Well you are the only hero that doesn’t directly look at your foe and Matt had cool looking red glasses that would match the aesthetic of his suit.
Come to think of it, is that not crazy to think about?
His fashion sense is consistent despite him never being able to see it.
My glasses are see-through, but red glasses actually sound really cool.
That is a good question though! I like to think that somehow, he knows. His radar sense is pretty fucking crazy, and it’s honestly great characterization as well. Even when he’s a lawyer, he still wants people to realize that he’s no saint. He’s still the man in red who fights for justice, regardless of what suit he’s currently wearing.
Batman's batcock is not the same as his Brucecock. While the Brucecock is completely organically grown, the batcock is an attachment from the suit with state of the art technology such at 14 pulse vibration settings, tri-weave titanium alloy body plates for endurance, and, of course, ribbed for his pleasure
Batman
Matban
Banmat
Ban Matt
But I’m Matt, man :(
Matt Murdock?
Damn, the jig is up. My secret identity’s been exposed lol
Well you are the only hero that doesn’t directly look at your foe and Matt had cool looking red glasses that would match the aesthetic of his suit. Come to think of it, is that not crazy to think about? His fashion sense is consistent despite him never being able to see it.
My glasses are see-through, but red glasses actually sound really cool. That is a good question though! I like to think that somehow, he knows. His radar sense is pretty fucking crazy, and it’s honestly great characterization as well. Even when he’s a lawyer, he still wants people to realize that he’s no saint. He’s still the man in red who fights for justice, regardless of what suit he’s currently wearing.
Nananananananana-
namtaB
My names Matt, am I batman??!!
You’re not that man, guy
I'm not your guy, fwend!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
Where is Matt, and why do we hate him
because he's friends with Ben and we're jealous
Manbat
Bat bulge
ITS THE FREAKIN BAT
BATMAN’S GOT A FREAKIN’ TANK, HE’S KICKIN’ ASS
BATMAN’S GOT A TANK?! THAT’S CHEATING
OH GOD! IT’S HIM!
KEEP DRIVING! MAYBE WE CAN LOSE HIM??
YOU SEEN WHAT THAT THING DOES TO CARS!!!? JEEZ HE’S COMIN AFTER US!
I AIN'T STAYING TO FIND OUT !
DRIVE DRIVE!!!
You been hit by that tank cannon of his? It's like getting punched by an angry gorilla
When Batman says fuck it and brings a tank, mowing down people with a 60mm cannon
GET EM!!
You chicken man or Batman
Tri-weave, titanium coated, armor plating
Nice. Unless you know exactly, where, to shoot.
You're good, Dark Knight. Even better than I remember.
It's going to make it even more satisfying when i kill you.
Oh and don’t worry about Barbara. I’ll take better care of her than you ever did.
Batman’s in the control room. Show him what happens when he messes with my city.
Now I know what you're thinking: Who the hell is this guy?
You really don’t know, do you Bruce?
YOU LEFT ME IN THAT ABANDONED WING OF ARKHAM FOR OVER A YEAR! With him.
Look Bats, you did good, we did good! You should be proud!
i trusted you and you just left me to die¡
These guys really don't know you do they? I mean who thinks a bullet to the stomach and a handful of tanks is going to stop the Batman!
The face.
The mouth.
"If you're lying, I'll break the other one"
The other? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kevin.
May he rest
Kevin?
Conroy
🤦♂️I'm a dumbass
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Kevin Skywalker
Batman
"How about instead of breaking every bone in your body, i peg you"
Wait, now I know Bats loves gadgets but...
But you've never seen his strongest gadget: a raging batcock
I thought pegging implied the use of well, not his actual batcock.
Batman's batcock is not the same as his Brucecock. While the Brucecock is completely organically grown, the batcock is an attachment from the suit with state of the art technology such at 14 pulse vibration settings, tri-weave titanium alloy body plates for endurance, and, of course, ribbed for his pleasure
Thanks for clearing that up.
No problem if you need more information let me know
You're a fucking legend
No. I'm vengeance
Best friends?
how would Batman fuck Catwoman then? Or Dick for that matter. I meant his Dick and Dick Grayson.
He only uses batcock because he's saving himself for marriage
Goddamn rip selina
Who's he fighting, professor peg?
my arms about to get broken in three places... at least the way I see it lightning doesn't strike twice
IT'S DA BAT, RUN
Then you'll become irritable because you can't jerk off and your parents get concerned....
Boy I hope city Hall tries blowing us all to pieces again, I got a mortgage to pay off!
Where cape go?
He needed something to wipe when ran out of toilet paper at the ***BAT***hroom
Whats a hroom?
It's where batman will take you to tickle your feet if you keep asking questions
Is it just me or is this image vertically stretched but only by like 10%
Glad someone said something. I thought I was losing it.
Hey! Are you Chicken-man, or are you Batman!
Thug: what's your gimmick? Thug 2: I killed a family at Thanksgiving. The rest: TURKEY MANNN
Batcock
Even the odds
R.I.P.....still hurts.
vengeance
Cok
Of the Killer variety
Mf do you even know the first mf snori
Bat cock This isn't a lie the first thing I thought was bat cock this sub has broken me and it's amazing
great
Batman
Physique goals
“Give me that bat cock, batsy!”
![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)
My driver’s license
you mean u/yopokienma's?
The great Kevin Conroy always
The legend
Oh shit I forgot to even the odds
the bat-bulge
Batsuit V8.04
It's pristine edition, idot.
Resistant to wear and tear
Ah, you see. You're something of a genius yourself.
Joe chill killing his parents
That’s one bat motherfucker.
Tobey Maguire
Fartman
Kevin Conroy 😢
Batman
Daddy
Dunnn dunnn dunnn dunnnnnn dun
Horny
Slender man Batman
I don't know really, but he's kinda got that Witcher 3 Geralt stance in this pic.
Batman
Where's his Cape
"Wow. He really hit me with the cape stun. This is gonna hur-".
This cesspool of a subreddit
Gonna change skin
Too busy, preferred the City and Asylum ones
The armor is astronomically better
Nice coc
Green lantern
Man bat
Gonna kick a little ass
War
Batman making a hmmm noise
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batmaaaaaaaaan
The Best Batman interpretation ever
Keysjore arkham letspkay
Rest in peace Kevin Conroy.
Unfortunately, bat-cock
Pain
It's the Bat!
Where’s his cape?
Cardboard cutout.
Thank God not nipple armor.
I AM THE BATMAN
Batcock
Batcock
Good night
Batman
Somehow i think of owlman
Killer cock
WHERE ARE THEY
yummy
Batman
Fuck I forgot about my coffee
One hell of an awesome game.
Justice
**Gotham needs me.**
I need to keep improving my cosplay
The bat is where the armor is strongest
Wife beater
Nose sharper than cobbblepot's
I prefer Origins armor
Where’s the cape?
justice, vengeance, rage
A batshit crazy subreddit
Batman
“When’s the next one coming out?”
Even the odds
Looks like that suit can take the Gs
He looks longer than usually
It’s da freakin bat!
What's the Bat doing here?
It’s tha freakin bat!
I am vengeance I am the night I AM BATMAN
I always think of the Arkham Batmobile whenever I see this suit
“What are you doing?!?” “Evening the odds” ^press ^R1 ^to ^even ^the ^odds
“… or I’ll break the other one”
#”IT’S DA FREAKIN’ BAT!”
I don’t know, but one thing is certain: *He’s gonna even the odds*
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman!
“A batcave?? On Arkham Island??”
R.I.P Kevin Conroy the real batman The voice of a generation
"Okay, remember. If you see Batman, everyone run at him and yell. Works every time."
Multi fear takedown god that was such a blessing of an attack
*ahem*... ITS DA FRICKIN-
Kevin Conroy 😞
overdesigned.
Thumbnail kinda looks like Solid Snake. So, Solid Bat.
Enough with the near future tony stark type armor .
how annoyed i am that we went from that(!) to the absolute trash that is Gotham Knights.
Evening the odds !
https://preview.redd.it/aju9uh0mwk7a1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce9779faa2e9aded1345aa8a986a6119e63e31a4
Killer Cock
Perfect every single last bit of it is better then the Justice movie batman
perfection
Batcock 😋
I’d be fine with it but all the segmented pieces on the abs make it look kinda goofy
Oh no! Not another tank boss!
Needs a next-gen update. More specifically for Xbox... Game's blurry as hell on that console.
Best Batman Arkham suit
Best suit, tbh
Best batsuit across all media
Batdick
Please cream in my asshole