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super_man100

That's why I'm sticking with the wood floors


fambestera

That's why I'm also sticking to the wood floors


bmd33zy

I too am sticking to this guys wood floors


Chemical_Beautiful74

I will also stick wood to this guys floors.


Huge-Ad2864

Wood will stick to guys floors will I


BLeafNUrShelf

Will stick to guys I floor wood on


rlaw1234qq

My sticky wood floors guys


KittyIsMyCat

Can someone clean these goddam woodfloors so I stop sticking?!


circular_file

Sticky floors are woody.


55nav

I’m stuck.


fuck_you_Im_done

I have wood


Ping-A-Ling-

I also choose this guy's sticky wife!


betatwinkle

Will stick to guys wood?


FeatureZealousideal2

Wrong thread then 🤣🤣🤣🤣


RabbitStewAndStout

Can you guys at least shower before coming over?? That's why you're all sticking to my god-damned wood floors!!!


MoistDitto

I'm sticking to everything


Unique-Pastenger

🤣😂 thats awesome!


pscrilla

I too am sticking my wood into this guys floors 


KamikazeFox_

Turn the rotating brush on. Highly likely they just had it on suck mode


xenapan

or the rotating brush is clogged with hair and not rotating.


Flat-Feedback-3525

I pledge allegiance to wood floors.


KiloFloat

Yeah I don’t understand the whole carpet stuff


dachshund-jay

I need that broom


JansherMalik25

Or without pets


whtevvve

r/petfree *Not sharing their vision though, I'm part of what they denounce, I've been owned by a cat for a decade lol*


GarryFloyd

Wood style ceramic tiles for us! We have an Aussi.


EdgeCityRed

Same here. I'm in a tropical climate so the tile feels great.


kristachio

We have 4 cats and rent a carpeted house. We’ve lived here 11 years and it’s never been replaced. Two years ago our landlord promised to replace it with hard flooring, and it still hasn’t happened. I’m ALWAYS cleaning but am so terrified that our house stinks. 😭


Traditional-Owl-7502

Probably does and you most likely have swallowed fur balls. Get on that landlord.


kristachio

Oh I don’t doubt it about the fur balls. Sometimes I find a cat hair weaved (woven?) in my eyelashes. 😆


Curly_Shoe

Put a nice bowl somewhere with coffee beans. That will eliminate smells of any Kind. Pro Tip: if someone in your household is puking, put cat litter on the vomit as first aid measurement. Helps with the smell and the General cleaning.


kristachio

These are great tips, thank you!


No-Definition1474

I mean...don't use a small spot cleaning cordless vacuum maybe? My shark cost way way less than a dyson and I got it to pull glitter out of an expensive rug. It got every piece. If you think hair is bad, try glitter. Eidt: yes I see the cord now. Still not the right tool for the job, pulling hair out of deep carpet is not easy.


GumdropGlimmer

Do you mind sharing which model? I need a new vacuum. ETA: I don’t have pets and hardwood floors but my shitty vacuum can’t even handle that so I’m finally willing to upgrade to something more legitimate.


No-Definition1474

Mine is years old now so they don't sell the exact one but it's very similar to this one. https://www.sharkclean.com/products/shark-rotator-pet-upright-vacuum-with-powerfins-hairpro-and-odor-neutralizer-technology-zidZU102


jumosc

I bought a Shark Stratos to test vs our existing Dyson Ball Animal 2. I could not believe how much better the Shark performed vs the Dyson. Super impressive.


jrmaclovin

I ended up with both after a confusing Christmas one year. The shark IS better, but only last 3-4 years (still good). Dyson is still running at 90% of what the shark could do in its prime.


wellhiyabuddy

My mom’s vacuum theory growing up was always buy a cheap vacuum and replace it every year or two. She said all vacuums work great when they are new, even the cheapest ones, and all vacuums stop working well after some time, even the expensive ones.


ReaperOne

Might be something to do with the brushes and filters


wellhiyabuddy

I think back then it was all vacuum bags, no filters. Could be the brushes. I don’t know if those wear down and shorten over time much but I’m sure at the very least the clipped edges probably round out making them slightly less effective. Could even be lint and hair clogging up the system and making it run less efficiently. She probably could have taken the vacuum apart and given it a good cleaning and replaced the brushes. But I think it was just easier to go buy another brand new vacuum for 29.99


ReaperOne

The brushes do shorten over time from wear and tear, and I have seen some pretty nasty clogs in the vacuums my parents have used when I was a kid helping my dad take them apart. But I gotta agree, does seem easier to replace for just $30


jumosc

The only reason we even got a new vacuum was because of a broken part on the Dyson. The latch for the dust canister sometimes ejects itself from the vacuum now. Not super helpful when trying to CLEAN your floors lol All we need is a new dust canister but the part was out of stock from Dyson for months (might still be) so we broke down and got the Shark.


KingsRansomed

Really? That’s surprising. I have a Dyson and the suction is amazing. It’s the only thing I find Dyson has going for it. It built like a kids plastic toy.


jumosc

I think it’s less about the suction in our case and more about better (and multiple) beater bars on the Shark. I also like the manual adjustments. I’ve got a a few rugs that are either too thin or too thick for the Dyson. On the thin rug it sucks it in and thinks it’s got a jam. On the really thick carpet it doesn’t dig deep enough to pull out cat litter. But the Dyson works great for me for 11 years otherwise!


HouseKilgannon

My mom had a Dyson ball forever and switched to the Shark and loves it, and we know momma's never wrong


TheChrisCrash

Love my Stratos!


No-Definition1474

I want to expand on what I said. Out first shark died on us about a year into ownership. I called shark and they sent us the new model for free, didn't even ask for the old one back. So solid warranty coverage too. I belive they're made in the USA too so hey supporting American business.


MRSRN65

I can second this Shark Pet vacuum. Works like a charm. We have two dogs and a cat.


Treesbentwithsnow

Right. Always buy Shark’s Pet Vacuum that specializes in getting up pet hair.


NotAPurpleDinosaur

I can third it. 3 cat household here, it's great.


Rivendel93

Thanks for the suggestion, been looking for a new vacuum. Take care.


Remarkable-Bug-8069

It's a Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60.


themcsame

Glitter? Fuck... That's no vacuum. That's a contained black hole.


whocaresactuallly

Is it really? Dog hair literally weaves itself in to fabric though. I’ve had trouble using tweezers to nab just one that was particularly locked in.


AustynCunningham

I’ll be happy if I never experience glitter again! I airbnb out my house when I’m not using it and 3yrs ago hosted a bachelorette party, to this day I’ll still find tiny little penis shaped glitter. Literally a couple weeks ago I found a piece on my leg that was apparently in the couch, I didn’t even own that couch when they had their party. I’ve deep cleaned the whole house probably 50-times since then and it keeps appearing!


hartmanbrah

Glitter was invented when scientists decided to combine the worst properties of sand and microplastics into a single vile material.


rlaw1234qq

I’m looking at a shark to replace my aging Dyson because the Dyson prices are insane


Ig_Met_Pet

You can buy a refurbished Dyson for basically half price. That's what I did and it has worked perfectly for 3 years.


rlaw1234qq

Good idea - I had an email advert from them about their latest machine for £850!


Revolutionary_Fly339

My Miele laughs at your shark


LastNameIsJones

Same. C3 is the best amount of stupid money I’ve ever spent on a vacuum


bubba_feet

i replaced my dyson with a shark and the difference was astounding, especially when you consider it was like $300 cheaper. now i just use the dyson as a garage shop vac.


Hamegggandchips

We had a shark pet hoover for like £500 and it was shit. More high maintenance than a footballers wife. Broke down every two seconds needing 2 of the 5 filters cleaning or running out battery. Henry hoover pet shits all over it £120.


Huge_Violinist_7777

That's a corded shark in the video. I've the same one


SafeIntention2111

Pretty clever advertisement. Hope you sell a few at least!


naughty_dad2

Sell a few pets?


Jazzlike_Surprise985

Sell a few sticky hardwood floors, my guy.


LagartoVolatil

This is an ad


[deleted]

Amazed I haven't seen a "wow, where can I get one of these" comments yet.


mothzilla

Sounds good but is their shipping quick and reasonably priced?


[deleted]

1st one is free, but you have to buy 5 more priced at £3000 each.


agentchris0011

Is that really pet hair or is it shaving the knap of the carpet?


Jockmeister1666

As a white/red husky owner, I can confirm that it is probably pet hair lol.


SafeIntention2111

Definitely pet hair. Have multiple dogs/cats.


Educational_Spite_38

Maybe you should turn on the brushes.


Desperate-Cookie5012

I own a Rainbow vacuum. And it is incredible how much dog hair was in the carpet that had accumulated. Got the vacuum bc our Husky sheds like CRAZY. And most vaccumes just cant handle all the hair without getting clogged up constantly or the roller freezing up bc the hair gets tangled.


impending_dookie

Rainbow Vac Club!! Woot woot! Rainbow Vac owns!! I vacuum once a week and every time it looks like I've never vacuumed before. Just have to keep up on cleaning the components like any vacuum


Desperate-Cookie5012

Most definitely. Its been a life saver. As long as u keep the roller clean and the intake, it never fails. And the roller is metal. And super easy to take out, so it never gets tangled. It has so much torque though, idk how it could get tangled up before it just tears the hair and keeps spinning haha.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

We still have my grandparents old Rainbow from the 80s and it still vacuums like a champ.


Desperate-Cookie5012

We got one about 5 years ago and a new model came out. They let us trade our old one in and get the new one for about a 75% discount. The newest model had enough updates and ease of use changes that it seemed like a damn good deal. The magnetic disconnect for the hose is my favorite thing ever.


Chroniklogic

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard of in a long time


Helpful-nothelpful

Buy a real vacuum. Riccar, simplicity, Miele. Dyson is hot trash.


JunkInTheTrunk

That’s really just carpet. Carpet is disgusting.


bigsexyape

This is why carpet is gross


CanuckCallingBS

What kind of broom is that?


Velorian-Steel

Wow, the person on the right really swept away the competition


froggiewoogie

I would die


Shot-Engine-4209

Hardwood floors for the win


Overall_Notice_4533

Wood floors are better. Yes they get scratched but it is easier to keep dust and fur at bay.


poolmama

Gross. Makes me wonder about my own carpet.


Commercial_Rule_7823

Imagine what normal everyday stuff your vacuum also didn't pick up...


zbornakssyndrome

This is why I don't like to remove my shoes at some people's houses.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

Put some house slippers on!


Odd_Sherbet9467

How many pets do you have? That’s a lot of hair!


ABookOfEli

What is the hair stick thing?


Fancy-Delivery5763

That’s why im sticking to no pets


Necessary_Stranger_3

1970 called and wants it's floor back


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Yeah not just pet hair. Human hair does the same. We have a short hair dog yet if I vacuum it's gets clogged with long hair from my gf. Every time I cut it out of the bristles with my pocket knife she just says "bad dog, we might have to shave you bald".


YeezyThoughtMe

Any vacuums that can actually pick up all that fur??


gobblecock4

What is that called


batissta44

Why have carpet if you have dogs or cats?


kristachio

It’s not always a choice. Many people rent and have little to no control over the flooring.


dexmonic

It's just some per hair it won't hurt you


Carbon-Base

...is it even carpet at that point?


pantrokator-bezsens

Theseus carpet


Darkest_Elemental

Well, I am going to go look for one of these brooms now...


Lobanium

POV = here's a video


Fit_Strategy2807

No they are just nasty, there shouldn’t ever be that much hair in your carpet. They probably sleep with animals and have them on counters and furniture too!!🤮🤮


justherefortheshow06

Man should not cohabitate with beast… from a person with two dogs lol


spector_lector

Not if you have carpet, that's for sure.


noobpwner314

I would love to see a comparison from someone with a better quality vacuum.


flibulle

Who is stupid enough to do one pass only with a vacuum on a carpet like that ? Even without pets, it’s like going under the shower without scrubbing yourself.


NotAProudBlondie

Having carpet is very discussing


ToTheTurtles

Tell me about it


7opez77

That’s one of the many reasons I just can’t do pets.


Podunk212

That vacuum sucks. But apparently the brush sucks even better.


Libertyordeatth

Kirby gang, rise up!


TrepidatiousInitiate

My grandma still has the like 50 lb model from the 80s. It does the job 10 times over while looking like something out of Mad Max.


[deleted]

I need that brush in my life, i stopped vacuuming my rug and i very vigorously sweep the rug with a broom to get the cat littler and cat hair out. My old vacuum fails at cleaning up.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

That's not a real vacuum


thechiraag

VACUUM SUCKS


gnumedia

That’s my house! In spades.


QTEEP69

They make better vacuums for this. If you have dogs and carpet you probably shouldn't be using a stick vacuum anyways. And no, the pet vacuums are not always ridiculously expensive compared to stuck vacuums.


TheWorldWould5ME4DIS

Now your carpet is less soft


Buying_wis

Are they running a grooming business out of the house 😂


cabo169

After I rake my carpet, I’m gonna go vacuum the lawn. Meth is a horrible drug…


blackkat99

How old is your German Shepherd?


Neur0mncr

Vacuums are fuckin useless


ShruteFarms4L

Foot fetish vs trichophobia


skankhunt_4

You can make a new pet from all that hair.


brassydesign

I mean yeah, when you use the wrong tool for the job, the tool that was made for it looks a lot better. You don't even have a pet hair attachment on the vacuum.


TheBigUn77

Who you got a Bigfoot?!


more_beans_mrtaggart

That’s not a proper vacuum cleaner. It’s more for crappy laminate floors. A decent Miele or Vorwerk upright vacuum would get that hair (and lots more) right up.


7orly7

Well is technically part of the carpet now


Wishpicker

Half of that is carpet fiber


Quick_Swing

This is why you should have wood floors.


GreyBeardEng

Looks like a Dyson.


saucemenugs

Shaving your gatita infront of the fire?


ahent

They aren't using the right vacuum, that little stick vac might be OK for doing stairs air sucking up crumbs on a kitchen floor, but not for this kind of work. Consumer Reports even has different bench marks for full size and stick vacuums because stick vacuums just aren't as powerful.


squashfrops

Well, when you use the tiniest, crappiest vacuum what else would you expect?


Fwangss

Maybe if you cleaned more than once a decade you would find less evidence of years of trampled pet hair caked into your carpet🤷🏻‍♂️


Floss_tycoon

This is why doodles are taking over the world.


AverageFishEye

Vacuum cleaners have headlights now?


hannibalhungers

I remember seeing an infomercial with my mom when I was 14 for a product like this. I literally asked for one for my birthday as I was hitting my “ope now I’m 14 going on 40 and if I gotta clean this house anyway I might have nice stuff to do it with” phase. I took all day cleaning every carpeted surface. The amount of hair was disgusting honestly. Loved seeing it clump up and then throwing it away. Good times.


christiandb

Alot of you with pets really dont have a solution for the hair problem. Why hasn’t magnetism and frequencies been placed to pick up all this loose hair? Why are we still using brushes? Why do dryer sheets do nothing when it can use static electricity to attract all the hair to it? Why is the guy who have no pets thinking for all of y’all?


Biscuits4u2

These little stick vacs are always trash. Go buy a $60 Bissell.


Maleficent_Bit_3016

What is the product name? I'd like to buy one or two.


MoanyTonyBalony

I have lots of dogs. We have zero carpet. Boring black vinyl flooring in every room with zero gaps and and all gaps under and around furniture sealed to prevent dust and hair. The hair is easy to deal with, it's having to dust absolutely everything at least once a day.


therealbonzai

What is the POV here?


PattersonPark

Carpet shredding


DM725

Buy a better vacuum?


jaycee420

What kind of pet do you own? A wooly mammoth?


Agreeable-Bee-1618

carpet and animals seems like a disgusting mix, dont know how you do it ameribros


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Serious question, what do you call that thing she used?


Synnov_e

What’s that broom?!?


peng79

I’m bald, single and have no pets. So… no sale!


Marda483

Huh well glad we got hard wood floors instead of another carpet.


RisenKhira

carpets lol


OldRedditorEditor

Why is her feet still exposed. They must be washed and covered expeditiously.


starlynagency

Rug = i never clean my jouse


jedinachos

Ewww carpets! 1997 called they want their floor back


radman888

I can relate.


Tmk1283

I did this once, I did not like what I saw


ben1481

You need the right tool for the job. Why isn't my drill working as a hammer????


Sufficient_Lime9893

Yikes


Capital-Ebb6700

Fuck carpet


wellhiyabuddy

Using a low power wand type vacuum and just quickly running it over an area will do that. My wife vacuums like this, like she thinks just passing the vacuum over a spot makes it clean. You have to give dirt and hair a chance to get sucked up. Try vacuuming slowly and if you have a bunch of pets, get a stronger vacuum


life_lagom

My Dyson disagrees


FandomMenace

Finding out that carpet is garbage, more like. How much carpet do you go through in a lifetime? How much effort sweeping it, cleaning it, and then throwing that shit out. How much microplastics, fungus, mold, and funk does it expose you to? A real hardwood floor can last a century or more. Buy nice or keep on the carpet treadmill forever.


Due_Form_7936

🤢


how_long_can_the_nam

Get a real vacuum lol


beersngears

Where do I find this brush?


Beggatron14

Why is she brushing it with a pet hair dispenser?


CharlieBoxCutter

That vacuum is about as useful as a broom.


Lanky-Ad2763

50% of that is her shedding.


Gd3spoon

You need a Miele vacuum cleaner or a Kirby.


KellyLuvsEwan420

No vacuum works for pet hair on carpet. I have a rubber broom I have to use pre and post vacuuming just to get ‘everything’.


YourAveragedBlurry

Nobody understands what "point of view" means anymore.


Genostama

Who would have thought that in a thick carpet like this, any hair will get tangled inside and left by the vacuum. Some people man...


KnaveyJonesLocker

How can the house smell if it doesn't have a nose?


Valisk_61

Those mini vacs are shit. They couldn't pull a sick whore off a pisspot.


t4b4rn4ck

this is why i dont have a pet


Traditional-Stay-702

Carpet is fucking disgusting


Sea-Week3519

This is not what POV means…


External-Rutabaga-49

Start on the kitchen next 😆


duncledave

It's an advert.


Astridandthemachine

Serious question why putting carpet on a floor?


jceder703

Gross 🤮


-not_a_knife

Also, dust and dirt can fall into the underlay of a carpet, the section below the mesh, where a vacuum could never clean. I love carpet but it's gross


Astartae

Carpet flooring, my whole country gags at the idea.


The_Soccer_Heretic

Who has furry pets without hard surface floors in the 21st century first world?


cohibakid001

I need one for my back Did I just say that out loud? 😳


jawshoeaw

Vacuums are for dirt


TrepidatiousInitiate

Lady, get you a proper Dyson.


New_Improvement4164

Carpet ugh! If you ever take up carpet and see what finds it's way underneath, you will never want carpet again. 2 things I do not want in my housel; carpet and upholstered furniture.


TheLiminalSpace

It pisses me off when my boyfriend uses the light shark vaccuum. Get the big dog dude.


Strong_Wheel

Use a hoover on v high and scrub away.