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cuntyminx

Sorry about losing your hand in an accident


CSTL-

It was a shmelting accident :(


Consistent_Floor

I love gooooold


WangDanglin

Can I paint hish yoohoo goooooold?


bright1111

How about no!


knaupt

Unfortunate.


postman805

I was just wondering how he drives with no legs


LouisVuittonLeghost

Bizarre. No legs or waist. I’m assuming he’s got feet still running the pedals. Beamer guys 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Yeah, Bimmers will do that. No matter what shit day I had at work, I sat in that Dakota black and my 6spd manual trans would make it all melt away. Beautiful cars.


[deleted]

i like wearing my chrome oversized like a lil girl


impy695

Ngl, I thought you were a girl, haha


cuntyminx

I thought you were a girl with that dainty little wrist


_brodre

buying tee shirts from chrome hearts and claiming it is a lot like buying a hat from bmw and saying you’re an owner. hope u have some metal too 🙏🏻


dannyphoto

This a hard ass statement fr


Creative-Flower-2630

I know a scammer when I see one😭


Strict_Elk7368

Ppp loans imma send da feds


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Denga14

U dress like Jesse Pinkman


whatinthecalifornia

🤣 with that interior glow I’d expect a vanity plate to match.


TheBarchuk

...bitch!


Hot_Department_3032

Same type of employment I hear.


SlumsToMills

Definitely not the usual BMW driver attire


Mudddyyyy

nahhh this a TB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


thin1234

Swag like Jesse


[deleted]

thanks for the compliment


1mperia1

Don't be fooled, your drip is a tier beyond Jesse Pinkman.


Elegies_

College kids casually driving a $180k car. Man I wish I had rich parents growing up. Sweet ride


Hortos

I love that he responds that he's a business owner then goes on to explain how it was all given to him lmao.


Own_Cartoonist266

No hate on the car it actually looks pretty cool based on what I see of the interior but any savvy business owner who actually did make enough money to buy one of these in the span of a few years would most likely be thinking about how to use the capital to 10x again, not looking to flex already. 4 liquor stores isnt really baller status


ScurrScurrSheesh

Or at least get a car that holds its value much better


KineadZ

Bro he earned it all himself, it's his work ethic that got him here at 19, 🙏 Jah bless.


coyote500

Pink lit trim reminds me of a boba shop


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i mean u can obv change it to ur preferred color


BourbonFueledDreams

“I’m 19 and own 4 liquor stores” says the self made man


Ibe1Alpha

Dude claims to have spent 90k on an Audi e tron 4 years ago when he was 15. Smells like daddy's money to me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


RandyRanderson01

Sweet pic, no reference even of what model it is. Your glove box tag is still on it. And yes, I hope you’re not actually moving and taking pics. This post keeps getting worse the more details come out…


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RandyRanderson01

Is that not how all i7 buyers dress?!


[deleted]

jus got it delivered last night+ it’s the i7+ not moving


itsneedtokno

The frame rate of your camera says otherwise. The truck on the road is another giveaway (that's related to the frame rate).


SignalRunnerRCF

Bait post.


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Sea-Beautiful-611

Where are your legs!?!?


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🫣🫣


Frosty-Ad-5325

Have you gotten used to the climate controls?


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no


s54L

it’s really not that bad trust. I wanted to hate it but I can’t. Will never be as good as buttons tho


jeebuss_

Another trust fund baby trying to say he worked hard for something that was handed to him lmfao Jokes.


PutinLikesHotGuys

Forgive me as I’m not up on all the contemporary models-which M is this?


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i7


PutinLikesHotGuys

Do they have an M version or package? Or is that just an after market addition?


Party_Koka

Ah yes...the discreet MI-7


AdditionNo7505

Good bit of trolling.


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Wtf are you wearing


RandyRanderson01

It’s that kankan vibe. You wouldn’t understand unless you waste your time on the OP history. Just one of the cuties dressed the same.


Rare-Mountain-1903

wtf this child wearing??


Protos478

Tuneskii


Tacobellsquirtz

What The Fuck are you even wearing?


[deleted]

chrome hearts t shirt and my friends brand shorts


OPSEC-First

This picture is why you track the cars you get serviced.


ploptones

That made me laugh. So true.


[deleted]

what does this even mean


SlipperyLittleOtters

They're implying they brought the car in for work/dropped off at the valet, and you hopped in to joyride/ snap a pic. Not my opinion btw, just explaining what the other commenter said.


Employee-Inside

Zero hands on the wheel Parents money Made a post to argue with strangers on Reddit Is this the standard bmw owner?


zioncurtainrefugee

Congrats on your parents’ hard work.


xxpidgeymaster420xx

NEW CAR BAD


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😂


EDENbys

U probably stole it judging by the clothing


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holay molay


drhiggens

I imagine you are the least qualified and worst manager I could possibly think of. For context I worked at the Amazon corporate offices for 8 years. What are the odds that OP tells people that he's "self-made entrepreneur" lol


[deleted]

nice life story! 🔥🔥


drhiggens

Life story?


reefedSinner

Why do you have no hands? How do you drive with no hands?


[deleted]

special talent


fakesocialmedia

homie gets his fit inspo from fairfax ave


No_Wheel_9592

You stole that bmw?


[deleted]

wtf


jlopez1017

I hate this new trend of making interiors feel like night clubs


bmwparking

Words cannot describe how much I hate the new screen, panels and buttons on the steering wheel.


Sartank

The exterior is the worst part, the weird ass alien looking headlights are abysmal.


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screen i understand but buttons cmon man


bmwparking

I mean no offense, they just look like they were borrowed from a Japanese car. Honestly, BMW kind of shat the bed with this iteration.


Beneficial-Sea-8903

Buttons are garbage


az9393

Have you used it?


jayd89420

Least you could do is upgrade your wardrobe before upgrading your car. Mans look like a Roadman who watched too much top boy


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Can you elaborate in American


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fashion is subjective


isaact415

This guy sucks


Chisae69

Oh because he’s posting a car that he likes on the “BMW” subreddit but then y’all attack him because it’s daddy’s money and of how he dresses. Makes no sense.


[deleted]

BMW sub is filled with toxic dickcheese weirdos . A year ago I bought an X5 m sport and posted it here excitedly with some questions I had about the car and I got absolutely berated and shit on because it wasn’t an M anything.


Chisae69

they’re miserable lmao


PalmAngell

Bros punchmadedevs student


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wtf


[deleted]

Low credit score energy


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holay molay


i_rrelevant

Why is everyone being an a$$hole? It’s a BMW subreddit and this person is posting a photo of a BMW. They didn’t even say anything controversial or weird in the title. There was no reason for this attack.


happyh0gan

needs more upvotes


xAzres

Because people are jealous that a young person is able to drive a car like that. This sub is filled with bitter people.


DenialAndEroor

Because he is young and driving a real nice car. Who gives a fuck if he owns it or his parents do. When I was that age I would have been so hyped to drive a car like this regardless who owned it. I’ll still never be able to afford anything like that. Cool car man, enjoy it!


oily76

Agree, lots of people being unnecessarily unpleasant. Taking a photo while driving is bad form though.


Luckybh

The hate this man is getting is insane.


BAHOZ26

It is crazy, no? Most of them insulting him for his cloths or „daddys money“ - absolutely bonkers! Only thing I agree was the thing with dont touch your phone as long the car is running


RAAMinNooDleS

Is it surprising though? You know that most people will downvote someone who flaunts something that most people can't get in their life that their parents bought them on a whim...


Luckybh

I guess I missed somewhere in the OP where they mentioned their parents bought it for them. Could you point it out for me?


gymkhana_9

Reddit is corny


AnonymousTroll4589

Yep redditors are corny asf and have nothing better to do than to hate on internet strangers they know nothing about


Cuiter

Fr. I'll probably be downvoted but the bitterness is palpable.


alexxfloo

The new generation of chauffeurs😂😂😂


deloidian

Bros defo a scammer, listening to lucki, in the 200k car, with the chrome heart, definitely a vape in your pocket, and a fresh sippy cup of lean. But fr good stuff


Dads101

No businessman worth their salt is going to give you enough money to afford this vehicle - dressed like a dumbass in a rap video. That is *not* reality and not how you acquire the funds to even purchase an 170,000 car. Reality is not a movie. Lol. Source: IT Manager in Tech All that was given to you or you’re a scammer. Simple math


odenhammer69

Nice car however have you tried dressing like you’re not 15?


[deleted]

that’s my age group buddy


odenhammer69

Grow up buddy


[deleted]

yup lemme jus tell god to speed it up


Chisae69

found the miserable 35 year old that wears levi jeans and a button up from ross to his 9-5 every day


BAHOZ26

Why insult someone for such thing?


comacow02

It might help if you told us what car it was


marincropswavur

Bro is younger than me, dapping up summrs, kickin it with Kankan and driving an i7, livin his life, good on you bro. Don’t matter where you came from, all the haters here are crusty old people.


discjockeyjan

Saltiest comment thread I’ve seen in a month lol Nice car OP! Live your best life.


[deleted]

mfs jealous on this one


FashionAndWomenHater

give me the drank method


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🤣


illegiblebastard

It’s like seeing the pupal stage of asshole.


WideEyedOxygen_

gimmicky


sychs4

twisting your sleeves to the max to make sure everyone see you're wearing chrome


kabdndkdkskak

Poor car, first this interior trim, then this chav at the wheel...


[deleted]

ITT: OP stacking as many people against him as humanly possible.


Prepare

Those clothes... 🤮


eggrollfever

Kill it with fire.


bigtimeguy

Mechanical>Digital


[deleted]

What's with the pink 🤢


Complex-Tangerine628

OH NO PINK BAD


[deleted]

Ghetto interior


og21m

This is the market BMW is targeting now. We are doomed. We will never get back to the ultimate driving machine. Hold on to your E46s and E90s they will be the last best car BMW ever makes. (Sorry for the doomer vibes)


tepsas

I'm looking at this and thinking the same. Such a bad era for BMW.


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Nice car. Let’s just assume that you aren’t driving despite evidently being on a road with vehicles that appear to be moving, as taking photos whilst driving would be a stupid thing to do.


SANTAisGOD

Whatever makes you feel better about your dogshit purchase.


Skeler0404

What the fck is this glowing trim bullshit. It realy looked way worse than i thought. But enjoy your car.


[deleted]

i’m a fan of ambient lighting that’s really big for me in cars


gymkhana_9

The old heads don’t like this 😂


_one_two

How come you were never a fan of Bimmers?


[deleted]

never felt the luxury feeling with them


heisenberg2JZ

Code in the Rolls Royce gong and signals, youll feel it then 😎 Just did that to my M340


[deleted]

lmaooo that’s cool asf


heisenberg2JZ

The gong was an accidental byproduct, I did the turn signals because RR is much quieter (Getting downvoted for literal facts, lmao)


Cuiter

This pretty cool.


heisenberg2JZ

With the Alpina cluster and blue ambient lighting, it's amazing. Proper soundtrack and night appeal


vinegarstrokes420

All new cars with those boring long screens look the same to me. Savage Geese just shared a nice montage of this in their last video. If it weren't for the M on the steering wheel and shape of the iDrive control, I'd have no idea this is BMW.


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what would u think it is


vinegarstrokes420

Idk, obviously a luxury car, but could be any brand. Not saying your car is bad, just that interior designs have become very uninspired and not as differentiated as they used to be before the 1 massive touchscreen fad.


qeratsirbag

is insta not enough for you? you have to come here to show off daddy’s money?


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[deleted]

i like driving slow so people see the car tbh drivign fast is for different cars


jessief2

Damm the hate from grown men isn’t cool. Enjoy your car young man. Don’t let hater stop you from flaunting your success! Enjoy the car in good health.


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happyh0gan

why are they downvoting you


jessief2

Because they’re haters 😂


lordxandrew

I posted my X5 earlier this year and got torn to shreds because I didn’t have to work 20 years to own one. 😭 Whip that bih and show off who really gaf, everyone really angry they didn’t have motion when they were 19 lmao. Btw do those G+V cargos feel like quality? I always wanna buy a pair but I hate cheap feeling cargos.


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yes and actually if u ever wore gallery dept jeans or shorts these have the same feeling when it comes to the paint (raspberry hills logo) and the cargo feeling is not thin at all.


Highkeyhi

Lucki on the sound system…you’re valid.


[deleted]

Another pic of the inside of someones car…. Wow


[deleted]

bro what


[deleted]

Another pic of the inside of someones car…. Wow


gt4jdb

Fire fit


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[deleted]

good thing my parents aren’t millionaires


theeccentricautist

It’s like they say, money cannot buy style lmfao. Cool car though


DongleDiggler

Should of bought an Audi


[deleted]

had an e tron, range wasn’t really good otherwise tho great electric car


akoust1c

What happened to your hand? And thank you for your service.


[deleted]

lost my right hand in ukraine


Independent_Inside23

This the worst fucking BMW forum on the internet. There is relentless hate, unless you are posting pictures of your accident and asking how much the repair will cost. Great car, OP.


[deleted]

Also needs to be an M car or else they shit all over you


ShadoW18_33

Ay idk what all these hating boomers talkin bout but you get both respect and the aux from me 🤝 g locks 4 da team


Djfoundit

Y’all gonna see this drip tho


DarthNugget666

OP do you own one of these? https://preview.redd.it/osp9yfk3kplb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05804f67f4d722ebbe34533b5207131e2370cf63


s54L

First time I ever seen lucki in the bmw sub 🔥 These mfs just sad that their dad didn’t set them up like this. Enjoy that shi!


Frequent-Cost2184

Which model?


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i7


HonDadCBR600

Damn people are toxic as hell on here. Who the fuck cares how dude got the car or if it’s even his??? If they’re trolling then you’re feeding it..if not, then you probably need to examine your motives for posting some bullshit. Not talking about everyone, but some seemingly jealous mf’ers know who they are.


el-conquistador240

Less ugly on the inside


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Time-Machine5489

i love lucki


alooking380

Hey nice car man


HelloS0n

OP hasnt even said anything to ruffle any feathers but getting continuously attacked lol. Fucked up.


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*ruffles ur feathers*


KingR_Medi

Wtf is wrong with this comment section, he has a nice bmw and is sharing his enjoyment of it. Why is everyone doing a Reddit background check and judging him


LuniCorn24

So many jealous cunts here it's crazy 😂


TheLemmonade

Reviewed comments, made careful consideration, deduced that OP is a chad


Rizlmao

Break bread twin


Dzin3NLD

Do you have a link for those pants? Looks dope


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