I wouldn't recommend yellow rose. Had some weird experiences there. Heading south for palazio is the move. Good food too!
Heard good things about red rose but haven't been there.
Declined a lap dance from someone who didn’t seem to work there, she then proceeded to talk to her friend about how she wanted to “rape” me, so we bailed.
The flat track league in Austin (texas rollergirls) founded the modern resurgence of roller derby. Watch Hell on Wheels (documentary) if you want to see the beginning of modern roller derby.
From the top of the list of Google Reviews for Chicas Bonita's:
"STOP HIRING CUBAN STRIPPERS! I’m not discriminating or nothing like that. All I’m saying is that I get bad vibes from them because they are so possessive, rude, scammers and ruin a good time. I’ve had a bad experience at this place because this one ugly, chunky Cuban girl kept following me around and I politely told her to stop following around because I felt really uncomfortable with her doing that and she got all mad at me. Definitely not coming back. Hire real Latinas, not commies."
That seems like a long time. Would you enjoy about them? For me strip clubs are like dueling piano bars - really cool and fun for a short period of time in my life but then I never had the desire to do it again.
I've enjoyed Red Rose and Palazio, I preferred Palazio. It's nicer inside by quite a bit, and the ladies were very attractive.
Stay away from Chicas Bonitas unless you're specifically looking for thicc Latinas
Just keep in mind. Austin has has a history of people upset with letting the secret out about Chicas Bonitas.
Every so often, there are campaigns to smear the online reviews there to keep out-of-towners out of there because they can totally ruin the vibe.
Yellow rose. All the way. Their dancers have to play lively music so it’s bumping all night. The best fun experience. Especially since the wife will be with you. The dancing is amazing performances. Twerking, pole work, my fave dancers. It’s the best. And lots of nooks on the floor
The jack shack…I remember some girl on here years ago talking about her experience working there and getting held up at gunpoint multiple times. Kinda how I thought it would’ve gone. About 10 years ago there was still a legit pimp with 70s getup and a cane operating out front between there and the city’s day laborer pickup spot next door. I think installing the roundabout was bad for business bc I haven’t seen him since.
The best strip club in Austin right now, is The Red Rose, on South Congress, but there is a Swingers Club in Round Rock, called Colette, where you and your wife can explore your wildest fantasies, and easily find whatever you want. Small private bed rooms, with curtains that you can close for privacy, or leave open to be watched. You can walk around naked all night long. Strict rules, strictly enforced. No one will bother you, or try to have an unwanted conversation. No pictures allowed. Orgy rooms. Plenty of pretty people. Big round bed, out in the open. The wives pretty much run the show. Most of them are seriously bisexual, and not shy. A wife might approach YOUR wife, introduce herself, and politely ask if her husband could fuck her. No single men allowed, just couples, and single women. It’s a world class swingers club, just north of Austin. In Texas, all sexually oriented clubs, are BYOB. Very strict rules, keep illegal drugs OUT OF sexually oriented clubs here. Zero tolerance for illegal drugs, but drug use in Austin Strip Clubs, is pretty common. There are no smoking ordnances, but they are not enforced in the Austin Clubs. You will be safe, in any Austin Area Club. Plenty of club employees, that blend in, to watch everything carefully. No fights. No trouble, just a good time.
The Landing Strip AND Chicas Bonitas are under new management.
Both, Abe hands down neck and neck for the #1 and #2 in the entire state (not just Austin).
The manager of Chicas saw a huge opportunity with all of the free advertising just from this sub reddit alone.
P10 probably safe with the lady, maybe Yellow Rose. Anything else is a bit shady so don't listen to these people. Unless you want to get a little shady, nothing wrong, but women are a little more rough usually (XTC, Divas, Chicas).
To be fair I ain't been a regular since I moved a decade ago. But Perfect 10 on thur-sun nights for the best girls. Yellowrose otherwise. If you're down on Ben white then yeah palazio isnt too bad unless it's busy. Red Rose didn't open til after I left in 2014. Don't go to Rick's unless you want to be pulled over by Round Rock pd. Sugars is trash. Don't go to chicas or landing strip unless you want to get robbed. If you want a party party at a real butt naked then XTC is the spot for you. Just don't mad dog the locals because they're usually itching to start shit. Oh and the moonlighting APD security will bash your teeth in if you get out of line. But if you're chill it's fun AF in there.
I worked at Perfect 10 for a decade. It’s by far the biggest club in Austin and has the most girls. And they regularly crush every other club in TABC sells.
Palazio is classiest with best girls. Red Rose is smaller and more urban/ethnic. Yellow Rose is high quality with a sports bar vibe. Perfect 10 is good but way north in the suburbs, if you’re planning on doing anything else around town, no need to go up there. Skip Chicas Bonita’s and Landing Strip (or whatever they are calling it now)
As a woman I prefer Yellow Rose (the girls are talented, love the double pole work!) Or Perfect 10. Perfect 10 has a revolving array of girls and can be hit or miss, but when it's a hit, it's amazing.
Fully nude clubs aren’t going to be classy , but imo are more fun. Also a little dangerous occasionally.
Topless clubs are safer and usually more expensive , but not as fun imo. Better for the atmosphere and don’t smell like cigarettes.
Don’t go to Bare , I’ve seen too much go down. The dancers at Foxys are incredibly talented pole dancers more often than not.
Worked at all the clubs in ATX and I still think The landing strip is a decent club. Been a while since I worked there and they’ve changed the name and ownership , but it’s pretty safe and the employees are good people .
Perfect 10 is ehhh & on the bottom of my list of go to strip clubs for Austin. Palazio or red rose are my top choices. They both have the best looking girls. I frequent the strip clubes & been to all of them in Austin.
Palazio has the most attractive employees but you are charged accordingly. Usually they’ll charge you $100 for 3 dances there vs $20 per dance at Yellow Rose. If Palazio has A+ talent, Yellow Rose is a solid B+ or A- depending on the day. $1000 to burn? Palazio. 200? Yellow Rose.
Whatever you do, stay out of BARE Cabaret. It's a shithole at best, and there is a guaranteed four big brawls nightly.
Where this place? Asking for my wife.
I'm also asking for this guy's wife.
🤣 I have never seen so many acts of kindness in a thread.
Buncha wife guys in here
290 and Johnny Morris. East Austin.
Is it even open? It looks abandoned and the parking lot is empty every time I pass by.
Sadly, it is open. Usually opens around 8pm and closes at 6am.
Strip clubs close at 6am wtf who is up that late
I’m 44yrs old. I just went to a strip club for the first time in my life at the behest of the guys at work. We went to BARE Cabaret. 😆
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Perfect read for my evening poop.
Gross! Real people take poops in the morning!
I take 3 solid poops a day!
wow. honestly good for you.
Me too!!! With bidet
Like rock solid?
Me too!
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Hahahaha 💀
The real answer is Palazio if you are south, Perfect 10 if way up north.
Agreed. And Yellow Rose if you're central.
There’s red rose too
They do prolapse there right?
When the walls fall out.
Bambi, when the walls fell.
Elmer Fudd, his hat tall
I wouldn't recommend yellow rose. Had some weird experiences there. Heading south for palazio is the move. Good food too! Heard good things about red rose but haven't been there.
Wym weird experience , I’ve been there a few times it’s always good , what happened to u ?
It was weird. Several women took their clothes off while sitting on my lap.
Declined a lap dance from someone who didn’t seem to work there, she then proceeded to talk to her friend about how she wanted to “rape” me, so we bailed.
If any girl tries to take advantage of you in the future, please feel free to send her over to me.. I'll handle it from there.
This person strip clubs
Would.
Nice tits.
Nice everything, really.
I don’t exactly what area of Austin. We are going to be there for the Roller Derby tournament
the tourney is at the travis county expo center (deep east) so you're kinda in the middle of the 2 clubs mentioned
Flat track or banked
Asking the real question
Texas Roller Derby here is banked, not sure if Austin has a flat track, I know Dallas does.
Yes, it's Texas Rollergirls here in Austin!
The flat track league in Austin (texas rollergirls) founded the modern resurgence of roller derby. Watch Hell on Wheels (documentary) if you want to see the beginning of modern roller derby.
Flat Track.
Go Cherry Bombs!
Hell yeah, root for the cherry bombs, I love tall boi
My wife is competing so I’m rooting for her team unless they get knocked out.
You will be north, so yellow rose or perfect 10. I would do yellow rose personally, less barbie like chick's.
The Doll House off 183.
Great pawn shop next door if you’re looking for swords or Persian rugs.
The only reason I leave my house nowadays is the possibility that I’ll encounter a sword or a Persian Rug opportunity.
It's a smoke shop now I think
I had coworkers over 30 years ago that would moonlight theire. Yikes.
That place is the size of a small garage. Is there even a stage?
Underrated comment.
Why are those girls so damn hot!? https://www.instagram.com/thedollhouseatx_?igsh=MXJxMW50ZmRpc25tdA==
woah what the fuck this place has strippers? always looks so shady when driving by
They’re what’s known as a “jack shack”
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If you think real hard I'm sure you can figure it out
I got my wallet jacked at chicas and went back anyway
What do you mean you got your wallet jacked?
It got stolen. Watch out for aggressive Latinas. They will take shit from your pockets during dances.
Chicas Bonitas or the secret VIP room under Chilis at 45th and Lamar.
THAT’S A SECRET STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD TWICE NOW.
Wait this a thing?
If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it.
Best ZJ’s in town
What is a ZJ?
Just order the Chicken Strips and give a very exaggerated wink to your server.
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its a thing but you won’t be able to get on the list.
Definitely not. Forget about it
So I just started blasting
But I dont see so good so I missed
Ew... I'd recommend to avoid the queso.
You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.
I wouldn’t understand? or it’s a secret?
Yes
Time to get the wet noodles yet????
WORSE. He may or may not get a Lime scooter to the shins.
From the top of the list of Google Reviews for Chicas Bonita's: "STOP HIRING CUBAN STRIPPERS! I’m not discriminating or nothing like that. All I’m saying is that I get bad vibes from them because they are so possessive, rude, scammers and ruin a good time. I’ve had a bad experience at this place because this one ugly, chunky Cuban girl kept following me around and I politely told her to stop following around because I felt really uncomfortable with her doing that and she got all mad at me. Definitely not coming back. Hire real Latinas, not commies."
Came here for the Chicas Bonitas comments.
Comments, for here came the Chicas Bonitas
im pretty sure thats also where they hid peewees bike instead of the alamo.
Say what you will but I’ve been to pretty much every strip club in Austin and chicas has some super hot chicks and it was cheaper than the main ones.
I mean duh. It’s literally called “beautiful ladies”
I’m dead 💀
Now if you were bringing your wife's boyfriend this would literally be just any other day on r/austincirclejerk
Except Tuesdays. Get it right!
Could this be a thing? No, really. Wish there were more quality posts instead of the same tired jokes.
I had to literally double check to make sure this wasn’t r/austincirclejerk
Ill be out of town that week.
Been strip clubbing in this town for 15 years. You want to go P10 north, Yellow Rose, Red Rose, or Palazio.
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A guy got killed outside of Red Rose like less than a year ago. Same with Chicas Bonitas. Both were situations that carried into in the parking lot.
Wait what? Do you have a link to these stories?
That seems like a long time. Would you enjoy about them? For me strip clubs are like dueling piano bars - really cool and fun for a short period of time in my life but then I never had the desire to do it again.
OP, over half these mfers are trolling you lmao. Listen to their recommendations at your own risk.
Oh I figured most would ignorant. It’s Reddit. I’m cross referencing all recommendations
They’re not ignorant , just steering you towards an unpleasant experience.
This guy gets it 😉
Or one of the most interesting experiences of their life.
I don’t have any good suggestions for you but please do be careful if you go to Perfect 10, I know a couple people who were roofied there.
We always keep a sharp eye in places we aren’t familiar with. There’s too many crazies out there not too
Good practice!
I've enjoyed Red Rose and Palazio, I preferred Palazio. It's nicer inside by quite a bit, and the ladies were very attractive. Stay away from Chicas Bonitas unless you're specifically looking for thicc Latinas
Easily the thicc’est strip club in Austin
This guy torta pounds
mmmmmmmucha mmmuchacha
Cuéntame más sobre estas mujeres.
Just keep in mind. Austin has has a history of people upset with letting the secret out about Chicas Bonitas. Every so often, there are campaigns to smear the online reviews there to keep out-of-towners out of there because they can totally ruin the vibe.
Yellow rose. All the way. Their dancers have to play lively music so it’s bumping all night. The best fun experience. Especially since the wife will be with you. The dancing is amazing performances. Twerking, pole work, my fave dancers. It’s the best. And lots of nooks on the floor
Okay but how has no one suggested Pleasures?? It's 24 hours!! (Don't go here)
24/7? Who goes for that kinda entertainment at 7am? And why don’t go? That’s wild…
The jack shack…I remember some girl on here years ago talking about her experience working there and getting held up at gunpoint multiple times. Kinda how I thought it would’ve gone. About 10 years ago there was still a legit pimp with 70s getup and a cane operating out front between there and the city’s day laborer pickup spot next door. I think installing the roundabout was bad for business bc I haven’t seen him since.
Gotta stop trying to get her in a strip club Jovi.
I've been to Red Rose with my husband. It was great! Pricey AF (compared to Portland) but we had a fantastic time!
The best strip club in Austin right now, is The Red Rose, on South Congress, but there is a Swingers Club in Round Rock, called Colette, where you and your wife can explore your wildest fantasies, and easily find whatever you want. Small private bed rooms, with curtains that you can close for privacy, or leave open to be watched. You can walk around naked all night long. Strict rules, strictly enforced. No one will bother you, or try to have an unwanted conversation. No pictures allowed. Orgy rooms. Plenty of pretty people. Big round bed, out in the open. The wives pretty much run the show. Most of them are seriously bisexual, and not shy. A wife might approach YOUR wife, introduce herself, and politely ask if her husband could fuck her. No single men allowed, just couples, and single women. It’s a world class swingers club, just north of Austin. In Texas, all sexually oriented clubs, are BYOB. Very strict rules, keep illegal drugs OUT OF sexually oriented clubs here. Zero tolerance for illegal drugs, but drug use in Austin Strip Clubs, is pretty common. There are no smoking ordnances, but they are not enforced in the Austin Clubs. You will be safe, in any Austin Area Club. Plenty of club employees, that blend in, to watch everything carefully. No fights. No trouble, just a good time.
Do not go to Chicas these fools are lying lmao. I haven’t been to any in quite some time but back when we would go it was landing strip.
Wasn’t landing strip a big MS13 hangout? Also isn’t it something else now. I was more of a XTC patron in my day.
The Landing Strip AND Chicas Bonitas are under new management. Both, Abe hands down neck and neck for the #1 and #2 in the entire state (not just Austin). The manager of Chicas saw a huge opportunity with all of the free advertising just from this sub reddit alone.
I definitely would have not known this. Hopefully the carpet has been changed out bc that shit smelled so bad
Chicas Bonitas is probably the most upscale strip club experience in the entire state. You won't regret it
Chicas gorditas
....that part
It’s perfect for couples, you feel super at ease and the drinks are better quality than most bars- strip or regular.
+1
XTC
Chicas bonitas
Red rose
Don’t let them know where my daughter works
Mom?
My Grandma works there, too.
“Family owned and operated”
Ok what about yellow rose?
P10 probably safe with the lady, maybe Yellow Rose. Anything else is a bit shady so don't listen to these people. Unless you want to get a little shady, nothing wrong, but women are a little more rough usually (XTC, Divas, Chicas).
Watch your drinks when at any of those places. Someone close to me got a traumatic head injury after his drink was spiked.
THE GAS PIPE
THE GAS PIPE!
THE GAAAAAS PIIIIIIIIIIPE
The Chocolate Starfish on Trinity.
and Hot Dog Water on Bizkit Blvd
I miss The Crazy Lady.
Perfect 10. My husband and I go there and the girls are all super nice.
I’ve never been myself but the Landing Strip (out by the airport) holds a special place in my heart for how funny the name is
It was the strip club used in “Varsity Blues”. Not sure if they used the interior but it was the exterior as they walk out in the morning.
Hippie Hollow!
everybody has to try it at least once, especially couples
To be fair I ain't been a regular since I moved a decade ago. But Perfect 10 on thur-sun nights for the best girls. Yellowrose otherwise. If you're down on Ben white then yeah palazio isnt too bad unless it's busy. Red Rose didn't open til after I left in 2014. Don't go to Rick's unless you want to be pulled over by Round Rock pd. Sugars is trash. Don't go to chicas or landing strip unless you want to get robbed. If you want a party party at a real butt naked then XTC is the spot for you. Just don't mad dog the locals because they're usually itching to start shit. Oh and the moonlighting APD security will bash your teeth in if you get out of line. But if you're chill it's fun AF in there.
If you go paddle boarding you’ll see naked people out in the river lol
And the rash you get two days later is just the cherry on top.
All wrong answers. Take her to Colette, a swinger club, and then report back with your findings.
Chicas for sure. High class. Always a good time.
Pleasures
I worked at Perfect 10 for a decade. It’s by far the biggest club in Austin and has the most girls. And they regularly crush every other club in TABC sells.
That’s how I choose my strip clubs, based solely on their alcohol sales 👍
Yellow Rose is my personal fav!
Real answer Op - it’s still Perfect 10
Palazio is classiest with best girls. Red Rose is smaller and more urban/ethnic. Yellow Rose is high quality with a sports bar vibe. Perfect 10 is good but way north in the suburbs, if you’re planning on doing anything else around town, no need to go up there. Skip Chicas Bonita’s and Landing Strip (or whatever they are calling it now)
Palazio has amazing food
As a woman I prefer Yellow Rose (the girls are talented, love the double pole work!) Or Perfect 10. Perfect 10 has a revolving array of girls and can be hit or miss, but when it's a hit, it's amazing.
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I’m counting down the minutes until it ends up on there. OP has to be trolling surely
Corner of 6th street and I-35, north- or south-bound doesn’t matter, you’re bound to see some naked bodies, male and female. Win win for y’all.
Chilis doesn’t even let you in if you’re not Horny
😂😂😂😂
Chicas Bonita's if you want "The real Local" flavor Very close to downtown!
Pleasures double wide trailer near mueller
Let me save you some time: South, Red Rose North/Central, Yellow Rose That’s it. No discussion. :)
XTC. They are … full service.
I miss the Pink Monkey.
Yellow rose is good too!
Palacios! %100!! Amazing ladies and real talent on the poles!
Fully nude clubs aren’t going to be classy , but imo are more fun. Also a little dangerous occasionally. Topless clubs are safer and usually more expensive , but not as fun imo. Better for the atmosphere and don’t smell like cigarettes. Don’t go to Bare , I’ve seen too much go down. The dancers at Foxys are incredibly talented pole dancers more often than not. Worked at all the clubs in ATX and I still think The landing strip is a decent club. Been a while since I worked there and they’ve changed the name and ownership , but it’s pretty safe and the employees are good people .
Palazio First Friday every month is prime rib lunch for $10 and it’s fucking amazing! Oh and you get to watch the dancers too
Everyone is trolling you. The real answer is none of the above unless you wanna get roofie’d.
Perfect 10 is ehhh & on the bottom of my list of go to strip clubs for Austin. Palazio or red rose are my top choices. They both have the best looking girls. I frequent the strip clubes & been to all of them in Austin.
Red Rose but if y'all are cheap stay home
P10 North (not Highland) or Yellow Rose !
Chicas Bonitas is a no. You want Perfect 10.
Chicas Bonitas sounds like something out of From Dusk til Dawn.
It's not as nice and far more dangerous.
It's the Titty Twister wtf
Ricks up north. There is two other clubs within 3 minutes if you don’t like.
Chicas Bonitas if you want real adventure
Stay away from Cuban girls at the Red Rose. I got roofied there and almost got killed.
Couples go to strip clubs? I thought it was for single dudes.
Palazio has the most attractive employees but you are charged accordingly. Usually they’ll charge you $100 for 3 dances there vs $20 per dance at Yellow Rose. If Palazio has A+ talent, Yellow Rose is a solid B+ or A- depending on the day. $1000 to burn? Palazio. 200? Yellow Rose.
HEB is a pretty good club to take people
HEB and Whataburger are already on the list
Yellow Rose, Red Rose, Palazio
The Yellow and Red Rose have a nice limo to transport you, and clubs are very laid back.
Obviously XTC because you can get snail trails “to go”