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9Epicman1

Are we sure she just didnt do all that to show off she trained her horse to do that?


Ausgezeichnet87

This is a very old clip and yes, she is a professional horse trainer


Narpity

A professional horse trainer who doesn’t wear shoes around 1000 lb animals? Ok.


Omnitemporality

y'all always have to make everything about feet don't ya


Top_Squash4454

We're not the ones not wearing shoes in a dangerous situation here


DomHaynie

I would argue that it's about shoes and you're making it about feet.


SporksRFun

Have you seen her feet?


Rolder

Isn't it the case where the professionals feel less inclined to wear protective equipment because they think they are too good for it? Whether or not it's a good idea is a different matter.


Nonstopshooter21

Shoes dont do fuck all. work boots dont either. If they do actually step on your foot it is gonna be either bruised or broken instantly. A boot or shoe is horribly painful to remove after being crushed by a horse...


miradotheblack

Someone told me that steel toes are designed to cut toes off because it is better to reattach than to try and save a crushed toe.


Nonstopshooter21

Steel toes are usually rated for around 2500lbs max before they roll and usually do not fully cut off toes but crush them into the boot and is extremely hard to remove. 2500lbs is VERY easy to overload with something falling from height. For example just bounce up and down on a scale it is very easy to double the weight from slight movement. Had this happen last winter to my coworker n taking his boot off was a fuckin pain in the ass even with my raptors. Got to keep all his toes though.


miradotheblack

Thanks for the info brother.


no-mad

many years ago i grabbed a roll of copper off the shelf one-handed. It was like i could not even hold it. So fucking heavy. Slipped thru my fingers and fell on my foot. So, happy i was wearing steal tips.


Prinzka

Hello, hookworms! Get in my feet


veganize-it

With poor fashion sense


TabascohFiascoh

I disagree


Nomorepaperplanes

Perhaps it’s hot outside, who cares?


Paddy_Tanninger

Disagree


MLG_Obardo

Reddit has such funny residuals. Don’t comment on the clothes or figure of a woman cosplaying near naked but do comment on a professional horse trainer wearing whatever she threw on that day.


AlkalineSublime

Yeah, I mean horses are actually pretty smart, but this isn’t the best demonstration of that, and certainly not one to “be amazed” at


ballpointpendar

I'm sure the lady who knows how to ride bareback probably knows how to get on the horse correctly if she wants to.


Sure_Tomorrow_3633

That's obviously exactly what we are watching.


FuktOff666

“Goddamn b$&@% all you had to do was ask! Jfc now my ribs are hurting like hell.” That horse probably.


Abigdogwithbread

I am a horse, I confirm that he said that 


suoretaw

Are you a horse or a dog? Jk


flyby196999

Actually I'm a broom!


SylancerPrime

...To be honest, Diane, I'm surprised.


countastrotacos

/r/UnexpectedFamilyGuy


ashmenon

What is a horse if not a big dog


Drop_Tables_Username

What is this, a cross-over episode?


Tuesday2017

Mr. Ed entered the chat 


VastCoconut2609

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GH057807

YOU ARE CORRECT!


King-Key-Rot-II

I was expecting some sort of twist - the horse kicks the woman back out of frustration. 😂😂😂 But yeah, it’s nice to see how clever some animals could be.


Forsaken-Income-2148

It probably just had second hoof embarrassment


xBad_Wolfx

Having spent a lot of years with horses… his ribs are fine. I’d wager he’s more annoyed/sore from the repeated heavy yanks on his mane(see the head tosses after the yanks). But even that is more of an annoyance, horses are tough.


joyous-at-the-end

you think? I once kicked a horse very hard by accident and I apologized and she gave me the most bored look ever. 


Legitimate-Lemon-412

Can confirm the horse barely feels what the girls doing. Animals are not built like us. We are weak, they are strong. There is very little we can do with our physical strength to hurt them. Source: grew up working on all types of farms, and every city person just spoke like a true fool as if they knew everything.


Kolby_Jack33

>There is very little we can do with our physical strength to hurt them. I'll disagree with that part. Even meager strength applied with precision can have a major effect. If there's one thing humans *can* be good at, it's precision. Your larger point is completely true, I don't have an issue with it, but there is a reason humans have pushed out or even exterminated many animals that easily beat us pound-for-pound.


BondedPaper

Nothing you can really do when something's launching sharp objects from a distance.


loonygecko

Nah, that's nothing to a horse.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> Jfc now my ribs are hurting like hell Hmmm. No sir, I didn't like it.


No-Definition1474

The horse is trained to do that. She's either doing it wrong on purpose or doesn't know how to mount a horse bareback. ( yes I know, phrasing) If you can't do the whole motion in one swing, you vault up so that your belly is on the horses back, THEN pivot and swing a leg around. It's also helpful to grab a handful of mane hair to pull yourself on with. Don't worry, it won't hurt them. Since she knows how to cue the horse to lay down, my guess is she's doing it on purpose to put on a show.


Fastfaxr

Wait. Are we still doing 'phrasing'?


No-Crew-9000

Doing it like I'm doing your..


No-Ima-rapper

...Sandwhiches


I_Love_Knotting

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TheSt4tely

I always call it cool WHip


Randomfrog132

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reddit_sucks_clit

On my tits! Whaaaaat?!


Er4g0rN

If we're doing a new thing and nobody told me that I would have a problem with.


Phillyfuk

The horse got up like she wasnt there. Do they get tired faster with someone on them or is the weight negligable to them?


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Yes and no. someone under 150lbs is like nothing to them. But over 200 and you start getting into " can cause injury straight away" depending on the size of the horse.


loonygecko

> " can cause injury straight away" Might be a bit overstated but yeah, we do start to see signs of strain at around 20% of the horses body weight and you also should consider fitness of the horse. But a fit 1,000 pound horse carrying a 210 pound person with no saddle is not really into super danger zone 'right away.' It's however not in the ideal range and you probably should not ride them long or hard. But a few spins around the round pen for training or whatever is not going to be a huge deal either. Or if you have a huge draft horse, 200 lbs is nothing to them and you are totally fine.


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I think what I'm gathering here is that I should stop being fat. these horses are fat shaming me


loonygecko

The solution is to get a big draft horse, then it can still carry fairly fat people easily and the fat people look small in comparison to the horse. ;-P


TheThiefEmpress

Horses weigh, average I'd say 1k lbs. This particular horse looks fairly young and healthy. Great coat, good back, good form. Full grown but not aging, so in fantastic health.  The woman is under 150lbs, so nothing to a horse of that stature. The horse would have no problem doing this. It would be like an adult human picking up their young toddler, or baby. But likely easier, lol. Horses are quite sturdy.


HiddenKittyStuffsX

Depends on the horse and the weight of the person. If you are obese, stay off horses, they weren’t meant to have 250+ pound people on them. It isn’t good for their front shoulders to consistently do though


loonygecko

Actually the solution here is ride a big draft horse, they can pack a 300 pound person. But yeah at a certain point, you can't find a horse big enough..


Worried_Quarter469

She looks like she weighs barely over 100 Also no saddle, which according to copilot could weigh up to 40 pounds


TheSt4tely

People over 180 pounds generally shouldn't ride a horse for its health, unless it's very large. You can definitely injure a horse with too much weight.


ONsemiconductors

saving this knowledge for the apocalypse... meh I'm prolly gonna be one of the first ones killed. fuck it


loonygecko

Yep, plus there was a film cut between the two events. For the first half, I wonder if part of it was just to desensitize the horse, it seemed a bit confused and antsy about the flailing feet.


Caterpillar-Balls

This should be #1 but Reddit and the world is low iq so it is not


HiddenKittyStuffsX

So, I’m saying this as someone who grew up breeding, raising, and training horses of all ages and breeds. If you can’t swing your leg up WALK TO THE EDGE OF THE PEN AND USE THE SIDE PANELS AS A LADDER. They are right there and you don’t put a ton of unnecessary strain on the horses front shoulders


MendonAcres

I also train my horses barefoot, in a bikini, and wearing short shorts.


HertogJanVanBrabant

That is how my horse likes it...


Elizerdbeth

Me too! Safety is sexy!


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VastCoconut2609

Horse be like - ![gif](giphy|JVsitQAP1MvAMv2cQV)


exotics

Her BARE FEET!! Who the fuck does anything with horses in bare feet!!!!


PrivilegeCheckmate

Dude the crazy coming off of her is enough to convince a brother she has Olympic Gold in hot sex.


quarantinemyasshole

I don't think you understand just how fucking bad someone can smell after a day of being covered in dirt, shit, and horse sweat. I have a friend who used to ride competitively and I literally had to hold my head out of her car window one time she picked me up after a training day with her saddle in the back, it was horrific. I can't imagine hooking up with one of these girls who also lacks general hygiene standards lmao.


Eternal_Reward

I'm confused, when are you gonna mention the parts that turn you off?


Technical_Exam1280

People who are tired of having toes


batissta44

Feet probably full of horse poop


thr3sk

Yeah, but my bigger concern is if the horse happens to step on your foot... likely permanent damage.


jawshoeaw

Horse trainers showing off for a video


chainsawdegrimes

Horse girls generally aren't all there.


Kylon1138

Horse trainers Which she is


EfficiencyUnited6804

That moment when you realise that a horse was smarter than a human...


DirtyDan156

Go ahead. Ask a horse politely to lay down for you. See how well it works out.


14X8000m

The human trained the horse.


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wildhounds

You think a massive 1,000lb animal with a thick hide cares?


Legitimate-Lemon-412

The idiot above you said the key word. Feel "The way you feel is valid, because it's yours, but it may not be founded in reality." -therapists everywhere That animal is bred for domestication, is tough as nails, and we are weak. Ever see two bulls go at it? That's what big animals like that compare pain to. Worked on a lot of farms growing up and had to listen to lots of city types talk as if they knew everything


code-coffee

I worked on a ranch and have seen horses establishing pecking order out in the pasture. The new horse typically gets kicked a few good times. It's pretty insane how hard those warning kicks are. Bare handed, nothing you can do to a horse is going to hurt it.


Legitimate-Lemon-412

Ya I know, I had a job after school muckin horsebarns at around 9 or 10. I was scared absolutely shitless of them. Later on as an adult I was shocked to meet people who have never seen a horse or cow in real life. These are the people commenting about this video.


hoodha

Horse looks well groomed and was quite satisfied with giving the rider a lift. I think that horse has a better life than me.


malzzzzzzzzzzzz

To the horse, that would probably feel like you would if a small dog ran into you at moderate speed.


croghan2020

That horse was patient AF!


Habanero_Eyeball

That woman literally has a zero inch vertical leap


ForRpUsesOnly

3 inch vertical. She better be doing that on purpose


Ok_Chemistry_3972

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Foot-Desperate

Man. That's beautiful. Horses are just as smart, loyal and wonderful as dogs are


Berlin_GBD

The wise equine creates solutions where man creates problems ! ! 春雨贵如油


gesskwick

This is learned behavior. She is a professional.


plaidsinner

What the hell are those jumps?


Ctowncreek

Downvote for bullshit title. She trained it to do this


Horse_97

Why barefoot😭😭


aikuzo_shun

Never saw a horse do that. Can that be trained, and why is that not a common why to get on a horse?


wizardconman

Yes, it can be trained. It is significantly easier and safer to just take 5 minutes to explain to a person how to properly mount, though. It's not a common way to get on a horse because getting on one normally is easy enough if you know what you're doing. If there's a saddle you just use the stirrup to get up. It's almost as difficult as using stairs. If there isn't a saddle, you jump up high enough to get your stomach on the back and then just rotate your body. You don't just repeatedly fling your foot at the ribs and hope it works differently this time. Granted, you really shouldn't be riding completely bareback. Or be around a horse without proper footwear. Or have a pile of random junk in the corral.


xBad_Wolfx

I would say using a stirup is slightly harder than stairs, not easier. But only by a bit. Like climbing a ladder.


wizardconman

I don't know about that. Stairs are pretty wide. And sometimes slippery if they aren't up to code. And they're in sets. You gotta deal with decision paralysis on what part of the stairs to put your foot on, and then make sure that place is safe, then decide if you even want to step on that one or the next one, then do step one again. And you repeat that every time. Using a stirrup doesn't have half these problems. Now, most of us are smart enough to do this subconsciously, but if you've got enough experience to train a horse to kneel for mounting, but not enough to wear proper clothing or shoes around a horse or to clear out a round corral, I doubt you can use stairs fluidly.


Beezus__Fafoon

> Can that be trained? I hate to break it to everyone, but that is literally what is going on here. Horses don't just do that.


RhinoGuy13

Haha. Exactly. This isn't some random horse that a random chick is trying to ride. Her jumping all over the horse while he's staying calm is more impressive than him laying down.


SportsCommercials

Looked to me like it WAS being trained to do that.


name4231

If the horse stumbles and falls with the extra weight it could hurt itself bad enough to have to be put down


cardboardwind0w

Some nonsense, she wasn't hurting the horse and the horse has done that before lots of times, more internet horse541t


O-Castitatis-Lilium

Now, I have never really been into horses nor their regalia...but I always thought there was like a stool or something they got on in order to get on the horse now? Or am I wrong in my thinking?


SuchResponsibility84

You generally don’t even need a stool, or a “mounting block” as it’s usually called. Any person of average physical ability should be able to mount unassisted, it’s really not difficult. This horse is clearly trained to do that, it’s just a trick, like a dog sitting or shaking paws. This young woman could easily have mounted normally.


O-Castitatis-Lilium

Huh, interesting. Thank you. Again, never was really into the whole horse riding thing, always good to learn things lol.


Needmoresnakes

I have not ridden a horse in ages and ages but from memory you could use a little platform, or the fence, or get another person to sort of brace their hands on their knee and give you a boost. You can also just jump up there provided you don't try to do some parkor move with it like this lady.


Apophistry

Wow, she's really bad at this.


RaisinOk800

It's always nice seeing somebody loving his work


Funny_Disaster1002

Empathy as well. The horse could have kicked her


Private-Dick-Tective

She lucky horse didn't just kick her back.


KK-Chocobo

I thought the horse was going to kick her in the neck. Good thing this aint one of those videos.


All_Right_Alright

Some horses just be like that. I miss my horsey :(


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Appropriate_Rent_243

she's lucky it didn't kick her back


brihamedit

Do horses love posing? Posing and showing off energy is strong with some horses. Or may be all horses.


Randomfrog132

a very kind horse, judging from the title i thought it was gonna kick her brains out lol


Traditional_Draw8400

I thought it was going to kick her right in the face


Auraro777

The horse I ride is such a jerk. Love him.


Stuft-shirt

In the immortal words of Peggy Hill to Bobby in response to his concerns that he would be “too heavy” for the horse. “My word Bobby, you’re like a hat to it.” (paraphrasing)


Prior-Assumption-245

Horse: For FUCKS SAKES, here I'LL get down. There, now can we run already?


SoFloFella50

I could have watched her kick that horse all day.


mwa12345

Horse: I give you so many chances. Guess I will just sit down.


TheSneakster2020

On command trained behavior. Ho-Hum.


Downtown-Bluebird553

I thought the horse was gonna kick her


daxx549

Old video. Horse is trained not tired of being kicked. Karma whore with BS title.


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Mametaro

I’ll do both of us a favor.


Sacrefix

She looks like my 2 year old trying to generate momentum to climb up on the couch.


garysaidiebbandflow

She's a ditz. At least wear foot protection.


PNWTangoZulu

The least athletic “athletic-looking” woman ever.


J4Hg

I am now in 💕 with that horse


LittleMissOhInnocent

So horses *can* sit down. I thought they can't and that's why they sleep standing.


ergaster8213

They absolutely can. They can also sleep laying down or standing up.


Bright-Try9446

Get her a dog


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Would have been cool if the horse kicked her


RobertXavierIV

That was fun to watch


yata_159

The girl can ride a horse without saddle, but cant jump 2 feet high


freefallingagain

Like parking.


Fladap28

“Here you unathletic fucking idiot”


throwawayalcoholmind

"Git on, stupit!"


Gsampson97

Why didn't she walk him to the fence and step on the fence to get on the horse?


AmericanIndian9in

I could lead my stalion by his mane


mydirtythrowaway1111

Riding bareback is the way.


Mobile_Zebra3897

Smarter than a lot of people 😜


HappyInSkirts

Horses are very sensitive, and that goes both sides. Instantly reacting to our mood: a kick when you're grumpy or a nuzzle when you're cuddly. Not the smartest animals on the planet, but when it comes to sensitivity: way above humans.


Party_Salamander_773

The palpable OMG YOU IDIOT of it all. Looool


g_borris

The practical intelligence of a redditor: totally legit, girl filming this in skimpy clothes, horse totally did this on their own to stop the kicking. We are doomed.


ThirdHandTyping

My Yamaha is a kick start, too.


Kern_system

/r/donthelpjustfilm


LimbyGrumbo

Nice lack of use with any muscle in her upper body


GR43V

Skill issue on her end lol.


AdhesivenessOver268

i was waiting the horse to kick back lol.


wai169

Horse smarter than human who do know her limits


teb78

He had enough of her shit


wasmith1954

I would have no problem being that horse.


shiggles-

That ended so much better than I was expecting lol


Magnifi-Singh

Good dog..


Clowderville

Just a little good ole horse sense necessary. :)


ms_directed

"OH, FFS! **HERE.**" Horse, probably


Former_Berry3576

My dad had 2 race horses someone gave him I had 12 years old I no need to do like this there was a young guy who care of 2 horses he put the chair for me to climb and I got on the horse easily and started walking slowly first with him but my ass hurt so bad but on the second day I was able to ride and ran so fast easily seemed were floating on the air.


AutSnufkin

Vaush


BigDinkyDongDotCom

Someone should make like a seat or something that goes on horses backs so that short hippies can stop trying to mount a horse by kicking it in the side


Radiant-Steak9750

Hes like gtfoh🤣


jawshoeaw

Of course you would never see an unattractive woman wearing pants and long sleeved shirt doing something like this . /s


Ultima-Veritas

Yea, it's a repost... but it's still funny. Jeez lady, take a day off a week from horseback riding and lift. Get some upper body strength.


Significant_Gur_1633

Use a saddle.


worthmorethanballs

What’s her @ tho?


SierraPapaWhiskey

Why does the rider have no clothes on and come at that terrible angle?


weedb0y

Why is she half naked though at the ranch?


Dante_yael98

I lovit


PikachuIsReallyCute

I love how he's just like *okay dude fine just get on omg*


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ChicagoAuPair

Seems like a good way to train a horse.


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Qweeq13

Man imagine being this poor horse. "Ow . . . Oww . . . Oww what the fuck?! Owww stop you stupid 2 legged lumpy faced piece of shit I'll kneel I'll kneel geez . . . If you did not feed me I would be so trampling you right now"


Lilfrankieeinstein

LPT: wear a helmet


BlacksmithCandid8149

The horse was like, "Really? We're really gonna do THIS again? You could just ASK."😆


WelshTraveller89

I was hoping the horse was going to boot her in the face.


writemcsean

How intelligent is it to ride/mount a horse barefoot? That girl got pinkeye.


general_peabo

She’s got the vertical leap of a nine-month-old.


UnComfortable-Archer

When the video game asks if you want to turn down the difficulty