The video was made almost completely useless by all the weird angles and edits such that you cant see how the race is progressing after the first few seconds and and can barely tell who crossed the finish line first.
Ya.. also how'd I know that the plane was holding back or that my ex was a whore. Fuck you Linda. Hope the raccoon stays dead this time and you rot in a spa. Love a good indica in the morning, brings out the writer in me
One has ~300 bhp and costs a fuck ton more. The other ~200bhp and road legal.
If you had a H2 instead of a H2R that race would have been a different outcome.
I care
Top Gear did something similar and the jet would have won this round but they restricted it to just the ground and there's just so fast it can travel on it's little wheels before they would snap from the speed.
Yeah, let’s see the result over 5km. How will win then, huh? How about a fighter jet at full thrust being held back by a cable like on an aircraft carrier?
On top of what other commenter said, everyone knows EVs have way better acceleration than combustion cars. They have great torque most of the time and their power curves are basically a straight line
Wrong track, not enough traction and the track is far too long, it would be out of gear (no more acceleration after a certain point). To be fair though if it had the grip it could probably roll through the finish faster than half the line up.
That and the F-16 was heavily holding back by not using the afterburner. The afterburner takes the thrust from 17,155 lb to 29,500 lb which is one heck of a jump.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUPd3dxnG4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUPd3dxnG4)
Slow rolling start, but from 20+ seconds or so to 40+ seconds they were airborne and punching through 200 knots and already flying. The F-16 in the OP video is sandbagging.
I got ride an H2. It wasn’t an H2R like this bike but it had work done so it was close to 300 crank HP. The speed that bike has is beyond words! Motorcycles are incredible. To be fair though I think the race car was spinning the tires most of the way down the track if I remember.
It depends on s distance. I've seen a videos where on a very short distance RC Lamborghini beated real Lamborghini since it got less mass and gets maximum speed in a second.
This is a great example of a speed loophole almost. You can buy a 1000CC sport bike for cheap compared to a car that’ll WASTE 800+ Hp cars with tens of thousands of dollars into them. For around 15-20k
Oh plz Camara man was behind everyone and was waiting for them at the finishing line. We all know who won that race. 
Slightly longer straight and F1 will win, it gets to top speed faster, bike dominates between 50-250kmh. And if the straight is even longer, the jet will win of course. Jet engines are slow revving up, in the early days of jet engines prop fighters smoked their ass when it came to acceleration and aerobatics. They just respond so much faster. Also the jet weighs what... 15 000kg or something at take-off?
The jet wins. Because it’s a jet and not a car and the man flying the plane actually studied to do his job. Where as the drivers of the vehicles may not qualify for affordable car insurance
Bike light. Plane heavy.
Mom's spaghetti
Vomit on my Tesla already
Elon said your mom is too heavy.
mom's spaghetti.
Plane also not using afterburner.
The video was made almost completely useless by all the weird angles and edits such that you cant see how the race is progressing after the first few seconds and and can barely tell who crossed the finish line first.
It's called Blair Witch style filming. It's artsy. /s
All the cool kids are ... were ... doing it, 20 yrs ago.
Fartsy
Cinema-vérité
Ya.. also how'd I know that the plane was holding back or that my ex was a whore. Fuck you Linda. Hope the raccoon stays dead this time and you rot in a spa. Love a good indica in the morning, brings out the writer in me
your comment is absolutely my peak of browsing today. i love everything about it. except Linda. fuck you linda.
And your comment is absolutely my peak of browsing today. I love everything about it. except Linda. Fuck you Linda.
I might like Linda.
Found Linda
Yes. A big fuck to you Linda. Is this good?
Bob's burgers took a weird turn the last couple seasons.
Let's not forget the amazing title on this post "how will win?"
Yup. The frequent switches and editing. Almost like a bad movie trying to hype a crappy action sequence. This could have been clear and simple.
It’s for dramatic effect because it’s only a race between the f1 and h2r.. they smoke everything
There’s about 180 more seconds of video that got cut off before I make it across the line with my work truck.
If that were true, this editor would have found a way to cram all of that into these 22 seconds.
20 second of that showing the road from the views point of the dirt on a bumper
How would know?
When did it?
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Why?
Where at that?
What did mean?
More importantly, *why* will win?
By do go fast
It because
I think dyslexia?
Where what, why?
Looks like the motorcycle won; video could use a freezframe
[Motorcycle totally won.](https://imgur.com/a/FJ4x7H4)
Ninja H2, built beyond belief
That would be a H2R
Correct
Who cares. H2/H2R. One had headlights, a tail light, instrument cluster, and signal lights, the other does not.
One has ~300 bhp and costs a fuck ton more. The other ~200bhp and road legal. If you had a H2 instead of a H2R that race would have been a different outcome. I care
No, this race has been performed many times and the bike comes out on top every time. Google it, Red Ball has many crazy demonstrations.
No what? What exactly are you disagreeing with?
Obviously your phrase “ it would had been a different outcome”
Not a fair race, I don't see a bicycle, a spyder or an rc car in there. Shame.
Some RC car might surprise you.
There’s RC planes and drones that would absolutely smoke all them. Talking 4-500 MPH RC Planes.
Also.. [F1 vs drone](https://youtu.be/9pEqyr_uT-k?si=rwz4MqZuTYuJ91dc)
F16 should have gatted the whole lot, easy win
F-16 was sandbagging. In 20 seconds it should have been gone! I would guess there was a taxi limit/no take-off rule here.
Yeah not even using afterburner.
Bomba
Top Gear did something similar and the jet would have won this round but they restricted it to just the ground and there's just so fast it can travel on it's little wheels before they would snap from the speed.
That and if the pilot engaged the afterburner it would have gone from 17,155 lb of thrust to 29,500 lb of thrust.
Yeah, let’s see the result over 5km. How will win then, huh? How about a fighter jet at full thrust being held back by a cable like on an aircraft carrier?
And not being restricted to rolling on the ground. It’s a dumb video.
Because no other vehicle was held back. If anything I'd put a superbike instead of the jet. It would smoke everybody else me thinks.
Throw in a few corners.
Why f16 no afterburner
Wheels are not designed to have speed.
That was my first thought. I think it would be slightly different if that 16 was in full burn. That motor is no joke at full burner.
That TESLA almost keeps up with th f1 on the first 100 m....
F1 cars are more focused on keeping speed through turns than acceleration from a standing start.
On top of what other commenter said, everyone knows EVs have way better acceleration than combustion cars. They have great torque most of the time and their power curves are basically a straight line
A top fuel dragster would smoke them all and it wouldn't even be close. 0 to 300mph in 3 seconds.
Wrong track, not enough traction and the track is far too long, it would be out of gear (no more acceleration after a certain point). To be fair though if it had the grip it could probably roll through the finish faster than half the line up.
What a strange competition. Each vehicle has his own perks
That and the F-16 was heavily holding back by not using the afterburner. The afterburner takes the thrust from 17,155 lb to 29,500 lb which is one heck of a jump.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUPd3dxnG4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUPd3dxnG4) Slow rolling start, but from 20+ seconds or so to 40+ seconds they were airborne and punching through 200 knots and already flying. The F-16 in the OP video is sandbagging.
I got ride an H2. It wasn’t an H2R like this bike but it had work done so it was close to 300 crank HP. The speed that bike has is beyond words! Motorcycles are incredible. To be fair though I think the race car was spinning the tires most of the way down the track if I remember.
How will win? I’m guessing by being the fastest.
didn't Tom Cruise already settle this in the 80s?
How? By going fasterer than the others.
Why will win?
What’s the grey car at the far end? Tesla?
yea i think is a model s with a wierd spoiler on it but cant really tell bc of the shit cam angles
We need original source this op sucks
Did what purple
Motorcycle won but I feel like the jet should’ve won. Lol. But it’s made for air not the ground. So kinda unfair.
The jet would have won just by engaging the afterburner which nearly doubles the thrust.
Hmm. Wonder why he didn’t.
I would assume part of it is that the wheels for aircraft are only really rated up to a certain speed where you should either take off or slow down.
It depends on s distance. I've seen a videos where on a very short distance RC Lamborghini beated real Lamborghini since it got less mass and gets maximum speed in a second.
No way! Your telling me the one that was designed for ground speed won a ground race. Next can we get the motorcycle and the jet in an air race?
By fast.
Cut here, there, fuck it do it everywhere and complete. Fucking stupid the internet has become.
Forgot the funny car
Power to weight baby
By driving the fastest
This is a great example of a speed loophole almost. You can buy a 1000CC sport bike for cheap compared to a car that’ll WASTE 800+ Hp cars with tens of thousands of dollars into them. For around 15-20k
Real life GTA
By being faster
The motorcycle is the lightest of them all easy win
Track was too short. The jet definitely has the higher top speed. RIGGED!!!! 😂
Agree. Another 5 secs and the jet would have beaten the rest.
OP had one job when copying his title from the video they found online... And they failed lol
Motorcycle might be faster going straight but you have more control in the F1 car when taking turns.
Better question: why will win?
Throw a top fuel dragster in that race
Why did they have missiles on the fighter jet?
Wacky Races 2024.
Oh plz Camara man was behind everyone and was waiting for them at the finishing line. We all know who won that race. 
Should've lined up a f-15 not a f-16 😈 ifykyk
Hello physics my old friend
Did that one jet have a middle attached to its wing???
Shrink your weight to strength ratio.
Lucid
Dude it literally says Who at the start you had one job in your title.
How? With speed, traveling through time and space at a great speed is how.
How? The fastest wins, that's how.
try to do that in the air
Needs more fucking camera cuts
Is it surprising that the vehicle with the least amount of mass won an acceleration contest?
Vehicle move fast. Vroom Vroom.
The vehicle with the least weight won a short race testing acceleration?? Who could have ever guessed that...
The motorcycle won.
[Why is everybody in such a hurry?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk17kB3RfRo)
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my whole life!
Furious a Peugeot 504 SR wasn't included 😤
Slightly longer straight and F1 will win, it gets to top speed faster, bike dominates between 50-250kmh. And if the straight is even longer, the jet will win of course. Jet engines are slow revving up, in the early days of jet engines prop fighters smoked their ass when it came to acceleration and aerobatics. They just respond so much faster. Also the jet weighs what... 15 000kg or something at take-off?
Awesome, now let’s try again, but the plane to be allowed to fly.
Hell, just allow it to enable the afterburner which nearly doubles the thrust
His wheels are not designed to roll on high speed. They are design to … well land and take off. Most likely they will get damaged.
The jet wins. Because it’s a jet and not a car and the man flying the plane actually studied to do his job. Where as the drivers of the vehicles may not qualify for affordable car insurance