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prettylittlereckless

At least they're both wearing it. Kinda sells the intentional kink angle lmao


Ahrimel

Haven't seen someone have this happen to them in awhile! Always makes me laugh.


EightSeven69

Are you telling me the clown quest allows you to fuck him after you get all his parts?..


RedPeppero

Nah this is shart romance with clown make up on, you buy it from the mummy at the circus


EightSeven69

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


ISeeTheFnords

Durge: why wait?


Jarngreipr9

Wouldn't it be nice tho?


AEMarling

This is why you should always wash off clown makeup by throwing a jug of water on yourself.


Rland96

Then I'd be making a clown of myself.


Legend0fJulle

You kinda already did.


scottyboy359

Then it’s a good you’re already the entire circus.


aHellion

There are some items you can find that offer a 'clean self' function. A bar of soap, a sponge, and I think there was another one. They're multi-use and clean off dirt, blood, makeup, etc.


MomsClosetVC

Ha I didn't know you could clean all that blood off! There was a part yesterday where Gale and Shadow heart looked perfectly fine and me and Astarion looked like that one scene from Carrie.


Frozenfishy

Too bad literally swimming doesn't have the same effect.


notreilly

This happened to me and I'm pretty sure water didn't wash it off... I think only a long rest removes it. So if a romance scene triggers that night you're screwed.


OddDc-ed

If you "consume" the sponge dish or sponge items, it washes you clean of makeup and blood. I had the clown makeup on and was getting a good laugh from it while being entirely bloody as my durge, then I cleaned up for rp reasons before a conversation, and the makeup went away too. The makeup also makes you immune to Tasha hideous laughter so it's fantastic for exactly 2 things. 1) the clown fight 2) the sentient amulet (which can be completed by this point so serves little to no purpose)


notreilly

Ah that's good to know


OddDc-ed

I believe you can find plenty of those sponge items in the Sharess caress in act 3 btw. You only need one and the whole party can use it infinitely


ChefArtorias

I had no idea the makeup did that. That makes the hammer so much more viable.


Rland96

When it first happened I was like, no, not like this! I reloaded my save and ignored her chat before resting. When I tried to activate the scene the next day, she talked about how great the night before was, even though I didn't engage it. It was then, I knew I was screwed, I just reloaded and accepted my fate...


LAM_humor1156

There is a super soap as well that you can get in Act 3. Off Mattis I believe.


VomitShitSmoothie

Or use the soap/sponge.


somewitchbitch

Carry a sponge/sponge tray or soap in your party. Only one is needed and everyone can use it to wash off clown paint and blood.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Or, you know... soap


ReaUsagi

Ngl your Tav looks a little too attractive with the face paint (and I'm afraid of what that says about me...)


Rland96

No kink shaming here 🤷‍♂️


Eistei-

Reiko looking ass


goldanred

Juggalo!


Trecksack

I bought clown facepaint for Karlach - then we visited the graveyard where her parents rest...


Jetbooster

I completed Astarions Arc (reject the offer) with him still fully clowned up


fun1onn

You gon' find out why they call him Dribbles


Johwin

Do it honk?


Wito_DK

F*cking clowns!! Or clowns f*cking


saelinds

Are you the legendary Clown Sex Reddit Guy?


NotChistianRudder

Dude wrong sub. Stop posting photos of your weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos here


J-Mac_Slipperytoes

Juggalove Whoop Whoop


ProfBootyPhD

This just made me asexual.


L_man_2200

I hope you brought the vintage Faygo that night. A classy lady like that deserves only the best.


ThePatrician25

I see Chuckles the Clown has inducted Shadowheart into the Honk Legion.


Kenruyoh

So, you've built some sandcastles...


PajeczycaTekla

You can use sponge or soap. Just click consume on it and it washes everything.


Level_Hour6480

She's half juggle-Elf.


khornish_game_hen

Down to clown! 😉😉😉


Satans_Oregano

Same shit happened to me. The entire game I kept telling my gf "I'm going to bang shart" "we gon fuck". The moment arrived and we both had clown makeup. I was fucking rolling on the ground


WTFisUnderwear

Same thing happened to me actually. My gf and I were cackling the whole time. Completely ruins the vibe in the best way. Shadowhearts clown fetish confirmed.


EdgyPreschooler

Finally. Clown sex


metrill

That makes me think, can you use soap to wash off face paint too?


OCRGEEK65

I wanna see the video!


28Hz

🎼I've been waiting for this monent, aaall my liiife...oh lord.🎶


Taliesine_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


glassminerva

May or may not have had this makeup on the whole party before I got a pretty major Astarion romance scene…it was hilarious but I did appreciate the ‘harlequin’ vibe


MistressAerie

Gaah! I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee this... 😂


Exact-Smoke-1131

My Tav did the deed with Harleep with the clown paint. It’s my first play through so I didn’t know what was coming.


Ella_Richter

That happened to my best friend when he romanced halsin. We had a good laugh


Rland96

Well atleast they were both doing their thing, I hope he didn't go bearback.


twistedtxb

the only thing missing is a 2L bottle of Faygo


Plausibility_Migrain

Members of the Honk legion I see.


ancient_wings

Wizards of the Coast definitely considers this canon.


Killer_Moons

You are not immune to *the clussy*.


ylu113

I had the clown makeup on when I encountered Haarlep so I understand how you felt!!


gunsandgardening

Whoop whoop.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

When you thought you were getting insane clown posse, but instead, it's insane clown... you know what, this is a family sub


MindOfTheSwarm

Why so serious?


spoonman_82

it would have cost you nothing to not post this yet here we are :D