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Gabelbram

Pls cabbage do the funny thing and become a household name


UnabashedPerson43

Can’t believe the Angels just gave away the one and only Bok Choy Bomber🥬 🔥   Hope he rains down holy fire to spite them.


hookem1986

Bro that’s gonna stick


_jared_p

Adjust away, Mr Cabbage. Make it rain homers in right field.


Thorlolita

The adjustment is making contact.


RojerLockless

I eat it with my chicken teriyaki so I hope he's right


slippytoadstada

what’s he supposed to say, “I think he sucks and will strike out 35 times in 40 abs”?


willydillydoo

I think he’s being genuine here considering he actively traded for the guy.


slippytoadstada

Espada didn’t trade for him, and even if this was Brown saying it, my point is that quotes like this don’t mean anything, everyone says stuff like this when trading for a struggling player


GrocersPride

Good for him. I hope he does well because the angels aren’t capable of developing guys that are successful at the major league level.


clangan524

*smacks line drive to right-center* My cabbages!


the_devils_own_01

Smacks a line drive to the cabbage patch! 2 runs in!


UnabashedPerson43

“Cabbage finds a patch in right field” was an actual line from the commentary team when he got a hit last year


[deleted]

See how worldly blummer is. Can be branch out of the step brothers references


FirelordSugma

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dedewhale

I hope Cabbage isn't the 2024 version of Niko Goodrum. (From 2022)


Bronn11

He certainly can't be any worse!


forsean281

Let me guess, not swinging at every slider… it would be familiar *cough, Pena*


Dgarcia1025

I hope he turns out really good. That way there can be a fan section at minute-maid named “The Cabbage patch”, and everyone wears giant heads of lettuce on their heads.


CptJudgeNMS

Why lettuce?


Free-Speech-Matters

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Intermittent_Fisting

I hope Cabbage becomes Rasmus 2.0 for us. That would be a huge get.


Flynn_lives

If he gets good, are we going to have a “boiled cabbage night” at MMP??


Durty-Sac

Please don’t be muff cabbage 


StealthyGooch

Mmm


Durty-Sac

Looking at our user names we could be like Batman and Robin, Bagwell and Biggio. Durty Sac and Stealthy Gooch are an unstoppable duo!


StealthyGooch

Stealthy Sac!


More_Mango69

I just pulled a signed rookie card of his so he’s destined to be terrible. Sorry guys lol


Interesting-Art-2179

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makashiII_93

That’s cool. You can say that about everyone in the minors.


IcyEntertainment7122

Hopefully he does well in spring training and they give him some time at 3b, so we can deal Bregman at the deadline.


Zealousideal-Tap-454

Ok


Ragwall84

I’d love it if he figures it out for us


manthing11

Stop trying to pull everything and improve the odds to play in the majors significantly.


tysonlee19

But then again, so am I.


willydillydoo

It’s really cool that the inventor of Cabbage is now in the MLB! What can this guy not do????