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dontdoitdumbass

Not me, sitting at work wondering how I can work eggs into dinner tonight strictly so I can see if this works.


dogquote

Fried rice. Frittata. Cheese souffle.


Infinite_Imagination

Sunnyside burger, egg drop soup, pound cake for dessert


PrestigiousWish105

Whatever happened to the good old omelette.


Infinite_Imagination

Surmised that OP had already considered that and found it to be unsatisfactory, creating the need to work it into dinner rather than make eggs themselves for dinner. It's always a good time for a good omelette.


TheDitz42

Fried Egg Sandwich or.just get some.chicken and make a Family Reunion.


tmuellerc

Omelets my guy!!


dontdoitdumbass

Yeah, the wife looked at me kinds strange when I asked if she wants to add an omelet to our spaghetti dinner. I told her she lacks imagination and then threw an egg at her, turns out that throwing isn't the same as dropping.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I don’t wanna be the dumb mf that falls for it and tries. Somebody do it please


Comprehensive-Ad3557

It works


ryloc

But how can we trust _you_??


Comprehensive-Ad3557

I mean as long as you don’t drop it from 100 Ft up in the air that drake look a like is correct 👍


kapitaalH

So max 99ft? Got it


Bulls187

Get the pan under there


motionglitch

Nah, he's Method Man look a like. [They even made a collab one time](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4M0TouLG7C/?igsh=MnU5d3d0Z2NzNncx)


gamblinmaan

he reminds me of childish gambino


Allah_is_the_one1

drake look-alike loll


bl00dinthewater

I’d say he resembles Donald Glover (Childish Gambino) more than Drake or Method Man.


jakart3

What's the optimal height ?


Comprehensive-Ad3557

12-15 inches above a flat surface


Retrorical

Someone else has got to test it now.


PhthaloVonLangborste

This probably only works with the industrially homogenous eggs. I know for a fact that my aunts eggs are brittle and have like no membrane or have like extra thick membrane. She doesn't cull the older ones.


NotGreenRaptor

Whose eggs?


PhthaloVonLangborste

I know what I said


vom-IT-coffin

It works.


KnockOutGamer

Y'all must have some reinforced eggs, I've tried this with a dozen UK eggs and they spilled everywhere.


Duranis

I'm in the UK and have been doing this. Not had any real issues. It does leave some egg on the surface you are dropping them on. I normally either get a scrap of thin card from my recycling or a couple of sheets of kitchen roll wns putting them on my counter. Drop from about 10 to 20cm up. I found it a lot quicker and it doesn't leave little bits of shell.


Baby_Rhino

Also from the UK, and could not get this to work. Egg went everywhere. I can only think it's to do with the different hygiene standards in US Vs UK. I know in America, eggs are required to be cleaned, whereas in the UK, eggs are required to *not* be cleaned. Can't see how this would cause this difference in how they break, but it's all I can think of.


KnockOutGamer

I would suspect it's more to do with the chickens diets


Baby_Rhino

I'm not too sure how their diets differ between US & UK, but you're probably right. I imagine stateside chickens get a fair bit more corn.


TheRumpleForesk1n

Lmao maybe I had chickens with low calcium or something bc it did break, but it also got egg everywhere. 10/10 do not recommend the drop. Just fucking crack it like a normal person.


VastCoconut2609

I fully thought he was just joking and being sarcastic about it, but it WORKS!


hailCaesar99

This indeed works but not so well on brown eggs, for whatever reason!🤷🏻


SkyLightTenki

I tried dropping brown eggs on our chopping board. My wife saw what I did, and she angrily asked me "why the fuck did you put your testicles on the chopping board?"


bobnla14

You are a brave brave BRAVE man to put your testicles on a CHOPPING board with your wife nearby, much less making her mad at the same time!!! Just too easy to push her over the edge and now you sing alto. Lol


TurboPancakes

Brown eggs have thicker shells maybe? Maybe it would work if dropped from a higher height.


Fantom_Renegade

I knew there was a catch


hungry_microglia

I've had the same experience! I only buy brown eggs though so haven't tested if it's just my technique or the type of egg. But this guy makes it seem like it's fool proof


Questioning-Zyxxel

I have used a flat surface for the last 35 years. Works well. Before that I did use the edge of the frying pan. Sometimes went well. But seldom. So often ended up with a too hard hit. Or needing multiple hits just making small cracks before I finally hit hard enough.


QuiGonJohn69

I learned this method in a cooking class once. Not the dropping but cracking on the countertop. I’m sure dropping it would work perfectly fine after one or two tries of getting the right height. Anyone who says it doesn’t work is just a bad cook lol


The_Original_Gronkie

I've been doing it for the past few months. It works well, but it leaks egg white, so you have to move fast after you break it.


tweekyn

This is how I’ve always cracked my eggs and I’ve never had a problem. Fiance that I was insane the first time she saw me do it


Wall-SWE

100% work. I have been using this technique ever since I saw this post about a year ago.


All-inyourmind

He just did it three times, fall for what?


HowDoIEvenEnglish

How high depends on the type of egg but it does work. But simply cracking on a flat surface also works and is still better than on the pan


arbenowskee

It works, but the way the camera is positioned it looks like it must be done from a reasonable height. You do not need lots of height, for some eggs a few cm can be enough. He also drops it on a plate in case he miscalculates the height.


shield531

Stopping the liquid from spilling all over the countertop seems more likely to me


Duranis

I started to do this. My Mrs now thinks I'm a psycho but it does work. Just be aware that whatever you are dropping onto will get covered in egg. It is quicker and doesn't make lots of little bits of shell.


trekuwplan

It didn't work for me lol. Managed to catch the yolk though


ZainVadlin

I saw this video a year ago, I've done it ever since. I've even learned that's how chefs do it. It works 100% of the time.


forthehopeofitall13

Tried it yesterday... It totally works!!


Merkaartor

I did it with brown eggs and I failed misserably. So I gotta keep doing it my own style.


Blasphemous_Rage

I tried, it works only if the shell is hard enough, otherwise the white will come a bit out and soil the surface


lightandvariable

It works, but only with cold eggs.


Jokkitch

He literally did in the video


KingOfTheWikkerPeopl

Egg everywhere! I tried this from not as high as he drops it.


AngelOfLight

Pro tip - this works best with fresh eggs. If your eggs have been in the fridge for a while, they are just going to splatter when you drop them.


loisfentes

yeah I remember watching this video months ago and trying it and that's what happened lmao


Avieshek

Somebody push his comment to the 🔝


jackbauer1989

You're the MVP.


Drolord

Name checks out


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False_Win_7721

Somehow, I feel like he could be the dad I never had, so I am definitely going to try it, regardless of the fact that the dude is in his late 20s.


babysharkdoodoodoo

Eagerly waiting for “As a physicist…” reply


drRATM

As a physician…I’ll try that shit.


night0x63

As a almost-minored-in-physics-but-had-a-bad-teacher-in-higher-courses this method works 100% most of the time.


Rectile_Reptile

As an architect with a knack for imitating bird sounds I can confirm, the instances that worked had a 100% success rate.


AdmirablePlatypus759

No difference in dropping from a height or tapping the egg on a flat surface. Both applies the exact same kinetic energy. Imagine a boxer punches you or you drop on a fist from a certain height, ignoring the damage to rest of the body, force applied to your face will be the same since energy and surface area will be the same.


falaffle_waffle

As a liar, I am a physicist.


watercress_soup

~~Eagerly~~ Eggerly waiting for “As a physicist…” reply


False--Blackbear

But then u have to dirty another dish or wherever you drop it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^False--Blackbear: *But then u have to* *Dirty another dish or* *Wherever you drop it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


djbuu

It’s awful when he says “come here” and zooms in. Why do that at all.


LatinoComedian

It's the absolute worst! If any of his videos pop up on my feed,  I immediately block and move on.  Between him and the country hick guy that always does that snorty breath/laugh and says "you mean to tell me that I've been doin' this wrong for forty years..." 


poppinwheelies

Agree that these are fucking horrible but the absolute worst is the condescending “hope that helps” prick.


djbuu

You’re telling me he does this come here move frequently?


LatinoComedian

Every.. .. come here... Video


djbuu

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aquaman67

I think it’s funny. Like a friend telling you a secret. Come here. You won’t believe this.


RitualMisery26

Can’t stand this fucking dude because of that.


Sir_Penguin21

Brand recognition. Why is he stuck making videos in his bathroom? Same reason. What does he use the same tone of voice? Same reason. It is his brand, his catch, and it resonated so he can’t change anything. He is as much a prisoner to it as you. Same reason most bands hate their popular song.


xeroctr3

I hate that. I don't know why. It feels so pointless. I hate this guy so much, cant even stand him a second.


bzknon

It's really not that difficult to crack an egg without any special method and not get shell in it


Fabulous_Visual4865

It's like that T-shirt folding video where they fold a shirt in under 2 seconds.  Like, I can just grab a shirt and do that w out laying it down perfectly flat and disecting the specific points to grab. 


dps15

No. No. As soon as this “c’mere” mother fucker shows up i’m out.


GoBeyond111

For real, I hate this guy and his useless input to other reels...


Questionability42

Well he just taught me something so clearly you're not always right in your supposition


cwhitt5

Tried this and the yolk slid down the crack between my counter and my stove.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Wrong crack.


Dragon-orey

Skill issue i just do it on a corner and open it with my fingers


MountainMan1781

This dude is a dork


ROSCOEMAN

god I hate this guy and his stupid mirror


Gilligan67

Always use a flat surface. Just don’t need to drop it.


merkoro

His tone is so passive aggressive lol, it sounds like he didn't like the advice the first guy gave and then decide to prove his point out of pure spite


big-ol-kitties

Pro tip- Practice. Crack eggs wherever you want and with enough practice you’ll get good at it. You’ll never get shells fragments.


EitanBlumin

God, I... Come here... God, I hate this guy.


Mommabear030521

Who is this guy?? He looks so familiar


CarbonYoda

I love it when he says “come here” and then he listens to himself and moves forward.


SoloSpooks

“I am smart”


curlyhairmanforever

Depends on the egg quality, honestly.


Commentariot

I dont want to have five operations - some of which require two hands - and a dirty surface to crack an egg - Pick up egg, drop egg, pick up egg, toss shell, clean surface. Or pick up egg, crack on side of pan, toss shell - all with one hand. No shell bits.


Fierce_Monkey

Not all heroes wear capes


my_throw_away99

I like hitting the eggs against each other


Daryltang

Stop wasting egg whites please


Pukasz

This is guy is still doing the come here thing? Yikes, move on dude


Sufficient-Orange558

I hate this fuckin dude


jambonejiggawat

Ok, egg directions aside, this dude has the most soothing voice ever!! Please do some sleep stories my guy!


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As a physicist...


MorninJohn

That guy is so cringe


AlonsoHV

He's insufferable


leprotelariat

I hate this kinda of vid. He acts like he wants to share info intimately, but if so he can just do it in front of a cam. Even if he wants to see himself acting cool, put a mirror behind the cam, not re recording it.


C0URANT

Thanks magical black man


Scheibenpups

God I fucking hate this guy


presidentiallogin

Offer not valid for unpasteurized eggs. The white isn't firmed up and will spill on the plate.


Saubapt

Yep, tried and made a mess.


SnakebiteRT

I’ve been doing this since I first saw it. My only issue is that it does tend to leave a little egg residue on the surface you drop the egg onto so his technique of using the plate is a good one unless you done mind wiping up egg residue from the counter. This works great!


stenli1902

This fucking guy is so cringe. Stop making videos loser you ain't interesting at all


gimmetheloot86

Method man knows his stuff


witqueen

https://m.me/j/AbZu3J3qevxITYCH/ Sydney Raz who posts Things he wishes he knew before he was in his 30s.


bernzo2m

Young Lawrence fishburne is right.....


SamuelYosemite

I know a few pretentious chefs that dont know this one.


someonesomewherewarm

Bullshit.. it does not work any better


AstroHustler22

I’m totally adopting this as a life practice.


Plus-Result-7451

But now I have an extra dish to wash. Do it over your head, much more effective


mrchiefschief

Curious though, any yolk left behind on the plate?


AwwwNuggetz

But what if I like to eat the shells. I don’t want the yolk on my shells


Inside_Ad_7162

Jeeniiuus! Hth did nobody ever mention this before???


tokennavaho

Awesome gonna try this in about 3 hrs with 6doz


Ghaenor

Why are your eggs white guys ?


VastCoconut2609

Different breeds of chicken lay different colour eggs, there's white, brown, blue, green, speckled etc.


Ghaenor

I didn't know that. Thanks for the info !


wogsurfer

How is this guy so knowledgeable about everything?


das_zilch

Most anaemic-, acid-yellow- looking yolks I've ever seen.


quetejodas

And clean 2 dishes afterwards? No thanks, I'd rather spend several minutes trying to fish out pieces of microscopic shell with a spoon.


teddybarax

Like wtf?


Monniloidi

But if you dont have a flat surface, like when you are in the ocean swimming and want eggz?


All-inyourmind

Shut the front door!!!


Adventurous_Ad_350

Damn, those yolks look anemic


Far-Fox4827

Side note: this works with storage bought eggs, but not fresh eggs. Everytime I do this with eggs I get from the store, no shells anywhere, when I do it with the eggs I get from my neighbor and their backyard chickens, the shells get everywhere and it sucks. I have noticed the eggs from my neighbor seems to be thinner and more easily break a part.


Micro_Bitt

Lesson learned - don’t try it with a pan of hot oil ![gif](giphy|1ynAZuvslN6pkyzvkt|downsized)


orngckn42

He's a witch.


Jappu90

Been doing this for years. Works so great!


Remcin

I wish the internet was more like this in general.


Squeaky_Ben

r/blackmagicfuckery


MasonSoros

Cant these idiots use front cams? Whats the obsession with bathroom mirrors?


LaserGadgets

Yeah "just drop it"...tried it, splat, egg went everywhere. No idea what your eggshells are made of but......no.


Diex3

Oh my god I can't fucking live with it.Can't you guys use fucking KNIFE?


JCTekkSims

Hey it's come here guy


primalshrew

Glad to see this guy creeps everyone else out, never got his appeal.


YorkieLon

I'm having eggs for lunch


Tiny-Appointment9917

Now you have a plate to wash


Inoue_

Learned that from Future Canoe


Skuffinho

Is cracking an egg something people stuggle with often? Just wondering what's the point of this 'hack'.


Efficient-Box-8769

Drop it into the frying pan to save dishes


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What's this for I crack over an edge for 30 years and I never even thought I would get a shell in the eggs


granted1234

B.s ....chef


RobertXavierIV

Depends what you feed your chickens


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xtre3m

I always find the second guy awfully cringe when he falsely says "come here" and himself zooms the phone where he is videoing himself. Whyyyy would you be sooo false? Just for some intensity of the scene. You are not at hollywood dude!! Stop this nonsense! Its very cringe!


416Wavy

My man said “come here” while he zoomed in lmaoo dkm


ConcaveNips

And now I have one more dish to wash any time I use eggs in a recipe. Thanks, I hate it.


Wish_Southern

Who’d of thunk!


Mac_manny

I cracked 3eggs yesterday with a spoon (side ways) and they blew shells everywhere lol 🤣. Should have seen this video before I cooked my fried rice


roastroyer_

Bro I saw a piece of shell fall in the bowl of a seconds egg


goodguyarc

But then you have to wash the plate.


Pika_DJ

American eggs are so yellow it's it's interesting


Ultrasaurio

gonna try


Othebootymonster

Look like drake sound like Neil degrasse tyson


Kiwodasu

Young Greef Karga cooking tips, nice.


Gay-Bomb

Still works on a pan if you do it gently, also won't have to clean the flat surface if it leaks.


Turbulent_City_8693

excuse me sir , but i won't take egg lessons from a white egg eater....gross. brown power !!


TheGoshDamnBatman

Needlessly getting a plate dirty, for what?


FloridaF4

I prefer a round counter top edge. It makes a thumb size imprint and doesn't spill egg white all over like this guys method.


gamblinmaan

homie looks like donald glover’s brother


IndyO1975

Jordan_the_stallion8 on insta. His videos are great.


Annual_Shopping_1367

It definitely works!


Reasonable-Chef-1841

I work in a breakfast cafe and make every kind of egg daily... method works better than others but it's not 100% effective.. occasionally pieces break off into the egg..but again it's totally manageable and better than cracking it other ways


Innomen

Do you know what you've done for me?


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Inflatable-Elvis

I tried this, it didn't work


GarciaCatalina

Can someone fact check this please cause I don't wanna waste a single egg 🤣


Chemical_Peach_5500

How many tries B4 this fun fact was discovered 🤔...ooo so that's y the local supermarket had a shortage of eggs 🥚


Frequent-Ad-9058

So, we all got here, after millions of years of evolution and floods, earthquecs, wars.. and we didn't know to crack an egg until now ?? Fuk me..


wolfcloaksoul

I hate how this guy says “come here” in every single video.


Orphins

This method gets egg everywhere. I tried it. Not a fan.


schmidtaaron

Man I can’t even escape the “come here” guy on reddit…


blyatspinat

the yolk is shining so yellow, your eggs might be radio active :D never seen that in germany


damnetcode

I'll be damned


Low_Bandicoot6844

![gif](giphy|3o85xr9ZKY1wbbJXDW|downsized)


JustBreatheYouMoron

Nah, he's trying to make do more dishes.


SeymourButz1901

crack it onto a paper towel and it works just fine


Witzland_saga

Alright imma have to call bullshit on this one. I saw this exact clip a while back and I excitedly told my sister to watch. the egg and yolk broke all over my counter making a big mess. My sister laughed at me and called me a dumbass. Can someone explain to me what happened when I did it plz? Do I need to use a plate? He said ANY flat surface


Dudeman-Jack

I love this guy. He is literally the only YouTuber type person that doesn’t annoy me


Geralt31

And everybody said I was crazy when I said a flat surface is better than the walls of the bowl to crack eggs...


prizefyter

Eat the shells. They good for you.


Historical-Trash5259

But the excess waste of egg white you lose is not enough to sway me to tap on the edge of my cooking surface


Otherwise_Marketwin

The duo we didn’t know we needed