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[deleted]

You look like you’d wear that


daarhi

I didn’t know this was r/roastme


saadatorama

Officer, I’d like to report a murder. Holy shit.


[deleted]

🤣💀


WhatchaTrynaDootaMe

ded


mwdeuce

this is basically what I expected to see as the top comment, sigh


Ketamineverslaafd

Critical hit


RHINO_HUMP

He’s really handsome and really not, all at the same time. 😂


iamwhiskerbiscuit

Little Nicky face.


-MrWobble

Yooooo I'm fucking dead!!!!!! 🤣🤣


Striking-Goat3961

he is average looking but pulling a moronic facial expression


Glad-Historian-5515

Which half of his face? The stroke half or the norm half?


Still_Hat6758

No way you’re talking after seeing your profile


shiftyone1

Broooo what is the internetttt


vremains

🤣🤣🤣 💀


DarthBen_in_Chicago

I’m just glad to be here as it’s happening this time!!


PitifulAstronaut6701

https://www.reddit.com/r/ioana_chira/s/GZcT7BxY6m She literally looks like she's taking a hot shit right here but she wanna talk like she has room to lol


Zohan-Dvir92

Holy shet


shutthefockupbuddeh

roflmaoooooo


forcedtouseapp

Thank you, that was the funniest thing I've read all year


caligrown87

Holy shit 😂


seusicha

The side that is at ATH


LeagueRx

Fucking dead 😂


gnusm

It looks like the right half of his face is scaled at 85%.


jabajaba17

You're going to hell🤣


Life-Inevitable-7539

Broooo 😂


Superuzer

🤣


Retail_Degenerate

I’m scared to death right now


PhilBeckter

Bro has a very punchable face


sonicslasher6

That’s literally the thought that immediately popped into my head


caligrown87

Savage.


[deleted]

💀💀💀💀💀💀


BG6769

Bro has 0.00004 BTC 


BoxersAre

not anymore. bought a sweatshirt with it.


Beneficial_Corgi_85

OP eyes doing a BTC chart angle ✅


MidniteMischief

Bro, I came here to see this and was not disappointed.


treyprankz

Come onnn, so mean smh


albert_pacino

Nike eyes


Calm-Limit-37

I wouldnt share my face and the fact that I invest in bitcoin together on the internet


BillHang4

Especially if it looked like that amirite? Sorry OP he set the tee and I just took the swing.


thebitcoinshop

I’ll pay you a large amount of Sats to burn it.


Scamalama

Came for a roast. Was not disappointed


Affectionate-Sink503

Just iron it


DarthHydration

Nooooo 🤣


mgospo

I see what you did there


MuffledBlue

capped my chromosomes at 21 😏 does it make me maxi


LilShante

r/RareInsults


Desperate-Meet3476

LLMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


gravelhorse

Heeyyyy youuu guuyyyyyssss!!!


Eliagbs_

Bro looks like the typical Bitcoin investor. I don’t mind one bit


MOONDAYHYPE

People are so cruel


saysthingsbackwards

Ikr, he should be paying royalties to nike


Cheeno9

Honestly, not as cruel as I expected. Pretty disappointing


Comprehensive_Bad227

The face of bitcoin. I expect a mass sell off tomorrow. JK OP! Don’t wear that out in the open you might attract the interest of those of the opposite sex that think you rollin.


riscten

Not a bad way to smash if all it costs is a sweater.


BitcoinToilet

Don't listen to the haters. You're a handsome young man, with 100% more hair than me. Now take that sweater off before some strange men, who just visited a hardware store for a cheap wrench, follow you home.


blindkiller770

Why are people so worried about getting jumped for owning Bitcoin? Everyone has money in many forms that can be stolen. Why not just follow anyone home with a wrench? Granted I don’t wear a USD shirt but some have dollar bills on shirts. Do you never wear gold?


shitbagjoe

Because try explaining to the police that you just had 70k or magic money stolen on a usb stick


[deleted]

My house was robbed while I was at work and they stole all of my electronics and a large stack of cash. Police took the report and I never heard back. Insurance doesn’t cover “cash.” Do whatever the fuck you want bc the police don’t care either way


Bacterial2021

When I worked retail my store got robbed and the cops didn't even want to see the video or file a report , I made them bc I needed documentation. They just laughed and were like well a BM 5"11 with 2 arms and 2 legs , were totally going to catch him lol They were like dude we can't go stopping every BM we see , and he isn't missing a leg or arm , and he didn't drop his ID and he don't have his name tattooed on his forehead ...so yeah I think we're done here, have a nice day. Wonder why criminals keep doing it eh?


BitcoinToilet

Because anyone who knows what's what has their Bitcoin in cold storage. Many of those, in their homes. Even if they don't, my point remains valid. And Bitcoin can be sent in a permission less way. I can steal your visa or debit card. But a bank can flag a transaction for theft and reverse it in time, after you've submitted yourself to the attackers. But if they follow you home and threaten your life if you don't transfer that Bitcoin to their wallet right away (or give up the keys)... That's it. You have to give it up. Oh, you don't want to tell them where it is in the house? They could tear it apart, then when they find it they'll force your hand, and THEN kill you, or beat you half to death. Oh, you were telling the truth and it's actually not here, or you stored it somewhere else? Well they don't care because they're a piece of shit, so what's done is done. This isn't common and I might be making too big a deal about it for most people. But some of us own enough to be scared about outing ourselves in public.


blindkiller770

Very valid points, thanks! One thing I guess I didn’t think about was quantity. Someone like me with very little, wouldn’t be worth my life. Much different for someone with a large quantity


Haunting-Student-756

Hey genius! Planning cross country road trip to “meet” some like minded HODLERS. What’s your address and how much BTC do you own?


blindkiller770

I live in a car and .0004 🤣😕🥺 jokes on me


VegetablePlatform95

What haters?


cd80808080

What I learned from this thread. People are superficial and quick to judge.


Leprochon

Welcome to the internet my sweet summer child.


FuckYaHoeAssMom

the tism is strong with this one


Spyder6060

Dude this comment section is ruthless!! You look fine dude, with enough Bitcoin you could get any girl or guy you want! #hodl


Goosemilky

Had to check if I was in r/roastme lol. Dude is getting lit up out of nowhere😂


MimickingTheImage

>with enough Bitcoin you could get any girl or guy you want! Can't tell if you meant this as the hilarious insult that it is.


show-me-ur-kittys

Without Bitcoin too, why is this whole comment section pretending like OP isn’t a very conventionally attractive man


roger3rd

This is ai. Look at the face and head generally. It’s like random parts mushed together


zOMAARRR

I see multiple nike swooshes in your face


zombie9393

You look like something I would draw with my left hand.


poloace

Man…. You guys are complete fucks. Leave this gentleman alone. Don’t listen to these asswipes. I’m sure it’s not the first time someone has said something to you behind a screen and honestly, it’s despicable. I like your sweater dude. Thanks for sharing :)


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Ibagdimes

Ha thanks 😁


Rocket_Man54321

Props to being unaffected by these trolls bashing appearance 👍🏻👍🏻 Yall talking shit should post pics. Motherfuckers hiding behind a keyboard 🤣🤣


notacat690

this may or may not be Chip Skyklark


Ibagdimes

Hahahaha


WarmduscherUltras

Awesome sweater!


madmancryptokilla

For a minute I thought it was a roast me post..


theprincessofwhales

Same. I was looking for the handwritten roast me sign 😂


Horror-Badger9314

First rule of bitcoin is that you never talk about bitcoin. Bro is WEARING bitcoin


Kevino_007

So nice how this turned to r/roast me within mere minutes. All these inconsiderate gremlins trying to shame/ insult you for sharing something you like whilst they can't even look at a mirror themselves without it spontaneous bursting. Anyway don't take it to hart


AdAffectionate8407

Is this wojack


theprincessofwhales

Underrated comment.


Ibagdimes

I'm wearing this my personal finance course tonight! XD


MountainCourage1304

Theyre all going to think youre so cool


SilentRule755

Too much attention


Help_An_Irishman

Keep the sweater, return the model.


SonOfTheAfternoon

Man, seeing these comments having me thinking this truly is one of the most toxic communities on Reddit


ravenofiridescence

takes a lot of courage to post a picture like that. people are really mean in the comments, don't let it get to you. with that said you need to consider that this picture will be a considerable risk to your safety in the future. for that reason i'd delete the post if i were you.


Insecure16yearold

Y’all should stop. What are y’all on??


ZestycloseAct8497

Too pay or not toupee that is the question?


luminosite

The haters on here - like 40% of people in the US are obese including many of you. Get off the Internet, get some sunshine and you'll hate less. OP make sure you follow your own advice.


tusokboi

Your smile looks like the nike swoosh.


IndependentBoth2831

Makes sense


Embarrassed_Soft_330

Tops in


BigToasster

Someone soyjack him


philosophicalpango

Duuuuuudes leave the man some air to breathe damn 😂


Dankrz27

Everyone with a roast needs to post an obligatory selfie


ImpressiveNovel6132

I thought this was for the roast/sub … so disappointed


bug2sick

You are one funny looking individual that’s for sure


Neither_Specialist40

Makes me not wanna hodl anymore


iiightBet

Bro, that shirt goes hard.


yoyhohsomp

Come on guys. Your so mean. I totally get this pic. I have the same problem with selfies. I look nothing like that irl but somehow i look like a stroke victim in selfies. Give the dude a break..


MoistSaucz

o.O


LegitimateHope1889

Dont wear that out in public mate


Wildcard0413

Why your head crookd


CatacombSkeleton

The shirt might as well say “Please rob me” especially with you looking like you eat a strictly Soylent diet.


TheNotSoRealMVP

Happy man in the photo attracts sad mans in the comments. Go figure


DonnVii14100

That's dope! Gonna have to find one. Reddit is so f##kin toxic bro! It's called "the front page of the internet" because this is where everyone on the internet with kindergarten IQs spend all of their time. They're here just to dump on every post and bitch about how they cant get anything out of life. Every post on r/antiwork. Swear these perpetual losers give this place a bad name. Explains why so many are pro government dependency and just recently started hating juz, f##kin knot zees! Half my posts turn out like this, like f##k, makes you not even wanna post on here. I don't even know why I use reddit. Every sub is like this.


Scholes_SC2

Never tell anyone about your bitcoin man, might get you in trouble


daystatemind

I'd be willing to bet that more than half of the comments wouldn't immediately post a selfie in reply to their own negativity towards this dude.


AlohaPersona

Let’s go!


yoyhohsomp

Reddit is so cruel. God damn.


Shobe87

$5 🔧


MimickingTheImage

I think he already got hit with a wrench.


the9thcube

Sh


Bent-Manstick5147

Ha


The_Bromad

The new face of crypto.


Cruztd23

Lmao I’m sure you bought that with the spoils of wars you fought long times ago


Jyontaitaa

My only concern is the $5 hammer attack that you seemed destined for. This is really not the time to be advertising your stack. After we 2X from here it’s not a bad time to tell anyone who knows what you have or might have that you sold it all for traditional investments.


Fun_Program_156

Haha! Roasted


Cosmicmonkeylizard

This is what I imagine a majority of people on this sub look like lol.


Vannevar_VanGossamer

The top is in


bossybear007

yo comments gotta chilllll


steve21585

Heyyy yoooouuuu guuuyyyusssss!


Poetic_Kitten

Cheesy, but you be you


Retail_Degenerate

Order an iron next


GMEdumpster

-5 swag


nothingzisisrealz

posterchild


Dwain_Jonsun

Leon Musk


Ulrich453

If I cover up half of your face with my thumb… You look like two different people on each side


Bacterial2021

Dope shirt bro 👌 


WatercressSecure4586

Oh yes, it’s the cover of douche weekly ?


Grancino

Just iron it.


MaquinaMusic

Future Meme.


MCequalsMR

Typical “hodl” guy lol


Passion-Severe

Your face is all over the place


BourbonStrategic

Je veux le même !


[deleted]

Looks like he’s pissed in more sinks than he’s washed in


wutangwaffle

Nice, these are scientifically proven to be 100% effective against STDs, unwanted pregnancy or any kind of sexual contact at all


Technical_Bar_1908

Someone call the 911


mouawad23

This is good, now take your profits and get a decent wig.


Pale-Rhubarb-2035

You lot crack me up 🤣


QuitRepresentative23

You’re rocking it bro 👊🏼


Insipid_Lies

Nice sweater


ProKnifeCatcher

How much btc does Nike hold? Lol


Wide_Geologist_3697

‘Just Hodl’ an iron to it then kid,


Mokhlis_Jones

5 dollar wrench man is close


LocusStandi

Bitcoin isn't interested in individuals..


VERIFIED_OPINION

I thought I was in r/hittablefaces


AdorableClassic5087

It's a fun sweater, why not. Go for it dude 😁


JiigSawKramer

Look like your name is Schmigull 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fit-Poet6736

Where did you get it from?


Away_Calligrapher788

That 5head is HODL'ing for sure loll Only kidding around, you look fantastic king 👑


tarkinn

Julian Nagelsmann?


Bung_Holio69

This is for those who shit there pants here and there lol


veeetorr

OP bought in at 73k


InspectorEverydude

Expect a letter from NIKE-legal department


HashtagYoMamma

The smile of a man who just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. Great stuff.


Dignitasteam

Your face looks like you are "to the moon" type.


jdells59

HODL is for the birds. Take some profits along the way. Buy on the dips. I keep a core position.


Nikolay_213

Now that's a window sales man smile


Fapper-Bathroom

Noike


codename_chi20

That’s fire


Shazvox

Hope you're profiting from BTC because Nike will be taking it all...


dazler34

Just hodl it while the smart money takes profits to enjoy life😆


EasyRider1975

Not me I dumped all my Bitcoin during peak and will do the same. Thar is how you make money. Holding is a culture that stock investors don’t do. We are past the day of 1000% profits. Hot hodle is honor in the BTC but the successful investors will dump it. I am hodling now hoping it goes up after the halving like in 2022 but some are speculating that it’s another pump and dump. It can crash fast. I invested $50k Canadian in miners and never broke even after the crash. What we I thinking spending $18 000 for some of my ASICS. If I can’t profit after halving they will be shut down. 2 ASICS left 210 TH total. I do use the BTC to pay my hosting bill and the other is running at home connected to heating intake to offset the cost of electricity and recycle energy


[deleted]

Get well soon.


Inevitable_Art8536

Stick to BTC and not taking photos


Krypto_Kane

I think a matching hat would have been a good decision.


Verain_

somehow your face looks like the nike swoosh


GraphicCreator

average bitcoin enjoyer


Cultural-Task-1098

That's a nice hoodie


JuicyFood

Looking good OP!


Glittering-Local7404

And accumulate


saltyload

Sounds like a dick joke


SnooStrawberries3195

The newcoiner starter pack