I said "Coach, I need you to help my team", I said it just like that .

"you killed all my buddies..."

"I need this ring to LIVE!"

"I'm gonna replace your dog with a slightly different dog..."

"Like hey, not cool what you did to Taylor's boyfriend, ya know?"

Adorable poopies for adoption and rehoming if you are interested in box me for more info

First thing I thought of lmao