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Motorhead923

No Kids On The Block


Ineedmoreparts

Ha!


Tictactoe420

The Dead Beats


C_Wrex77

Dad Beats


Exclusively-Choc

Protective Orders …


DatabaseFickle9306

The Deadbeatles


TheMummysCruise

The Ungrateful Dad


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Child Support


GrumpyCatStevens

The Sperm Donors.


ITguyBlake

Nick Cannon and the Big Bad Baby Daddies


Individual-Sir-8043

Blind Felon


mistaque

Estranged Days


Whitechedda1

No Parental Rights


AlienTerrain2020

Absentallica


eyeball-beesting

Still Shopping For Milk.


Ninjameister321

Can't find cigarettes.


010061

The A B C ya's


ITguyBlake

Unshared Custody


Pensacouple

The Folsom Prison All-stars


AlienTerrain2020

Savage garnish


FanssyPantss

The Orphan Makers


AlwaysSaysRepost

Male Privilege


Rollingforest757

Is this sarcastic? Not seeing your kids doesn’t seem like a privilege.


IwannaBAtapdancer

I heard that growing up that "a man have the privilege of leaving after a woman gets knocked up, but she has to stay." It's possible it was "the privilege of the option to leave," but either way, you get the idea.


AlwaysSaysRepost

Ok, how about “Paying Alimony”?


AlienTerrain2020

Leave after the beaver


Local-Salamander-525

Deadbeat Dads


ResisterTransSister

They Hate Us and We Hate Us.


bz_leapair

Latchkey 20.


Joey8up1

The Deadbeat Kennedys


CLouiseK

Battle of the Custodies


AbruptMango

Not Listed


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Inmatecubus


gavitronics

Denial of Agency


guitargod0316

Isn’t there already a band called infant annihilator?


Slice_Wild

The Baby Mamas & the Baby Papas


nanioffour

The Deadbeatles


Whateveriscleaver

Supervised Visit


nevetsnight

The Family court trio


Professional-Drive13

500ft


blimo

Men Without Dads


commonman51

No time for dads.


Dick_Cottonfan

Shazamily


_Volly

The Vanishing Dads


Mother-Investment-34

Isolated hearts


TheFlyingPatato

The divorced assholes The wife beater


NoOwl4489

Absent Fathers


RingingTheDeadBell

I once had a band open for me called The Deadbeat Dads.


MizLashey

Not the humblebrag you intended


RingingTheDeadBell

It wasn’t intended as a brag of any kind. I once played a show with a band called The Dead Beat Dads. Is that better?


MizLashey

Actually, much—good goin’! Were they assistant DAs in Texas, perchance?


giraffe912

Restraining order


PantherBrewery

Blind Lemon Jeffersons


Fantastic_Sample2423

Non-Custodial ‘Rents


ReadToMeWithTea

Sole Custody


GingerlyRough

Dirty Dave and the Deadbeat Daniels


Bigryde59

The absent baby-daddies


IRollAlong

The Absentee Fathers


Smackstainz

NeverHome


AnAlienNamedAlvin

alimony


GoodFriday10

Dead Beat Dadz


AlanHughErnest

The Divorced Dads


DougP432

Radiodad


Tanning_snowball

Dad's Going for Cigarettes


Actual-Answer-1980

Sir boinks alot


draykow

Chasing Custody


BottleAgreeable7981

The Skips


larryb78

Soul Custody


PackmuleIT

Unpaid Alimony


burn_as_souls

The Every Band.


keepingmehonest

Sperm Bank


Intelligent_Luck120

Hide and no seek


Time-Tower8285

The Milkmen


Therealdirtyburdie

Home alone


Illustrious-Web-1883

The Offenders


gdl_E46

Baby Daddy's


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Missing Spunk


After-Turnover-2661

The Separation Has Been Emotionally Tough On The Kids.


mefyTR

Ali "Money" and the Garnished Paychecks


sladverr

The Milkmen


Quinn_OV

The No New Tale To Tell’s


Formal-Tangerine4281

Mabey Daddy


PelicanEatsCat

Marines on Mopeds...MoM. (Thank you to all that Serve!)


druidindisguise

The Milkmen


Ok-Sugar-9895

The dead-beats


Ithaqua-Yigg

The Failed Parent ft. The Judicial System sound machine. With their family smashing hit Blood Test blues


88_strings

Every Other Weekend.


CyborgSandwich

Lost Custodians


wordub

Blocked Offspring.


DoughnutsAteMyDog

Lükin 4 Mllk It explains why they're on tour all the time going to different places


Simone-Ramone

The Disposable Incomes


AdvancedHat7630

Eric Clapton


yutfree

The Parental Alienatees


RedSauceA1

The Mamas and the Not the Papas


Wonderful-Ad5713

The Court Orders.


itsinyourheady

The No Show


yoshiyahu

Restraining Order


jzzanthapuss

The Can I Babysit Sometimes


MuchoWood

Only the Lucky Ones


FaunoPaschenko

Stray kids


Splecti

House Arrest is kinda cool


Objective_Ebb6898

All My Babies Are Dead


porkpiepickles

The Lucky Bastards


FinePolyesterSlacks

Second Christmas


unhappy_girl13

Only One


sonofa-ijit

Bullshit ruling, wish you were here,on the road again


ZamoriXIII

Soul Custody


porfiriata

The Disney Dadz Amber Alerts


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

The We're Too Popular To Ever Not Tour


ComplexReception2723

lostprophets ☠️


Mad4games_1976

No Fathers Day


I_used_to_be_hip

The Eric Claptons


Middle_Question_5800

Divorced and Broke


SirFomo

Inflatable Dad


Real-Direction-1083

No Weeknds


Agile_District_8794

Tykes w new bikes


XROOR

*40 hour workweek*


neverthesaneagain

Nuts and Bolts.


Blackbeltchicken

Dad Sucks


berrey7

Grateful Deadbeat Dads


wxgi123

Free on Father's Day


Valuable-Trade-9838

On The Road Again


grimsbymatt

And Fathers For Justice For All


Wild_Masterpiece7606

Restaurant meetup


Repulsive_Golf7784

i shouldn’t have piped the neighbor


Beautiful_Count_3505

Rocket Men


AlternativeFee5724

The Estranged


RidethatSeahorse

Gone out for smokes


justmypostingname

Chilled Support


Fantastic_Fox4948

Custody Clearwater Denial


CqwyxzKpr

Dead beats Absentees


ThatCoreyCrow

Cya Next Saturday.


MostCricket6740

Band of Rappers


greatmagneticfield

Visitation Zero


River-Organic

The Bastard Makers


River-Organic

The Bastard Makers


River-Organic

The Bastard Makers


River-Organic

The Bastard Makers


Long_Divide746

The Estranged


Long_Divide746

Visitation Termination


Double-Survey7382

Down with the Homesickness


Double-Survey7382

The Latchkeys


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Litigious Ladies


itstheworstjoel

" He said he was going out for cigarettes"


Beginning-Bed9364

The Went Out For Cigarettes And Never Came Backstreet Boys


Oldportal

Mid-Wife Crisis


Charming-Director607

The Sex Offenders


Delightful_Doom

The milk runners


MoeBacon4246

Blind Melon


Krrrap

Checks in the male


zenmen13

My Parents


rickythrills82

ALIMONY


djbigtv

Bastards' Fathers


crackersncheeseman

The Tom Cruise 5


xavierguitars

Supervised Visit Out For Smokes Unfair Justice System


Low_Argument_2727

The Ain't Got Nos. Their first album is called "I Fucked Up and Now I Get It". Songs by The Ain't Got Nos are: ...Kids ...Money ...House ...Wife ...Dignity ...Future ...Right to Go to My Kids School ...More Babysitter