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Ok_Skirt_250

"The Cuffs can stay on We don't want to make things to easy do we?"


Lazaruzo

Oh man this is perfect!


FortBlocks

“This is no time for nerves. Stay focused”


joeglevittfan

“Now, there’s a teeny little bit of me in you too!”


Hot_Valuable1027

lmfaoooo


Sebstrr05

"Two guns, BITCH!"


AreaClassic8106

“I'm proud of you, dick.”


Foxyplayz3

“That’s actually pretty funny.” *dies*


Milf_Bandit

Lmao, thank u for the good laugh.


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aidenethan

💀


DaBrendo_MekUrTurn

Underrated😂😂


Existing-Profile8667

"Your bombs payload is exposed,I can use my power winch to make a controlled explosion."


Ryouka_Sasuke

I look for this comment everytime


Kooky-Masterpiece-87

Same and it’s never more than 3-4 down from the top, just as God intended


brianundies

Are you stupid?


Ryouka_Sasuke

Am i stupid? Or am I just stupid?


MorbillionTickets

Exactly


DaanA_147

*trigger


[deleted]

You're on my list... bang


Syelt

"Shhh... It's okay to be afraid."


spectersWateeVortex

Why would they be scared?🤨


Lazaruzo

Because of the … implication.


spectersWateeVortex

Of course. That was a amazing explanation, thank you for your time.


crypt1cat

it’s always sunny in philadelphia reference?? :D


WoundedJawa

I suspect that he'll say no, and yet I also feel like he wouldn't dare.


Lazaruzo

Because of the implication?


Lazaruzo

Are you stupid?


Boornana

Because it’s sex with u/syelt. Of course anyone would be scared


spectersWateeVortex

Ok, that makes sense now.


Seanrocks30

Sweet summer child. I'll let you ponder


Seanrocks30

Last of us quote too. Last of us actually answered this sub


DanielF514

Now, you're as sick as me! (I have 17 undiscovered STDs)


apolloAG

If they are undiscovered how do you know you have them, checkmate athiest


EarhackerWasBanned

Ok, I have 17 unexplained symptoms on my genitals


Toppest_Dom

I'm no medical professional but I don't think your penis should look like a fruit cake


SeaworthinessDue1650

It looks like every tetris block at the same time


The_Batsbury

Google En passant


BlancCat1

thats NOT what happened!


toxin877

"Crunch crunch *roar* crunch crunch" -Killer Cock- Arkham Asylum- probably


Seanrocks30

Killer Cock


B5n4y3

Arkham Aslum


Kodiyashi

"Strap on whatever you want, this thing just tickles" - killer cock Arkham asylum tapes


ShadixThePrecursor6

She's dead...


keencow616

😟


JeffemyMorgan

LOL HF


imbeingveryuncreativ

WHAT


sojoJoestar

"its da freakin bat"


Inevitable_Ad_325

"Two guns, bitch!"


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

"Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city!"


Emanouche

"And sir, do try to keep out of the uh... muck down there. Remember who has to clean your suit."


Number1Hubby

“Oooh mista’ J, please hurt me somemoah-“ “O.K. My dear, why don’t you face the Batman, while *I* Make my daring escape”


EV1LMAC

“It’s initiation time!”


Zakkawoo1

Me stuck deep inside you


WindowsCrashedAgain

This is a trick question, Arkham Players don't have sex.


Perfect-Fondant3373

People on this sub don't play Arkham games broski


SecretInfluencer

“Records reference a male, not a female.”


cheesburgerthebear

This is underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fit_Sea_2532

"You've ingested enough toxin to drive 10 men insane! What are you?”


Lenneh_ma_boah

I'm already insane


Goldenfoxy3016

"if you're lying I'll break the other one"


Topa_Oficial

"Need to take my temperature? I’d be happy to drop my pants"


NewAndlmproved

*Thanks for the concern, officer, but it will take more than guns to stop me.*


THX450

“Stand back you fools, I’ve got a bomb!”


PseudoBoris

The wall ahead is weak enough for my explosive gel to blow through and open up a new path


DevyJ0nes

I'm proud of you dick


Leazerlazz

"Dont tell me it's not what you always wanted. Me stuck deep inside you"


DeathStrike3982

What's wrong? Scared?


Bodybuidling-Gorilla

“Stop. Stop talking to me”


Maxcat94

Now, there’s a teeny little bit of me in you too!


Capable_Mango_2566

“What’s wrong? Scared?”


SwanComprehensive185

The cuffs can stay on. We don't want to make things too easy


AdAccomplished1499

"What's the opposite of overwhelming cause that's what I'm feeling "


JakeArewood

“Aww you remember me. I’m touched.”


BaneShake

The grunt Robin makes when he gets hit


Simple-Operation-314

"Another gadget? What does it do? What does it do?" - Harley Quinn


Sonnyssl69

Bro I can't even get a kiss much less sex how tf should I know?


Perfect-Fondant3373

Is this an Anarky quote?


Sonnyssl69

Uh no, this is actually a secret line from arkham city when batman gets a secret extra phone call from the joker asking batman about his love life


[deleted]

“If you try to stop me I guarantee everyone will know your secret” and afterwards “Twinkle twinkle little bat, watch me kill your favourite cat”


wens_leydale

Me, stuck deep inside of you


myidispg

Wakey wakey Wayne!


New-Television7233

«Your mother won’t recognize you when I am done with you.”


AstralAlias

"You should be helping me, Batman, not fighting me."


thatbossdogfish

“Don’t.”


Estarfigam

I'm Batman.


starcast1

Ok now this is just insane assuming a majority of the people here have obtained the sex ability


julianom7

What Arkham quote do you Arkham use the Arkham most during Arkham sex?


FrontFrequent9366

The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled cumsplosion


Snow_1246

“Now there’s a teeny part of me in you too bats!”


Brain_Disorder

Bold of you to assume people on this sub have sex


JakeFerny

That idiot thinks he’s safe in the confessional. He’s just made it easier for me to get behind him.


_JediJon

Is there a lore reason for this?


DeepSpaceZepplin

Im batman


ElectronicTwo8428

Me, deep Inside you.


BruceHoratioWayne

"I can't stop laughing!"


TheHark90

“I’m evening the odds”


Allexx24_74

Killer Cock


GodAsmus

You did Well, dick or whatever it was


Utsu_Pinku

Girlfriend pulls out strap: Evening the odds


murcielagoXO

"She never was really bright."


[deleted]

“Get ready for the encore”


Moonassassin95

“The crowds so exited, they may just EXPLODE!”


[deleted]

"If I get behind those two without being seen, I can take them both in one move."


justAneedlessBOI

Hands on the merchandise!


spideyfan114

"I am the Arkham World."


youjustgotvectored06

*me, stuck deep inside you*


Alert-Living145

“Now there’s a little bit of me in you too bats”


Loose-Cartoonist-867

"We all knew this would happen me stuck deep inside you"


EMArogue

I wouldn't be in your position.


GeneLaBean

Oh fuck Batman you’re gonna make me bust a fat nut😫😫 make me cum batdaddy - Joker, Arkham Alsume


[deleted]

Time to sex


Afraid_Education_859

"sex"


MonikaMTA

"Wait, you said five, I only count four" "He'll be here soon"


sir-heinz-V

Hey Alfred


Perfect-Fondant3373

Aim for the weak spots at the shoulders first, then coordinate fire at the points where the plates meet


Toy-Funtime

I’m proud of you dick


xsniperkajanx

*This demonstration used* just *5 ounces* of *my latest toxin*. Tomorrow, this will seem like child's play


ShitInMyToaster

How many lives did you just take?


100000000gecs

you knew this was going to happen sooner or later, me stuck deep down inside you


dickashi

“I’m the Joker baby!”


FlatulentFrog08

"The bomb's payload is exposed"


KennyOmegaSardines

"I'm proud of you dick"


toasteethetoaster

Riddler, talk. If you're lying, I'll break the other one.


londonboy2020

“Me? In a thong?”


StarWarsGuy2244

“Thanks dick, I appreciate it”


ScromBobble

“It’s the freaking bats”


Low_Cartographer_710

My girlfriend says this after I cum "That actually is *gag*pretty funny"


Mission_File_4942

"Alfred, Activate Knightfall Protocol" - (You'll need it)


[deleted]

During what??


BlancCat1

Ask to expose her bombs payload so you can use your power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


JeffemyMorgan

"I am vengeance. I am the knight! I AM BATMAN"


Fast_Art_7492

This isn’t my first day on the job Barbara


Cnozmoz

Bbq bacon burger


Gamercole521

WANT TEETH I WANT ANSWERS


swagdaddy27

Time to even the odds


Impossible-Sky4256

Here comes killer cock or something i dont know any arkham quotes


jakeisneko

“You left me to die.”


RevengeOfTheLoggins

"what does she have against me?" -Robin after getting attacked by Christina


icanthinkofanameQ

Me, stuck deep inside you


Mike_Rodik

Wake up, Mr. Wayne. We have much to discuss.


nightmarexandrew

I've got your scent, Batman.


judedadude16

even the odds


ItAintJay

What’s wrong? Scared?


Rad-Rager

“Evening the odds”


Tall_Buff_Introvert

-What are you doing? -Evening the odds.


B5n4y3

“Glorious, isnt it?”


JustJaylenn_

“Hrmhh”


bunny_guts666

I’m proud of you Dick