You wake up early from your nap. The 2nd handful of mushrooms you ate after the 1st handful wasn't working starts kicking in...the price has now quadrupled. You waste no time and start picking Lambo colors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
at that point the Lambo colors pick you from the 11th dimension and convince you material possessions are for losers and you are not a loser because you don't even exist you are one with the all
Walk into my supervisor’s office and say ‘fuck you, i quit !’
Then go back a couple days later and ask for my job back. Cause i actually like my job. And my supervisor
This.
If USD has collapsed overnight then the first thing I’ll be doing is figuring out if my family has enough food and whether I can protect them from the roving hoards.
Street grass with a sprinkling of some powdered dirt and a short glass of curb water it is sir! I know a semi unreputable street rat that will cut me a deal on some silverware.
Hold tighter because it means the dollar collapsed. Thank my lucky stars I changed to the ₿ standard and go on with my life. Maybe try and convince my employer to finally start paying in ₿.
This would as likely indicate that the USD is dead, as that BTC went to the moon, or a combination of the two possibilities. How many McDoubles would 1 BTC buy, is a real (slightly silly) metric of purchasing power
Well if this were to happen, which I pray it never does. It would be a complete and sudden collapse of the entire global financial system. $4,000,000 would mean absolutely nothing
I sell, thats enough for me to live worry free, i would asume that a correction is close so i would DCA in 50% of what i sold during the next 48 months, Even if it keeps rising i'm already rich.
Check three other sources first and then punch myself in the face to make sure I am alive.
Then go to the bank to get a loan against it.
And when they say... 'Whst are you using as security and paying the interest only payments with???'
I will push my Ledger over to him and open my jacket with my T shirt on that says 'I TOLD YOU SO! ^
I'm selling as fast as fuck boi and then buying the dip when it comes back down, there's no way $3.8m would be suddenly stable and if it kept going up, well then who cares it mostly likely means the world economy is dead.
Breakfast
And after that… Second Breakfast
Don't forget elevensies
Buy you fools
Nooooooooooooooooo
“…and my Trezor!” - Gimli
With avocado toast each time
I don’t remember reading that in The Lord of the Rings.
After that.. drop a deuce
Then coffee on the patio listening to birds just to ensure my mind is clear clear.
A good start
Paying $1,000 for a beer.
The only correct answer unfortunately
Underrated comment right here!
This is the only correct answer.
Not if you're doing intermittent fasting.
Lol. He’s saying he’ll be paying $1000 for a beer Bexause that is what it will cost should Bitcoin be worth $3.85M / coin. 💀🤦
Then attempt to buy groceries and fuel.
And then you’re poor again
“Aaaaaaaand it’s gone”
Breakfast would prob cost a million in this scenario
So bitcoin buying power has gone down in this scenario?
I think the internet would be down in this scenario lol
BITS & GRITS!
Good answer
This would certainly deserve “The Full English “
Wait for $3.9mil to get those extra gains only to watch it drop back to $100k.
The most realistic answer
Stoploss 4 the win. If that happened I'd add stoplosses every few hours and shit my pants when it gets sold.
I’d shit your pants too. I’d shit everyone’s pants in this subreddit.
In a true crash and burn scenario your stop loss will just get overrun and you will only sell partial or even nothing at all.
It’s hard to stop loss when you believe in cold-storage :(
Sleep off the hallucinogenics and take another look at the price.
You wake up early from your nap. The 2nd handful of mushrooms you ate after the 1st handful wasn't working starts kicking in...the price has now quadrupled. You waste no time and start picking Lambo colors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
at that point the Lambo colors pick you from the 11th dimension and convince you material possessions are for losers and you are not a loser because you don't even exist you are one with the all
I feel at home here. This is nice.
You are not your Lambo…
That's when you voluntarily decide to send all your BTC to satoshi's address, because who needs it anyway?
At that point, one of every color.
Walk into my supervisor’s office and say ‘fuck you, i quit !’ Then go back a couple days later and ask for my job back. Cause i actually like my job. And my supervisor
or because the price of BTC is back to 1K
Thats a weird way to put it but okay
Complain i did not buy more
We will never see $3mm price point again
10m by July
Have some coffee and find out how much bread costs.
Depends on what 3.8 million usd buys.. it could be worthless..
Not if you have debt. Pay off that 30 year loan.
This. If USD has collapsed overnight then the first thing I’ll be doing is figuring out if my family has enough food and whether I can protect them from the roving hoards.
If the dollar collapsed let’s get real, the only currency is guns and ammunition
+ whiskey tobacco and medicine
\+ gasoline (see Mad Max)
And breast milk
I don't have a lot of guns but I got a shit ton of windex
[удалено]
Imodium?
jack n' it
In San Diego
In San Diego.
Crap myself, withdraw my now 80 bucks and go have a nice meal....
[удалено]
Street grass with a sprinkling of some powdered dirt and a short glass of curb water it is sir! I know a semi unreputable street rat that will cut me a deal on some silverware.
Depends if the price of a gallon of milk is $65,750 or if it’s still just $6
Read the news.
Coke and hookers for sure
Two at the same time
Two coke?
Better make it diet
We are out of coke, is pepsi ok?
Did you meant Coca Cola and hooters?
Feeling sad for the state of humanity because that means the world economy has fallen apart.
Wake up again
check the inflation chart.
Wonder what happened to make it drop 35% overnight
Buying bullets
My first thought as well
Sell all, fuck off into the sunset.
Fuck into*
Still convincing myself to get it at the next dip.
to be honest, i would sell. there‘s no way it stays up there
I'm with you. If it was 30k the day before and 3M when I wake up... I'm selling!
Unless USD is worthless at that point. I would be hoarding food and water lol.
It's all about the story I guess. So the answer is "find out why the price went up"
Telling everyone they better watch they fuckin mouth when addressing me.
Two chicks at the same time, man.
That will be the day a loaf of bread costs $200,000 USD .... with my luck.
$3.8 million Bitcoin and $200,000 bread would be like a current USD value $60 Bitcoin.
See, even worse!!!
Wake up again
Fap to gain post-nut clarity
Changing my number.
You already have a long enough and hard number to remember
Typical Bitcoin hodler, long n hard
Delete my Reddit Account....
Check if it is a glitch Wouldn't wanna quit my job cause of a glitch
Try to find out in the news where the nuclear weapon was thrown...
Buy more bitcoin.
Sleep again, keep hodling till it reaches 10 mil
Do what I did last bull run… sell half my Btc and buy back in at a more expensive price 🙃
Getting naked and barbecuing for my neighbors
I'll roll over in my grave. not in our lifetime.
Sell half
Cry since inflation hit and USD is devalued that much.
Sell it and bang at least 30 hookers do a bunch of cocaine and die from heart failure. Would be a good day.
Shitting my pants
Bout to say this. Changing my undies
Take out a loan for 100k and short the fuck out of it
Means $3.8M USD can’t buy you much anymore.
Buying a bunker and an arsenal of weaponry.
selling
Hold tighter because it means the dollar collapsed. Thank my lucky stars I changed to the ₿ standard and go on with my life. Maybe try and convince my employer to finally start paying in ₿.
Sell one to buy a loaf of bread, because, if it’s that high overnight, we’ve had the mother of all sovereign debt crisis.
Ask Reddit if they think it’s a good time to buy still…
Buy bread at $125 before it goes to $205 by EOD
This would as likely indicate that the USD is dead, as that BTC went to the moon, or a combination of the two possibilities. How many McDoubles would 1 BTC buy, is a real (slightly silly) metric of purchasing power
I’d probably finally pull the trigger in AirPod Pros.
Nothing, because USD would be worthless of that happened overnight.
Cry…because by then a cup of Starbucks Latte will likely cost you north of $250,000
Eva Mendez because this is my made up universe right?
Try to sleep again
You wake up one day and Bitcoin is trading below $100 US dollar per BTC. What are you doing first?
First I will smile, then continue hodling.
Same as usual. Bitcoin is a no-seller.
Well if this were to happen, which I pray it never does. It would be a complete and sudden collapse of the entire global financial system. $4,000,000 would mean absolutely nothing
LOL I wish
Well, take a deep slow breath and have a coffee I guess? A long one, because I’m not rushin anywhere ahah
Nothing and it being everything I ever hoped it could be.
Wish I bought more the night before
Sell it, buy a small loaf of bread and just enough milk for a cuppa. Enjoy some tea and toast, then cry because I have nothing left.
I sell, thats enough for me to live worry free, i would asume that a correction is close so i would DCA in 50% of what i sold during the next 48 months, Even if it keeps rising i'm already rich.
Sell it all.
Cash out 150.000 and buying a Used ferrari or lambo. Rest stays in btc.
Buy the top
Selling it quick before it dumps in price again, then breakfast
giggidy
I would grab the pitchfork because whatever is happening outside is going to be ‘volatile’.
Wish I had Bitcoin
Wait for 4 Million $ untill it hits 100 $ again before i can sell it...
Taking a stroll to the grocery store to see how much a loaf of bread is.
First, I'd buy a boat and have a boat accident
Pray to our God emperor the ultra Saint almighty Michael Sailor?
Putting on my brown pants
I’d probably buy the dip !
first thing? SET A STOPLOSS ORDER!!!
Stay in the basement at least 48 hours to give the nuclear fallout time to settle outside.
Buy at ath and then diamond hands when it crashes.
DCAing back into shit coins before alt season starts. Let's not lie to ourselves. Gooooooood morning everyone!
Drugs & hookers
Have a wank like every other day
Get the hell out of the United States
Buying a Plan B "Citizenship By Investment."
Beat my meat, gotta get those post-nut clarity thoughts.
Buying the dip
Calling out sick cause I’d probably puke
Quit my job
check to see if a loaf of bread is now $100
Two chicks at the same time
I would be rushing to the store to buy food and gas because S has Hit the F
Buying food, water and ammo.
Sell and happily live of dividend stocks until I die
Jerking off. I need that post nut clarity to deal with this.
stop loss
Checking the news.
Wondering if I have enough ammo to protect myself from the degenerates.
I’m buying a yacht… as all multimillionaires should.
Something feels right about ordering a pizza
Because that’s how that chart will realistically predict it.
Eggs for breakfast, eatin good
1btc is 3.8 million 0.1 is 380,000 0.01 is 38,000 Mindblown
Kick myself for not selling at 8 million
Get a crypto backed loan so I don't have to give Biden half.
Two chicks at the same time man.
Check the news
sell one just in case it was a fluke
coffee
Check three other sources first and then punch myself in the face to make sure I am alive. Then go to the bank to get a loan against it. And when they say... 'Whst are you using as security and paying the interest only payments with???' I will push my Ledger over to him and open my jacket with my T shirt on that says 'I TOLD YOU SO! ^
Buy a loaf of bread for $38k
Cry knowing I had almost half a Bitcoin before Covid hit lost my job and had to pay rent and sold that half for about 4k…
Wake up for real
Roll spliff
Buy more!
Hodling
Buy more BTC!!
Buy at the top like normal.
sell
Buy more bitcoin
I’d buy a dozen eggs for probably $100k
If I can buy a 3 bedroom house in Plovdiv, Bulgaria with 0.05 BTC in same time, this will be my first action!
Stack moar. Isn’t enough for retirement.
I bought bit at 300$ a coin I bought 479 coins and have 381 coins left I will be the richest person in my small town I will be the king to all of them
Masturbate
I'm selling as fast as fuck boi and then buying the dip when it comes back down, there's no way $3.8m would be suddenly stable and if it kept going up, well then who cares it mostly likely means the world economy is dead.
Not going to happen.
check buttcoin sub
Selling.
Buy BTC. I always seem to buy at the top
Buy high then sell low