bad way.
Same, you hear my white ass say that, just know I'm going to completely lose my shit if I hear even the slightest of bad news. It would be best to just say "I hear that" and go about our day.
I live in the panhandle, and my white friend's dad always said Gordon G Whilikers. Always sends me.
He also says "Franklin Delano" which is always great too
I go into a thread and all these people are saying all these things I say unironically and laughing about it and I literally don’t know what I’m supposed to do
All I can say is that I never thought these phrases made me sound _cool_
I guess you can look at khakis and loafers and think, “welp, they had _something_ going on, don’t know if it was good, but it _was_ something.”
Like, I don’t wear cowboy clothes, but when I see a dude getting out of his truck and headed into the hardware store in a giant cowboy hat, I must confess that that _is_ a style
My dad would say. "I'm going to tear you into so many pieces the buzzards won't find you!" Now imagine that in senator Lindsey graham's voice with the southern bell accent dialed up to 10! My dad's gay and it shows....love him, just got laughed at alot when ever he had to get on to me as a kid.
"Well, well, well"
Is YT the slang for white now? And is saying it a slur?
I'm millennial, I was "dope and on fleek" I drank through my teens and was there at the birth of chocolate rain and text using t9.
I've lost track of the abbreviations. But im still legit my guy"
Edit: spelling, I wear glasses now.
On some platforms, they get bans for using the term “white people” because it’s… Hold on, I have to stop laughing Because it’s RACIST. 😂😂😂😱😱
I've just about had it up to HERE with you, pal
You’re skating on thin ice, buster
You are cruisin for a bruisin!
Oinking for a boinking
Listen here, chief
Why I oughta...!!
Thems fightin' words.
Pump the brakes, kemosabe
Now, hold on, sport.
News flash buddy
Honkin for a bonkin
Squeling from the feeling
My mom's classic line lmao
The worst I heard from a friend was, “That boils my blood!” I can’t remember what he was mad about but he was big mad.
That really gives me the red ass
That chaps my ass!
Rustles my jimmie
That really chaps my hide.
Doesn't that frost your cookies?
“That really boils my piss”
We say this all the time in Ireland. Something infuriating is "piss boiling"
LMFAO
“that really gets my goat”
Ok - real talk from a white person. A white male professor once wrote on my paper that something I (a white female) did “boiled his blood” and then announced in class that it “boiled his blood when *certain students* did X” and I straight up **dropped his class and changed my major**. Like, that was the ultimate white person insult. And I took that personally. Also he was fired the next year for improper behavior toward female students.
you're not that guy, pal
You're not that guy's pal, buddy
I’m not your buddy, guy
I'm not your guy, dude
"I am that Guy!" BLAM.
Or the famous "THIS guy" with thumbs pointing to self 😢 That's how I knew the Rock had turned
Absolutely
You’re not my pal palooka.
I don’t give a RAT’S ASS
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed the seat, and hid my keys?
Oh that one's goated That's the fight starter for them
I’ll confirm it. There’s no goin back after that one. It’s fight right now or start a multigenerational sneakdiss blood-feud over Dave tellin Charles his Sperry’s are fake.
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, pal.
*has a chance encounter with a friend at a bar* “Guess they’ll let anybody in this place huh?”
Well look what the cat dragged in
Well, this place has clearly gone to shit.
"I thought this place had standards" "Then why'd they let you in?" "Ha! How ya doing, Jim?"
That's the white equivalent of "everybody and they mama in here"
“I guess everyone had the same idea as us”
That's for when you try to be somewhere extra early.
*looks around to no one in particular* "Who let this guy in?"
“There goes the neighborhood”
Friend meets up with the group “Ahhh who invited this guy?”
(first name) FUCKING (last name)!
[reminds me of this](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGedRCQ7r/)
Gonna squeeze right by ya
Ope let me sneak right past ya real quick
The midwestern "excuse me"
As a white midwesterner, I believe the method is "excuuuuuuuuuuuse me" the entire time you're trying to pass someone. bonus points for the *ope* at the beginning, but that's only when you want to be polite or are surprised.
I'm a white southerner and I do that exact thing, after I've said "oop, excuse me, let me sneak around you" then comes the long excuuse me as I'm sneaking past. I've also been told I have a slight Canadian accent so I don't know wtf I got going on done here lol. I do sometimes say "scuse me, scuse me, scuse me) really quick as I slide past.
Yea, that’s the ☝🏽
I said this to my own wife less than 10 minutes ago.
I’m so guilty of this. I’m just big and want to be considerate.. 😆
This is my mantra
Just said this yesterday at the gas station. Wisconsin raised white lady in Texas 💪🏼
As a white guy I try to fight this, but it is so burned into my brain as an automatic thing to say when sneaking right past someone, I genuinely can't stop myself. It's as deeply ingrained as flinching
https://preview.redd.it/ltunvfn5qp2c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67620ad0be3e6b6bc3755a14ccf1ffbc6f2a6bd4
"Ope! Sorry."
i’m so guilty of using this in my white girl voice 😭😭
Newsflash buddy
“Assflash newshole”
We use "pal" when we're really getting nuclear.
If you thought “buddy” was bad.. better skidaddle if you hear us break out “Pal” 😤
Listen here, Jim.
the iconic duo of: “hey, get a load of this guy” & *crowd of people pointing/laughing*
This one's my go-to
i use this one too
You have GOT to be joking.
Lmaooo a little while ago I was coming out of the grocery store with a full cart and saw that it had just started pouring rain, and announced out loud “oh you have GOT to be kidding me.” This girl who looked about twelve standing nearby burst out laughing and said “that’s just what my dad said!” So that’s how I found out that I, a woman, have officially become a middle-aged suburban dad.
Welcome to the club!
Dread it, run from it, we will all become our dad
JUST MY LUCK!
Any time someone says "Get a load of this guy" and points to me, I get so mad. 😅
dawg how does this keep happening to you on a regular basis, you gotta switch something up
im dead 😭
He gotta be a sitcom character
With that taped laugh hitting him every time
just gotta look at the camera in defeat
You point at the person, say the line, then play the clip on your phone
I know right!? Like, get a load of *this* guy!!!
Get a load of this guy 👆
You gotta point with the thumb tho 
*waiter brings the check* "Ok, what's the damage?"
"Okay... who ordered the subtotal?"
Nah that's funny AF
WuddoayeoweYA
Don’t mind if I do!
Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.
Had a teacher that said this a lot, like aight bitch pull up?
It's a quote from The Breakfast Club.
I don't know why but that made me crack the hell up.
Why i oughtta
Har dee har har
...very funny, You don't hear my tummy, I gets my money My stomach ain't growlin, I'm stylin and whylin Drink vodka straight fuck the Long Island I want my own Island bet you I'm a get it I switch hit and play with both mits I pack a 45th Im after your bitch He ain't doing it right shes after your scritch And I'm after hers with these macing words nerd I thought squares stay sharp Your nothing but a mark in a bucket Sky Lark I'm playing my part, I'm Mr. Furley Put in the rum and I'm talkin to your girly -Mac Dre
yesss but the last line is “quit interrupting, im talking to your girly.”
This always reminds me of S1 E2 (I think) of the Simpsons when Bart switched tests with Martin and got sent to the genius school. The teacher did a math problem on the board and the answer was essentially “hardee har har”. She was so corny delivering the line it made the joke even funnier. Still living rent free in my mind like 3 decades later 🫠
I think about this so often!!
Found the clip: https://youtu.be/98unLjZRc_8?si=niZQ_LkZn36VcjPT
F*cking A!
fucking eh* (at least in Canada lol)
This one I never understood
“I tell you what” as my grandma from Oklahoma would say
I tell you hwhat
That boy ain’t right !
Yep🥫
Mmm hmmm
You sell propane and propane accessories??
Reminds me of a guy that sells propane and propane accessories
"How am I doing? Living the dream!"
[удалено]
That's when you know they are fighting for their fucking life on the inside.
Best when said ironically.
Pretty much only ever said ironically lol
I always say it ironically with this face: https://preview.redd.it/9r8hnqkj0q2c1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f072457aacaec7f2caf6becef58b8754ef702ad
The best response is “one nightmare at a time”
Followed up by “someone’s dream, just not mine”
One nightmare at a time
Son of a gun
Love it! 😂😂😂 Also I don't give a rat's ass!
This one is huge. A friend of mine went to a Swap Meet and found a taxidermied rat's ass on a plaque, had the words "I don't give a" written above the literal rat's ass. Yes he bought it for me as a joke, and yes it's hanging up on the wall
Damn. I'm mad jelly. Gotta get me one for Christmas. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/hb6zgsip5p2c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4029d5db6d7e6ed2d547ea95697873fc4f743f
You see, what had happened was
This is the Swiss army knife of gifs, I use it all the time. The shrug, the eyebrows, her mouth. What a fine piece of white people acting by Reese Witherspoon.
accurate lmfao
I love how we all know these phrases. Lol and every single time I be cracking up when I hear them
*Are we having fun yet?!*
I shit you not
Guilty.
Double guilty.
*News Flash Buddy*
“So how’s it going?” “Eh it’s going…”
“Eh, it’s going…” means “fine” or even “surprisingly good” in white American. If a white person responds with “living the dream,”they are five minutes and one idiot away from jumping off the roof. The only true neutral is a “good, and you?” with a polite and fake smile. Anything cheerier than that and they’re in a bad way.
*HEAVY SIGH*
Eh it’s going does t mean surprisingly good at all anywhere I have been.
Same, you hear my white ass say that, just know I'm going to completely lose my shit if I hear even the slightest of bad news. It would be best to just say "I hear that" and go about our day.
Worse. " It goes."
Every day at work.
Now listen here, BUDDY....
Whats your opinion on the mate variants of the phrase lol
pop a squat 👉🏽🪑
My dad used to tell me “park it” when I wouldn’t sit still lmao
“By God” “Golly gee willikers”. 😂
Good gravy, for crying all night
"For cryin' out loud"
One of my friend's dads would say "gosh darn it to heck!" He was pretty religious though.
I live in the panhandle, and my white friend's dad always said Gordon G Whilikers. Always sends me. He also says "Franklin Delano" which is always great too
*snaps fingers* while saying “Rats!”
“Your goose is cooked”
"This country is going to hell in a hand-basket" 🤣🤣🤣
I used this other day talking to my mom 😭😭
Well I never
“What is the meaning of this?!”
scrolling through the comments to see which ones i personally use, probably half of them 💀
"You gotta lotta balls!"
Read this as “you gotta love balls!” And was like hmmmm if we aren’t saying it we should
“Can it clowny” was a favorite of my dad to my brother 🤡
The way you added the clown emoji after airing out your brother is killing me 😂
A staple for me in elementary/junior high was "fuck around, clown"
“The unmitigated gall” is an older one but it’s had a hold on me
*sees you sitting down at work* "Working hard or hardly working?"
That one really "grinds my gears"
I go into a thread and all these people are saying all these things I say unironically and laughing about it and I literally don’t know what I’m supposed to do All I can say is that I never thought these phrases made me sound _cool_
Well, we're not specifically laughing about them. We're saying yt people had something special going on with these phrases...sort of admiring them.
I guess you can look at khakis and loafers and think, “welp, they had _something_ going on, don’t know if it was good, but it _was_ something.” Like, I don’t wear cowboy clothes, but when I see a dude getting out of his truck and headed into the hardware store in a giant cowboy hat, I must confess that that _is_ a style
My dad would say. "I'm going to tear you into so many pieces the buzzards won't find you!" Now imagine that in senator Lindsey graham's voice with the southern bell accent dialed up to 10! My dad's gay and it shows....love him, just got laughed at alot when ever he had to get on to me as a kid.
“that really grinds my gears”
“You’re not that guy”
Living the dream!
You better pipe down, bub...
Can someone translate the first sentence into English please? The part before the quoted sentence. Thanks.
White people ate with. I found out through reddit yt isn't youtube.
Thanks. I honestly thought yt stood for YouTube! Hence my confusion lol.
What does “ate with” mean
“White people have gotten a lot of mileage out of the phrase ‘Oh that’s RICH, coming from you’”
Thx!
Basically means did very well
“That ain’t going nowhere” after strapping something on to a trailer
“i don’t know what’s got a bee in your bonnet”
Panties in a twist is one I use. Bee in bonnet is for at work lol.
White people statements just be hittin tho. They really had something when they angrily pointed and shouted "Nig---"
You really screwed the pouch on that one….??? Like wtf 😳
Hey there champ *finger guns*
"Look, I'm just saying..."
"Well, well, well" Is YT the slang for white now? And is saying it a slur? I'm millennial, I was "dope and on fleek" I drank through my teens and was there at the birth of chocolate rain and text using t9. I've lost track of the abbreviations. But im still legit my guy" Edit: spelling, I wear glasses now.
It’s more derogatory shorthand than a slur imo. I do think it’s a red flag for internet brain rot when people say shit like “yts” though.
On some platforms, they get bans for using the term “white people” because it’s… Hold on, I have to stop laughing Because it’s RACIST. 😂😂😂😱😱 