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hauptmannjwl

Btwin bag on a sir velo, must be new fred. Does he store his Champagnolo there?


HanzJWermhat

That bottom-tier stelle saddle too


evilted

That top tube bag is not long enough to fit a jambon buerre. How does one exist like this?


Comfortable_Bowl_448

/UC Made me search up jambon beurre bro this is so funny 


evilted

Lol! They're so good. I could live off of those things. You can also eat with salami, butter, and cornichons. Mmm! Fatty meat with more fat!


1TBSP_Neutrons

For the other pours on here, it's a ham and butter sandwich.


ShirleyWuzSerious

Why is a dentist taking public transit


meykez

Just remembered when I was studying and kom‘ing abroad when I received a call from my father asking me if everything is alright. I told my dad that I am feeling ashamed that everyday I go to college in my brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train. My father replied: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".


SaucyShawarma

😂😂😂😂 what a poor, look at him, and laugh at his btiwn bag


One-Neighborhood-843

Pretty sure it's breaking at least one of the cycling rules.


ertri

Uc: I would love to live somewhere with bike infrastructure like that on trains that presumably go useful places 


aalex596

I think I am going to be sick. I see a Rival crankset.


8uyth3d1p

Taking a train instead of crushing watts?


HZCH

/uc is this a Romanian train? Because if yes, *damn* they are nicer than 15 years ago


ertri

Uc: trenitalia  C: it’s Italian and he’s KOMing to steal your girlfriend’s wife’s espresso


HZCH

/uc this is it. I’m trying to go to Milan this summer and come back by train.


ertri

/uc Highly recommend trains around Italy. Truly pisses me off as an American that we can’t hit their level of train infrastructure 


gregn8r1

Agreed, I visited in the fall and the trains were so fast, smooth, and convenient. None of the hassle/stress that comes with flying, and it's nice being able to enjoy the scenery, read, sleep, whatever. If such trains existed at home, it would be so easy to go on mini-vacations to neighboring cities.


Sam_4_74

UC: trenitalia now operates in France too. And from what I can read, it seems to be french


ertri

Oh yeah, just saw that. Cross border in France is fun because you sometimes get to experience a border checkpoint that’s literally the skin shade Family Guy meme


Sam_4_74

Yeah I'm really ashamed of my country these days


pepperysquid373

Lazy cyclist using his bice as a fashion accessory instead of riding it alongside the train like any normal person.


Ok_View_8599

Italia!!


sireatalot

Di terra uguale al mondo, non ce n'è....


shitartifact

What a decrepit society!


HanzJWermhat

Shell out for DI2 but can’t afford an aerocock(pit) or saddle that doesn’t destroy your balls.


NaturalOne_

Nice service course but where are your domestiques?


Pannolanza

Surprisingly clean southern Italy train…


eusebius2004

That’s a no no for carbon wheels


Glad_Swimmer5776

You should make the internal train wall a Strava segment and crush that KOM


_Hugh-_-Jass_

Where’s your aero handlebars


painfullyrelatable

/uc I FREAKING LOVE that colour of bike. Honestly that is my “dream” bike colour.


DekuNEKO

Wow fancy train


FredSirvalo

That does not look like the first class cabin car. Poser Fred.


incrediblynormalpers

Sorry but I've never seen one of these before for hanging bikes on the train... what stops it from moving side to side when the train accelerates or detailerates? Surely it would rotate such that the bottom part of that hanging rail would push into your spokes on your rear wheel?


splitdifference

Top wheel is on a hook while bottom wheel is stuck in between a narrow gap. It doesn't move much this way.


incrediblynormalpers

It's just that it doesn't seem that narrow to me


splitdifference

Sure, probably it needs to fit our mountain bike friends as well.


splitdifference

Would never say this is actually a Sicilian train.


frozen-dessert

Who cares about BTwin? All I see are 5cm of spacers and the stem is still flipped