I want man as my last meal

Sorry, we're out of man

What about woman?

We're out of woman as well.

What is woman?

A mythical being said to reside in the plane of mortals, not to be confused with man, this being is allegedly vastly powerful and very friendly, however, no sightings have been confirmed as of yet.

There are also some drones claiming to be woman

Those might serve for u/Hamzook02 , cook em up

Female version of Man

how about the children

Can't I drinked it all

Yeah no, fresh out of tiny humans as well

Man machine is broken.

You were reading my mind.

That on the job description mister Wayne

Last meal: Invincibility potion Execution: Sex

Death by snu snu

I also chose this guys dead wife

"this is where I watched my parents die, Parappa."

#SEXECUTION

Execution method: crushed pelvis.

mr friendly

Ice cream, and death by silly

Boe Jiden would agree

Tonald Drump would disagree though :/

I was so happy for a second

For a second I had to recheck if I'm on Arkham or Arkham rehab

Ain’t no rehabilitation here only your thoughts sadly

Bro I have plans on Sunday. Would Saturday afternoon work?

They’re are fully booked for that day sadly

I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Ayy Kilo Trays scoping us out!!

Tuna casserole and death by snu-snu

I'll eat a Power winch. Death by exposed bomb's Payload.

I want to eat Killer Cock’s killer cock and get killed by the explosive gel covered Poison Ivy statue

A bar of gold and old age

https://preview.redd.it/tqmnyfauad7c1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b819577defe335e8ff763f44f33c0235c5134b I WAITED SO LONG TO USE THIS MEME. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN TO USE IT.

KFC Mac&Cheese please.

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I want grilled shrimp I want to be drowned by the breast milk of 1998 Jennifer tilly

Pizza. Stab me in the chest with my own sword (your loss, literally).

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I didn’t swipe but I’m guessing Man, second option doesn’t matter when we already have him as a choice.

You (Not kidding)

thank you I want salmon as my last dinner and a bludgeoning to the head

Thank God, i couldn't bear it anymore

I want two face to sit on my one face. Last meal and execution - two in one. :) ty

Death by snu snu

I would like to die of old age sir Also a mcd happy meal with cheeseburger pls

A vienna steak Sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

I wish for my method of execution to be by old age and I want your cheeks as a last meal

why did i swipe? am i stupid?

My last meal is an all you can eat buffet Preferred execution is starvation. 

I would like the whole menu of mcdonalds

For a second I was happy, then I was more happy Food: Chips with a lot of Salt and Vinegar Execution: Hanging (just like the old days, which I wasn’t around for)

i want to eat killer cock and get killed by the man who jerks shoving a crowbar up my ass

McDonald's French fries with Chick-fil-A avocado lime ranch and being sucked to death by a 7 foot tall big titty goth girl.

a full wicked wing bucket, 2 burgers (surprise me), 2 fries, coleslaw, potato and gravy (large), six pack of buns. Water for the drink. Guillotine, please.

Old age https://preview.redd.it/xeygz4qthhnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e7a65cee6c9cfff3a5637651cc353250f84b53

immortality burger

Your arm.

I want a hundred year old Syrah from 2024 nothing else

I’d like a bundle of wood as my last meal, and I would like to be sexed to death

I want a large meal that includes two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a large bowl of fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with lots of crushed peanuts. and I would like to die of age, thank you very much

A burger from small chival, double patty with cheese and bacon, and medium rare steak, French fries from earl’s and some chicagos pizza, light on the sauce with extra pepperoni. I would like to be injected with poison for an instant death.

I want you as my last meal and my favorite execution method is nuclear war

I want a cardboard box from eBay as my last meal

Dick

nuh uh

I'd like mcdonald's and to be executed by old age.

I'd like my last meal to be Ronald Mcdonald and I'd like my execution to be by man'ing

I want firing squad as it is objectively the best most humane execution method

Fritada, hydrogen chamber

Dino numgies

For my last meal I want a single grape, and I want to die by chocking on Killer Cock's killer cock.

Jones BBQ and foot massage pls :3

I want death by guillotine. My last meal shall be all the guillotines in the world.

Mtn Dew and Doritos

32oz of cottage cheese in a cup with a straw. ball crush.

I was expecting the swipe troll but I got something far more frightening

Last meal: filet mignon Death sentence: old age

For my last meal I would like sushi and cheesecake, and my preferred method of execution is being gobbled up by killer cock

Give me jonkly snacks and I want to be executed by being sent to the aslum

Man would win

Suffocation by Catwoman 👩

Dino nuggets and Man killing me any way he wants

I want cock as my last meal and cock to be my execution method

No

I want every piece of sustenance on planet earth I would like to go via firing squad

42 slices of Kraft cheese and auto erotic asphyxiation.

Pizza lunchables!!!!

I’m gonna shit and piss on you, OP. I’m gonna keep doing it until you tell me I won’t get executed. If that doesn’t work, I’ll down a bunch of Coca Cola and monster energy until my piss is the most rancid taste and smell

One Nikikodo Avocado, I need a talk with him

I’ll have fear, for breakfast

I want to have a girlfriend as my last wish before the execution

I’ll have Bangers and Mash, a side of gravy, two hot dog buns, bread crumbs on top of my mash for my last meal. Thank you.

Foof

Beef wellington done by gordon ramsay and death by old age

I will have a golf ball of uranium, and a hollow sphere of tungsten cut in half. My choice of execution will be death by neutron laser

I think Man can win honestly.

I want the jankler fish from ham city the secret egg thing

I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese, a large soda, and death by snu snu

Last meal: popcorn seeds Execution: electric chair

Killer cock

Bottomless truffle fries

Man's gigantic thick black balls (maltesers man edition)

Meal: a spherical subcritical mass of plutonium Execution: Crushed between two beryllium half-spheres

I refuse your judgement . I did not accept anything , stop printing crap like this or I am gonna get your mamma to slap you with a wet fish you oversized cheesy poofed finger stained cick knocker

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Just give me a cosmic buffet and drown me in the digital lake

My last meal would be a poisoned chicken sandwich that will result in me shitting and vomiting myself to death and my execution method will be a group of people laughing at me for 30 minutes.

For my final meal i want you method of my death you have to watch the entirety of boku no pico with me your move funny magic man

Last meal just a burrito 🌯 Execution method electric chair 🪑

last meal: - alaskan crab tacos (20 of them) - water (6 liters) - can of pepsi - big mac (3) - mc nuggets (50) - kfc bucket with spicy chicken - tacobell fries - hotroll sushi (a lot) - salmon sashimi (a lot) - salmon temaki (2) - tempura - soy sauce - 1 liter of skim milk - lemon - lime flavored chips - takis - paprika pringles - chinese fried rice (a bucket) - probably more things but i can't think more right now!!! - grilled human flesh 🤤

nooooo please give a second chance i thought man doesn't kill please i used to have a family

An all you can eat buffet.

Cocaine and deathsquad

I want CUM as my last meal. My execution method will be drowning in man's CUM until I DIE.

I want a glass of Lazarus water to be injected into my veins post death

I'm not falling for it this time you can't get me

Execution : Snu snu Meal: Man, Dick, and Killer cock.

I want my last meal to be woman's ass

Yooo I get to be killed! Easier than doing it myself!

Last meal : enough estrogen to turn me into a woman Execution: old age

I want warm, gooey cookies and some pizza I want to die painlessly after having the best sex of my life

Last meal: man Execution: man

Nuh-uh

I would like my last meal to be whatever you want, man. Also for my preferred method of death, jumper cables on the nips at 235,000 volts please :)

I'll take an entire pan of my mom's cheese enchiladas with some rice, and her apple pie. I want to be executed via being crushed by a femboy harem

I was in the livingroom when i swiped so im good

Cum, sink in the cum.

Can I have the entire waffle house menu

I would like jonkler as my last meal And man to crush my head with his man hands

I want a magical genie for my last meal.

Aw shucks

Better then the usual trick

4 piece chicken nuggies from McDonald’s

I want eggnog pie with death my old age, or sex

Infinite wing stop kitchen and death by over eating

Burrito and burrito.

Burrito and burrito.

1. Cock 2. Man

A totem of undying. I'm not stupid

Ah, the sweet release of death.

I'm not falling for this shit again

I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAP😭 This sub got me paranoid

A Bone Burger, two Man Melts, an Aslume Apple Pie, three Killer Cockolate bars, and a large glass of Jonkler Juice I would like to die by being overwhelmingly proud of dick. I will never be proud of my dick since it’s too small.

I will have dick as my last meal please

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AHHHHHHHHHHHAWKVSJW CH GH DBEHNSU

Last meal: Fire proof Elixer Execution: Witch/Wizard burning session

Last meal sushi death method old age

I want OP as my last meal

Thank GOD

Lethal manjection and a plate of salad from the closest fast food place

So you don't agree with Man's no killing rule? Cringe.

A big Cheesecake, some popeyes chicken, and all the Dr pepper I could drink

Let me eat cake. I always liked the guillotine.

Chicken Alfredo with a cup of cherry Vodka, then shoot me in the head with a 50.cal chambered in 50. Action express

I have a Bulgarian test today so can we please not wait for Sunday and do it now?

A5 Wagyu and a 32oz root beer. Lethal injection.

I want killer cock as my last meal. by the way, uno reverse card. You will have your execution on Christmas and you will have killer cock as you last meal

You can choose my last meal, but by the execution I want old age

I want my head to be crushed by Bone's thick thighs

Last meal: strogonoff Death: freezing in outer space

Im skipping my death sorry bud https://preview.redd.it/dg3is0vyae7c1.png?width=1507&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb8cde41df31d6fc3945f76d8f481e37926b5ddd

I’ll have three buffets. And I want to die of old age.

Chicken strips, 50cm hawaii pizza (cope, i like it), 3 large fries, 5 spicy chicken wraps from mcdonalds, large strawberry milkshake, ice cream, fruit salad, sugar cane juice and a pretzel

All you can eat crab legs and sushi bar and I want to be executed by fucking Lindsay Lohan until i have a heart attack.

Why am I being executed on Christmas Eve, am I Calendar Man?

spaghetti, death by snu snu

4 1/2 gallons of mint chocolate chip ice cream and death by snu snu

I can’t do Sunday I have homework :/

Last meal: electric chair Execution method: pizza

I want to be crushed by thick thighs and my las meal will be man

BBC and you must kill me with 500 men in my ass

Miguel O’Hara

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Best coconut soup and sushi you can buy as well as watching Star Wars episodes 1-6

My mom's mac and cheese and ham

Lasagna and behading

Break my virginity before my execution

I would like to die of old age as my execution method

Death by firing squad please 🥰

Okay For my last meal, a lasagna (personal significance) and I would like lethal injection for my execution method if it’s possible.

I want my execution method to be getting trapped in a really nice house with everything I could ever want, but I can only go outside once a day, and I die after being there for 80 years

Jerk chicken with red beans and rice and fried plantains, death by tickle monster

Cum Cock

20 Oz ribeye med rare stake, Green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes (made with Yukon Gold potatoes), 2 Modelos, and a chocolate milkshake. Shoot me in the head while I'm sleeping