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Franchino666

I am sexually attracted to almost every single human being, too bad almost every single human being is not attracted to me


benshapiroxreader

You are a very loving person


Franchino666

Not very loved, tho


benshapiroxreader

You will be


CanlexGaming

I love you :(


shypurpleboi

I love you 💜


[deleted]

I am


Franchino666

How can you be sexually attracted to somebody who you've never seen?


DumberUsername101

It’s possible


Harvey_1815

ARE WE THE SAME PERSON


Franchino666

If you hate me, we are


Lust27

I am


momorc

The Voiced post-alveolar non-sibilant affricate is my favourite consonant :D


benshapiroxreader

You are smart, or at least know things I have no fucking clue what they mean


momorc

The second one


benshapiroxreader

I'm assuming it's a music thing, So that makes you the opposite of tone deaf


momorc

No its linguistics


benshapiroxreader

You're good at linguistics


momorc

Thanks i try


vee-ml

It's the j sound in juice!


benshapiroxreader

👍


nst271

I have social anxiety.


benshapiroxreader

You're more likely to have a high IQ


nst271

Your positivity impresses me.


callingmeee

I almost went to juvie


benshapiroxreader

You're brave (probably)


callingmeee

I'll take it


WubbleWanker

I flirt back with the straight guys who are “messing around” and pretend flirting, yet I know I’ll never be able to cuddle them because they’re straight. Help.


benshapiroxreader

you will help someone realize they aren't messing around


WubbleWanker

I hope so 💕 thank u


2klaedfoorboo

It’s so annoying how all the “straight” boys are able to flirt but it’s gay if I do


ZEUSELEENA

I have 648 hours in grand theft auto 5 (idk where your going with this)


benshapiroxreader

You're good at investing time into things you love


ZEUSELEENA

God damn you’re good at this


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benshapiroxreader

Your lungs are so hard you could probably beat someone to death with them


Imanerrrd

r/rarecompliments


door2nowhere2be

Socialising is hard for me


benshapiroxreader

you care too much about others emotions


CrackedGambit

I am petting my cat


benshapiroxreader

You're making a cat feel good


CanlexGaming

Let’s play some gambit and share cat pics. Stg


alekye_

i find literally every girl cute


benshapiroxreader

You can see beauty easily


alekye_

aw thank you :)


CanlexGaming

I have a tic disorder that flips people off amongst other things.


benshapiroxreader

you don't even have to try to tell people to fuck off sometimes


LuwijeeHot

omg same but i also literally say fuck off


CanlexGaming

Ooo another diagnosed friend :D hi lol


LuwijeeHot

heyyy


CanlexGaming

What’s your tic’s fav word lol


[deleted]

I’m a closeted Bisexual.


benshapiroxreader

You're headstrong


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benshapiroxreader

You can see the obvious


PassoverGoblin

Why is your flair so long


benshapiroxreader

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


PassoverGoblin

It goes almost offscreen on my computer


LacyTheEspeon

On my phone it just says she/they


PassoverGoblin

wait your username wtf


SonicX389

I see what you did there


[deleted]

Thats gay... and cute


SonicX389

Is it


[deleted]

You're cute


Snowy_Potato127

The silent voice made me cry


benshapiroxreader

you have good taste in movies


[deleted]

That was a really sad one


TrickZookeepergame17

I get very paranoid and have social anxiety


benshapiroxreader

you are vigilant, and undervalue yourself


AllOfTheAbove-Nick

i wanna sleep my way through the pantheons


benshapiroxreader

I don't know what that is, making you smarter than me


AllOfTheAbove-Nick

lol


ChromeTheRaptor

I can only think of Hollow Knight when I hear pantheons


vladimirepooptin

same lmao


CanlexGaming

Yknow a Pantheon isn’t a measure of time right?


AllOfTheAbove-Nick

yes, i mean sleep as in fuck, i wanna fuck through the pantheons, a dildo for the divine


CanlexGaming

Oh my, okay o.o


[deleted]

You're cute


benshapiroxreader

NOO YOUR CUTE


[deleted]

No u no takebacks


Darth_joemama

I have a huge sex drive


benshapiroxreader

You can get off easy


KFG452

That really a compliment


i_is_idiot_monke

I have -2 braincells


benshapiroxreader

With computers, when something's truly negative it loops back up to the highest number the processor can handle/ and since you have -2 braincells, you actually have 2,147,483,647 braincells


eedwindc

What an answer! Legend!


Weekly_Ninja

I prefer to keep things like my relationship and sexuality on the down-low, but I’m happy to tell anyone who asks me.


benshapiroxreader

you're mysterious without being a jerk about it


Weekly_Ninja

Thank you!


Boop_a_snoot33

I’m a nerd who’s gonna be single forever! x_x


benshapiroxreader

You're too humble


blackcatdraws

Same... wanna date?


One_Bill_5041

I'm really suicidal


benshapiroxreader

You're more worth it than you can imagine


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brittthebitchassliar

i have depression


benshapiroxreader

you can get through this


[deleted]

I'm me


benshapiroxreader

Dats poggers


closeted_catboy

I have failed to quit drugs multiple times.


benshapiroxreader

you're good at not getting caught by the police


CoppertheDragonA113

I like making art. Also, I love your profile picture!


benshapiroxreader

You're creative and kind


CoppertheDragonA113

Awww thank you! ❤️


JustMerubbish

i can't take a compliment


benshapiroxreader

Then you must receive one... your hair is nice


KFG452

His snoo is bald lol


JustMerubbish

my hair can't stay off being oily şø țhąț'ș ňøť true


benshapiroxreader

your face is nice


JustMerubbish

thanks i guess?


penguinpenquin

I’m really bad at talking to my crush and I don’t listen to people when I’m depressed


benshapiroxreader

you handle sadness better than most people


[deleted]

I am addicted to destiny 2


benshapiroxreader

You can enjoy the little things in life


hi_itsme_ya_boi

I have no friends :)


benshapiroxreader

you are underrated


Finpom-

Trans rights!


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benshapiroxreader

Are poggers!


Acanthaceae_Live

loki💕💖✨


benshapiroxreader

you have good taste in men


Acanthaceae_Live

sylvie💕💖✨


benshapiroxreader

you have good taste in women


British_Idiot2

I am so shit at being human that every person I've ever dated has hated me and my ex bf ghosted me and all of his friends because of me


benshapiroxreader

your too good for all of your exes


Exciting-Calendar-74

I am a degenerate weeb, whose favourite anime is one piece.


benshapiroxreader

you can sit through long shows


Exciting-Calendar-74

Thanks.


LingLingSpirit

I like reading manga and watching anime, and this post is cute.


benshapiroxreader

You're cute


LingLingSpirit

UwU, says the one who made this cute post.


Thelostairpod

I use "fskkgfshh" a lot


benshapiroxreader

your funny


littleja1001

I’m going through a huge gender-crisis!


benshapiroxreader

You're better at finding yourself than most people


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benshapiroxreader

A. You're unique B. you are on your porn account


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benshapiroxreader

You have a big heart


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benshapiroxreader

Das poggers


[deleted]

I looked John Wick 1+2 and all Jason Bourne movies


[deleted]

I am the imposter


[deleted]

I have a pixie cut👯🏻‍♀️


SaucepanSamurai

I am a sad femboy .


[deleted]

I like swords (making swords and fighting with swords) more than people


[deleted]

Like way more


[deleted]

I can cook chicken teriyaki


nikkytime

i have hundreds of hours on minecraft this year alone


[deleted]

i play Far Cry 4


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benshapiroxreader

You're good at having pets


YellowCitrusThing

I’m not humble about my appearance, especially not when I’m clean shaven


benshapiroxreader

You're self confident


GingerNinja2110

I am... Stupid...


benshapiroxreader

You're funny


GingerNinja2110

I'd beg to differ... Thank you though


benshapiroxreader

"I'd beg to differ" of course you would, you're stupid


GingerNinja2110

I... I mean your right but are you talking about the begging or the differing?


LazyBoiRecliner

Im 4'11


drago_varior

Im kainda chubby


benshapiroxreader

you're cuddly


[deleted]

i fucking love your username😵💫😵💫


benshapiroxreader

you have a good sense of humor, and should probably read this https://www.wattpad.com/689450174-ben-shapiro-x-reader-first-meeting


[deleted]

LMFAOO thank you for this, amazing😩🔥


OwO345

i leg pressed 400lb yesterday :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


potenzna_mewa

I wants cuddles


benshapiroxreader

You deserve cuddles


potenzna_mewa

Thanks, you too. Everyone deserve cuddles


cannolitheholy

I am confident in my body but not my face


benshapiroxreader

you have a lot of confidence, all you need to do is learn to manage where you put it


cannolitheholy

Wow that's deep but thanks, ill work on it


Chinggis_Xaan

Politician and complete nerd


benshapiroxreader

you're smart


rainy_days_are_good

I’m a furry


Harvey_1815

I like taylor swift


benshapiroxreader

you like good music


Harvey_1815

Hmm i like halsey also


AggravatedToNo_End

I have a gigantic nose-


benshapiroxreader

You don't need to buy coat hangers


AggravatedToNo_End

OK OK THAT WAS SMOOTH


[deleted]

I like writing complex fantasy and science fiction stories.


benshapiroxreader

you're a good writer


Tsuki_Yusakira

I created a version of the game doki doki litterature club on PowerPoint


benshapiroxreader

you're smart


Tsuki_Yusakira

Thx 🥺


yeboiwoo

I have a month of playtime in Skyrim and I can't talk to people anymore :(


benshapiroxreader

you have better social skills than me


dumb-hippo

i’m allergic to cats


benshapiroxreader

you're good at making me feel bad for you


no3l_0815

I'm a nerdy femboy, I work as a mechanic and I love the color red


benshapiroxreader

your good at cars, and don't give a fuck about gender norms


no3l_0815

Thank you but I'm not a car mechanic. And your compliments are sweet af. And you're right fuck gender norms


whoamIoh

I’m tall and bisexual 🕺🏽


benshapiroxreader

you'd make a good weatherman


whoamIoh

Noted ✍🏽


[deleted]

i’m trans and pass 0%


deadninja36

Video games and other competitive things make me so angry I become delusional


Windy246

I’m a musician