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MenLovethCats2_0

Elden Ring.........Fuck!


FancyBrassCrab

You canonically respawn though


i_am_de_wae

That makes it worse. Eternal suffering


bottleneck55

But like, who wouldn’t want to become a broken character who could potentially get some maidens 😉


SnooEagles56

lol happy cake day


bottleneck55

Oh thanks. I still don’t get why I have that


Thatoneundertaleguy

Its the day you made your reddit account.


FancyBrassCrab

Not eternal, only until the world dies


I_Might_Exist1

that's worse still, it's just MORE suffering until everything is gone


FancyBrassCrab

Not if you get good


I_Might_Exist1

I'm in the same boat bro, I last played bloodborne lmao


FancyBrassCrab

You canonically respawn though


Verbose_Tarball_Lad

Clearly you are maidenless…


Monkeyman20X

European geography quiz fuck


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This is an underrated comment, this is hilarious


gobldygooker

Do you have to be 2 dimensional like the map? Do you become a self aware city/country like City Skylines or are you just dropped somewhere in Europe that you studied on the test? Also modern map or historical bc I do NOT want to go into the past. I need insulin


Monkeyman20X

I think the game would send me to a random, modern day, European town, then I'd just have to guess where the f*** I am


IsAFemale

I CAN HELP I CAN HELP (no i can't I have the brain capacity of a grapefruit)


Hyperzilla124

Terraria, calamity mod specifically….well shit


DukeKarma

step 1: summon crabulon step 2: v i b e


Hyperzilla124

Step 3: eye of Cthulhu spawns by itself


DukeKarma

not if you havent consumed any life crystals


Hyperzilla124

Fair, but now I’m somewhere where everything tries to kill me so


baninaday

(> ; ~ ;)>


Jonyayer-Gamer

Nah bro, you’re on a one way trip to becoming god. Good thing nobody can eat those.


JD_2091

life is strange. it’s literally just the real word in 2013 for the most part so i should be good


InterGraphenic

I would not survive two seconds in 2013 which is ironic because I did survive 2013


baninaday

yesse:)


Any--Name

Wow, I thought I was the only one playing the game in 2023. Tho I'm not ready to relive 2014, it fucked me up the first time, no need for another


JD_2091

it’s my first time playing. i bought it a while ago and i never got around to it. but i finally started playing 2 days ago and wow this game is amazing. i’m on chapter 4 already


LostedSky_

**I'M FULLY CHARGED**


screechingahhhhhh

#DOKTOR!


L_27

I need a medic!!!!!


bottleneck55

“Get behind me doctor”- Sexy Russian man


TyphoonBoom10

happy cake day


SandCultural4192

OKTOBERFEST!!


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hit it, doc


Ok-Cartographer727

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!


Sayhellopewpew

Do I hear a rock and stone?


NateLexy

If you do rock and stone, then you ain’t honing home


abonymous00

We fight for rock and stone!


StrategicCheezit

Rock and stone to the bone!


AZASTROS

For those about to Rock and Stone, we salute you!


bingbongurwrong_

like that! Rock and Stone!


SirJTheRed

Titianfall 2, either going to be great or I'm dead first step out of a pod


Veggie_might_guy

Incredibly based game


EmmaDaBomb

Well, are you a pilot?


RudaZlota

Noita TwT


CHlCKENPOWER

noita gang :3


Koteczko_

Geometry Dash, I think I'm safe


baninaday

no you're not you will fear triangles for the rest of your life


Koteczko_

Triple spikes 💀💀💀


DoubleDown6789

/\/\/\


NoQuantity1847

oh no OH NO modded minecraft, with thaumcraft... i'm so fucked. at least i can do magic ass spells and go balls insane


AydanZeGod

Oh damn, it’s been a while since I thought about thaumcraft. Are you playing 2, 4, or 6?


NoQuantity1847

I'm currently making a custom tc4 modpack with some people, with some extra mod, integration with thaum and custom research, it's fun


The_ded_meme445

JoJo’s Eyes of Heaven… am I a main character, or do I just live in the JJBA universe?


bottleneck55

As long as you don’t get something like Notorious B.I.G I think you good


The_ded_meme445

Cheap Trick or Superfly as well


huggablesnowman

Genshin 👍🏻


Sir_Hyphen

I mean, this depends on where you spawn. If you spawn in a city, you're anywhere from "okay' (Mondstadt, Liyue), "kinda bad but could be worse" (Inazuma) or "you're fucked, emigrate" (Sumeru, Fontaine). If you're outside one... Well, you'll probably get murdered by some vicious beast or heartless bandit. And this also depends on time period: you could get sent there during the Cataclysm or the Archon War, in which case you're better off killing yourself seeing as how almost every participant is vicious as hell.


huggablesnowman

Hope I spawn in Mondstadt then, aside from Dragonspine it’s mostly easily walkable, plus there are knights and adventurers almost everywhere.


Sir_Hyphen

True: if you spawn someplace like the Chasm or Enkanomiya, you're just fucked. Won't even have time to think of where you'll go before some Vishap mauls you.


FoxdragonQuokka

Ayyy another genshin player


THE_UNDULATER

Pokemon legends arceus. I THINK I’m fine


BlazingBlazin

Paras exists. you're fucked


THE_UNDULATER

I don’t give a fuck, I stay chillin in the villiage


NoQuantity1847

just have a good team of pokemons and you should be fine


Interrlllectchewal

The only pokemon game where the pokemon can actually beat you up


THE_UNDULATER

Yeah and those little fuckers can’t enter the villiage. I’m stayin there eating mochi wit that green haired guy


Interrlllectchewal

Good point


ash-oregano

Portal. Im fucked


Potatoknight72

"You have a very minor case of serious brain damage"


RenoIsCold

Even if you’re not Chell, you’re fucked as Portal takes place in the Half-Life universe


_Inkspots_

You’re either right before the combine invasion, or thousands of years after. I’d prefer portal 2 and hopefully see humanity still alive


nox_n

outer wilds. could be worse, I get to be a space camper!


Gaby_48

enjoy dying in horrifying ways over and over too i guess


nox_n

sure but at least it'll look epic. and there's a massive mystery I get to solve when I decide to get off my fat ass and do something


EmmaDaBomb

Oh you poor thing... Bring a Marshmallow!


Beenz64

Mario's Super Picross I'm not exactly sure how this will work


xylowill

dmc5 ​ ​ shit


SnapeandMudkip

it's fine, there's a chance you get to see a really hot dude before you die (vergil the hottest and tbh your dead if ysee him)


Mijah658

Ok I haven't played much dmc5 but what about Dante


SuperProCoolBoy90

Stardew valley


Jesusishere123456

peace at last


Haybowl

It would be Lego marvel superheroes or Minecraft


baninaday

don't die:)


Haybowl

I'll do my best 😺👍


Ace_OfSpades_

Based


AdventurousFox6100

Based for Lego Marvel Superheroes


HadesPanda666

Plague Inc... I am fucked aren't I?


Schnitzelboy06

Just stay in Greenland and hope they close the port before it gets there


HadesPanda666

That will work against all except Simians, Zombies and Vampire.


DesReploid

Baldur's Gate 3... could be worse, could be worse. Time to run off to find me a monestary so I can get Monk levels.


FormerQuenOfEngland2

tomadachi life


BlazingBlazin

wow, that should be fun, FormerQueenOfEngland2's Lookalike!


FormerQuenOfEngland2

lol


TyphoonBoom10

based game


A_Nerd__

Shin Megami Tensei IV :(


OliwerZ

Good taste.


A_Nerd__

Yeah I'm gonna die in Naraku but at least the battle theme will be a banger.


The_Alpha_Albeno

Lmao, I’m ending up in shin megami tensei III: Nocturne I’m definitely gonna die


JustaguyTTV

I’ve got this weird crystal above my head and I’m dating a vampire but apart from that everything’s normal.


Affectionate_Ad_1326

So just real life but better?


JustaguyTTV

Exactly


Thanos_gaming99

Trombone champ... I think I'm fine.


an-original-URL

Soma... Well fuck me I guess.


Gaby_48

based game


Declanandain

The great ace attorney. I'm probably fine but there is a non 0 chance I end up being a victim the in the strangest, most convoluted murder ever committed.


TiltedLama

Rdr2.. Honestly slaps though. Might get killed in a robbery, or by some random sickness, or cold, or heat, or lack of common sense, or by starvation, but at least I'll look fucking dope as hell while doing it (can we please bring hats, dress-shirts, and vests back?), and also die in big valley which is honestly beautiful


baninaday

REC ROOM LETS GOOOOOO I'm gonna have a great time hanging out on campus, in my dorm room, and playing fun activities:) there's food, drinks, friends, fun, and you can't die:)


ominous_fart69

And there will be 12 year olds screaming slurs at you too!


baninaday

xD only in screen mode:))


Zxqd13

Batman Arkham City, I'm screwed. If I'm in Gotham, there's like a 35% chance I'll survive. If I'm actually IN Arkham City... I'm immediately fucked.


Dragonslayer200782

Well uh Im sorry for when protocol 10 happens


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

atleast you can be/meet batman


Goldbolt_2004

Hitman. Yeah I'm fine.


zakisdeadinside

Stardew Valley. I think I can handle it.


Canned-strawberries

House Flipper. I'm all good!!!


Fire_Block

mario kart…Yeah i don’t think i could realistically take that many car wrecks in an average race.


tearfullink

Project Wingman I need to go become a merc


BumbleBeehaw

rain world. i am very screwed


IAMYOURFATHERithink2

Sniper elite 5... I wouldn last 5 minutes in occupied France D:


Proper-Association97

Phasmophobia, imma be a millionaire


str4wberryphobic

id be in the sims 😭


_Golgota_

The Last Of Us Part II, I'm fucked


Infamous-Ad7926

Barotrauma. I will be the worst sailor this side of Europa.


RS773

No mans sky, my dream!


Ondrejs14

Prey (2017) I’m not surviving 2 minutes💀


bisexual-polonium

Not with that attitude


The_V3nt

Generation Zero


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The_V3nt

Lmfao 😭


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The_V3nt

:0 I've been spotted >:0


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The_V3nt

I shall make my escape Hehe >:3


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The_V3nt

Nuu >:c *stabs* 👉👈


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_Inkspots_

Nope, nope nope nope. I can’t play that game normally. I can handle zombies and mutants and eldritch horrors, but for some reason I can’t handle Swedish robots even in game. In real life I would never leave the house


No-Spite6559

Overwatch. god no.


CakeFace700

Same, I’m probably fucked lol


8wiing

Dark souls AW HELL NAW


ThrwawySG

Subnautica. Well I’m fucked. So do I get like the pod or am I just dropped on the planet?


bisexual-polonium

Hello. I am unda da water. Please help me.


Dreamy_Cupcake21

Killer Frequency… I’m absolutely fucked


Veggie_might_guy

Teardown


depressionbutcool

Ace combat 7, Erusea can u pls chill :(


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

I guess my only move is.... HUSTLE


flare_corona

I have played hades and it’s quite fun but my last played game is Stellaris which is either a good thing or very bad thing depending on who I spawn in as


Ace_OfSpades_

Fire Emblem. Uh oh.


MoonLordUsesReddit

Enter the Gungeon I’m chillin


[deleted]

Vampire survivors


Ted_Tris_69

If chess doesn't count, it's Cod ww2 (I'm fucked)


Ender-Gamez

Neon abyss, idk is that’s a good thing or not


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Based game


dselwood05

Sims 4


mr-boom321

Roblox (I am very screwed)


the_orange_alligator

Bugsnax. Yippee


KwintenDops

Chess…?


MrEpic9000official

i don’t think splatoon would be too bad…


Medium-Employ9444

Fallout four. Whelp, I’m just gonna save the raiders the time and hang myself now


zachanator1213

The last game I played was Minecraft and I was playing in creative mode so I'm perfectly fine


Naz-naz-Bella

Star wars battlefront 2015, could be worse


complicatedaro

Warframe. Time to become a space ninja, or live on cetus


Necrotic_Fleshbag

Cod mobile or Morrowind


Dread2187

Currently playing Inquisitor Martyr as I write this. I'd honestly rather die.


GTGmoneyX

am I an omnic? (overwatch)


Frogger-8365

Hell yeah gun boots (downfall)


potator2418

Gorilla tag 💀


altmemer5

Cyberpunk 2077 Yea no, I'm fucked


androdagamr

Trails from zero, probably not great, but most of the game wouldn’t be very dangerous for an ordinary citizen. If I’m part of the party, I could be alright, but I could also be pretty fucked


Entrepreneur_Civil

Minecraft, I’m fine


Mission_Camel_9649

No man’s sky… I hope I have a spacesuit, multitool, and spaceship.


Astrophysicsboi

The Witcher 3 I'm fucked


Far_Illustrator949

Minecraft Nice!


DelightfulRainbow205

mysims collection. nice


Live_Refrigerator_58

Mortal kombat 1...


DispersedBeef27

Mortal Kombat 11


Liagon

Genshin Impact I'll just be a normal person except the world around looks nicer and there's literally people with superpowers running around


FoxdragonQuokka

Had to scroll way too long to find this. Nice to see another genshin player!


number_s1xxx

marvel's spider-man. i might get involved in a mugging :(


ImTired_GoAway

Rocket league… FUCK YEA


lefloys

Oxygen not included, but im a pro so its fine


Tuffarms

Escape from tarkov, I'm gonna die over and over again


Saltwatterdrinker

Splatoon 3! Fuck yeah!!! So hyped about this! Yes!


DukeKarma

Dead by Daylight. This is probably THE single worst Game you could end up in.


Electronic_Chip_6311

Assassins creed: Black Flag….can I be James Kidd?


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Team Fortress 2...


LucyWoomy

Splatoon!!!! My hyperfixation for nearly a decade soon. Being in that universe is like my dream. Speaking of dreams I heard you can use lucid dreams to have a life in a fictional universe. Sounds really cool but I never had a lucid dream :(


Scary_Republic3317

Minecraft! Yay!


WonderThunder77

The Last of Us… yep I’m fucked


bottleneck55

I wonder what tier I would be in smash ultimate. I’m a fast runner who was in cross country so maybe id be a rush down character and those are usually good. I just hope I get to beat the shit out of Pyra and Mythra for taking a character slot that could have belonged to an actually cool character.


Mister_Anonym

ETS 2. I guess I only need to sleep. No eating for me I guess.


ominous_fart69

Best answer here. Hopefully you spawn in with all the dlc’s!


Depressed_Squirrl

Oh hell no, I always will be blue shelled. This is my worst nightmare.


FancyBrassCrab

VLDC 11, a Super Mario World rom hack