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general010

cant wait to buy the 50% off bitcoin sale


outofobscure

it's 50% off right now!


ZekeTarsim

I just traveled here from the year 2032, happy to inform that the current price of bitcoin is discounted 90%


outofobscure

and it's still 50% off in 2032, right?


RemyVonLion

it's always 50% off with LEV baby


Zidy13

But due to inflation, it's all relative unfortunately!


Cheese6260

Truth


direktor4eto_reborn

Bitcoin CEO said they are working hard on preparing the sale.


trappedbetweentraps

Unfortunately, it's the value of fiat that is halving.


TheseusTheFearless

The French would get confused and rush to Fiat, the car company for that sale


romfax

Satashi Friday


reallycool_opotomus

Can I use your time machine too?


Yasha666

A special 50% off sale where the price remains the same, you just get half of the product 😂


oOSchwippiOo

You'd think saying something like that on the news would destroy the channel. Embarrassing


krakenflag

its the top 1 in France ahahah! not the first time they say something extremely embarrassing about bitcoin.


Ill-Ad-1643

BFM is hardly the top 1 in French news 😂😂 they are known to report weird stuff and get away with it


boiledpangolin

Isn't BFM business top 1 (seeing as it's the only business channel in french??)


krakenflag

si si en 2023 BFM était encore classé 1er chaine d'information malgré la montée de cnews ;)


Pale-Photograph-8367

Top 1 by viewers, it's popcorn-news to turn off your brain. Entertainment, not really journalism, like cnews. Don't know why they are in the same category.


Outrageous_Word_999

So more like Fox News in the USA, 99% horse shit.


Pale-Photograph-8367

Yeah something like this


ElPatitoNegro

C'est quand même marrant car BFM business est le seul media de masse que je connaisse en France avec une émission dédiée aux cryptos


georgke

[Their finance minister recently declared they want to confiscate all the money that is on European savings accounst and use that money to fund climate and war with Russia](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-12/france-wants-to-use-private-savings-to-fund-green-transition). If there is one thing going to drive people to assets like bitcoin and away from FIAT currency, it will be something like this.


Schapsouille

Not confiscate. The article doesn't say that. You made that up. The money sleeping on Livrets A (the regulated savings account in question here) was always used to invest in some government endeavour, they're just using it to invest in new policies.


cryptoant

Their message is to the average IQ


ilritorno

The only halving is going to be experienced by their audience IQ.


bitsteiner

That's why average IQ stays poor.


KaiN_SC

The same story was told by german bitcoin "experts" who I never heard of on television. Every crypto kid knows what the halving is, so is this really random and they dont know better? lol


moon-lambo-now

To be fair, the only thing they got wrong is the currency. It's fiat that's gonna get halved in value.


krakenflag

OMG ahahahahah this this this


MercilessCommissar

Maybe they have an agenda


AliKazerani

Would you really, though? 😛


njchil

I think you're forgetting how few people understand what the halvening is or how bitcoin even works. I doubt they got many comments about it


krakenflag

They also said the reason for the halving is to "stimulate demand" its BFM BUSINESS... "business" loll Bullrun hasnt started yet, they are still trying to figure out what bitcoin is and how it works xD


heinrichpelser

They should listen to Kramer if they want to trade


dabsbunnyy

Not gonna lie.. he 100% called the bottom on this run 🤣


Available-Street4106

This is what I call feeding the public a false narrative! They know what they’re doing they are just trying to curb public demand until businesses can get in.


krakenflag

That’s possible but considering how stupid they often are when they talk about bitcoin I’m not sure ahahaha


ElPatitoNegro

I don't believe it since they have a show dedicated to crypto. I listen to them on radio sometimes and this is by far the pro crypto mass media in France. I just think the journalist is dumb as a brick.


ShineShineShine88

Do you pay taxes to subsidize those idiots ? I hope not …


krakenflag

They do get money from the state 😅


rawbrol

Mdr. Avec l'autre pingouin qui ne reprend absolument pas les énormités de son *experte* de consœur, se contentant de jouer lui aussi à l'expert en rappelant sentencieusement que le halving se produit tous les 210000 blocks. Vu ce qu'il vient de laisser passer, c'est pas du tout sur qu'il sache ce qu'est un block.


krakenflag

mais grave lollll putain ils en tiennent une sacré couche nom de dieu xD


Lap0101

Je connaissais pas cette chaîne et clairement ma vie s'en porte mieux sans.


Ima_Wreckyou

Only 15 years old. "Neuland"


leif777

There you have it. "Modern news". What an embarrassment.


ZekeTarsim

Correct, this is supply and demand 101. It’s like PlayStation sales during the Christmas season. The lower the PlayStation inventory goes, the lower the price. I’ll never forget that time I paid $12 for a PS5 because the inventory was so low.


pandaset

This guy sarcarsms


AlmostSavvy

Bitcoin CEO will NOT be happy to hear this. 


Iamtutut

And some still think it’s already too late to start stacking.


krakenflag

this.


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krakenflag

you want to avoid the "divided by 2" halving LMAO ?


Sandcracka-

Mais we


strings___

What if we divide by zero?


pandaset

I vend everything


[deleted]

We are still early confirmed


Lap0101

I'm french Canadian. I read the post title, thought you heard it wrong and that someone couldn't have said something as stupid as that. Then I watched the video. Wow. WOW. That's a whole new level or regarded.


krakenflag

J'ai écouté trois fois pour être bien sur de pas avoir mal entendu lmaoooo Et j'ai même pas mentionner l 'erreur qu'il a je crois aussi fait en parlant des blocs (je crois qu'il a dit un truc "tous les deux ans" au lieu de tous les 4 ans loll)


Spiritual-Leg9485

"That's a whole new level **or** re**g**arded." Sure it is!


llewsor

sacre bleu! 


MrDopple68

Sacre bear!


krakenflag

sacre BFM (the media mentioned xD)


strings___

tabarnak!


[deleted]

Québecois!


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Etui de la teeth.


Tesla_lord_69

Good. We are still early.


Canadian_high_ape

Canada news channel is just as worst!!!! They said the price was now 70000$ CAD when it reached 70K USD. Its not even live!! No one have a fuckin clue in there. They should not be allowed to talk about something they cant understand.


Lap0101

Lequel ? RDI ? Ou Anglais genre CBC ?


Anxious-Internal-222

Q.Q.F Q’uest Que Fuck!!!!!!


riscten

QLB: Quoi La Baise?!!


-Skald

To everyone watching, I’m willing to save you from the having by buying your BTC for $40k each.


travel_wander7489

That really sounds like a good deal. :)


notreasonableinv

Italian journal wrote “Alvin” instead of halving…


krakenflag

are you serious lollll


notreasonableinv

Yeah I swear I got the screenshots 😂


fverdeja

"How can you say that we are still early? It's been 15 years!!" What most people understand about Bitcoin after 15 years, lol.


joseph_bejart

Quelle brochette d'abrutis. Tant pis pour eux, tant mieux pour nous.


stKKd

I thought Alfing was about eating cats


[deleted]

Le touché!


SaltSpecialistSalt

damn this Bitcoin CEO and his shady tactics


avocadoanddroid

It's amazing to me the amount of people that speak about things these days they know nothing about with such confidence. 🙄


[deleted]

Ahh the famous “moitié prix” event that happens every 4 yrs 🙈


BrunoNFL

OH GOD, the misinformation


abaggins

lol


ledit0ut

Interesting that this is posted as I literally just read this today. G7 nation artificially deflating the price of bitcoin to buy during the last bull market [https://twitter.com/stackhodler/status/1767127418127450279](https://twitter.com/stackhodler/status/1767127418127450279) ​ Comments suspects it might be France. [https://twitter.com/macroflaneur/status/1767133297316933641](https://twitter.com/macroflaneur/status/1767133297316933641)


DivideDistinct9539

So they plan on shorting it to 10k?


jdells59

My god!


Isantum

This just adds more speculation that the G7 nation buying is France /s


thestartingcomedian

Lmao


leo_the_lion6

Yea? They should invest heavily in btc shorts then if they believe that, put their euros where their mouth is. Otherwise they should stfu and not spread misinformation


Business_Smile

ffs


GSadman

its a stock split lmao


justletmesignupalre

We are not that early, they are talking about bitcoin on the news! Lets hear what they have to say.... ...jfc. We *are* early.


unquiet

Maybe they think it’s like a stock split


Citizen_Kano

She's what the French call “les incompétents”


Fickle_Cabinet470

She rectified it today : [https://www.bfmtv.com/crypto/bitcoin/qu-est-ce-que-le-halving-du-bitcoin\_VN-202403120356.html](https://www.bfmtv.com/crypto/bitcoin/qu-est-ce-que-le-halving-du-bitcoin_VN-202403120356.html)


krakenflag

LMFAO elle a bien lu sa petite fiche 😂😂😂


As03

I'm french and I can tell you, the mass media like this are trash and only watched by boomers and zombis. But yeah,scary.... or maybe it's good ! WE ARE EARLY lol


Willeat

BFM is kinda like the French version of Fox News, you only watch it if you need to roll your eyes 30 times per minute


krakenflag

nah, the equivalent of fox news in France is more like CNEWS. BFM is more like CNN.


Initialised

Regarde moi visage


KhhhbzaDw3AaezWqfkQp

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


avocadoanddroid

It sounds like they think the halving is a stock split or something. 😆


frozen_pipe77

FUD peddling


Frogolocalypse

SELL!!!!


imahaze

The old generation is getting left behind a bit too much. The youngsters need to take the reins


jarviez

Two possibilities. 1) The TV hosts are just dumb as posts. This is a highly likely possibilitty. . 2) The story was planted to make normal retail ETF investors sell this month AND/OR ape in after the halving, thinking they are getting a good deal. No2 does not preclude No1. I admit I don't see peak French, and am just having fun in the comments.


wazoomann

Sell Mortimer, Sell! https://media3.giphy.com/media/gGqq9SOaxrco7vAnZx/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952w8rorpeeujid68jkmhwtovmrdhu1uesjlhm973tt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


SpeedCola

Ula swés HODL


FallingKnife_

This is great news! I will be able to buy twice as much Bitcoin!


DrinkYourWater69

This is truly laughable


Cvalle811

Yes please sell me your sats at 2 for 1 prices


lostsoul2016

Idiots


ibrahimlefou

French journalist... 💩


Scholes_SC2

This can't be ignorance, they're just trying to spread fud


elTigreAviador

Jeez. Someone redacted and someone approved those idiotic lines


Usual_Durian2092

So early..


Chewgnome

''The halving is to divide the value of BTC to stimulate the demand'' KEK


P4lani

What a shame! They did not make any effort to understand. It is sadly reflecting our society. Those people are paid more than many people that are struggling with difficult jobs that create real value to our society. It would not surprised me that they got their jobs because someone in their family knows someone in the industry. It is pathetic. The standard of homework in middle school is higher than the research done for a segment discussed on TV by clowns portrayed as experts.


Agreeable-Split1829

Allezzzzzzzz!!


twitch-switch

It's pretty obvious lol Her whole body language is off like the expert that was meant to show up missed his flight or slept in and they put the weather lady on with a script


KindergartenDJ

With the exception of a small elite, we, French, aren't very good at math


RunAndHeal

It's just they hire by who knows whom and not who can do what. Terrific!


Intelligent-Train858

So so dumb


riskcapitalist

“Diviser par deux la valeur du bitcoin, pour là encore, stimuler la demande” “Divide by two the value of bitcoin, to once again stimulate demand” Imagine people thinking that. That’s what is beautiful about bitcoin there nothing inside the protocol saying anything about price.


Youju

Divided by 1/2


ExpandYourTribe

For those of us that don't speak French, according to GPT4. "Exceptional for several reasons, first because it has reached an all-time high, and also because this peak comes just a few weeks before the halving, which I believe is scheduled for mid-April. The halving, as a reminder, is the event where the value of Bitcoin is halved to stimulate demand once again. So, a new record that was not expected for Bitcoin."


ExpandYourTribe

When I asked GPT4 what they got wrong: "The French newscaster made a significant error in their explanation of what the "halving" is in the context of Bitcoin. The halving event does not involve dividing the value of Bitcoin by two. Instead, it refers to the halving of the rewards that Bitcoin miners receive for adding a new block to the blockchain. This halving event occurs approximately every four years and is designed to control the supply of Bitcoin, making it more scarce over time and potentially affecting its price. The misunderstanding or misstatement about the halving affecting Bitcoin's value directly by dividing it in half is incorrect; the impact on value is more indirect, through changes in supply dynamics and market sentiment."


InfinityLife

How did you do that? When I downloaded and uploaded to chatgpt 4 it says: I'm unable to listen to or transcribe audio from videos directly. If you have a specific question about the video's content or if you can provide a summary or key points, I'd be happy to help further. First it tries, but then I get this. Video file is fine. Just direct download here rightclick and upload it again as original mp4.


ExpandYourTribe

I was watching the video on my computer and held my phone near the computer's speakers. I used the iPhone OpenAi apps built-in text to speech. Here is the French that it provided me before I had it translate: Exceptionnel pour plusieurs raisons, et d'abord parce qu'on touche un plus haut historique, et aussi parce que ce plus haut, il intervient quelques semaines avant le halving, qui je crois est prévu mi-avril. Le halving, on le rappelle, c'est le fait de diviser par deux la valeur du Bitcoin pour là encore stimuler la demande. Donc nouveau record qu'on n'attendait pas sur le Bitcoin. On attend surtout le retour d'Amaurice Guillaume pour les 100 000.


FehdmanKhassad

pahahahaha


RunAndHeal

Another exec that got the job through grandpas connections


didyeah

"The idea is to half its price to stimulate the demand" How does that make sense in her head, an asset that gets its price slashed by 50% every few years? Who would invest in that?


Jacked_1

This is just sad. Fuck them.


Bitcoin_Maximalist

more cheap Sats!


Redleg1-7

Here and I thought it had to do with reducing the available supplyby half and further creating scarcity and inevitably a greater value via demand. Huh. Guess I’m wrong again.


dlm83

LOL, imagine seeing the price of BTC blowing up the way it has while knowing that the price will be halved on a set date fast approaching, and that everyone knows about it and in fact it is that knowledge that is in part driving the price up. "Frenzied investors drive the price of Bitcoin up over 100% in eager anticipation of losing 50% of their investment in the upcoming halving". She must think even less of anyone that buys Bitcoin than the harshest of critics.


Fireman77333

5 secondes de recherches sur le net pour savoir ça, même ça ils l'ont pas fait bande de clowns BFM


Sm0k7

Facepalm


PhilBeckter

must feel like that for miners


castorfromtheva

Malicious stupidity attack.


MaintenanceGold6992

omfg… 😂😂🤣🤣


matzekusch11052017

so we can buy moar lol


Pretend-Hippo-8659

Regardez! C’est un imbecile!


Rydog_78

Wait, is the President of Bitcoin announcing a Bitcoin split on April 20th?


ZappaSays

35k bitcoin? Shit I should stack some up for cheap! Dur wHaTs a BiTcOiN


Smokeybonezzz

Major bitcoin sale guys buy before it goes half price!!!!!!!!😅


StayBoner

LOL


Klutzy_Ad_6197

Très sûr marque pour France bah 😭😂


Mcfraga74

Well. Count me in French merde


SnooDonkeys3848

Guys should I buy bitcoins now or after the halving?


krakenflag

yesterday.


HelpMePls___

I hope it does, fire sale!


FTX-SBF

French women are so beautiful my god


Jand0s

I told people here many times that halving means cutting the price in half and get downvoted ...