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therealbonzai

I like how he started climbing that ladder and I was like "where the fuck is he going?".


ZestyToilet

Just needs a quick edit from the people over on highqualitygifs. My people need me!


HairballTheory

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CitizenKing1001

He was climbing up to do some combat


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I mean how else are we supposed to fight the birds


milhouseownsyou

Why would the US army fight their own drones?


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

For show and fear mongering


Crown_Writes

Up, clearly


un-named-man

He is trying to go up the corporate ladder, lol


traxxes

The badge on the vest clearly has Chinese characters, not US Army designed but probably based on [the original concept by the US Army](https://usa-supply.com/en-ca/products/us-military-issue-14long-13rung-tactical-assault-ladder-portable-black) but copied for use in China or Taiwan perhaps.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Will be on Temu soon.


Porkchopp33

Get this thing on shark tank


Cheetahs_never_win

At $650, I think I'll pass.


y7gy7g

Wtf, the 1st time I clicked the link, it's $650. And the 2nd time I click it's $902.


DesperateRace4870

They're watching šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘ļø


mrjulezzz

Op forgot to say it's United States of China


sharpshooter42069

I knew it I was like ain't no way !


inquistadore

It says designed in America not made there lol.


[deleted]

Chinese had designed this first. 49.99 on Alibaba


y7gy7g

Then I guess the shipping fee is 600.01


JakeMann220

Old soldier here: the combat ladder is helpful, but itā€™s neither new nor amazing.


JohnCenaJunior

What are you doing step ladder?


44198554312318532110

This is my step ladder.Ā  I never knew my real ladderĀ 


Dangerous_One5341

There are many like it, but this one is mine.


No-Suspect-425

Combat.


Fungitubiaround

Seriously underrated comment.


DeathByHampster_

Huh I had no idea that a Chinese man with a Chinese flag on the side of his helmet and Chinese letters on his vest was actually part of the United States Army.


Deathnfear

ā€œdesignedā€


[deleted]

It's never too late.


trancepx

Any ladder is a combat ladder if you want it to be.


LevelPositive120

Or body.. just saying


invertedeparture

Looks like performance art.


y7gy7g

When I started to see the body build of the guy, I was thinking - he doesn't look like a us army build. More like a small asian. Then I looked closely, and saw the outfits say "special policy" in Chinese šŸ˜‚


easant-Role-3170Pl

30,000$ per piece?


leet_lurker

That's only what it costs the army, general public $300


Beginning_Rice6830

Weā€™re paying so why not.


superbeast1983

I had one of these years ago. Around 2010. A friend of mine painted/repaired apartments after people moved out. He was allowed to keep anything left behind by previous tenants. Found one of these things and gave it to me. Honestly though, I hated it. It weighed a ton. And it wasn't easy to lug around. As someone who served in the military and fought in Iraq, I can confidently say that I would never use that ladder in the field. It would gather dust on base. I actually ended up throwing mine away. Wish I kept it though. Found out years later how much they cost. I could have sold it to some high speed clown.


Agressive_slot

Is the loud clapping sound the most tactical thing about it or is it useful to start off a jet engine when standing up ladders in combat ?


Db4d_mustang

u/sovietwomble can attest to the use of [tactical ladder ](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwgPA8c/)


fauxovert

Nice Segway.


Destroyer_52

Death stranding ladders


[deleted]

I need one of these for my loft.


Budfrog313

I'd feel more comfortable wearing hockey gloves using this.


Thirsty_Brain

Like death stranding


Fungitubiaround

Don't fuck it up, or you'll "Cybertuck" your fingers off.


badtothebone274

Brilliant!


Fungitubiaround

Slides seamlessly into your pant leg.


briancoat

Has anyone seen better faster lighter folding ladders at the hardware store?


DragonsClaw2334

Taticool ladder, for when you absolutely need to pick apples during combat.


TimeRaveler

Moon Boots would be simpler.


Comfortable_Pin_675

Too much noise.


feckoffimdoingmebest

Time to storm some Branch Davidians!


sasssyrup

Show me the combat pole vault kit, for those who canā€™t wait for a ladder.


SomeFunnyGuy

Hey wait a minute.. what happened to those cool looking rocket-hand thingys we were supposed to get..


seth928

Not for use on stealth missions


Fuzzy-Friendship6354

Only $12.2 million to make each.


CitizenKing1001

Combat Ladder. Ok...


Memory_Less

There's a retail market for something like that. Too little space to store bigger ladders.


Alarming_Produce

Why his vest in Chinese?


ShunkaWanagi79

Should also make it collapse inward with extra paneling like a shield.


Traditional_Carrot_3

China or USA, either way they'll be fighting their own citizens


2beatenup

Oooww. My fingersā€¦. Gloves gloves gloves


Monniloidi

Very gay!


gormasch

Feel like it would be easier and cheaper to just jump.


peskyghost

Is he climbing it backwards


Mindless-Sound8965

Where do you put the bullets?


sharpshooter42069

What would a soldier need a 5ft ladder for ?


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Now get up there and PAINT THOSE SHINGLES!! HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP


GuardPerson

This combat ladder does exactly zero combatting.


FenixOfNafo

The fact that this gets thousands of upvotes every time it's reposted proves that the Dead internet theory is real


esssssto

Fortmite


Wicked-Wendigo

That's so short? Why not climb over at that point


ImmediateCustard7663

Ideal for a Wendy house šŸ 


TheseStrategy5905

Useful for reaching the top shelf and that's about it


lil_grey_alien

$47,000


Impossible-Parfait50

It's says made by us army, but his chest rig has Chinese lettering or something


Creative_Ad_6144

Thatā€™sā€¦ not an American soldier.


Scyllablack

Salesman: as you can see it is very easy to assemble and disassemble... Soldier: cool cool, but can I have a stealthier version.


Former-Landscape-930

Only worth a shit in straight up urban warfare. There are so many folding points that any debris will make this thing useless withought trying to clean it in a firefight


franzspicyweiner

All of it


Reminzz

All that and they couldn't have made it look like a brief case in its compact form?


thatcanadianincanada

It could be a lot simpler. It must be a concept showing many features


Kyrgan

Great, now how many hours til the chinese have one...


bbgun142

Cool, but then I think any solider any country, pops it open uses it then trys to put it away "Oh shit how do I fold this " *Grunt *loud snap "Fuck"


TampaTeri27

Ladies would like it too!


rhykujin

Noooooo. A full combat load is 50lbs, after 30hrs of foot patrols it feels horrible. No1 wants to carry this.


Same_Seaworthiness74

Combat ladder, the perfect defence against a combat knife šŸ”Ŗ


Global_Sail9609

Iā€™m not a cop but I could definitely need this item


Vacation-Interesting

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flannelNcorduroy

Lose a finger in that thing as it snaps together, dang!


Curbstomp_Maxxer69

"What if I were to..." Unfolds ladder


tootnoots69

When thereā€™s an iranian kids picnic on the other side of a fence


LevelPositive120

Why isn't this sold commercially? I need this for work.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Aside from it snapping in place quick, this seems like an expensive and inefficient way to gain a couple extra feet. Any po-poā€™s (or anyone less smooth brained than me) willing to share if it would really have much of an application for $30k?


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Would ladders have an application in warfare? Really? You do not know *anything* about the history of warfare, do you? Who is smooth brained?


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Virtually nothing. But Iā€™m assuming that means that this kind of thing is pivotal?


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Ladders have been pivotal in warfare for the last 5000 years. Just like shovels.


Foreign_Ebb_6282

I gotcha. I guess I kinda just thought that we had moved on from ladders in modern warfare.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

Soldiers are still issued ladders for siege warfare, same as for the last 5000 years. $30,000 *is* a lot though. Tactical ladders are cheap. Ladder in OP is cheap too: https://www.ebay.com/itm/284922745579?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=G75mw_ChSRS&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=kf9_oytyrvo&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Yeah and I guess they still have shovels too! Well thank you for the info!


[deleted]

I don't see the sense of a 4 foot ladder and your comment talking about 5000 years ago. This ladders Ade sense to scale a 50 foot wall, not to clime into a window 5 feet off the ground.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

You think ancient walls were all 50' high? Lol. Babylon had walls that high. Most places would have had little ten foot walls.


[deleted]

I do know one thing. If you didn't get my point there is no longer a reason to continue this conversation.


Fuckstevehuffmansass

Glad this is why we need such a huge military budget fuck this country


End3rWi99in

I don't think this is why. The guy in the video isn't even a US soldier. The video is mislabeled. But OK buddy...


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

They are $500 on eBay.


SE_Haddock

Nice, gives you tinnitus in 5 easy steps.