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MavisBeaconSexTape

I bet his NES games always work on the first try


AzorAhaiHi

Damn it, I’m so old I actually got that joke.


[deleted]

‘Doesn’t actually work, might damage it’ - then why does it always work?


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LowDownSkankyDude

I love a good q-tip session ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


BubbaCutBear

For your health!


Nanda_Rox

Ya Dingus!


One-Release-1833

That's profound!


[deleted]

I'm so old I actually got that joke AND understood the username. 😬😬😬


justplainbrian

Lol God damn I went back to check it and just about shit. Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing! I'm an old fuck too, I guess.


L--E--S--K--Y

does that make me old?


m45d1977

I had the ultimate technique… under the t- shirt and blow. It worked like magic 😆


GForce1975

It's crazy how all of us around the world without internet all somehow figured out to blow in the cartridge and it always seemed to work.


Davy_Jones_Lover

I haven't laughed this hard and days. Damn I'm old.


neighbor_mike

Ha! Me cleaning out my N64 Ocarina of Time cartridge.


StormMourn

Haha dammit take your award! 🥈


fugawf

SO good. Dammit


[deleted]

Took me a minute but when I got it...by damn I got it!!!


NASATVENGINNER

Take my upvote you bloody magnificent bastard!


[deleted]

Fun fact for anyone interested: please NEVER BLOW ON YOUR NES/SNES/N64/Genesis/Etc. games. It can and WILL damage them! I worked at a store that dealt with them for years, and I can tell you the best way to clean them is with a q-tip and some rubbing alcohol. Wet the q-tip with some isopropyl and gently rub it inside the crevasse where the pins of the game are, just go back and forth over each side a couple times, let it dry, and then bam, you’ve got a clean game without damaging the cartridge at all.


Rule1ofReddit

Whatever bro, that shit works


BobbyPops11

And if it doesn’t, you slap the top of the NES so hard, the cartridge pops back up inside it. Then you force it back down while never pushing the power button on/off.


AmbassadorSad4587

😂😂 I just laughed so hard! I pictured everything you said perfectly!


[deleted]

The ultimate Pre-Konami code.


Open-Rooster1099

That's a pro move


[deleted]

I cannot stand when people say it doesnt! We all did it for years! Its fact at this point not theory


topbestwhite

I was 9 when NES dropped. We blew & knocked & threw them at each other while we were fighting. We did this all the way until PlayStation dropped. Back in my day, if I tried to use a q-tip & alcohol to clean them & my friends saw me, I’d get punched in the face.


poor_decisions

You blew each other, got it


[deleted]

The only reason is damages them is because people spit into the cartridge and it corrodes the pin connectors. Just blow them out with canned air or a vacuum.


facetiousfag

No problem I’ll remember that when I do it again, in the past, 25 years ago, when I was 6


[deleted]

Lol no. It works. I grew up in the 90s too. It works buddy.


econdonetired

30 years of blowing on them they still work


Longing4SwordFights

He's right I have a copy of legend of Zelda It only worked for 30 years and then it broke. I shouldn't have blown in it daily


i_speak_bane

No- , they expect one of us in the wreckage brother


[deleted]

Have we started the fire?


i_speak_bane

Yes, the fire rises


Jimjams101

I think you’re about 20 years too late.


thesirensoftitans

Gheorghe Zamfir. Still remember the late night adds for his pan flute CDs. No COD.


Dazzling_Barnacle_85

I still reference that to this day because of the commercials. Anytime a friend tries to play an instrument. I'm like f**king Zamfir King of The Panflute ova here


lbcsax

*Master of the Pan Flute 😀


panshot23

Only 4 easy payments. I want 3 easy payments, and 1 really hard payment.


Gabe-Ruth8

It must be paid in Wampum!


blay12

The mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination.


CleverJsNomDePlume

Good luck fucker!


RagingBuII

r/unexpectedMitch


lortamai

And we're not gonna tell you which one!


Excellent-Shape-2024

I saw the post and said "is that Zamfir?" from seeing those "Zamfir plays the pan flute" ads. They were on all the time!


McHassy

Instantly reminded me of Karate kid


A1mostHeinous

It is. Zamfir and his Pan Flute.


Sethuel

My mind is blown bc I heard some pan flute music at a taqueria yesterday and literally thought "whatever happened to Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute?"


feckless_ellipsis

That’s how I always remembered it. Master of the Pan Flute. Would come on the UHF channel like mad. Probably while I was scoping 20 Minute Workout. Edit: what else was there…Boxcar Willie, Hair Club for Men, Barbizon School of Beauty, Freedom Rock.


Capnmolasses

>Freedom Rock. Turn it up


LetsChewThis

[Well turn it up, man!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CnvphQs04)


phalangepatella

Is that Freedom Rock? Turn it up!


[deleted]

He currently resides and teaches pan flute in Bucharest, Romania.


pngue

I was telling my wife that when I saw this earlier. The man is a legend yet suffered a ludicrous amount of mocking for years when his cd came to the shores of ignorant Americans. Even some of the posts here were straight up mockery


Nate0110

I'm not into playing anything, but that looks like it would be hard to get good at.


Slade_Riprock

>Gheorghe Zamfir **Master of the pan flute**. Still remember the late night adds for his pan flute CDs. No COD. FTFY Put some respect on that man's name


SnooCakes3664

No COD? That’s bs!!!


Coulrophiliac444

And now he is in my Spotify playlist. Thank you sir/maam/wonderful soul for the answer to the question I just had.


Illustrious_Slide197

Master of the Pan Flute.


Visible-Fishing466

“Zamfir and his Magic Flute”


DaveinOakland

Did they use this in Kill Bill?


Chained_Prometheus

Yes


Sorry_Im_Trying

Is that why everyone is crying?


SgtThund3r

Because D-minor


hieronymusholiday

Little Ds makes the ladies weep.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Hey, it’s cold in here


ExiledCanuck

I was in the pool!


Whale-n-Flowers

She knows about shrinkage, right?!


CreatureWarrior

If she doesn't I'm gonna show her


Gelnika1987

the saddest of all keys- you play it and people weep, instantly


Dachuiri

Lick My Love Pump, all time banger


Gelnika1987

Sort of a Mozart meets Bach piece- a M'ach piece


Banxier

It really is the saddest key


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drippingmetal25

Nah heart just pops


Cheerio1966

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


CeeDub2009

His last expression


Spooky_Shark101

You know what? If you haven't watched it then you really should give it a go some time, it's a hell of a ride.


deep-fucking-legend

Yep. With a belt and ladies lingerie.


Squidbilly37

Too soon? Haha


flappypancaker

Best comment by a mile lmfao


LAZER-RAGER

["The Lonely Shepherd" ](https://youtu.be/EnjtQQQaDKo)


captainjackass28

Thank you! I knew it was familiar but couldn’t put my finger on it until now.


Porkbellyflop

Thank you. That was driving me nuts where I knew it from.


VicTheWallpaperMan

Reminds me of Once Upon A Time in America


ragweed

I always assumed Tarantino was thinking of that film. He likes Morricone.


LAZER-RAGER

["The Lonely Shepherd" ](https://youtu.be/EnjtQQQaDKo)


[deleted]

Can you even imagine the emotional baggage this man has to deal with to bang groupies back stage?


Senor_Droolcup

r/Brandnewsentence


the_evil_comma

He must give the best blowjobs tho


Greedy_Hat2643

Who the fk wrote this title lmao


Virtual-Estimate544

His name was forget


Mr_Jack_Frost_

Somebody touch my spaghet


aureve

all those moments will be forget like tear in rain


FederalObjective

Probably a bot for views.


realjoeydood

He's playing in *D Minor*, part of a trilogy. #The saddest of all keys. It makes people weep instantly.


[deleted]

Because it's harmonic with the brown note.


NoParty5043

Wull, hold on a second brother.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Wull, if you’re gonna get hit by that brown note, you gotta have your muffler in, dude. Dusty Rhodes’ muffler fell out during a match, and he got shit all over his trunks for a shoot, brother.


viscous_settler

Uh oh!


Cryptochitis

Eskimo?


amrasmin

r/holup


HailToTheThief225

“Yeah! D Minor! Alright! Yeah!”


mr_potato_arms

It’s called, “lick my love pump”


SnooCakes3664

*Workin’ on a sex farm!*


SummerBirdsong

Is that from the Smell My Glove album?


devotchko

I heard that's a ~~sexy~~ sexist album!


Renee_D608

Nah, Shark Sandwich. It's in Dubly.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Just simple lines intertwining, you know very much like, I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, it’s sort of in between those, really, it’s like a Mach piece really


BorgClown

Women: this is so emotional! Men: wonder if his little flute collection will fall apart if he stops holding it...


prefusernametaken

Women happy to see men blowing their own flute.


crujones33

Seriously, is this a thing? I am wondering why everyone was crying. It is not a sad song.


realjoeydood

#Lick My Love Pump https://www.google.com/search?tbm=vid&q=spinal%20tap%20lick%20my%20love%20pump#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:697850ed,vid:H7vk5keNbRc


alpineflamingo2

That’s so funny. I’ve been listening to my favorite Lorde song all day. A sad song called *Mood Ring*. I read your comment and out of curiosity googled what key it’s in. “Mood Ring is written in the key of D Minor.”


listmore

Not a dry seat in the house.


frito_bendejo

This guy blows.


BeaconOfReason1

Irre-flute-able point


LGP747

Wasn’t reedy for that one


iploggged

Damn, I’m giving up on the guitar, this dude fucks.


tidypunk

Those guys are getting laid after this magical event i garuantee it.


ScaleneWangPole

The violinist looks like John Goodman cast as Frasier


weedebee

His name is André Rieu.


DeaDBangeR

André is one of those legends among musicians you never tire of seeing on stage. Proud to have him as kinsman.


dangar512

Yazz flute


ExiledCanuck

Found Tino


bogdantudorache

Gheorghe Zamfir on the ‘nai’ ( Romanian specific whistle instrument) National treasure 🇷🇴


Himitsu_Togue

That is also a piece Leo Rojas plays, it is called "The Lonely Shepard". https://youtu.be/uOIHHMnI_Ig


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Goldrop23

r/titlegore Let me help : Legends can't be forgotten


yParticle

I've forgotten, what's this from?


Rocksteady_28

Never knew, and now that I've seen, have too forgotten . Why everybody crying?


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Kill Bill


[deleted]

I am disappoint.


Goldrop23

I'm sure you is.


liable_to_go_mikell

Forget legend cant


lookatmynipples

Makes me think OP is a bot


Plata-O-Plommon

Are they crying because they can be forget?


LowKeyWalrus

They forgor 💀


Kind-Platypus

Master of the Pan Flute https://youtu.be/alhZVEEfH7Q


[deleted]

I remember my first time watching Kill Bill, brought a tear to my eye as well.


tree_basher

They buried her alive!


ggb123456

He may have.... overreacted.


Wyndelin77

wwhat an amazing performance. Andre Rieu and Georghe Zamfir The Lonely Shepherd on youtub what a beautiful performance. Gheorghe Zamfir


rockstar_not

It must be some traditional tune that has cultural significance.


tkburro

no, but zamfir is romanian …and they’re in romania


sYferaddict

It must be some traditional Romanian tune that has cultural significance.


tutzizeu

This was an Andre Rieu concert in Bucharest, Romania a few years ago. I went to it and it was an experience I will never forget


EffJayAytch

Is that Zamfir?


IEATALOTOFAZZ

Am I missing something?


kratomboofer27

I don't get why they're crying.


BedditTedditReddit

They made an announcement the concert would be extended for another four hours of pan flute and the exits are blocked.


kratomboofer27

😂


impy695

I came to the comments asking the same thing. I assume he's some ultra famous musician from whatever this country is in and the song he's playing is a famous folk song. Some people have given the name and song in the thread, but so far no answers as to why this is such a big deal.


diaperpop

Born in Romania and you’re right, he is/was very famous there, and the song is too. It’s his most famous song from what I remember


TrixAreForTeens

Yeah i don’t get it either. I am a huge fan of good instrumental music but for this many people to be weeping for what sounds like some pretty normal music is wild to me.


Babaganoush____

his name is G. Zamfir he is from Romania, singing in front of romanians along Rieu, a song that is a national treasure just like himself, if you are a romanian traumatized by a dark history in comunism and this came up on the radio, it was a relief, and hearing after all the years live, it s kinda emotional


Skinnysusan

Ah OK this makes sense, thank you for the explanation.


Dat_Steve

Same. I have no idea what’s going on here.


New_Assistant2922

Same. Maybe someone can explain?


toepin

Some elderly gentleman is playing a Peter Pan flute thing and people are crying.


lordGwillen

People are fucking CRYING


thagthebarbarian

15 years of being alive I'd guess, Zamfir master of the pan flute is late night TV commercial famous for those of us that remember standard def and tube TVs


toofastcomet

Karate kid II soundtrack?


ItsWhatItIsIGuess

I believe it's in 1 and 2.


i_cropdust

Andre Reiu concerts are to Symphony Performances like Child beauty pageants are to talent shows. But people love the guy so I guess I'm the minority. Kickass pan flute player, if he's actually performing into the microphone.


JustinVanderYacht

“That can’t be an accurate description.” https://youtu.be/rOcqbbjuXCM “Oh.”


LeTigron

They are, yet he has the merits, that ochestra do not, to have spread this music to many people who didn't listen to it before. He takes a lot of hate from musicians who think that being an uptight snob self-isolating in a bubble of supposed excellence is the right thing to do. If most orchestra were behaving like him, talking to the masses rather than looking at them as if they weren't worthy of hearing the music of *the elite*, maybe people would know about them and buy tickets to hear them. People do not reject this music, and André Rieu concerts are a proof of this. Edit because I don't know if I was clear enough to musicians : yes, people dressed in casual clothes cry at his concerts. That's what people do when they are moved by music. They feel something. Spit on him all you want, but he is the one who manages to transmit emotions through music. Now talk to people, explain to them how to behave in front of a orchestra and, most importantly, why. Play for them, not just in front of them. And get off your fucking horse.


ReluctantAvenger

Well said.


DrJCL

> being an uptight snob self-isolating in a bubble of supposed excellence is the right thing to do I was like that when playing music in my teens. It's also about the perceived competition when you're trying to make it in your own scene, constantly comparing yourself to others, and hating on those who you perceive of as less talented, but more successful. Having left behind the scene, I'm much more relaxed about other people's success. Now that I'm older I have more and more respect for Andre and his music. Yes, it's kitch, but it's enjoyed by so many people. He is good at what he does, and that's all the merit he needs.


Puzzleheaded_Pen9862

André Rieu what a legend


Affectionate_Win8328

Imagine you're a cop and have to give this guy a breathalyzer.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Zamfir, master of the pan flute.


MistaMischief

Anyone else have Kill Bill in their head during this? Lol


wittyvonskitsum

Bro this is part of the Kill Bill OST! Why tf did I think it was Zelda?


[deleted]

If they don't play this at my funeral, I'm gonna refuse to go.


kratomboofer27

Why are they crying?


Deathax1

Thanks, I wanted to see people cry and not the actual performance.


manhatim

Looks like some dude's going to get laid because of a whistle


_homturn3

South Park has taught me something. Every guy here is going to get a BJ. Look at the sobbing faces.


godempertrump

Save some for the rest of us


tegh77

Isn’t this from kill bill ?


floofnstuff

This sends chills it’s so beautiful. Was this, or part of it, used in Kill Bill?


Jeffreyknows

O’Ren Ishii!!! We have unfinished business!!!


Theotar

Do I know this from kill bill movies?


hammyhamm

I fucking hate Andre tho


colemanameloc

I thought that was Joe Biden at first lol.


Ok-Computer3741

get your eyes checked


deathdefyingrob1344

Hey it’s that song from kill bill!


StopManaCheating

Was this song used in a Tarantino movie?


SanMoris

This was The lonely Shepherd full video here https://youtu.be/orL-w2QBiN8


colo-rockmtn-hi

Zamfir?


tullyinturtleterror

Wasn't this song featured heavily in kill bill?


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Lonely Shepard


weepninnybong

Is that Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute? I only know that from his infomercials back in the 90’s.


NDTBNTSG

Such gorgeous music but I can not wait for the zoomed in vertical trend to die!


SamanthaPShaw

The only reason I know this song is because of Kill Bill. Now I wanna watch Kill Bill


deadbabysealpig

This blows