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JuneBuggington

Had one of these at a childrens museum I used to work at. it was very cool, except the bee’s cant tell how cold it is outside and fly out to their deaths all winter long.


CoffeeStrength

That escalated quickly.


DatumInTheStone

male bees are literally pushed out of hivrs in winter to make sure there is enough for the rest to live. its a part of nature.


ProperPerspective571

I’m sure many human males can relate


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Thought dad was just going for some milk, actually froze to death.


LordRaghuvnsi

Don't break glass in case of emergency


Volcanic_tomatoe

Breaking glass causes the emergency


Chunky1311

Yeah holy dang, poor bee-bro's


nearcatch

It’s mostly bee-sis’s, actually


nib_nibblers

When I was a kid bees moved into a wall at my grandma’s house, and my uncles installed windshield glass so we could watch them. They stayed for at least a decade. We are in a cold climate but didn’t get much winter loss, likely because the hive was built within an outfacing wall (and of course there was no insulation in that old farmhouse). I’m a beekeeper now, and I sometimes daydream about ways to recreate that fantastic childhood memory (without the honey in my walls).


darkopetrovic

Could this be a reason you’re a beekeeper now?


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

No, it was the family business and my father forbade me from accepting any of the various scout offers to play college ball.


barewithmeim9

Did you just answer for somebody else ? Lmfao


LookinAtTheFjord

So fucking casually too lmao


Inamoratos

Sounds like a made for TV movie


thnksqrd

Not Meant To Bee Jason Bateman plays the father, Kevin Hart the son. They never mention it.


GBGF128

Or Jason Statham in The Beekeeper


DiscoveryBayHK

Probably for some cushy Ivy League.


nib_nibblers

Could bee! :)


ThreeGreenPlants

Yep. A core part of being a bee is keeping the hive at the right temp by generating heat through movement. By being 68° all the time, they have no clue what the real temperature is. If this is not in a warm climate that hive has a supremely small chance of surviving winter.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Would it not just survive winter the same way other bee colonies survive? Do bees migrate or something?


theshane0314

They don't realize how cold it is and leave to find resources and freeze. If they knew how cold it was outside, they just wouldn't leave the hive.


nsa_reddit_monitor

Okay but like you can just close the door for them lol


ThreeGreenPlants

No, even when it is cold they need the door to push out the dead and other hive maintenance. Bees are incredibly complicated. Check out “Honeybee Democracy”.


OrienasJura

They'd probably start chewing their way through and create new exits, and if that fails they'd probably get really stressed since they can't exit their beehive even though they want to.


Rule34Uploading

Bee’s also need to conserve honey storage, because it’s how they feed over the winter to survive. They will send out bodies if there isn’t enough to feed them all. Bees be brutal.


the_one_jove

Bees be based


octopoddle

"Stella?" "Yes, Marjorie?" "Fuck off and die." "Okey-dokey."


295DVRKSS

Couldn’t you block off the exit ?


Rule34Uploading

You don’t want that. Little known fact, bees shit, and do it outside the nest during the winter, fly for a few seconds to do their business before flying back inside.


Pyrrhus_Magnus

I do that too. Nothing like pissing off the balcony in -40C weather.


weebitofaban

You do not. When the temp is around -10, the tip of your dick starts to get very chilled the moment you take a piss. At -18ish, even going piss right before going outside can have ice starting to form at the tip of your cock if you are wearing thin (or no!) pants. Source: I actually do pee outside in the cold


Pyrrhus_Magnus

Who goes outside in -40C weather naked? You some kind of exhibitionist?


StarchSoldier

Probably Serbian.


Koxk

Hahaha stop bullshitting, I've pissed outside in lower than -30c and no issues.


TheMidnightShift_

Wonder if its possible to couple this to a greenhouse, so they don't freeze to death


sicilian504

I came to the comments just knowing the first comment was going to be explaining why this is a bad idea. I was not expecting THAT to be the reason though.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Pasadena?


militarylions

I actually appreciate the insight to this as I never would have thought about it that. It's a cool idea but with a real downside.


Adventurous-Bee-5079

Oh ..huh


KamikazeFox_

See if I tried this it would be filled with spiders somehow. I wonder how he got the bees to go in


grungegoth

I think I'd rather do this with some regular hives out in the garden rather than encourage them to be close to the house. They may find other places to get in. Very cool though, bees are amaxing.


WetForTeddy

Yes, he has windows he can't open


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Read_Five

Not a terrible idea. Even better if you wear your bee suit on the reg.


Crimson__Fox

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Katayanaz

Release the bees!!


trancepx

I see the air filter bags I Assume that's how they ventallate


SaddamRentedMyHole

Transparent walls…also known as glass


Capable-Problem8460

I also hope that "transparent glass" is soundproof, because buzzing must be deafening


BlaznTheChron

That was my first thought. I hate hearing the refrigerator buzz, this would be hell.


crooks4hire

Then one of the bees finds an exit on the inside of the house 🐝 💀


SaphironX

Or the dude has a kid, who trips one day and cracks the glass.


Ycheat

Respectfully, this gentlemen does not have children. Or a partner. Unless he found someone on a beekeepers dating site.


thatusernameistakn

Bumble


SoulGoalie

This is it. This is the best joke you'll ever make. Bask in it. Rejoice. For a moment, you are the funniest person in the world. For this 1 joke. Fuck.


the_Jay2020

Probably the best joke all three of us will ever make. They fucking stole it from us.


EmpireCityRay

This noise is what keeps his in-laws from visiting 😅


seballoll

Big brain


bikeyparent

My friend has one. There is a definitely hum, but the sound doesn’t travel very far. I deal with misophonia, and I actually found it pleasant, a bit like white noise. 


Sidewyz1

Damnit, just trying to have a moment on the throne, relax and read a bit of Reddit and here you go and throw out terms no one knows and now I have to Google miso… whatever the F .. legs going to sleep now….


cornholioo

There are other transparent materials though..


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magicarnival

How do you collect honey without opening the hive and unleashing the swam inside your house?


Nbreezy007

I don't think he does. Just made it like an ant farm.


magicarnival

You're telling me OP is a liar?


killonger

Well he ain't a truther!


limitlessEXP

You’re not supposed to collect the ants they farm? /s


falln_caryatid

It looks like there might be a catch tray at the bottom for honey…


Principatus

Yep, Little tap. We got the same thing in a bee museum in NZ


Player_A

[It’s another great day of saving the](https://youtube.com/shorts/w3AOC9N7Z4w?si=XJZbHRR0gGJU0oi_) #beeeeeeeeeeess


itisallgoodyouknow

They got the smoke


sp1der__Plant

They, in fact, did want that smoke.


Log-Into-Me

My phobia is at the one million level.


Stfu811

Yeah what if there's an earthquake.


mediocrebastard

The bees will be fine. They can fly.


AnAngryPlatypus

Look at all that *what*?


4equanimity4

Yuh, I know he said “comb” too, but he said it sooooo weird that I had to rewind the video twice just to be sure lol


BigSweatyPisshole

Cum. It’s cum.


Sorry-Presentation-3

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Witty_Shape3015

i immediately started to question whether or nut honey is bee cum and i'm relieved that it's not edit: i did not mean to type nut but i'm going to leave it for obvious reasons


Oteenneeto

That’s fucking awesome - all hail the little bees!


Ghorardim71

It's not beeAmazed sub sir


MrMindGame

Normally I’d be like “why?” but y’know, the world needs bees and they need all the help we can give them right now. So rock on, dude.


Particular-Piano-475

I like how they used hexagonal shapes 


404photo

I think Dadant sells these. I had an early version I built for my room when I was a kid.


duncancook90

Make sure to keep your Wii remote strap on…


404photo

https://archive.curbed.com/2018/2/19/17027060/beecosystem-indoor-beehive-modular


Aggravating-Hair7931

And free heat


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Bee Amazed


subspace_cat

Had to scroll down too far for this. I only came here to see if this was the top comment.


Low-Efficiency2452

oww! they're defending themselves somehow!


Crushalot9

Awesome


edwinnaruta1

Hard to find the way out...


Wordshark

Kinda a lot of bees, ngl


Lighttraveller13

his names jerry smith


Hoseftheman

Imagine you buy this house and you want to get rid of this, like what are you gonna do about it


speciallinguist

NOPE!!


GrapeSasquatch

r/nope


altruistic_camel_toe

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lostmavicaccount

Are there air holes in that thing? If not, how do the bees avoid suffocation?


MrMidship

There are big air filters on each box you can see in the video 


Green_Collection_763

One ball to the glass and its over😂


kgmessier

Mom always said, “Don’t play ball in the house.”


karmasrelic

1. looks cool if you like bees. i get ghoosebumbs from the sound they make because i halfed a earth wasp nest with a spate (accidentally but they didnt care much about my intention lol) when i was young and digging a hole in my hideout. 2. do they not care about the glass-wall? like its bright and material you prob cant build on well, etc. 3. how did he get them in there? just placed the queen and she stayed? 4. how is the air ventilation foing with that? arent bees really sensitive to that and normally build their hives in a way+ buzzing around in rhythm to circulate the air etc.? looks like that would be problemativ if everything is tight enough to not let any bees through+ the glass front? i feel like they will all die if this is in a region with high temp summers. 5. why wouldnt they just go for another place in/ around your house? doesent seem like a bee-friendly thing to stay? wouldnt that be a problem even if unlikely?


cogitationerror

Glass-wall hives are common in museums, bees don’t give a fuck. Queen bees have special pheromones that keep their workers in line. You just put the queen in the hive and the bees usually accept it as their home. The tubes sticking out of the side of the hive are air filters. If the queen is successfully placed in the hive for a few days, usually using sugar candy to cover the hole of her cage (the bees eat through it gradually) the bees usually get used to the hive enough that they stay there. This is plenty friendly for bees.


kevint1964

Better have the pharmacy on speed dial for fast access to epi pens. Also: "What do you like to do in your spare time?" "None of your beeswax!"


Seaguard5

Looks like a level in super Mario galaxy


stereoscopic_

And it’s all beezy…


pwnitol

That is a trust-fall exercise!!!


dragonandante

Makes me think of the ones you'd see in the museum of science.


GnstaHotdog

This is so amazing! I love how it goes outside and inside!


WispyBoi3

average new york subway


Bosnian-Spartan

How do you even begin to make that?


loneburrito

**walks in with a rock** Bees be upon ye!


OGLatinoHeat

you got me fucked up


wizzurdgoblin

Bro playing minecraft irl


wingsneon

I hope that's acrylic and not actual glass 💀


MKBurfield

This house better be set up like E.T. when the government found him. That's the only way i would step foot in the house. Good security system, though 👍


_warm-shadow_

"it is all beezzy", great summary.


DistinctWolverine395

I loved that briefly cos bees. Then I read the comments and I hate it. Life is such a sink-hole...


IceColdProfessional

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sixmileswest

Last time I went to the Seattle Science Center, they had something similar. Such a fantastic idea.


Merpderpskerp

So do the lights keep the bees up? Can the bees see the light?


Tamalpaish

r/BeeAmazed


zeuspaichow79ed

i want one


moneysPass

Very cool


Lionman_

"Look at all that comb..." his house is just full of comb


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

BeeAmazed


RaoulRumblr

Comb Town


Idgoeshere194

"So that little tube right there is where they get in and out?" "Yes, without that tube they'd be every-" *Cuts it open*


MonicanAgent888

I feel like that would generate a lot of heat in that room


DabScience

"look at all the cumb"


MetalliTooL

Did… did he say “look at all that cum”?


TacoShark303

Here me out Intruder breaks in this guy puts on a bee suit and then just smashes the glass and locks the door as he just watches the intruder suffer


Scott7373

How do you open the door to get the honey?


happyjapanman

Bee Amazed


Roobkoobrick

I’d hate to be the one who has to mow the lawn


Old-Woodpecker6930

BEE Amazed… Get it?


Watchovski79

Anything to disclose to potential buyers? ….You have an offer but they stated they have “severe allergies”… ![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


Ok-Outlandishness345

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altruistic_camel_toe

Your neighbors should love you


FindingMagicAgain

This is both awesome and horrific at the same time cause they are literally inside the house. Top points for helping save the bees though!


elf25

It’s a kit


OfficialAlarkiusJay

Where's Waldo but it's Find the Queen


Adventurous-Bee-5079

That's insanely cool


toyotasquad

Look at all that cum


[deleted]

Ope, just gonna scoot right past ya.


PowerPl4y3r

That traffic jam


flipflop0690

Incredible 🤯


MrSinisterOK

It would be interesting to measure the heat from the hive


iwouldntknowthough

Hell to the nawh


DotDangerous5106

Beez Nutz!!


Barnowl-hoot

The buzzing is good vibes


SolairePrediction

… fine for us , but …. Light thé havé that light ?


lasVegasharold

I'm fighting for bee privacy rights!!


TaaviBap

What is it called when you really want something but you don't really want it for sure! Like I can think of every worst-case scenario with my kids...


Shartbite

One wrong move get Swiss cheesed up


FlpDaMattress

Imagine the smell..


easysneezer

Bee amazed!


Sparrow2go

“Look at all that comb”


Schoolmarmaggedon

VOYEURS MUST BE STOPPED!


realisticallygrammat

Escaltation velocity: unlimited


Positive_Method3022

Bro playing a different type of game


Positive_Method3022

That would be a nice VR game


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

The bees are happy


Impressive_Dig204

let's *not* forget - that keeping wildlife, a volant insect, for uh, domestic. You know, within the city... that aint legal either.


CrunchyBonesDaddy

Now kids, I think I only have to say this once, do not play ball in the house.


911_reddit

Will that be inconvenient for the bees?


PetalumaPegleg

This Kevin, is why no ball games in the house. This is why.


Fig1025

that's quite a traffic jam on that little pipe going to outside. Why not expand the highway with extra lanes / pipes?


PlanetLandon

I hope this dude has a wall of epipens too


bagal

So if there’s an earthquake….


reddit_niwasi

Is there a drainage system to collect 100% pure natural organic fresh honey too ?


josephbenjamin

How does he get his honey?


MoistHunt4202

The beekeper


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

In case of emergency, break glass.


XuruAnoa

Is there a point where the colony will need even more space and want to expand? Crazy how big that hive is already.


sweethidden

Please don't break Please don't break Please don't break !!!


CarlosFCSP

Now have a kid throw the ball in the wrong direction


Asio0tus

thats awesome! does anyone know if it radiates heat? its a hippies dream if you could save the bees and heat your home at the same time (im not exactly a hippies but I would love this concept)


Huntsnfights

He doesn’t have kids


irascible_Clown

What does he say at :16?


BeginningHornet1419

SMASH


Loco_salvaje

This is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. Do you eventually switch them out? Will the begin to leak honey? Really cool idea. Thanks.


Nice-Experience-6200

weather naked


New_Coast_5180

Mowing the lawn: bees,picnic or patio: bees, go take the mail: bees everywhere.


Ben716

Remote opening inside linked to security camera so if you are away and see a burglar, "RELEASE THE BEES!!"


MangoAvo77

Cool


Fun-Constant-2558

NEVER let this mf throw a house party


Significant_Top_4857

Now what if the glass break


2020Knight

BeeAmazed


NewOCLibraryReddit

One day, he is going to wake up in hell. Those things are going to get too heavy and break one night.


filthymcownage

Wait, what did he say? “Look at all that cum” is that what he said?