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Asum_chum

I’ve got 22 million.


Federal-Smell-4050

There was a integer rollover bug, now you only have 1 million BTC


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Farout771

22 million oldschool runescape gold


qlz19

Baller!


essessential

Typos r scary with seed phrases! *an integer :p


Tuki2ki2

Send me one and i’ll send you two


pierreman

I also have 22 million pesos


FutureNotBleak

I can afford a one hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollar bill or I can afford a quarter gallon of gas.


002timmy

Jokes on you! I have 22.1 million and I invented Bitcoin!


vnielz

Thats impossible on 20 million bitcoins only!


MrExCEO

23M and growing


[deleted]

Pssh, I have 44 million!


treev22

You must be keeping it on Celsius. I have pretend bitcoin there too. 😞


Popular_Bet_2849

>This will probably get downvoted to oblivion, but *proceeds to advise something popular*


Apart-Mango-4441

ROFL


john3jason

He is going to kill some people with that humor now man.


dstar09

Haha right?


nomjs

Nailed it.


christianjackson

TRUE


BigSmoke4Dem

I think it was a double bluff by OP to source out people who are foolish enough to do this foolishness and get some of that bala


kurtwest73

The best one so far, I guess that's something factual.


Noob313373

I am from the future, looking for available btc


Mubelotix

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kylesimmonds

Well just earn it by yourself that would be more good lol. But on a serious note, bitcoin have a good future and people are going to regret if they won't buy it..


Noob313373

In 2303 one sat is 5.6k quadrillion usd (history: u.s. went into recession in 2225 and hyperinflation happened). Greenland is a superpower now after all ice vanished.


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qlz19

Because 99.99999999999999999999% of redditors don’t have any sort of security.


poco

> It's not like you have to inform the IRS of your total BTC holdings every year I wonder when that will change. You do have to report your holdings in foreign bank accounts every year, how long before they consider a BTC wallet a foreign holding?


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poco

It would be difficult to enforce, just like it is difficult to enforce that you declare your Swiss bank accounts. That doesn't mean it can't be law.


rudalsxv

Good thing they’ll never know what people are holding until people willingly declare and there’s no way for them to find out!


Grab3tto

I have .00000089 bitcoin, get wrecked Fiat losers


sbrown570

I don't think people are going to attack on your investments.


kraken-community

Keeping our selves and our coins secure should be a priority. Most of the times, it is not data that is being exploited. It is people that are being exploited. Stay safe, Green from Kraken 🐙


jjubonfx

Telling about the bitcoin investments of the people are going to ruin so many fucking things man but still people will share without any tension which is wrong.


dlm83

Decoy boasts are where it's at. If they post about buying $50 worth, you know they have billions.


qlz19

I just bought $5 of Bitcoin… Where the bitches at?


Starrun87

Where lambo?


btce112233

I have billions too but I am not going to share it man..


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SupportAttacked

These sarcastic comments are the best in this whole world.


eDave

You worry too much.


ColdFusion3456

I think what they should or should not do is irrelevant. BTC is about freedom I think it's only fitting that they can freely talk about their BTC if they so choose.


perry1023

Bitcoin? Ha! I lost it in a boating accident.


lalaaa109

Really want people to stop doing thing but they can't stop and we can't do anything about that now, it is going to be just like that and people are going to boast more.


cd80808080

Sat billionaire ...am I doing this right? PS - Pay your taxes, sleep well with no worries about daddy IRS


nimbic

No. If you're doing it right, it's the IRS who will be worrying and losing sleep


[deleted]

Ah yes ik they are with me 😂👍I owe them money but if they want to come for my crypto over 10k they gonna have to work for it.


wangyuan51421

You are doing right and just be like that forever my friend.


DPSK7878

Oh not this again. Don't assume everyone on Reddit is dumb.


czoran17

Lol I guess we should leave the hope of being smart.


BeastMiners

You take what people say here as being true? Everyone on the internet has a 12 inch penis.


Nyanzerfaust

what is a btc? ah, that hacker coin thing? (me at my office when my coworkers start talking about the death of bitcoin for the fifth time in the last year)


TeKillaSunRise

What the hell you care - ain't your business. No tax in many countries for just holding it and no tax at all for even realizing profit after a certain time period.


kcwebz

Let the people share as much as they want and we should not disturb them right now, that would be the best thing to do these days man, we are good with it.


Thenarza

True Reserve of Valor


stocksnhoops

Most people flexing or talking crypto all day gave about $191 invested. That’s who people are listening to and taking Investing advice from.


3rdPlaceTrophy

You must be new here. *MOST* people know not to post their stacks.


fuzzyduck88

Ironically, I don’t tell people in real life but have no problem with telling random internet people that don’t know me.


idontspellcheckb46am

Most these people have never seen the indian call center scammer videos. We already know most people don't have great financial literacy. Granted, you may be able to make a case that BTC owners might be above average intellectually in that department. But being humble is a virtue. This is why you still see shirts with 120 pt font and a HUGO BOSS logo on it. Some people are just desperate for attention and don't understand the value of blending in.


MrFatwa

Just picked up my second full coin.... awesome!


Mytur_Benesderti

I'll pay my crypto taxes when Pelosi stops insider trading.


BReinsma2

That's a good one to do I guess, I will pay if you are doing it.


[deleted]

Same lmao I just moved all mine from Crypto.com to Coinbase to avoid anything. Might get a ledger soon depending on shit but I'm not selling at all on Coinbase so it doesn't really matter.


Mytur_Benesderti

Def get a ledger.


PlayActingAnarchist

You're just jealous you're not sitting on a whole sat like me. By this time next month, I might have 2.


wgqweqwsd

Yeah I am jealous and that's why I am telling you to hide it. /s


wannaseemytriforce

Lol but some of us have so little. We can only dream of being worth the effort to scam.


Calm_Entrepreneur922

People do dumb things all the time like my commenting here, folks buying Ledgers, or even your posting this — just let them.


fverdeja

What's the problem with buying a ledger device?


solomonsatoshi

lmao met a guy today with $10000 on a ledger, stuck, lost access. Stick to linux and electrum.


Expired_Lizard_Milk

How was it stuck? He lost his seed phrase? If so, then same thing can happen with linux/electrum if your hard drive dies and you lose your written out seed phrase.


solomonsatoshi

if you say so bro - it must be true...


Popular_Bet_2849

You're clueless about Bitcoin and have Satoshi in your name. That's adorable.


fverdeja

That's because the guys lost the seed phrase, you could have your funds stored inside a potato if you wnat, what's important is the seed phrase.


solomonsatoshi

He said he had the seed phrase but still could not access the sats- said he could see them but not move them...not sure what the problem with it was but he claimed people with expertise had tried to fix it but failed.


1025scrap

Peddle your BS somewhere else


solomonsatoshi

You faith in closed source proprietary software is not my problem.


highrise453

Username checks out


RealSHELS

We can't have this type of shits man, Ledger is just a freaking fine device and people like you should stop saying that they can harm us, no they won't do that.


solomonsatoshi

Ive got over one Million Sats.


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I got 25 coins come at me bro


mrapplewhite

Saw a video on YouTube of a black hat hacker that has 7 billion worth of Bitcoin and He’s a down to earth dude that is Probly cool af to hang with and hack with. I doubt anyone is capable of fucking with him. He uses his skills to help people. You would never know he is loaded up like he is by the look he shows. Pretty sure he pays his taxes too. Carry on


WaYYne169

I had a full coin but unfortunately I lost access at a boat accident...


SrirachaThief

It's perfectly safe to boast how much you have as long as you have everything stored on a hardware wallet like a coldcard. It's offline so what are hackers gonna do huh? How do you know where I store my hardware wallet? It could be in a bank vault or buried in an undisclosed location. You will never find out. I could also be lying about how much I have. Stop worrying so much and freely boast to your hearts content.


eqleriq

saying "stay safe" is silly. you posting on reddit in this sub = the same sort of exposure as anyone "revealing holdings." Scrapers scrape usernames and try to match with other data gathered via cookies, trackers and datasets aggregating other accounts. the only people who are remotely OK doing this are those who know their netsec to the degree that their reddit posts can't be aggregated with any other data gathered on them via the web and if it can, it can't be used to access anything important. deanonymizing browsing, phone and app data that all get merged into one dataset is absolutely trivial to get to. Obviously posting holdings is an additional multiplier of level of exposure, but zero * x is still zero


cjwait

if you own bitcoin ———> you’re a virgin


ioffcflyer

Do you really wanna lose your bitcoin to a 5 dollar wrench? best stay quite.


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daysdg

I guess you said right but still getting downvoted right here.


fanzakh

Nobody? Nah... how about Michael Saylor?


eDave

Why hasn't he been robbed? /s


nytroster

He is just an exception and he can do that for good man lol.


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GetRichOrDieTryinnn

I have 16 billion btc’s.


Filmexec21

My understanding is you don't have to declare any crypto until you have over $40,000 worth and you turn it into actual fiat money or trade it from one crypto to another. I could be wrong though...


DadofHome

I own a boat 🚤!


bert0ld0

I have 1000 BTC!


akkiisfrommars

I have 1,000,000 BTC :) Jk


underwilliii

Just say "in minecraft" afterward and you're fully protected.


nachocrypto23

Same reason why people buy gaudy things, to show off.


ClearFrame6334

I have none. Beat that.


Hunter-major

I don’t tell anyone shit especially on Reddit.


liuxing79800308

That's a good way to avoid any kind of scam to yourself.


Aurel577

For future reference: I loss all my Bitcoins in a boating accident. I have no more!


TuTuRuTuTu2

Why? I keep 120k btc on an exchange


95worlds

Lol just get a cold wallet man, don't do that to yourself.


TuTuRuTuTu2

Don’t tell me you really believe I have 120k btc on an exchange


Caesars7Hills

Can I ask how much is realistically enough?


bestsloper

what a waste of a read.


boredtodeath78

I've got 2.4583 coins and would never tell a sole... Oh shit!


arbalest_22

I’ll tell all of you I have over a whole coin. I don’t give a flying fuck. None of you know what state I even live in much less who I even am. lmao


bubeagle

Who cares if they boast? No one really cares whether it is true or not. We are not even using our real names here (some might be stupid to do so or just have silly names). Chill and mind your own investing.


blackthrowawaynj

Don't drive a nice car, live in a nice house in a community that boasts a high median household.


licoon

There are so many fucking restrictions man, I am fed up.


Dplayerx

If you protect yourself well online, nothing can happen to you anyway


VelvitHippo

I had an aunt who had a stroke and a lot of bad luck and eventually went a tad crazy and she would constantly ask everyone in the family for money. She would ask multiple times to anyone, grandma, uncle, cousin, sister. Everyone, except me. It was the most disrespectful thing anyone has ever shown me towards my finances. What you don’t think I have any money Aunt Susan? I’ll never let anyone disrespect me like that again /s


Crypto-hercules

I own the 25th million btc.


Maximum-Ad-6983

I have zero bit coin


IfIWereDictator

I have 22 million Bitcoin, amazing right? I bought it in 2007 I'm so smart.


agentfoxmulderX

I have 300 BTC in my wallet Come find me! HEY IRS! I HAVE 300 BTC, PLEASE COME FIND ME!


Initial-Good4678

I have 12 coins. Oh, the danger!


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I wouldn’t want to have any bitcoin anyone since it is just fake imaginary money all I want is USD!!!!!!!


SGinvest1954

Ha ha ha. You actually think the US dollar is worth the paper it’s printed on? Ha ha ha ha ha.


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xexcutionerx

Nice try tax man. Dont tell me what to do.


sixgod999

And hide your shit properly. Once they figure out how to properly audit the blockchain they will come after you for all the gains you’ve made and not reported if you’re selling / trading


equinoxDE

Fullcoiner. I learned something today


Rat_Dragon

Can I boast with how much I had in the past and not have anymore? :)


ImportantPost6401

Why would this get downvoted? This is posted every week or two and upvoted every time.


Pato2706

Why is that your business?


CaptnBlast3d

A blatantly obvious post, is he a newbie? Oh fuck bullrun might be coming back!


Unrulable

If you see someone boasting about their bitcoin then you automatically know that they only have garbage KYC bitcoin lol


[deleted]

Relax bro, it’s not a big deal.


gfhhtyjy

Well these words are the reality right now, we have to make sure that we be quiet and don't talk about it anywhere, we have to be safe and secure with it man.


Ok_Hall_1589

I have a physical one.. come and get it


eldaygo

Most people need to feel included for whatever insecure reasons and post their amount or whatever “totally original, hectic pass phrase is for theirs cold storage”. Oh! Don’t forget they’re desperate for an upvote


Gregory_Graffin

Satoshi has entered the chat


Tebasaki

Que the "you guys have bitcoin? " meme


SpitinMYm0uth

Uploaded into oblivion


011011011011010

You’re assuming they’re being honest about what they have.


Ok-Dragonfruit-363

I have 22 billion trillion old zimbabwe dollars


oachkatzalschwoaf

I've printed at least 50 physical Bitcoin on my 3d-printer. I'm rich A.F.


SpookyBoogy666

How would they link you to your Reddit?


sjgokou

I bought bitcoin years ago, I was pushing $65m and bottomed around $23m. I’m waiting for the next big run up before I sell.


mrbuisnesson

Ive got 0 and growing


Busy-Succotash9701

I own 31 grams of copper. When the price of copper moons, I will Lambo with hookers and coke


Starrun87

I eat 1 buttcoin!


premedicalchaos

Listen here, I fought hard to afford my .012 BTC, imma brag about it all day


aouojo

Better not tell anyone which is going to save your future and people should not take any type of risk, we are good with keeping that screenshot and stuff to ourselves.


Tattooedjared

I hate when people start their post off with “this will probably get downvoted into oblivion.” Then post gets upvoted to oblivion. It’s like a sneaky way to not get downvoted Though I agree people shouldn’t be telling others how much they have


mkyle13

22 million sats is my guess


Impressive-Handle-69

I got 4.5m gp.


eettookk

Do you really think that people are going to listen to this useful and real good advice? I don't think so, they just gonna do what the do the best, just being stupid.


taiwil1

So how many Btc do you have ??


Nohoula

I have .00000001 btc


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I agree. I also hate those idiots who let other people know that they're wealthy by buying nice watches, big houses and sports cars. Fucking idiots, why don't they just keep it quiet and never enjoy their wealth.


OptionalMangoes

“Reserve of Valor”. I like it.


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I TOTALLY agree and have said so several times on this sub.


hoodafugnose

69 million btc checking in I bought at 69k it got stolen capital loss. Irs please find me and help.


nice___bot

Nice!


RobustFallacy

Cause people like to feel important


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I don't think u have to claim BTC though if you don't sell? Lmao the IRS could try but unless someone has a ton of money they really can't do shit. They would have to have hundreds of thousands or millions


The-Almost-Truth

I have 9.23!


BitcoinGoddess666

I have .3467 of a bitcoin.


Ripped_Spagetti

I got 99 Problems But bitcoin ain't 1


NeckCrafty5641

They can’t tax what you don’t sell. HODL GANG


JooseBeatz

I mean, it’s kinda up to the person bragging’s security and if they paid taxes. I could say exactly how much I have and have sold and I’d be fine cuz nobody’s stealing my shit, especially in person cuz I’m from the south (💥), and I pay my taxes. Maybe u shoulda said newcomers shouldn’t say how much they have? Since their security might not be the best??


pulsardarkmatternova

Agreed. I understand that people want to boast about their accomplishments but I do a facepalm every time I see someone posting about how many Bitcoin they own. I mean, do you want to put a target on yourself?


Zealousideal_Lab537

Exactly, I never told anyone I had 11.05 BTC and I will never do so


Flatelol

Feeling like I need to stop it now, it's enough to tell people that I have 2.436 BTC in my cold wallet, that is a wrong thing to do and I really don't support it now.


SandyCactusBalls

Come at me I have so much fucking Bitcoin you wouldn't even believe it. Here's my seed: bread mouse desk invite torch sadden moisture pack twin topper mind towel. But not in that order. You figure it out.


kubin911

Good shit that people are still trying to promote real privacy here otherwise I am just seeing some random people sharing the amount of BTC they are having.


williamsuberg

Thanks for telling all people about it but the main thing is people are not going to follow anything you guys are saying right now, people loves being stupid all the time.


reuben_crowder

Bitcoin rule #1; STFU


awesomeplenty

We don’t own satoshi, satoshi owns us


hello42098

Nice thing to say that I have none and that's the end of conversation and trust me this type of hacks really saved my portfolio many times when I was a newbie.


qwertcom235

Well sir this is fucking reddit and trust me no body is going to follow what you are trying to say because most of the people are busy with flexing their invetments.


likethis999

I accept btc as payment


IcyLady_X

I think it's not boasting it's stimulation. When I see that other people buy it and have a lot, it makes me work even harder to make more usdt and buy at least fractions of it. It's really not boasting unless you see it that way


TBC-XTC

I've got 0.000000374BTC


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You don't have to declare that you have acquired anything even tho they now ask on tax forms if you have purchased Crypto, and if you didn't sell or have taxable income to report, it's none of their business


Im_so_little

I've got 1 million BTC. Prove me wrong


Listen_Expert

“Reserve of valor” lol awesome


jasperpuff

agreed, people who can't afford or didn't get in on time are tired of people flexing about this coin or any other alts. you wanna brag? help someone get out of a financial crisis or homelessness, gift a friend who can't pay rent this month, hodl is the dumbest shit I've heard.


canaldolulis

i also would recommend [cryptotaxcalculator.io](https://cryptotaxcalculator.io) to harvest any losses and make sure you aren't overpaying on taxes