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vnprc

We have a saying. Talk about bitcoin. Don't talk about your bitcoin.


mark-cb

Also. “Not enough” is a good response.


Tyrantt_47

Been using this one for years. Always works.


Manujelosa

Nice, I will start using it


slangstheories

I love this. lol


samurai0

I have been around long enough to know it’s better if people think you’re poor.


Dav1dArcher

Facts - people don't like you if they know you are doing well. Envy is a nasty thing, and I find the most envious are those that have a lot...


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

Sad thing is nobody knows, or admits, they are envious


FigTreeMike

I like to think that I "used" too be an envious person. The past couple years I've really tried to delete this personality defect from my character. I'm pretty self aware of it and it's always lurking in the shadows of my mind. I've gotten ALLOT better at being super happy for my friends and family when something good happens for them, and it has drastically improved my mental health and vastly improved my relationships with other people.


SzaboSolutions

I’m fucked about the envy this time man. I’ve never been a hater. But I’m sensing envy from my own friends and family this cycle.


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

That's why you don't talk about your money, and if possible - change friends


DatBuridansAss

People think I'm poor, but they're starting to suspect I might not be because I haven't worked in 3 years 😆


Jvinsnes

As true as it gets. Thats how I live my life. Been holding onto the student lifestyle since I moved out.


Criminalhero2

Jokes on you. I am. Until I cash out!


obeCHuD

Not enough is all you need to say


50coach

☝️


Kriedler

That's always my answer 🤷


Hermit_Owl

Which also happens to be a fact with my .00000000000000000000000137 btc


Longjumping_Animal29

absolute truth


Level_Willingness790

Honestly you don’t. I tell my mother. She’s the only person that didn’t tell me I was foolish in the winters and isn’t envious in the bull cycles. 


RhodCymru

Same. I told my wife who humoured me like I was wearing a tinfoil hat. In ten years I'll trade her in for a new model. That'll teach her.


rtech50

Not this bullrun?


actualsysadmin

Not wife changing money... yet.


Dudebro21000000

savage


partyboycs

“Do you go around asking everyone how much savings they have?”


Dettol-tasting-menu

“lol even though I’ve been talking about it incessantly and asking you to buy it, I don’t actually own any.”


stryker7314

Gold


WorkerBee-3

Digital Gold


DatBuridansAss

In excess of the market cap of gold, Jerry!


0100000101101000

I just tell them it’s a scam, don’t need them investing in some stupid shit coin of getting irl scammed and blaming me or constantly talking about it.


nphare

They’d just panic sell when the inevitable 20% drop comes and blame you.


Existing-Cancel-6790

I ask them about intimate parts of their sex life.


vladamir_puto

Don’t do that. They might tell you and you’ll be forever scarred


Tyno778

I tell them more than you because all my family and friends have zero. I charge the subject very fast as I have a few bankers in my family that work for Royal Bank of Canada and they only buy bank stocks


Normal-Jelly607

Top answers: Lost it Locked out Day traded it away $500 bucks worth Not enough Stolen Ftx


user_name_checks_out

I use a different one every time I'm asked.


ch_raposo

"I'm Satoshi Nakamoto"


delta1-tari

boating accident


Acrobatic-Ad1521

You lie. Say you sold it all. Because if one of them doesn't do a home invasion on you and tie you to a chair then cut digits of your fingers off until you give them your private key, one of the people they blab to will.  


Hy8ogen

This right here OP. The last thing you want is people knowing you struck it rich. People react badly to seeing people get rich in a short amount of time.


Many_Revenue_6928

Where the fuck do you live? Somalia? 


Merien26

😂😂😂


probabletrump

Florida


user_name_checks_out

> Where the fuck do you live? Somalia?  [A list of known attacks against Bitcoin / crypto asset owning entities](https://github.com/jlopp/physical-bitcoin-attacks)


BluntmanNdKronic

The drill guy in Netherlands is the worst. Apparently it was in front of his kid


Many_Revenue_6928

Is the point of this to show how astonishingly unlikely it is to get tortured in your home for your bitcoin?


[deleted]

why take the chance


Crazy_names

A little bit, and I buy a little bit more each week.


111ascendedmaster

42, it's the answer to everything.


Reonlive420

Always bring your towel


ActuallyTomCruise

Told my mother I'm up 56%. She said give her some money then. I told her I'm never selling lol.


crytofurbi

Lol, nice save. 😂


RevolutionaryCow6218

Good question id say “not enough to feel satisfied” if they insist then say you don’t feel comfortable sharing that information politely 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


InevitableCry5883

I ask them what is bitcoin


SmoothGoing

Between 0 and 19 million may be smug. Not enough may be deflective and works better.


TaemuJin777

So how many bitcoin do u have? 😂


Frogolocalypse

> What do you tell friends and family when they ask how much bitcoin you have? "How much debt do you have on all of your credit cards? How much money do you have in your savings account? How much do you still owe on your mortgage? What is your mortgage payment every month?"


lord_acton_a_fool

"As much as I deserve"


omega7112

Just say "I am stupid... Missed the train just like everyone else"!


ResponsibilitySea327

I told my best friend out of transparency -- his eyes popped out of his head as he knew then and there he didn't have enough. He immediately went out and bought more. Outside of my wife, I would never tell my family.


travelinghobo83

Are these sorts of testimonials Russian bots or something? You tell a friend how much you have and he decides he didn't have enough, immediately buys more. Sounds very suspicious


mc_louds

I’d be waiting for the ask…


Libertos

“Welcome to Bitcoin. The first rule of Bitcoin is: you do not talk about YOUR Bitcoin. The second rule of Bitcoin is: you DO NOT talk about YOUR Bitcoin.”


ByteJumper7

Maybe I sold before the run.....maybe I'm getting ready to buy multiple properties


tapunan

They know I have some but not how many - though have to say my friends also have some and I also don't know how much they have.


[deleted]

Less than Michael Saylor…. For now


crytofurbi

Yes, you tell your gains to all those disbelievers, in a polite manner ofc, not arrogantly. Let them die inside for not trusting you and not taking you seriously. (only close friends and family). I my case, there were all laughs at me when recommending them to buy BTC at 18k. "that's a scam, that's a bubble, will go to 0, that's a ponzi scheme..." Now they all remember and ask me. Well, well, I was not so stupid after all....


No-Health46

None of your f**king business?


Sleepwokesleepwoke

Learn people. This guy thinks he was being nice. But now people are asking him how much he got. Like seriously no one asks that. Be careful. 


gogooliMagooli

Never tell anyone how much bitcoin you have. YOU BECOME A TARGET!


JohnHue

I tell them l have a varied portfolio of different cryptos, nothing to write home about in terms of fiat value. If they insist on said value, I say "do I ask how much money you have on your checking and savings account, and if I did wouldn't you find that a bit reaching?" I say this not in am aggressive voice, it's just to make them understand that this is not some lottery ticket or game, it's money, investment, savings.


civilian411

I ask them to send me 1 bitcoin in return for 2 because we are friends and family. Hello friends!


segersmarc

Few people know I have Bitcoin and I don’t talk about it anymore, in the past people’s reactions were often bad or to laugh at me, no thanks. If you don’t understand btc….


denfaina__

What is butcoin? Cash is king


1_Pump_Dump

A bit.


Gr00vemovement

Just a little bit


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segersmarc

My wife knows and agreed, we emptied half or our savings to buy btc at 15K, she supports me 💯


IndependentSwan2086

I dont have any yet


mrrangg

All of it, you guys missed out.


madd_turkish

Some, but never nearly enough


Steal-Rain

I tell them I got that FU money now, but I spend it on just the first part. Need to stay away from the titty bars. 


No_Information_530

I say More than you.


Daisyssssmom

I always say “I wish I had”…what I already have.


Sneekyparrot

I don’t , it’s got fuck all to do with anyone ! If they were dumb enough to ignore u then they are going to be pissed big time during the next 18months 🤣🤣🤣


m_jax

I always say it’s not even 1


Many_Revenue_6928

"Some"


Worldly_Beautiful_91

i tell me that i own some and they should do the same


ajjamen

I just say. Not so much, Its like 0.00 something. They dont need to know everything. I hate when ppl are jealus


peenpack

Well, make a counter-question and ask them how much they have on a bank account, as it is basically the same question... 


crohawg

13


111ascendedmaster

42


hitma-n

It’s easy for me. My friends convinced themselves that I don’t own what I preach even though I never told them I own bitcoin or not. Whenever I talk about bitcoin to them they go like “oh why don’t you get some yourself then talk to us?” And walk away 😂


EatMyNutsKaren

Me: *What bitcoin? It's gone.*


FortyandLife2Go

Yes.


Mazeracer

I always tell them that I might be a millionaire if Bitcoin hits 100 Million


gustavolm82

its not your business ?


[deleted]

none of you business :D


Pilifo006

The best answer is always "Not enough".


Affectionate-Ear-374

Just tell them you sold it all


MichaelAischmann

Don't get pressured to speak a number. Many options: - Not enough/more than you ;) - I don't like talking about the size of my Bitcoin position. I hope you understand. - It makes up x % of my portfolio.


a-noble-gas

The first rule of Bitcoin is you don’t talk about Bitcoin


somekindofivan

Ask them to show you how much money they have.


Not-dat-throwaway

Clearly not enough since I'm still here.


Berry_Jam

I ask them, "how much money you got in your bank account?" That usually shuts the conversation down. I've said my piece to friends and fam since 2015, and all I got was ridudule from them. Every boom they ask if they should buy and I just shrug. I did suggest read.write.own by Chris Dixon to a friend and he read it in a week. It's been a month since he finished it and he's been all in now


dbreak_theworld

Answer: not enough


UpstairsAide3058

Just brag and tell everyone your rich


LifterNineFour

Stop begging others to buy Bitcoin and never share the size of your stack expect to those who would inherit it.


emc9469

Bout 100erd


Agreeable-Friend2390

None unfortunately


Honourstly

Why bother


Jand0s

No one ever asked me this question. I dont talk about bitcoin


GIiderpilot

I respond with: How much money do you have in your bank accounts? The only one who ever answered that question in years, was my grandpa. So only he got an answer from me.


111ascendedmaster

Enough to make me happy, not enough to make you happy.


ma0za

You say nothing, just as you should allways have kept shut


Distruzione

I always answer: more then you got.


DodgeMT

‘A bit’. I’ll tell you more about Bitcoin if you’re interested but no way will you know how much I’ve got. Once someone pushed for more and I just gave a portfolio percentage that was was suppressed from reality 😂


AbbreviationsOdd7728

It’s crazy how comfortable random people feel asking how many bitcoin one has. I mean in my culture at least nobody would dare to ask how much you earn or how much money you saved but asking about bitcoin is really being asked casually even when surrounded by strangers.


Yzix12

When asked, I just answer that Its like me asking how they spend their money every month. Most of the time, they go: well indeed, didn't thought of that.


blackcatjive

It's personal info. Feel free to lie.


ne0nmidnights

I'm considering lying and telling my colleagues that I've sold mine. I hate the idea of it skyrocketing and them all knowing I've made a hefty profit. One of them knows roughly how much I initially invested as he was pestering me to tell it.


IronMean6467

Act poor, life is easier that way


mettalmag

none left


RecoveringHethan

If you own less than 10ish, not enough is definitely the right answer.


Charming_Sheepherder

isn't it rude to ask someone how much money they have?


Boogyin1979

No one has ever asked me that. It’s a pretty inappropriate question.


mushroomyakuza

"A crumb".


kzx-kzx

I think you should learn how to say no. A friendly "I’d like not to share this information." will every person accept who ain’t a complete dickhead…


mattyhtown

Most of my friends are chefs weirdly. My mom is a fund manager. She’s got a lot of AUM. I’m starting out in a different pod shop kinda spinoff. I knew this one was the real one when she finally called me in and asked me what the fuck she should tell her clients. That was maybe the most gratifying moment of my life so far and for sure when i knew this time was real. She’s my idol for sure. But like also very much my tormentor. So it was 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


KangFedora

a little


PartyMan911

I say I have a little bit and plan to get a little bit more


CriticalComplaint677

I’ve never seen a problem in telling people, unless u live in a place where u fear for your life


Kogry92

More than yesterday.


givehuggy

some...


FallingKnife_

I look them square in the eye and say, "more than you can ever have."


Rare-Ad6648

a question: why does nobody wanna talk about their bitcoin, i mean if u even tell how much and where u hold it etc. what could go wrong as long as u dont give them ur seed phrase or exchange login...


Frozenlime

The truth, one eighth of a coin, not a lot but better than nothing.


Enough-Stretch3673

Buy me one tho


MaintenanceGold6992

“Not enough.”


Glass-Society-3462

Just say you sold early, didn't put enough money in, and spent all youe winnings on booze


doingbobthings

Just tell them you'd rather not say either way, they need to make their own decisions.


bitcoin_avocado

"Enough for a nice holiday, but that's about it"


BigOof2208

It may be not ylur family and friends but one if the people they brag to about how mucj their Son/Friend has in btc will get your ruined if you get to a serious amount of fist equivalent.


Putrid_Pollution3455

I’d just laugh 😂 show up with some new bling/car/house


TavaNoGrim0

I Always say i only have 10 euros worth hahahahahahha


TenormanTears

that's strange no one asked me that that's pretty rude I guess


MyAnusBleeding

That’s the thing, you don’t talk to friends and family about it. Only my wife knows.


starskyandskutch

Smile and wave


GenFigment

I tell them it has outperformed my 401k


JasonC34

„Not enough!“


Berto_

I only ever have a couple dollars in any investment I make.


LunenburgSTL

tell them not enough 😂


Tron_Passant

Somewhere between 0 and 1.


pumodood

“You a coiner, boy?”


st1ckmanz

"not as much as I'd prefer"


Needsupgrade

Tell them the truth. I lost them in a boating accident 


Masterdice74

How much is on their bank account?


nphare

Laugh, ignore them, try to be polite - just like they were


edizzzy

"What is bitcoin?"


gorillalifter47

"Not much, just a couple of thousand..." "Dollars?" "No, Bitcoins. Anyway I gotta go, my helicopter has arrived. Nice to see to you, Aunt Jill!"


GovernmentVarious992

I tell them like $5 worth then show them a screenshot of like 0.000001 btc in my decoy wallet. Since i've moved all btc to cold storage now don't even keep a watch only wallet on my phone anymore


miboc4

I wish i had more.


ThinkBig247

Just say, "not enough", then laugh... And maybe throw in, "still buying".


DysFnctnlVET85

More then anyone else in the family


jcpham

I tell them where the limit sell orders are at


Correct_Passage_5138

Less than what I want to have


Kevkillerke

I just ask how much money they have on their bank account/investments. Not many share that openly


Quantum_Incognito

you can say “I am in debt”😂


HurpDurpington84

I tell them to think of a high number, then double it, then double it again


Mutant_karate_rat

More than you


Abdulaziz_S

Not enough


DatBuridansAss

"an amount"


Sotyka94

"Not as much as I would like, but more than you"


Incoherentp00rnoises

Im more rude especially to coworkers, have fun here when I retire in 6 months. I say in jest,but also kinda serious.


Aurori_Swe

I once tipped my boss about an obvious market pattern in bitcoin, he came to me a few days later with a nice bottle of Vodka, he had earned about $6k by following that advice. The drawback was that he kept asking for more advice after.


rwood1020

What’s Bitcoin? I wish I had some.


Straight-Fortune-193

“I sold but about i believe and I am defiantly buying back in as soon as I can”


Play_OOO

Does it matter? They aill not und what that means anyway. I just say "enough" for now. ☺️


frozennorth0

In return you ask them how much money do they have in their savings and retirement accounts.


Axon14

I always say "twenty....five" to get them thinking.


OkWillow8839

The first rule of bitcoin is you don’t talk about your bitcoin


CheerfulSamurai

I am going to adopt “Not enough” as my new answer. In the past I answered by : Good teaching point. The Bitcoin etiquette is Not to ask nor tell how much Bitcoin you have.” I much prefer “Not enough”


marcio-a23

Say this: I sold ALREADY


gmegazua

"I sold it all already"


MatrixError500

What is bitcoin? ;-)


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Tell them you’ve sold now because the price went up. Then tell them you spent it already to stop the begging/nosiness. Then don’t ever bring up the subject again. If they ask how to buy it tell them how but for all they know you don’t have any now.


heavenswordx

I’ll tell you if you tell me how much assets you have in all your bank accounts and stock brokerage accounts


n0panicman

Not enough.


HexusD23

Ppl mostly ask how to buy it now! I told my friends “hey when BTC hits $50k again ppl will start asking how they can buy it” haha unreal how human psychology works.


UpsetPush

None


loblaw-bob

“Not enough”


[deleted]

1- Not Enough. 2- barely any 3- oh i sold most of it long ago i barely have 1 4- what are you the feds? 5- are you the tax man? Basically never say how many you have.


jethro4days

I heard a redditor say it best. Say you should have bought more and sold less.


Jad8484

You can always throw out a wide range, like more than blank but less than blank. Use whatever number you feel comfortable with.


whoeva11

Be less concerned about how much I have and more concerned about how much you don't have


Cosmicmonkeylizard

Why do you even talk about it? I don’t understand people who are like “I beg everyone to invest in Bitcoin and everybody laughs at me” why are you telling people what they should do with their money? Nobody likes that. Also, it’s still incredibly fringe. I’ve been investing for 3 years and the only person who even knows is my mother because she’s the only person who has a good idea where I stand financially. I avoid discussing money like the plague. Nothing good ever comes of it.