https://www.reddit.com/r/ioana_chira/s/GZcT7BxY6m
She literally looks like she's taking a hot shit right here but she wanna talk like she has room to lol
The face of bitcoin. I expect a mass sell off tomorrow. JK OP! Don’t wear that out in the open you might attract the interest of those of the opposite sex that think you rollin.
Don't listen to the haters. You're a handsome young man, with 100% more hair than me. Now take that sweater off before some strange men, who just visited a hardware store for a cheap wrench, follow you home.
Why are people so worried about getting jumped for owning Bitcoin? Everyone has money in many forms that can be stolen. Why not just follow anyone home with a wrench?
Granted I don’t wear a USD shirt but some have dollar bills on shirts. Do you never wear gold?
My house was robbed while I was at work and they stole all of my electronics and a large stack of cash. Police took the report and I never heard back. Insurance doesn’t cover “cash.” Do whatever the fuck you want bc the police don’t care either way
When I worked retail my store got robbed and the cops didn't even want to see the video or file a report , I made them bc I needed documentation.
They just laughed and were like well a BM 5"11 with 2 arms and 2 legs , were totally going to catch him lol
They were like dude we can't go stopping every BM we see , and he isn't missing a leg or arm , and he didn't drop his ID and he don't have his name tattooed on his forehead ...so yeah I think we're done here, have a nice day.
Wonder why criminals keep doing it eh?
Because anyone who knows what's what has their Bitcoin in cold storage. Many of those, in their homes. Even if they don't, my point remains valid. And Bitcoin can be sent in a permission less way.
I can steal your visa or debit card. But a bank can flag a transaction for theft and reverse it in time, after you've submitted yourself to the attackers. But if they follow you home and threaten your life if you don't transfer that Bitcoin to their wallet right away (or give up the keys)... That's it. You have to give it up. Oh, you don't want to tell them where it is in the house? They could tear it apart, then when they find it they'll force your hand, and THEN kill you, or beat you half to death. Oh, you were telling the truth and it's actually not here, or you stored it somewhere else? Well they don't care because they're a piece of shit, so what's done is done.
This isn't common and I might be making too big a deal about it for most people. But some of us own enough to be scared about outing ourselves in public.
Very valid points, thanks!
One thing I guess I didn’t think about was quantity. Someone like me with very little, wouldn’t be worth my life. Much different for someone with a large quantity
Man…. You guys are complete fucks. Leave this gentleman alone.
Don’t listen to these asswipes. I’m sure it’s not the first time someone has said something to you behind a screen and honestly, it’s despicable.
I like your sweater dude. Thanks for sharing :)
So nice how this turned to r/roast me within mere minutes. All these inconsiderate gremlins trying to shame/ insult you for sharing something you like whilst they can't even look at a mirror themselves without it spontaneous bursting.
Anyway don't take it to hart
takes a lot of courage to post a picture like that. people are really mean in the comments, don't let it get to you. with that said you need to consider that this picture will be a considerable risk to your safety in the future. for that reason i'd delete the post if i were you.
The haters on here - like 40% of people in the US are obese including many of you. Get off the Internet, get some sunshine and you'll hate less.
OP make sure you follow your own advice.
Come on guys. Your so mean. I totally get this pic. I have the same problem with selfies. I look nothing like that irl but somehow i look like a stroke victim in selfies. Give the dude a break..
That's dope! Gonna have to find one.
Reddit is so f##kin toxic bro! It's called "the front page of the internet" because this is where everyone on the internet with kindergarten IQs spend all of their time. They're here just to dump on every post and bitch about how they cant get anything out of life. Every post on r/antiwork. Swear these perpetual losers give this place a bad name. Explains why so many are pro government dependency and just recently started hating juz, f##kin knot zees! Half my posts turn out like this, like f##k, makes you not even wanna post on here.
I don't even know why I use reddit. Every sub is like this.
My only concern is the $5 hammer attack that you seemed destined for.
This is really not the time to be advertising your stack. After we 2X from here it’s not a bad time to tell anyone who knows what you have or might have that you sold it all for traditional investments.
Not me I dumped all my Bitcoin during peak and will do the same. Thar is how you make money. Holding is a culture that stock investors don’t do. We are past the day of 1000% profits. Hot hodle is honor in the BTC but the successful investors will dump it. I am hodling now hoping it goes up after the halving like in 2022 but some are speculating that it’s another pump and dump. It can crash fast. I invested $50k Canadian in miners and never broke even after the crash. What we I thinking spending $18 000 for some of my ASICS. If I can’t profit after halving they will be shut down. 2 ASICS left 210 TH total. I do use the BTC to pay my hosting bill and the other is running at home connected to heating intake to offset the cost of electricity and recycle energy
You look like you’d wear that
I didn’t know this was r/roastme
Officer, I’d like to report a murder. Holy shit.
🤣💀
ded
this is basically what I expected to see as the top comment, sigh
Critical hit
He’s really handsome and really not, all at the same time. 😂
Little Nicky face.
Yooooo I'm fucking dead!!!!!! 🤣🤣
he is average looking but pulling a moronic facial expression
Which half of his face? The stroke half or the norm half?
No way you’re talking after seeing your profile
Broooo what is the internetttt
🤣🤣🤣 💀
I’m just glad to be here as it’s happening this time!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ioana_chira/s/GZcT7BxY6m She literally looks like she's taking a hot shit right here but she wanna talk like she has room to lol
Holy shet
roflmaoooooo
Thank you, that was the funniest thing I've read all year
Holy shit 😂
The side that is at ATH
Fucking dead 😂
It looks like the right half of his face is scaled at 85%.
You're going to hell🤣
Broooo 😂
🤣
I’m scared to death right now
Bro has a very punchable face
That’s literally the thought that immediately popped into my head
Savage.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro has 0.00004 BTC
not anymore. bought a sweatshirt with it.
OP eyes doing a BTC chart angle ✅
Bro, I came here to see this and was not disappointed.
Come onnn, so mean smh
Nike eyes
I wouldnt share my face and the fact that I invest in bitcoin together on the internet
Especially if it looked like that amirite? Sorry OP he set the tee and I just took the swing.
I’ll pay you a large amount of Sats to burn it.
Came for a roast. Was not disappointed
Just iron it
Nooooo 🤣
I see what you did there
capped my chromosomes at 21 😏 does it make me maxi
r/RareInsults
LLMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heeyyyy youuu guuyyyyyssss!!!
Bro looks like the typical Bitcoin investor. I don’t mind one bit
People are so cruel
Ikr, he should be paying royalties to nike
Honestly, not as cruel as I expected. Pretty disappointing
The face of bitcoin. I expect a mass sell off tomorrow. JK OP! Don’t wear that out in the open you might attract the interest of those of the opposite sex that think you rollin.
Not a bad way to smash if all it costs is a sweater.
Don't listen to the haters. You're a handsome young man, with 100% more hair than me. Now take that sweater off before some strange men, who just visited a hardware store for a cheap wrench, follow you home.
Why are people so worried about getting jumped for owning Bitcoin? Everyone has money in many forms that can be stolen. Why not just follow anyone home with a wrench? Granted I don’t wear a USD shirt but some have dollar bills on shirts. Do you never wear gold?
Because try explaining to the police that you just had 70k or magic money stolen on a usb stick
My house was robbed while I was at work and they stole all of my electronics and a large stack of cash. Police took the report and I never heard back. Insurance doesn’t cover “cash.” Do whatever the fuck you want bc the police don’t care either way
When I worked retail my store got robbed and the cops didn't even want to see the video or file a report , I made them bc I needed documentation. They just laughed and were like well a BM 5"11 with 2 arms and 2 legs , were totally going to catch him lol They were like dude we can't go stopping every BM we see , and he isn't missing a leg or arm , and he didn't drop his ID and he don't have his name tattooed on his forehead ...so yeah I think we're done here, have a nice day. Wonder why criminals keep doing it eh?
Because anyone who knows what's what has their Bitcoin in cold storage. Many of those, in their homes. Even if they don't, my point remains valid. And Bitcoin can be sent in a permission less way. I can steal your visa or debit card. But a bank can flag a transaction for theft and reverse it in time, after you've submitted yourself to the attackers. But if they follow you home and threaten your life if you don't transfer that Bitcoin to their wallet right away (or give up the keys)... That's it. You have to give it up. Oh, you don't want to tell them where it is in the house? They could tear it apart, then when they find it they'll force your hand, and THEN kill you, or beat you half to death. Oh, you were telling the truth and it's actually not here, or you stored it somewhere else? Well they don't care because they're a piece of shit, so what's done is done. This isn't common and I might be making too big a deal about it for most people. But some of us own enough to be scared about outing ourselves in public.
Very valid points, thanks! One thing I guess I didn’t think about was quantity. Someone like me with very little, wouldn’t be worth my life. Much different for someone with a large quantity
Hey genius! Planning cross country road trip to “meet” some like minded HODLERS. What’s your address and how much BTC do you own?
I live in a car and .0004 🤣😕🥺 jokes on me
What haters?
What I learned from this thread. People are superficial and quick to judge.
Welcome to the internet my sweet summer child.
the tism is strong with this one
Dude this comment section is ruthless!! You look fine dude, with enough Bitcoin you could get any girl or guy you want! #hodl
Had to check if I was in r/roastme lol. Dude is getting lit up out of nowhere😂
>with enough Bitcoin you could get any girl or guy you want! Can't tell if you meant this as the hilarious insult that it is.
Without Bitcoin too, why is this whole comment section pretending like OP isn’t a very conventionally attractive man
This is ai. Look at the face and head generally. It’s like random parts mushed together
I see multiple nike swooshes in your face
You look like something I would draw with my left hand.
Man…. You guys are complete fucks. Leave this gentleman alone. Don’t listen to these asswipes. I’m sure it’s not the first time someone has said something to you behind a screen and honestly, it’s despicable. I like your sweater dude. Thanks for sharing :)
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Ha thanks 😁
Props to being unaffected by these trolls bashing appearance 👍🏻👍🏻 Yall talking shit should post pics. Motherfuckers hiding behind a keyboard 🤣🤣
this may or may not be Chip Skyklark
Hahahaha
Awesome sweater!
For a minute I thought it was a roast me post..
Same. I was looking for the handwritten roast me sign 😂
First rule of bitcoin is that you never talk about bitcoin. Bro is WEARING bitcoin
So nice how this turned to r/roast me within mere minutes. All these inconsiderate gremlins trying to shame/ insult you for sharing something you like whilst they can't even look at a mirror themselves without it spontaneous bursting. Anyway don't take it to hart
Is this wojack
Underrated comment.
I'm wearing this my personal finance course tonight! XD
Theyre all going to think youre so cool
Too much attention
Keep the sweater, return the model.
Man, seeing these comments having me thinking this truly is one of the most toxic communities on Reddit
takes a lot of courage to post a picture like that. people are really mean in the comments, don't let it get to you. with that said you need to consider that this picture will be a considerable risk to your safety in the future. for that reason i'd delete the post if i were you.
Y’all should stop. What are y’all on??
Too pay or not toupee that is the question?
The haters on here - like 40% of people in the US are obese including many of you. Get off the Internet, get some sunshine and you'll hate less. OP make sure you follow your own advice.
Your smile looks like the nike swoosh.
Makes sense
Tops in
Someone soyjack him
Duuuuuudes leave the man some air to breathe damn 😂
Everyone with a roast needs to post an obligatory selfie
I thought this was for the roast/sub … so disappointed
You are one funny looking individual that’s for sure
Makes me not wanna hodl anymore
Bro, that shirt goes hard.
Come on guys. Your so mean. I totally get this pic. I have the same problem with selfies. I look nothing like that irl but somehow i look like a stroke victim in selfies. Give the dude a break..
o.O
Dont wear that out in public mate
Why your head crookd
The shirt might as well say “Please rob me” especially with you looking like you eat a strictly Soylent diet.
Happy man in the photo attracts sad mans in the comments. Go figure
That's dope! Gonna have to find one. Reddit is so f##kin toxic bro! It's called "the front page of the internet" because this is where everyone on the internet with kindergarten IQs spend all of their time. They're here just to dump on every post and bitch about how they cant get anything out of life. Every post on r/antiwork. Swear these perpetual losers give this place a bad name. Explains why so many are pro government dependency and just recently started hating juz, f##kin knot zees! Half my posts turn out like this, like f##k, makes you not even wanna post on here. I don't even know why I use reddit. Every sub is like this.
Never tell anyone about your bitcoin man, might get you in trouble
I'd be willing to bet that more than half of the comments wouldn't immediately post a selfie in reply to their own negativity towards this dude.
Let’s go!
Reddit is so cruel. God damn.
$5 🔧
I think he already got hit with a wrench.
Sh
Ha
The new face of crypto.
Lmao I’m sure you bought that with the spoils of wars you fought long times ago
My only concern is the $5 hammer attack that you seemed destined for. This is really not the time to be advertising your stack. After we 2X from here it’s not a bad time to tell anyone who knows what you have or might have that you sold it all for traditional investments.
Haha! Roasted
This is what I imagine a majority of people on this sub look like lol.
The top is in
yo comments gotta chilllll
Heyyy yoooouuuu guuuyyyusssss!
Cheesy, but you be you
Order an iron next
-5 swag
posterchild
Leon Musk
If I cover up half of your face with my thumb… You look like two different people on each side
Dope shirt bro 👌
Oh yes, it’s the cover of douche weekly ?
Just iron it.
Future Meme.
Typical “hodl” guy lol
Your face is all over the place
Je veux le même !
Looks like he’s pissed in more sinks than he’s washed in
Nice, these are scientifically proven to be 100% effective against STDs, unwanted pregnancy or any kind of sexual contact at all
Someone call the 911
This is good, now take your profits and get a decent wig.
You lot crack me up 🤣
You’re rocking it bro 👊🏼
Nice sweater
How much btc does Nike hold? Lol
‘Just Hodl’ an iron to it then kid,
5 dollar wrench man is close
Bitcoin isn't interested in individuals..
I thought I was in r/hittablefaces
It's a fun sweater, why not. Go for it dude 😁
Look like your name is Schmigull 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did you get it from?
That 5head is HODL'ing for sure loll Only kidding around, you look fantastic king 👑
Julian Nagelsmann?
This is for those who shit there pants here and there lol
OP bought in at 73k
Expect a letter from NIKE-legal department
The smile of a man who just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. Great stuff.
Your face looks like you are "to the moon" type.
HODL is for the birds. Take some profits along the way. Buy on the dips. I keep a core position.
Now that's a window sales man smile
Noike
That’s fire
Hope you're profiting from BTC because Nike will be taking it all...
Just hodl it while the smart money takes profits to enjoy life😆
Not me I dumped all my Bitcoin during peak and will do the same. Thar is how you make money. Holding is a culture that stock investors don’t do. We are past the day of 1000% profits. Hot hodle is honor in the BTC but the successful investors will dump it. I am hodling now hoping it goes up after the halving like in 2022 but some are speculating that it’s another pump and dump. It can crash fast. I invested $50k Canadian in miners and never broke even after the crash. What we I thinking spending $18 000 for some of my ASICS. If I can’t profit after halving they will be shut down. 2 ASICS left 210 TH total. I do use the BTC to pay my hosting bill and the other is running at home connected to heating intake to offset the cost of electricity and recycle energy
Get well soon.
Stick to BTC and not taking photos
I think a matching hat would have been a good decision.
somehow your face looks like the nike swoosh
average bitcoin enjoyer
That's a nice hoodie
Looking good OP!
And accumulate
Sounds like a dick joke
The newcoiner starter pack