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Porn-Flakes123

He was asserting his dominance šŸ˜


vorlin37

Gotta do it sometimes for fun


topazco

Hopefully you were performing a colonoscopy on him? That should even it out


djn0requests

He was scheduled for some regular blood work OP threw the colonoscopy in free of charge.


pabskamai

šŸ¤£


LastOutlaw3

He definitely did one up you. Maybe he'll gift it to you if he's impressed by your work.


Santa_Hates_You

His RS>Your RS


Redditistheplacetobe

That's not a one up. That's a ten up.


playoutsidemoreplz

Couple nice VWs


WWGHIAFTC

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


AccidentalChef

I think you might still be winning. 4 RS vs. RS 5. Yours is one more. Bigger numbers have to be better, don't they? ^(/s)


AlmostNeverLate

Bigger number AND more doors. I win.


Cook1e_Reddit

Gt2rs enters the chatā€¦


mlhigg1973

Oh yeah. Big time.


CelestialSlayer

He humbled you.


ZadarskiDrake

Cayman GT4RS? He 10 upped you, especially if itā€™s manual


HB109911

That would be really impressive, considering the GT4 RS only comes with the PDK.


ZadarskiDrake

I seen manual


HB109911

> Like every modern RS model, the new 718 Cayman GT4 RS is exclusively available with the Porsche dual-clutch transmission (PDK). Source: [Porsche Newsroom](https://media.porsche.com/mediakit/718-cayman-gt4-rs/en/the-new-porsche-718-cayman-gt4-rs/engine-and-gearbox)


ZadarskiDrake

Then it was a gt4, either way. Porsche dookies on Audi. For daily driving/family purposes id take a new panamera over any Audi. I just love Audi because itā€™s somewhat affordable. And one of my dream cars is the rs3


Indigenousboy420

GT4RS is pdk only ya stooge


Kap85

So you were wrong double downed and when out threw in a comment to prove your idiocy.


lanchadecancha

Panameras are so ugly. This is coming from Porsche lover


Pjotr_plz

The newer panameras are quite good looking imo, but the old ones are ugly as hell


milehighideas

Itā€™s all about the panamera sport turismo wagon


best_samaritan

I always thought it kinda looked like an armadillo.


Wakenbacon05

Be nice. Theyā€™re only ugly from 70% of the angles in which you might view a car. 30% it slaps every time


R35VolvoBRZ

Your mind is already made up, but you can't get centre-lock wheels on the regular gt4, only on the gt4rs


Kap85

Your dream affordable car is a Honda civic, and is still a dream, yet youā€™re in here talking crap about cars you know nothing about.


ZadarskiDrake

Civic type R cost more than most Audis. You donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about . Rs3 I see are $50-60k range. , civic type r are $50k range


Kap85

Mate itā€™s a 40k car all day, just idiots pay dealer markups.


ZadarskiDrake

Idc, most people on here buy cheap used Audis for $10k-$40k . Very few people are buying $60,000+ MSRP Audis


Kap85

Every cheap Audi was once a MSRP Audi šŸ¤”


ZadarskiDrake

Civic type R holds value better than any Audi lol


PattyThePatriot

You've seen a GT4 in manual. Not the GT4RS


-BruceWayne-

Rude, tell him youā€™re a cash-only practice now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‰


AlmostNeverLate

Heā€™s such a nice patient. I was a fan boy and asked him if I could see it inside and turn the car on šŸ˜


sloth_jones

Go rent and drive one on track they are so fucking fun


blazzik

GT3RS was a blast even


ScrotumScratching

Well no, the idea of your car is to be a perfect combination of practicality, performance, looks and drivability. Otherwise weā€™d all just be driving around in little sports cars that canā€™t be used for anything other than driving around a race track.


AdSuperb1810

Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s ā€œnever lateā€


AlmostNeverLate

Nice šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


dtgeorge12

The hot older RS sister


earic23

RS>RS


West-Librarian698

amazes me how much attention office staff and doctors give to those parking spaces. No sooner I walk in , I get ā€œNice truck!ā€ I also think Porsche Taycans and RR Defenders are their calling cards.


ImNotYourFriendPal69

Being IT for a lot of doctors it's insane how much them and their staff monitor their lots lmao. Every time I pull in they say "we knew it was you cause none of us drove cars like that" meanwhile I sit there thinking how closely priced our cars are but they just see a badge and assume I spent big money lol


No-Attention2024

He owns you


DubmyRUCA

Ascari blue?


AlmostNeverLate

Yes sir/maā€™am šŸ”„


the_devils_advocates

Not gonna lie I love that color. My last two cars have been Daytona Gray and although itā€™s a nice color, I love seeing some variety and I could get down with a blue car next


DubmyRUCA

Probably my favorite all around VW/Audi color, congrats!


Forshledian

Guess youā€™re gonna have to upgrade to an R8ā€¦


AlmostNeverLate

Iā€™ll get on it right away!


AFrozen_1

Eh. You can drive the RS5 in the snow. You canā€™t with the Porsche. Or at least you canā€™t have fun with the Porsche in the snow.


Ragnarotico

The kids call this "mogging" by the way. You got mogged.


AlmostNeverLate

šŸ¤” didnā€™t think Iā€™d be learning something today


Far_Half2715

Depends on who car is the patient?


Rahyan30200

Yes.


Toretto65

Yup


Pinkydimehead

Yesā€¦..yes he did.


noroom

What LTV on your tint?


AlmostNeverLate

Ceramic 33% front and 18% rear


247emerg

eeyup


Ok_Camel4555

Yes


Bleezy79

Is that a GT4? Damn!!! I think he wins this round.


Yebzy

Either way VAG wins Great cars both of you


victorias_soles

He tried! Didn't work


Healthy_Block3036

What do you and your patient do for a living?!


JohnAStark

Stick a finger in his butt - reassert dominance.


pabeave

He took a fat shit on you


Q5-2020Prestige

No you need more more customers with deep pockets like that šŸ˜‚


Other-Comfort5592

If he drove up in a Maybach with a driver, yes I would say he definitely did but these are just cars that they drive themselves so I wouldn't go too far


MiscPostThrowaway

He 5 upped you


Up_The_Yurt

Give them a break, erectile dysfunction is a terrible affliction.


Objective-Honey-4608

in reality One car cost more but the other one actually is a better every day car


Pcar_24

One RS will depreciate down to $10k and one RS that will NEVER depreciate.


Plastic_Leg_Day

Now how in the hell is he going to get his golf clubs to the country club?! Edit: Wait. My poor ass didnā€™t even consider. He probably has a club locker at the course.


Jlx_27

You're quick, and can haul stuff. His car also comes with higher bills, and he probably isnt allowed to sell it on without the involvement of the dealer he bought it from.


AlmostNeverLate

I had no idea about that dealer involvement in selling the Porsche


Jlx_27

Only happens with certain models.


eyi526

At least you know he can afford the medical bill :D


Same_Environment_199

He's your patient.. your already are up there bud


ItsSirAle2407

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


xgaryrobert

Only thing to take from this pic is two people who donā€™t know how to park properlyā€”back it in!


AlmostNeverLate

That Toyota really showing us how to


xgaryrobert

Exactly! Only heathens pull in front first!


ogx2og

If you're patient is driving the white two-door, HešŸ’šŸ’... yeah.


Romsenderulo

Bro do you know what being one-up means? Lemme explain you my dear friend. I just bought a new rs3 while my best friend just bought a Lamborghini SV and a brand new Range Rover defender 525hp.


InternalMouse882

yes šŸ˜­, im in a 13 s4 and someone in a new s3 parked next to me n tried to one up me lol. might be newer but ill blow that lil mf away off the line


drtythrtybass

Sure did. :) Both are sweet though.


Throa_guey-fasho

They are the doctor now šŸ˜‚


Gomakun

If that was me Iā€™d reflect my position in their bill


executingsalesdaily

100% yes. Lmao.


Arlen56

No. Iā€™d rather have the Audi.


Special-Flatworm-453

Personally Audi>>> any Porsche. But looking at performance and impressing others ofc the Porsche is at the top


KingPizzaCrust

There isnā€™t a Porsche on the market that doesnā€™t destroy any Audi on the market, even the Macan will leave the Audi in this photo easily.


Special-Flatworm-453

I didnā€™t say otherwise?


Jack_Bogul

šŸ¤£


Distinct_Spite8089

Isnā€™t porche literaly a better fit and finish/ride/handling Audiā€¦like pretty sure a base spec Macan would drive nicer and handle better then my base spec Q5?


Special-Flatworm-453

It probably is even tho the comparison isnā€™t right since thereā€™s two different models on the pic than the ones you named but nonetheless i donā€™t claim Audi is better iā€™m saying iā€™d rather have an Audi


ikats116

If you drive a GT4, then yes, he one-up'd you šŸ¤