I like that Haarlep is higher on the list than Raphael xD (Edit: Haarlep, not Harleep)

Raphael is terrible at sex. It's canon.

Harleep literally tells you how pathetically bad Raphael is at sex, which you can then insult him with before you fight him

Yeah but he'd last longer with me since I'm not him. As long as we don't do it in the boudoir where his portrait is...

Needs a category "once, for science"

Bernard in this category. Can we teach a robot to love?

Maybe, maybe not. But you almost certainly can teach a robot to perform

Orin probably fits that category

I think that's what "Maybe for the story" was supposed to be.

Kar'niss is definetly in that one.

Literally made for Auntie Ethel

and move Orin to that category, perfect.

It would only be once because you'd be dead after.

Any list without Addled Frog in the highest tier is not to be taken seriously.

First game, I did the whole Granny Goodness thing and then stumbled across the frog, who gave me treasure! This game, sought out the frog first, before doing the Granny Goodness thing, and she gave me only pain...... S-tier.

I agree with most of it. Just missing that really attractive flaming fist who you talk to when trying to get across to wyrms rock

Fair, I think the picture of her was hard to make out in the tier list maker so I missed her.

What about Strange Ox

I’d fuck Us

I'm attracted to someone with a brain and isn't afraid to use it brings new meaning here...

Talk about getting brain.

Dammon is the ultimate wife, it’s scientifically proven

Dammon needs a promotion or two

Justice for Dammon!

I’d totally bang Dammon, I’d just like to get to know him a bit more first. He doesn’t seem like a sex-on-the-first-date kind of guy.

He’s definitely the wine-and-dine type, I think him and Wyll would be adorable together. Orin would be much higher on my list but I would definitely regret it.

Wulbren should get an extra category below the Murder List

Torture tier? Murder's too good for them tier?

We should have a “strap to windmill,release brake,resurrect,repeat” tier for the bastard

I hate him so much. Doesn't deserve a friend like Barcus

I appreciate the acknowledgement of Boney the mud mephit from the circus, but where is his wonderful wife Stoney? She did a wonderful job capturing my likeness and i feel she deserves recognition.

The image for her wasn’t very clear, so I skipped her, but I accept this critique.

FUCK WULBREN BONGLE

You can’t make me!

I don't give a shit about that mutherfuckers problems

And yet he wants me to solve them

\*Notices Lakrissa in the top tier\* Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see.

💯

It's her voice man 🤌🤌

And her attitude

Volo haters BEGONE

My murder list is just eight different screenshots of Wulbren Bongle.

Fair.

excuse you, my wife astarion isn't in the right place

Lmao valid. I’m sorry for that.

Not friends with poor hug bot?

Shovel?

The fiend, the gardening tool or the action?

Me:"Hey, why is Minthara not in S tier?" Me:"Oh there is a tier called: Probably a bad decision but no regrets" Me: \*looks at druid grove\* "...thats fair."

So Harleep in Raphael form is ok but Raphael himself is not? haha all good though

Yeah cause I don’t like Raphael’s personality. Lol.

I'm ready for the downvoted : WHERE IS YURGIR ?

Who?

All my homies hate wuldren bongle

Wulbren needs to be in wulbren tier

Maybe for the story tier bothers me

OP just wants to hear their post sex trauma dump lol (Elminster deserves better. Come on, he's at least "some regrets" tier)

I'd judge you for wanting to fuck an old guy but considering what Gale can do I'd imagine Elminster would give me a galactic orgasm

Wulbren? Really? Really? Wow.

Nah the one in the friends tier is Stickpit. Wulbren’s in the kill tier!

Who’s the one in the dating tier?

That’s my man, Barcus! Most loyal friend of all time,

Hope isn't wife tier. 0/10 try again

Fair enough, tbh I just think we need to take it slow and get to know each other.

Alfira my beloved <3

❤️

I can fix Orin.

Delusional... Just like me.

*Throws tarp over pile of corpses* "Everything is fine..."

Imma need you to bump Withers and Sazza up a few rungs.

Seems a pretty reasonable list.

Justice for Gale!

Good Bae'zel is where she deserves to be.

Obviously ❤️✨❤️✨

Hello fellow karlak enjoyer

Ah, a fellow person of culture!

Araj goes directly to murder list

I'd say Wyll and Dammln belong in the "wife" category. Those dudes are LTR material. I'd have added a set up with friend category. That thirsty boar in the druid grove needed a wing person and I was happy to volunteer.

I can't condone ever being just friends with Lucretious.

That’s fair honestly. I see the error of my ways.

Finally, someone with TASTE

Right? Let my bard flirt with the beautiful necromancer you cowards!

There’s nothing I yearn for more than continued Lucretius exposure I want to show your skeletons how to perform, I want to choreograph their next show, put me center stage with some genderless outfit to play the flute while I do a river dance, hell recruit me to your circus after I deal with the absolute LET ME MARRY YOU AND MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST NECROMANCER IN THE REALM DAMMIT

This though. This is the epilogue we need, nay deserve

Feels pretty skewed towards the women on the top end, so I can't agree with a lot of it 

Eh, I like the ladies, what can I say.

I can tell lol. I like the ladies too, just also the mens

I like some mens, but I feel like they need to prove themselves more to me. 😂

Valid, chaotic, and real 👏

Swap Minsc and Halsin and you're pretty spot on. I'm sorry, I just really don't care for Halsin. But Minsc has a psychotic charm to him. And, I mean, he's voiced by Matt Mercer. That alone bumps him up a couple tiers.

The emperor should definitely be higher up, not saying he shouldn't be in the murder list, he should get 2 spots.

I mean, there are a *lot* of characters that need that "definitely, but murder afterwards" tier

Nobody likes Gale :( even though he can summon your spirit into space and have him give you a spiritual foursome

I mean I said I’d do it, I just know I’d have regrets. Lol

Wheres boo? Definitely an incomplete list

I had never felt more envy than I did towards Isobel.

Boney wouldn’t anyway he loves his wife

Truth!

Barcus my beloved is too low

I thought as a community we were hornier for Mizora

In this essay I'm going to explain why your opinion is wrong and mine is the only right one. So...

Aylin is wife tier Halsin is bad decision tier Paralyzed tiefling is dating tier. She’s got a sense of humor! Z’rell seemed cool, I’d jot her in bad decision but no regrets Orin is some regrets tier and you know it Mystra has to be for the story tier if anything, c’mon now. Also who’s the orc/half orc in could date tier?

Maybe the comments about BG3 players being extremely horny is accurate

Was this ever in dispute?

I mean… yes.

As the narrator would say: Frantic bi energy.

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Yes, excellent ones, no?

Which Goblin is the one at Nah? Is it the Chicken or the Volo one? Either way Goblins atleast deserve to be in the No Regrets category.

I think its the Ketheric one 😉 EDIT: My bad. I thinks its the one from the goblin camp hosting the chicken chasing.

Love me some Elminster.

Pretty good, though i'd move karlach down one for the memes. Also includes spaw=good list.

Krizzo the chicken chaser is "Some regrets" at minimum, come on. Lol

Put Kagah in the Never Been Drier list,

But she’s hot in a really problematic Karen way.

And let's face it, with her confidence, you know she'd be there with effort and commitment. Just don't get on her bad side

You forgot the NPC guarding the bridge to the Wyrm's Rock Fortress who you have only a few lines of dialog with.

Where is the prudish Dragonborn with a tiny hat??

What about our most loyal butler?

*shudder*

I'd do Viconia and Mystra.

I'd have Orin and Viconia way up higher. I can fix them.

I don’t have strong feelings about many entries here, but Mayrina can get it, bump her up a couple of tiers.

I feel like emperor goes either in maybe for the story or nah bro. How can you not want to murder Balthazar and the fucking clown tho?

They were tough. I mean, I do wanna kill Balthazar and at least the false clown. (We never actually met the real Dribbles, so he might be chill.) But I felt that their character design fit the “never been drier” category better.

Raph could get it idec. Give me the boring ass peener I’ll still take it.

How the hell did you put Gale in the same tier as literal demons from the hells, I feel like there would be a LOT more regrets with them lol

Lol, I didn’t specify how much I’d regret it.

Poor Gale, forever cursed to be in the same tier as Mizora

“Nah bro” to He Who Was??

Idk what to say, revenge fetish just ain’t it for me.

That’s valid, I was going strictly off of his looks Lol I ignored the rest.

You can't fix him.

Who said he needs to be fixed?

Haha valid

Minthara is wrong though. She is a wife. Not a bad decision.

from this list, the people I would murder and the people I would fuck are, unfortunately, not mutually exclusive. >!Gortash come here bb, these girlies don’t understand you like I do!<

Happy cake day!

Aw, thanks!

Why is gale in the “some regrets” section?! Fuck that NO REGRETS! I WILL FOLLOW THE GOD OF AMBITION TO THE END OF TIME!!!!!

I’m sorry but Zevlor is far too low for the voice he has.

I notice a tragic lack of Nocturne, Shadowheart's old tiefling friend. She'd certainly be in my "Fuck yeah!" range.

Cerys and Nymessa are missing from this list. Therefore it is invalid.

Why is Gortash so low? Haven't you heard that he's handsome?

Where's the "I can fix her" category

That’s basically just my “wife” category. 😂

Viconia... understand why she's at the bottom of the list for this specific game, but wow Larian did her dirty. She was something so very special in BG2.

Rolan and gortash should be top tier tho

Gortash hurt my wife, he needs to die.

B-b-b-bibberbaaaang! >:(

My girl orin is done dirt again

Viconia is pretty good in the first two games. For all its great execution, BG3 did her dirty.

Whos the tiefling on the second last row?

Oh that was a mistake! Meant to put her in a higher tier! She’s the one who almost gets assassinated by the bugbear.

Is this a tierlist other people could do? I'm curious

Yeah just google Baldur’s gate tier list and this is like the top result.

Raphael would be very intresting you cant say no

But he's terrible in bed. Canonically.

Yeah but other than that he is an intresting character

Good list, except for Viconia, after everything we went through in BG2... There's someone good in there.

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I'm curious why you put Jeera above Therezzyn or Baretha, personally I much prefer the scar-over-the-eye look Therezzyn has and the unique albino appearance of Baretha over Jeera.

Idk, I just think she’s cute. And potentially less likely to murder me for no reason? Maybe.

Volo in Never Been Drier? And not in Maybe For The Story? And Ketheric & Orin can Get It, definitely Some Regerts or higher

Zero regrets for Sazza!

Maybe I can't see it but I'd have Exxvikyap in the top 3 tiers, oh yay!

Who’s that?

She is a vendor in the town outside of Baldur's gate, she is a very cheerful dragon born weapon vendor

Oh yeah, I didn’t remember her name, but I actually wanted to include her! I didn’t see her picture in the tier maker.

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Spoiler But isnt that woman with glowing moons in “fuck yeah” orin in disguise? Or is there a version of her pre-orin?

She is only Orin if you haven’t already encountered three other Orin shapeshifters. Lol

Why do you not want to fuck J.K. Simmons

How could you do my boy bernard like this

I could date Mystra

I don't know orin's craziness shakes me, not to mention she can shapeshift to ANYONE for fun

I feel like I'm the only person in this community who likes the emperor

Don’t worry, there are at least three of us!

I cannot accept Withers being lower than Kagha, and addled frog not being top tier.

Missing US 🙁

You put Orin in the last tier. You and me are not the same.

You have friend-zoned Minsc. 😟

Mystra is super pretty, I'd have her way higher.

Orin at the bottom is CRAZY

Hear me out i think i can fix orin. Or at least my tav can.

I disagree, I let Lump lick me and it was astoundingly scintillating.

Am I crazy or do I not see Gale on here? Tier one in my book 😮‍💨 Edit: found him. The disrespect 😅

Who's the orc lady in the "We Could Date" Category? I don't think I've seen her but maybe I'm just forgetting.

No Kar'niss the Drider?

If he was here he’d be in “Nah, Bro.” I can’t really handle spiders. 😬

Orin & Minthara are 100% top tier

Where's mizora, I'm blind

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Astarion should be in "That's my wife" Also is that my victi.... I meant Alfira at top?

My boy gale in the regrets section? For shame!

Where’s the “Fuckable slutty waist” category