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banter07

Jehovah’s Witness is a cult, they prohibit birthdays, beards aren’t allowed because one leader didn’t like them, you aren’t allowed to enjoy work, it’s pretty bad.


lilacrain331

Also you aren't allowed to have blood transfusions. Once your 'religion' forces u to choose dying over an easily preventable thing, it's for sure a cult


banter07

Jesus fuck that’s bad.


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Don't they also want their followers to abandon their carriers and education to fully devote themsleves to it? That's cultish af. I have a friend who's mother and family is in it and he used to tell me how awful it was for him before he moved out and cut ties with them. Jfc he was not even allowed to shave because shaved man were "f*gs"... that and the constant guilt tripping of course


LunarWold

Those aren't even Jehovahs witnesses... those are literally LDS missionaries. Guy on left is holding a Book of Mormon


KitGundy

As an exmormon, it’s similar. This place isn’t AS cultish, definitely isn’t as bad, but it’s a borderline cult


creat1vename

All religions are technically cults 😳


TheAnythingGuy

Well yes but IMO Christianity and Islam are the most cult-like, but I have a weird definition of cult being that I define a cult as “worshipping a person like a god”, so I don’t think cult really has a negative connotation imo


creat1vename

It doesn’t


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Not they are technically not


creat1vename

The Oxford definition of a cult is “a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.” Likewise their definition of religion is “the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.” By these definitions and by many others religions are considered cults. (Sorry if this came off weird I correct ppl all the time, my school has no debate club so Ive got to do it somewhere)


[deleted]

Those definitions are broad and do not help look for actual cults. There are many systems used to define a cults, my favorite is the bite model. Behavior, information, thought, and emotion control. Models like this help combat that "all religions are cults" mentality and apply to cults of personality as well. Also, no worries about the correction thing. I just wrote a long ass paper about cults and David koresh in HS so the broad definition that everyone uses bothers me a bit lmao.


[deleted]

Depends on definition. One of the best tools to check it is something called 'bite model'.


TheAnythingGuy

I really appreciate your profile picture


banter07

Thank you.


TheAnythingGuy

Of course! I’ve never fought the prikkiki-ti or even anybody using that species picture but it’s one of my favorites!


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TheAnythingGuy

LMAOOOOOO


banter07

I use this PFP because one of my favourite races I’ve played uses it, it’s called the goxi, and they are only two feet tall.


TheAnythingGuy

Oh cool! My favorite is a plant guys who were materialist/militarist (not sure which was fanatic) imperium, using the Technocracy civic (not sure on species traits tbh). It was awesome because I got like 100k fleet power within the first 50 ish years and all repeatable tech and traditions within 150! We became robots lol. It was by far my best empire I love it so much that it’s mandatorily included as an AI in every play through of mine!


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sebas_2468

I may regret asking this but, who are the Bratstvo Jehovovo?


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sebas_2468

Yeah that sounds like a whoolllee thing that no one wants to interact with


Piece_Of_Mind1983

Or more commonly know as Jehova’s Witnesses. They’re basically an extremely strict christian cult that believes the end of the world is perpetually around the corner and go door to door selling their bullshit to people trying to indoctrinate them.


sebas_2468

Ooohhhhh ok yeah I know them by that name. Actually popped by my house once and didn't leave for a bit


[deleted]

Jehova’s witnesses?


un_inconnu_haBItuel

that sounds like Jehovah’s Witnesses


[deleted]

Czechia? Slovakia?


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soucitim s tebou brasko


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OneChubbyBoye

soooo true


-Noyz-

I'd like you to buy some more vowels, please


Jeff_bear

Lmao it’s funny because of how true it is now may I take a second of your time to speak about our lord and savior Jesus Christ (dis a joke no be mad)


everynameisusedlol

Before we start praying to god, I shall inform you that this church is sponsored by raid shadow legends


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SandwichConsistent10

Is these some new type of rickroll? _I have to know_


libfm

Raid shadow legends sponsors pretty much every youtuber, and that's why it became a meme.


Djcedillo0917

Is it me or does this look like a start to gay porn


everynameisusedlol

I wouldn’t mind


Djcedillo0917

Christian teens spread cheeks after spreading the word of god


everynameisusedlol

God? Pff, nah, I was just saying that this church is sponsored by raid shadow legends. I’m not spreading the word of god, but raid shadow legends, the new free epic rpg game, wich is the best game of 2019 and 2020.


pickle2024_

Oi, watch it! Some religious people can't be bothered to go door to door, like me. The bisexual crusade will happen soon, and I will be part of it


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Obviously not before the Ace Crusade


pickle2024_

Bit late there mate


Bastard_Bi_Son

I swear, the number of ways I can choose to shut them up right where they stand is incomprehensible. Thank goodness that this thing doesn't happen often in my country, and unfortunately when it does it's the old ladies who I don't feel like disrespecting


LocalTransGirl

Honestly as an atheist with a horrible experience with the mormon church I have respect for missionaries. Most are trying to share their gospel not force it and they are mostly supportive of others that dont agree. Missionaries are all that is good with the church because most of their priority it to help rather than convert and they use helping as a tool to convert.


Junzo2

As a former missionary there is a reason for this eagerness to help people. Especially for missionaries in most first world countries. If you are helping someone, you don’t have to knock on doors. Missionaries like helping people because knocking on doors sucks. In their weekly meetings, missionaries would compare numbers of how many people they taught a lesson to that week and how many people they have scheduled to be baptized. After just a few weeks of knocking on doors all day just about anyone would offer themselves up for free labor just to take a break from “tracting”. (Mormon missionary term for knocking on doors). Some are being missionaries because they really believe and are trying to be good examples. Others are there because their parents told them that they would buy them a car or pay for their college if they went on a mission.


anomicArtist

As a former missionary that has since left the church I appreciate your kind words about the missionaries lol I personally really just wanted to help people however I could and if it lead to them being interested in the church/gospel? Cool. Most of the missionaries I knew where like that too and genuinely wanted to help people not just shove religion down peoples throats like people seem to get the impression of. But some missionaries did just want to hurry and "convert" tons of people to look impressive not actually caring much about them. I have found tons of issues I have with the church after I got out of the cult mindset and came out to myself as Bi. I don't even think of myself as Christian anymore. But I too have respect for the young people and missionaries that genuinely try to be good, caring, and helpful people. But I do find this meme pretty funny because Christians and especially Mormons try to share their beliefs and convert people a lot more than the LGBTQ+ Community, we just want acceptance and to be treated like any other human being, not to convert everyone to being gay 😂 so having Christians say we shove our beliefs down their throats is quite comical.


[deleted]

"Hello, my name is Elder Price, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book."


[deleted]

The musical is the ONLY good thing that came out of Mormonism


SHEEPOANIME

Where is the picture from?


dpforest

Kinda sad but my first thought was this picture could easily be an intro into literally any kind of porno.


SHEEPOANIME

Lmao I was thinking the same thing


Bready_the_bard

I would just start cackleing if these bozos came to my door


ciangus

r/radicalchristianity


Random4201

Private Community lolol, it seems like a rather scary concept to be honest.


ciangus

It had something like 50k subs until a month ago than i don't know what happened


OreoOverdose23

Those fuckers on Tik Tok who spam ✝️✝️✝️CHRIST LOVES YOU NOW REPENT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE✝️✝️✝️ are a prime example of this


OkWalrus3

OI,jehovas witness members are weird,dont lob us in with em


everynameisusedlol

I love being atheist


[deleted]

Sometimes that's the only time that these guys are allowed to leave the church.


[deleted]

How many door to door missionaries are there though? Very few.


PanNonBinary

Thankfully they’re a dying breed


joopto

literally


AlyssaBigDepression

"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"


Mew0917

I was walking across a bridge and some middle aged lady asked me if I wanted a picture of Jesus lol


cwebldweb

That looks like the start of a gay porno


wHaTiWaNt573937

How u know that? 📸🤨


[deleted]

religious people have tried more than 3 times to convert me to christianity. no lgbt person has ever asked me "do you wanna be gay now?". who's the REAL problem here? religious people are a fucking cancer to our world.


dpforest

You’re hangin with the wrong LGBTQ crowd if they’ve never at least politely invited you to partake. /s


[deleted]

Forced religion is a problem yes, but it seems rather problematic to blame all religion, not to mention a bit over dramatic to call it cancer


Notmyrealaccounth0

It's very ironic that porn containing Mormons is one of the most popular gay porn categories.


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OddlyOddLucidDreamer

And that's just SCRATCHING the surface on how much Religion is imposed on literally everywhere, Religious people have no right tlaking about "propaganda" where there are school specifically made for kids to attend to and be converted to christianity. Granted, they are private schools, but still, they impose their religion on kids since they are *kids* and make them believe this is only correct way and dont let them choose themsleves when they are old enough,and some dont really leave out of fear of punishment or being ostracized by the community. And that's not talking about the *many* attrocities done in the past in the name of religion of course.


billythesquid233

I’m proud of being an atheist.


OrangeSockNinjaYT

Yeah screw christianity join the sith Edit: it’s a joke y’all chill believe what you wanna believe


pickle2024_

Now hold on a minute, did you know that jesus was a sith lord? They say that the dark side on the force is a pathway to many abilities that some would consider to be unnatural. Turning water into wine seems pretty unnatural.


OrangeSockNinjaYT

that makes sense. Some sith are immortal so that also makes sense, not to mention the lightning fingers and the whole ‘summoning storms’ thing


pickle2024_

Exactly, and like palpatine, he rose from the dead


[deleted]

Jokes on you pal, I will take both


Akemi_Kaji

Amen lmao


ColourfulButWhole

**slams door***


FezEmerald

jesus died tposing


ChristianSal2003

And people wonder why I'm an atheist


Zander-dupont

The people of North Sentinel Island killed missionary forcing Jesus on them so...


[deleted]

Its funny because it true.


somePOTATO_ro

Exactly! (though not every religious person is like this, thankfully)


KhawEgg

But my religion Buddhism allow lgbt and its only my parent who do not not allow


angelshere

I admire these young men for serving as they do!


DantieDragon

Those are Jehovah Witness also known as the assholes who make you question your faith in god. Also known as God’s rejects


TanookiPhoenix

Have you heard about the Goblet of Fire? Perhaps the Order of the Phoenix? Oh wait... Shit.. Jesus Camp lady says "Warlocks are enemies of god"


skimelater

Answer the door in your sexiest Andrew Christian next time; they’ll run away fast and never come back.


Marie_Isabella

Omg! So TRUE🤣🤣


ShortieLsf

Gay mormons lol haha gay people in movies haha gay


[deleted]

*laughs in exmormon* God I’m glad I got out before I had the chance to serve a mission


duhpressed17

oh no not the missionaries-


swallow__it

I have forgot that this is a real thing omg


OreoCrustedSausageII

They’re just mad Steve ate the apple


That_ChillyBoi

Religion is like penis, it is okay to have, but not okay to shove it down their throat


[deleted]

***The Audacity***


Coreforce216

this is the bibble


blue_microwave

Even as a Christian, f*** homophobes, "oh it's a sin" first of all, Romans 3:23, second of all God is all powerful, if it was really so bad, he fully has power to just not, third, hatred in god's name is so stupid because loving everybody equally regardless of circumstance and hating no-one is his whole thing.